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Ok, this is my official first AAR. It may not be as great as I want it to be, because I have lost the actual document which contained the complete AAR, that was about two months ago, so my memory might be a little crappy that and the AAR itself will be crappy. :D

Yugoslavia's Super Hidden DBZ Powers

Jan. 1936
It was close to midnight and most of Yugoslavia was still awake. Factories still operating, producing the most current and up to date equipment for Yugoslavia's army. Scientists were in their labs, thinking of the weapons that could bring the most destruction to any enemy. Yugoslavia was preparing for war.

Apr. 1936
In the following months, Yugoslavia was almost ready to begin its mighty conquest of the Balkans.

Jun. 1937
The leaders met several times to perfect their plan, and by Jun. 1937, it was finally done. The first nation to be destroyed by the Yugoslavian military might was Bulgaria.

Aug. 1937
Yugoslavia declares war against Bulgaria! The Yugoslav navy deploys several cruisers to the coast of Bulgaria, to prevent escape or evacuation. Within hours, the entire airforce pounds the defenses of Bulgaria into useless rubble. The infantry moves in to take advantage of the unorganized and ill-equipped enemy, unfortantely, the advance is slower than expected in the south. In the north, the enemy troops retreat quickly from the fearless, corps d'elite of the Yugoslav army, led by General Gosnjak (1st Army; Northern Region). Within a week, most of the north had been conquered, in the south, resistance was strong. General Miljković (2nd Army; Central Region) and General Kosić (Supreme Commander) meet to discuss the issue. General Miljković was to advance south emmediately, despite heavy losses.

Dec. 1937
Yugoslavia annexes Bulgaria. In less than four months, Bulgaria had been taken with only 16,000 casualties of the 61,000 troops which were involved.

Active Units:
General Gosnjak (1st Army; Northern Region)
- 1st Division (Inf. Artillery)
- 2nd Division (Inf. Artillery)
- 3rd Division (Inf. Artillery)
- 4th Division (Armored)
- 5th Division (Armored)
- 6th Division (Armored)
- 7th Division (Inf. Engineer)
General Miljković (2nd Army; Central Region)
- 11th Division (Infantry)
- 12th Division (Infantry)
- 13th Division (Infantry)
- 14th Division (Infantry)
- 15th Division (Infantry)
- 16th Division (Infantry)
General Ilić (3rd Army; Southern Region)
- 17th Division (Cavalry)
- 18th Division (Cavalry)
- 19th Division (Cavalry)
- 20th Division (Cavalry)
- 21st Division (Cavalry)
- 22nd Division (Cavalry)
- 23rd Division (Infantry)
- 24th Division (Infantry)
- 25th Division (Infantry)
Lt. General Bozić (1st Artillery Corps; Capitol)
- 8th Division (Inf. Artillery)
- 9th Division (Inf. Artillery)
- 10th Division (Inf. Artillery)
Maj. General (Anti-Aircraft Divisionl; Capitol)
-15th Division (Inf. Anti-Aircraft)

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Err... Yeah, to be continued. :D


Again, I can't remember every detail. :(
At least its an AAR. :p
 
Yugo is the best country of the Balkans to play with.
Rich in resources and with a massive combat minister it has a lot of potential...

er... which version is this?
 
Screenies?
 
elbasto said:
Yugo is the best country of the Balkans to play with.
Rich in resources and with a massive combat minister it has a lot of potential...

er... which version is this?
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Yes, it is a great country. Version? I believe it was 1.06 or something.



metal said:
Seems like a begining to a short AAR...
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Yep, that might happen. I will just be happy I got SOMETHING done. :D



A Trooper said:
Screenies?
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Unfortunately, no... I was not able to get any screenshots. :(
Heh... Looks like I'll have to go against my own rule of their always being screens in any aar. :D
 
No screenies??!! I would never do an AAR without those

*someone whispers in ear about earlier AARs*

Uh....oh...well...carry on then! And best of luck to you sir
 
Super Hidden DBZ powers? :confused: So Yugoslavia is going to get into a series of repititave storylines and make up powers every five minutes?
 
Hey Henry, was that MST3k you have in your sign the same one with the clowns in it? I remember this one where the clowns are on a trapezee and two have their legs locked and are twirling around on it and they are all like, "Ewww, they're doing it clownstyle!" :eek:
 
Braedonnal said:
Hey Henry, was that MST3k you have in your sign the same one with the clowns in it? I remember this one where the clowns are on a trapezee and two have their legs locked and are twirling around on it and they are all like, "Ewww, they're doing it clownstyle!" :eek:
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lol No my ref is to the short where the old cowboy sets up a rodeo, and all the kids get violently thrown off cows. :D

"Fortunately, Tommy didn't need his spine!" :rofl:
 
Hahaha I remember that one now! :) The spine comment killed me.

Always remember that "Trains are blameless, holy creatures!" :rofl:
 
Nice AAR. So, will SonGoku or SonGohan come to rescue Yugoslavia? Keep it up. :)
 
GroFaZ said:
Alright, expect an update tonight, I got HoI reinstalled thanks to my friend. I will also try to get some screenshots in... not of actual game-play, but "Plans" or operations. :) ;)
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Good, i´ve been waiting for an uppdate. :)
 
Yes as have i....but where is it?
 
Ahem, I have been asked to finish this AAR, soooooo...

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[A huge ball comes flying down from the sky and crashes some where in Europe. Its door pops open and out comes...Hitler!]

Hitler: "Bwa ha ha! Pitiful earth creatures! They shall all die!"

[Hitler notices some Polish children laughing and playing at a playground. He promptly blows up the play ground and starts biting the heads off of them]

Hitler: "Ha ha ha! Mh, delicious!"

[In comes Mr. Satan, played by Stalin]

Stalin: "DIE YOU GONNA HITLER!"

Hitler: "Oh yeah?"

[Hitler tosses a Polish kid at Stalin and he goes tumbling back into a tank's barrel, which fires and explodes, sending up a huge mushroom cloud]

Hitler: "Mu ha ha ha ha ha!"

[In walks Krillan, played by Churchill, and Master Roshii, played by FDR in his wheelchair]

Churchill: "Boy I sure am bald!"

Hitler: "What the...?!"

FDR: "Die you gonna, Hitler!"

[Hitler pushes FDR's wheelchair off a cliff]

FDR: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Hitler: "Ha ha ha!"

Churchill: "You suck Hitler! I shall use my super-baldness powers on you!"

[Sunlight shines off of Churchill's scalp, blinding Hitler]

Hitler: "Owe! My eyes! The heat!"

Churchill: "Ha ha! Feeling a little cold, Hitler? Have some sunlight!"

Hitler: "OK, that's it...Kaaaaaameeeeehaaaaameeeee...HAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[Hitler sends a huge blast, torching Churchill!]

Churchill: "Aaaah! My scalp! Noooo! Rogaine come to my aide!"

[The rogaine catches on fire in the blast, singing Churchill's hands]

Churchill: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Hitler: "Bwa ha ha!"

[Suddenly, who should come in but Bruce Lee]

Hitler: "The hell?"

[Bruce Lee punches Hitler in the chest]

Hitler: "Owe, what was that for ya jerk?"

Bruce Lee: "You are already dead."

[And with that, Hitler's head explodes]

Narrator: "And so it was thanks to Bruce Lee that Yugoslavia took over the world. Now may mankind rest peacefully with the Way of the Chicken Eggs..."

THE END
 
Lord G. Q. White said:
Oh um ok. Nice ending. Ok that was weird. :(
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I call it, "Dada AAR" :cool:
 
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