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Stellaris Dev Diary ∛338: Rick the Cube

Hello Stellaris Cube-munity!

I know today wasn't in the dev diary cube-endar we posted earlier, but I felt like today was a special day.

In the finest of traditions of Stellaris cubeture, we are happy to introduce a new character portrait: Rick the Cube!
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Cube Rick will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak

Rick the Cube will be available Soon™ for purchasers of an unannounced future Stellaris DLC bundle (and also subscribers). We will be revealing more about this DLC bundle in the near future!

I am Rick the Cube!

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Features:
  • Somehow contains more than Eight vertices
  • Six faces
  • a cube to take a shining to
  • a pleasing clockwork interior that is, at times, orangeish
  • definitely not a Human, cubed
  • not a sphere
  • will never give you up

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For those of you who find the Stellaris portraits too anthropomorphized, we hope you will enjoy this new addition to the Stellaris portraits lineup! Encased in rune-covered cube armor, a sort of fully surrounding jacket made of metal, Cube Rick will be an excellent companion to take on a space odyssey.
 
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Almost any species in Stellaris is humanoid in form. Having something that departs from that, offering something entirely non-humanoid, is a godsent.

And that's the risk you're always running with April fools jokes, if the idea is too cool, people will expect you make the thing in earnest.

So, have fun making the Cuboid Species Pack lol
 
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This better be the new C6.
 
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It's totally not giving me Hellraiser vibes...

...And my comment shouldn't give any devs any inspiration for any future content...
 
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It will be sorely disappointing if Rick the Cube doesn't join the lineup of new machine portraits as part of The Machine Age update. With a higher level of animation quality and color variety than many in-game species portraits currently have, Rick is sure to be a crowdpleaser.
 
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I clicked this link for science, and in a complete subversion of expectations, it’s actually NOT a rickroll!
We’ve truly transcended to a whole other level, tricking you into thinking it’s a rickroll, but it’s actually not.
 
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I clicked this link for science, and in a complete subversion of expectations, it’s actually NOT a rickroll!
We’ve truly transcended to a whole other level, tricking you into thinking it’s a rickroll, but it’s actually not.
Oh wow, that was not what I was expecting from the devs. The old double bluff.