Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called Macedonia. And this kingdom was at war. Two egotistical jerks (one was named Ptolemy, the other Antigonus, but that doesn't matter) were fighting for the throne.
But this story isn't about Macedonia. It's about the Islanders who lived off the coast of Macedonia, who decided they'd had enough of these silly Macedonians and declared independence on January 1, 474 AVC, as the Romans call it.
They named their little country the Nesiotic League, and a Mr. Helladius Zosimid was elected its first Archon.
Mr. Helladius called together the first 'Senate' to discuss what the Islanders should do. The Senators found the gods had blessed the Islands with a multitude of men skilled in the military arts.
So Helladius appointed them to lead the army and the navy, which consisted of a grand total of 1000 Archers and 1 Trireme. With these grand military forces, Helladius insisted that the Islanders not waste their military expertise and promptly sack and conquer somebody.
Sparta was suggested, as it would provide the Islanders with 1000 Heavy Infantry on top of their already astounding 1000 Archers, but Helladius said no. Somebody else thought Pergamon was a pleasant country to build a mansion in. And a delusional maniac was yelling about conquering something called a "yellow blob", to which Helladius responded quite favorably, until it was discovered that noone knew where this yellow blob was. Finally Ariston Zoticid said, "Say, what about Rhodes? They have rebellions going on in their country - something to do with having '-3 stability' whatever that means, and they're already an island like us."
And so Rhodes it was. Ariston's ship landed Ikesios Omirid's 1000 Archers on the island's southern shores and simultaneous naval and land battles broke out. It was a tough fight between identically huge-ish militaries, but the Islanders' military leaders made the difference. After a long siege, the gates of Rhodes were opened, and the Nesiotic League had made its first conquest.
And so, after one year, the little Islanders' new nation not only still existed, but had doubled in size. Helladius looked across the waves for other possible conquests, but for now he had to rebuild his twice-as-large nation from the devastating war.
But this story isn't about Macedonia. It's about the Islanders who lived off the coast of Macedonia, who decided they'd had enough of these silly Macedonians and declared independence on January 1, 474 AVC, as the Romans call it.
They named their little country the Nesiotic League, and a Mr. Helladius Zosimid was elected its first Archon.

Mr. Helladius called together the first 'Senate' to discuss what the Islanders should do. The Senators found the gods had blessed the Islands with a multitude of men skilled in the military arts.

So Helladius appointed them to lead the army and the navy, which consisted of a grand total of 1000 Archers and 1 Trireme. With these grand military forces, Helladius insisted that the Islanders not waste their military expertise and promptly sack and conquer somebody.
Sparta was suggested, as it would provide the Islanders with 1000 Heavy Infantry on top of their already astounding 1000 Archers, but Helladius said no. Somebody else thought Pergamon was a pleasant country to build a mansion in. And a delusional maniac was yelling about conquering something called a "yellow blob", to which Helladius responded quite favorably, until it was discovered that noone knew where this yellow blob was. Finally Ariston Zoticid said, "Say, what about Rhodes? They have rebellions going on in their country - something to do with having '-3 stability' whatever that means, and they're already an island like us."

And so Rhodes it was. Ariston's ship landed Ikesios Omirid's 1000 Archers on the island's southern shores and simultaneous naval and land battles broke out. It was a tough fight between identically huge-ish militaries, but the Islanders' military leaders made the difference. After a long siege, the gates of Rhodes were opened, and the Nesiotic League had made its first conquest.

And so, after one year, the little Islanders' new nation not only still existed, but had doubled in size. Helladius looked across the waves for other possible conquests, but for now he had to rebuild his twice-as-large nation from the devastating war.
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