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Werewolf CIII: Kleptocratic Overlords and the Worldwide Revolution

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Rysz said:
We can also supply you with fighter jets, including female blond pilots.
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*sends invoice to Tripoli*

So, mr CEO should we also start assemling the jet fighters and female pilots or should we make do with the invoice for now?

BTW I see the Albanian air force have some Mig-15s we can get cheap, if we paint them green they look as good as new and since they are fairly simple in design they shouldn't require much training for the blondes we recruited for "Mediterranean holliday resort activity leader" jobspots...
 
AOK. 11 said:
Najs, only the GM and ghosts speak in color by the way.

Unless Gaddafi has comitted suicide you should be posting without color. If you want to differentiate your RPing from normal posting, you can put it in quote tags like I do, or simply use quotation marks. I do the following:
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Far be it from me to correct our most honorable GM, but trespoe did the same thing on this very page.
 
k-59 said:
Far be it from me to correct our most honorable GM, but trespoe did the same thing on this very page.
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The GM has stated that only dead people and the GM talk in color. If you or trespoe want to talk in color, then I will solve the problem by autolynching you both. Then you will be dead and can post in color.

Anything else?
 
AOK. 11 said:
The GM has stated that only dead people and the GM talk in color. If you or trespoe want to talk in color, then I will solve the problem by autolynching you both. Then you will be dead and can post in color.

Anything else?
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No.
 
AOK. 11 said:
The GM has stated that only dead people and the GM talk in color. If you or trespoe want to talk in color, then I will solve the problem by autolynching you both. Then you will be dead and can post in color.

Anything else?
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Exactly; and if Thistletooth wanted to sub in on the condition he was allowed to post in colour, he would obviously be refused.
 
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Anyone have a votecount?
 
marty99 said:
Exactly; and if Thistletooth wanted to sub in on the condition he was allowed to post in colour, he would obviously be refused.
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Guys, seriously. We have always had ghosts in color and living players in regular so that people know which is which. It avoids confusion and helps the game, especially later as more people die. If thistle wanted to post in color, I would tell him the same thing.

If you all of a sudden do not like it, we have a sub available who would like to play. Carry on.
 
reis91 said:
And color used for offtopic, also.

Anyway, I don't care about political colors, I'm a damn Kleptocrat, the only color I care about is the color of money :)
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Green? Like mr Ghadaffi's flag and his soon to be Mig-15 jets?

You, mr Silva, sir, seems to have great taste in colours. Would you be interseted in Rysz & Co's latest line of greenish pre-filled in International Monetary Fund loan application forms? Free of charge, of course. We only take a small percentage of what you get from the IMF...
 
Tornadoli said:
Why didn't you autolynch euro then?
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Why should he have lynched me? He said nothing to that effect. Reading comprehension is important, Tornadoli.
 
The Beginning

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As the revolution came, the Kleptocrats gathered to meet it head on. They convened a meeting of Kleptocratic leaders and the jet-setting elite of the Kleptocratic Alliance had soon formed a high command as well as burned through a metric ton of blow and three hundred hookers.

Alas, during the drug fueled madness of the Kleptocratic High Command, one of the many attendees had gone missing. Enkhuush, a Kleptocratic Spokesman for Amnesty International, was found tortured and murdered the next morning. He was a good and loyal Kleptocrat. He didn’t really give a shit about any of the garbage Amnesty dealt with, but it looked good on his resume. Being that hiding one’s sociopathic nature is a requirement for a successful Kleptocrat, he worked for Amnesty only for PR purposes. It also allowed him to…appropriate some of the group’s funds for his own charitable ventures, such as providing his mistresses with apartments, jewelry, and lots of Lithium.

The Kleptocrats were deeply saddened by the loss of their comrade Enkhuush....not really, but they were very good at pretending they cared, so fake tears were shed and seemingly genuine embraces were exchanged. Selected readings from the book of Ayn Rand were read aloud and the body of Enkhuush was buried. All good Kleptocrats enjoy a Kleptocratic funeral. It allows them to celebrate...themselves...for living a life worth living and making a difference. By enriching themselves at the expense of everyone else for no purpose other to satisfy their own megalomania and greed, they were fulfilling the destiny of Kleptocrats everywhere and inflicting their own depravity on the world. A Kleptocrat drinks the world's milkshake. He drinks it up. That is the purpose of life.

The Kleptocrats would hunt down these revolutionaries. They were chosen by God. They were the masters of this, and indeed every universe. These little people clamoring for food and whatnot would be enlightened as to the greatness of the Kleptocratic Alliance.

NIGHT ZERO:
Enkhuush the normal Kleptocrat was found tortured and murdered.


The killing…I mean voting…begins now.
 
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Tornadoli said:
You posted in colour. It's a capital offence.
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Yes. I offend, I get capital. It's how it works. It's how it's always worked. It's how it will continue to work.
 
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