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oh no its about the roman name for 21 minutes
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We need YouTuber with the correct and True opinion that the Byzantines were just proto-turks pretenders sapping of the glory of the true Rome, Hy Many which as previously discussed is so obviously why and reasonable it needs no explanation, to make a 10 hour long proving these fooooooools wrong
 
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Also, Byzaboos need to understand that whether they like it or not, the country is called Byzantine Empire throughout academia and internet, which conforms to the dev's intention to give countries names that can easily be searched on the internet. Maybe those who could search up and learn about it could change the setting to the Eastern Roman Empire.

Romaboos understand it, it's just not a reason to not include historical variants in the game.

How daaaaaaaaare you find a way to make promoting your video in our sacred spaces topical and relevant!

He opened a western front of our Romaboo offensive, charging on a white horse on a slope so ridiculously steep all horses would just trip, fall and everyone would just die and war would be over, but he managed to do it!
 
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Romaboos understand it, it's just not a reason to not include historical variants in the game.



He opened a western front of our Romaboo offensive, charging on a white horse on a slope so ridiculously steep all horses would just trip, fall and everyone would just die and war would be over, but he managed to do it!
Ah but in their hour of haste the Byzbois forgot that they had made war upon the wooded-realm of schizo, a twisting land where friend becomes enemy, enemies become legion and truth once thought unbreakable become nought but mist upon the breeze, a land with no begining or ending within its insanity, so insidious that no battle may ever be one because it cannot be said if there were any enemies in the first place
 
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New alt history mod idea: what if Alexander the Great didn’t found the Roman Empire :eek:
Well for that to be true he'd have had to die young, probably after his first campaign into India z but seeing as it was confirmed by Matt the Carpet god in 1321 that the only thing that could harm the glorious first emperor was the seductive taste of the grape-wine that would mean he'd have had to have been betrayed by the space llamas when they destroyed all of earths alcohol, as it is known
 
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Well for that to be true he'd have had to die young, probably after his first campaign into India z but seeing as it was confirmed by Matt the Carpet god in 1321 that the only thing that could harm the glorious first emperor was the seductive taste of the grape-wine that would mean he'd have had to have been betrayed by the space llamas when they destroyed all of earths alcohol, as it is known
According to Indian historian Joseph Stalin, the Black Khan (known to many as ishowkhan) had one bottle of wine untouched by the space llamas, so it is still possible
 
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Well lets get it back on topic

So Konstantinoupolis would look great like this, right? Wouldnt it be great if the first DLC is pure Roman goodness? :3
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i feel like certain monuments should be in the game at release

i dont mind it not looking as fleshed out as that but making such a significant city such as Constantinople look like any other city is strange
it shouldnt require a dlc to do this
 
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It's a strategic offensive. You're so narrow-focused on the post count of this one thread you don't notice that soon all forum members will awake and realize they're Romaboos as well. We'll slowly, but steadily, make you - us, without you even noticing. And when you'll start EUV for the first time and you will, not knowing why exactly, pick ERE as your first playthrough with "ERE" game rule on - the victory will be ours and we will welcome you as our brothers and sisters.

Don't resist. Billions resisted and failed. Resistance is futile.
Not even the treat of execution by scaphism could make me pick any other country than England/GB for my first many play throughs.
 
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