Only in Britain can the chaotic fall of crown and government occur so elegantly. Beautiful update.
Defiant to the end and yet, probably still deserves some kind of grace from the tories. An ambasadorship, a viceroy, a governorship or, if they are really through, kick him upstairs to join his relatives.
Good boy. Give him a good postion somewhere he's earnt that and all the honours he can get.
Oof. If that's the case, he should probably get a law lordship and a statue in Parliament Square.
It was always going to end thus. Not with a bang but with a whimper. And yet, no less pathetic in the aftermath.
What an absolute farce that government was.
Only in Britain can the chaotic fall of crown and government occur so elegantly. Beautiful update.
Oh thank god, and good riddance.Mrs Simpson has left the country,” he said, as if delivering a death sentence.
He had so many horrible paper trails, and all of them no doubt will be leaked TTL. No grace required for this version.“That he said it was a relief that Prince John died, and, well, some of the more salacious stuff?”
I don't really see the point of him standing, even if he wins. Never getting into another party, never going to be enrolled in the Lords, never going to be listened to or allowed anywhere again...seems a bit like purgatory.He had booked a steamer to take him to Canada that evening, having already got the King’s signature on a wave of ennoblements when (if?) the inevitable election defeat occurred. Tired, and annoyed at relinquishing office again, he had not decided whether or not to contest his Carnarvon seat in the face of a strong local Labour candidate opposing the Royal marriage.
...well, yes.David,” the King, grief stricken, rasped. He stared again at the summary of that morning’s papers. “They’ve made me out to be a monster.”
BULLY!The King walked over to the window and stared out over the rolling park. “You know, I would have quite happily have given all of this up for Wallis,”
Quite.Lloyd George, whose whole enterprise over the last four months contradicted everything the King had just said, remained quiet.
Go fuck yourself, you spineless sex pest.“Suppose,” he said after a pause, “I refused that request. My father didn’t prepare me particularly well for this role, but enough of those dreary lessons under Hansell must have worked. I seem to remember that this is just a request.”
The festure film version of this scene will absolutely have DLG punching or throttling Edward. Philip Madoc would enjoy that.Lloyd George’s temper finally snapped suddenly. A shock of white hair, he seemed to leap at the King, propelling himself forward with the pent up rage of four months. He grabbed the lapels of the King’s impeccably tailored jacket and shouted manically. “Listen to me you worthless playboy, I’ve dragged this country to the edge of the abyss for you. I have ripped apart the constitution and have endured more than any politician should. And all because I believed we deserved better than Neville Chamberlain.”
Indeed. It would be better for everyone if you fell on your sword literally, but for God's sake at least do so metaphorically.“…you tell me that this is a request. It’s over, do you understand? Over. You lost, for God’s sake man, let it be over.”
...if nothing else, DLG is going to stand by what he did and be publically shot down for it. As much as I want several members of his gang assassinated, rehabilitated and cut loose, I'm uncertain as to what to do about the ring leader.“…we were fools to try, but we tried. I need to think about the campaign, after Christmas. We’ll stand under your banner, of course, if we stand at all.”
My sympathy for David on the other hand, has evaporated as this AAR has gone on.On a delicate Jacobean chair, the King of England sobbed, and sobbed, and sobbed.
...on top of everything else, Bertie and Neville have to fix all the leaks in the Royal households.Lloyd George lingered in the park for a while, before getting wearily into his car to be driven back to Downing Street. As his car trundled into Windsor, he thought he saw the new equerry gaily driving his own car, a flash sports car. But it wasn’t the car that caught Lloyd George’s eye, it was that the equerry had one of the red boxes, that the King received from Lloyd George and the ministers, in the seat next to him. Now what, Lloyd George mused, is going on there?
Many thanks!I am not, actually, sure that she will ever return to the UK. You’re welcome.
I have no idea, but it was great fun.Would Lloyd George have lost his cool so spectacularly?
Freudian typo highlighted for truth.But with Wallis Simpson fled, could the man be inert and self-absorbed enough to simply stay pout and drink himself to death?
Wallis is in her early 40s, is a multiple divorcee with a messy past and has had most of the non-British media parading her history and dirty laundry all over the front pages for weeks if not months. Whatever happens to Eddie he is devoted to her, he is going to remain rich and, unless he does something incredibly stupid (like go on a propaganda tour of Nazi Germany say...), they will remain welcome in at least some of the most exclusive high society groups on the Continent and in the US.If he does propose to abdicate, is even Wallis Simpson going to want him?
I don't really see the point of him standing, even if he wins. Never getting into another party, never going to be enrolled in the Lords, never going to be listened to or allowed anywhere again...seems a bit like purgatory.
The festure film version of this scene will absolutely have DLG punching or throttling Edward. Philip Madoc would enjoy that.
I always had the feeling that Edward VIII was a walking minefield...
I am deeply impressed at how fast you are kicking these out while maintaining your usual high standards.
As always you capture the personalities so well, everyone is acting 'in character' as they plot and react their way throw these events. I am pleased to see that Churchill did indeed see sense before the end, that Monckton escaped intact and that someone finally did grab Eddie by the lapels and shout at him. Never thought it would be DLG doing that last one, but there you go. I wonder if he will even bother returning, if he's got his peerage and the election will just be a shambolic disaster he might stay on the wrong side of the Atlantic. I can absolutely see him, Eddie and Wallace doing some relentlessly grubby and seedy speaking tour around the US to 'explain their side' and rake in some cash.
A veritable cavalcade of parliamentarians, excellent work in making them distinct. That some big names (or people who would become big names) will not make it through the next election seems inevitable, the only question is how many. On that note I do hope this is the last we see of Kingsley Wood, not for what he has done so far but to prevent him ever becoming Chancellor and inflicting such institutional damage on the machinery of government.
Thinking of the election there is an opportunity for a bit of new blood and a chance to draw a line under matters, or it could be a nasty circular fight that re-opens old wounds and sees lots of centralised control and yes-men candidates as party leaderships try to make sure nothing like the past few months ever happens again. I'd hope it was the former and if Eddie stays deflated and DLG stays away it just might be, but those two have made a habit of picking the worst option and damning the consequences so I fear it may be the latter.
So this slow motion avalanche of muck, filth, farce and calumny authored by DLG & co will take until February to finally finish? There is time for so many more egregious acts before the soap opera is over.Hitler and his odious henchmen must be laughing their arses off at all this.
Given the inevitability of the Chamberlain avalanche, and with the inevitable backlash coming too late to help anybody, the question becomes - what to do with one slightly-used king?
I simply don't see any way for him to stay as monarch - even the leaders of his party wold much rather have someone else. But with Wallis Simpson fled, could the man be inert and self-absorbed enough to simply stay put and drink himself to death?
If he does propose to abdicate, is even Wallis Simpson going to want him?
Freudian typo highlighted for truth.
Wallis is in her early 40s, is a multiple divorcee with a messy past and has had most of the non-British media parading her history and dirty laundry all over the front pages for weeks if not months. Whatever happens to Eddie he is devoted to her, he is going to remain rich and, unless he does something incredibly stupid (like go on a propaganda tour of Nazi Germany say...), they will remain welcome in at least some of the most exclusive high society groups on the Continent and in the US.
For a social climber who loves the good life it is hard to see how she could do much better than staying with him. She stayed with him in OTL after all.
All of this is just a perfect barge of garbage that no sensible person would get into or remain in.
He already did play the most overtly Welsh DLG, and my own father, upon having a secondary school Q/A with him after a Stratford upon Avon performance, confounded everyone by bring that up first before the Dad's Army thing.Interesting call to play DLG
Oh there's any number of people who were absolute drunken messes who were nonetheless stilp excellent actors. Any of the O'Toole gang could play it.Who would play the King?
Haha“getting to the war by 1000 meetings,”
A very nice touch.Your humble authAAR visited Ronda in the Autumn of 2016 (long story, but the work element of my 3 day trip was precisely 90 minutes) and loved it
He already did play the most overtly Welsh DLG, and my own father, upon having a secondary school Q/A with him after a Stratford upon Avon performance, confounded everyone by bring that up first before the Dad's Army thing.
Oh there's any number of people who were absolute drunken messes who were nonetheless stilp excellent actors. Any of the O'Toole gang could play it.
I do like a Butler update, if only for the contrast between him and his political masters. His endeavours have something of a going through the motions feel about them, it is all very well gathering this intelligence but it does rather depend on someone doing something with the end product.
Looking ahead after the election the new government will be very busy handling the King and a great many related domestic matters regardless of who ends up in No.10. Will they have the intent, or even capacity, to look at foreign affairs in much detail? And if they do will they really focus on Spain and not the various other matters calling for their attention?
Then again there is only so far Butler can freelance even in the absence of political direction from London and it is at least plausible for him to go back and rebuild the Spanish network, so it is the professional choice even if it's not perhaps the best choice.
HahaNot at all. We’ll convene a sub committee to endorse that.
So much to go wrong here. And hitching a ride with the Italian Air Force, seems like a rather reckless plan, I guess maybe that's why it might work, because no one was expecting it...
Every now and again my... well, I call it a sense of humor, but lector cave... bubbles up. I was reading the choices for actors to play the roles and was reminded of the distant-but-very-fun Portugal by Lord Durham. And I thought I'd dip in a toe, as it were... the humor of the idea is to pick actors who possibly bear some faint physical resemblance, have some box-office appeal yet are completely inappropriate for the part. In short, the sort of casting that put John Wayne in as Genghiz Khan.
So:
King Edward VIII - Dick Van Dyke or Vincent Price
Winston Churchill - Charles Laughton or Peter Lorre
Wallis Simpson - Elsa Lanchester in full 'Bride of Frankenstein' makeup; Bette Davis could do it but won't
David Lloyd George - David Niven or Harpo Marx, depending on availability
Neville Chamberlain - Groucho Marx or Cary Grant (with patently fake mustache), see above
Every secret agent will be played by Peter Sellers, since he likes that sort of thing.
The choice of Americans for roles is deliberate, as the accent, lack of accent or attempt at accent adds to the 'fun'.
Apologies in advance - any offense is unintended. Any suggestions?
@Le Jones - once this sort of silliness starts up it is high time for an update.
Dunno why, in a 2010s remake I see Jude Law as Edward, Stephen Fry as Winnie (after a change in hairstyle), Kristin Scott-Thomas as Wallis, Jim Carrey as DLG and Michael Sheen as good old Nev.
Not many do for some reason.Genuinely didn't know that about Madoc
Perhaps a tad harsh. I would agree they were not really ready for the challenge coming their way though, SIS in the 30s was far more obsessed with Communism and was busy worldwide battling the red menace. I'm not really convinced a focus on Germany would have particularly helped, maybe some slightly more accurate estimates on German production might have calmed people down, but the problem was never lack of intelligence about Germany or Hitlers intentions (he wrote them all down in a published book!), it was the lack of anyone at the top who would do anything about it.I think that everything that SIS did in the mid 30s was 'going through the motions'. The sense of poorly coordinated activity is certainly true, and London was rarely in step with its agents. The disasters that we have already chronicled (the faff over Gorizia, the Dutch station) all give a sense of a service that was not ready for the challenge coming its way.
This is a story about a sex scandal.All a bit tawdry isn't it?