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Stellaris Dev Diary ∛338: Rick the Cube

Hello Stellaris Cube-munity!

I know today wasn't in the dev diary cube-endar we posted earlier, but I felt like today was a special day.

In the finest of traditions of Stellaris cubeture, we are happy to introduce a new character portrait: Rick the Cube!
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Cube Rick will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak

Rick the Cube will be available Soon™ for purchasers of an unannounced future Stellaris DLC bundle (and also subscribers). We will be revealing more about this DLC bundle in the near future!

I am Rick the Cube!

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Features:
  • Somehow contains more than Eight vertices
  • Six faces
  • a cube to take a shining to
  • a pleasing clockwork interior that is, at times, orangeish
  • definitely not a Human, cubed
  • not a sphere
  • will never give you up

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For those of you who find the Stellaris portraits too anthropomorphized, we hope you will enjoy this new addition to the Stellaris portraits lineup! Encased in rune-covered cube armor, a sort of fully surrounding jacket made of metal, Cube Rick will be an excellent companion to take on a space odyssey.
 
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Could just import the borg ships from Infinite. Not like anyone is using those now.
 
This strikes me as the "jokey announcement" type of April Fool's day post not the "prank" type.
 
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This strikes me as the "jokey announcement" type of April Fool's day post not the "prank" type.
The more believable and scary prank would be announcing the addition of a new "cap" to any of the mechanics of the game, but they went the way of the obvious lighthearted joke instead. The problem with "cap" jokes is that sooner or later they do become reality, I remember joking in a post about the return of leader cap a few months before Paragons, and also a joke on vassals cap before they killed Shared Destiny; it's really scary.
 
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The more believable and scary prank would be announcing the addition of a new "cap" to any of the mechanics of the game, but they went the way of the obvious lighthearted joke instead. The problem with "cap" jokes is that sooner or later they do become reality, I remember joking in a post about the return of leader cap a few months before Paragons, and also a joke on vassals cap before they killed Shared Destiny; it's really scary.

Or an announcement that you now need to pay a subscription to keep your DLC purchases active.

That would be an exciting prank (for Crisis values of "exciting").
 
Judging from the Steam comments and on here (and probably Reddit too), looks like a good 90% of people are saying they want this in the game. What have you done @MrFreake_PDX :D
Oh no! Look what happened by accident ;)
 
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