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My dear sir, I can't see it matters who the PM is - Canada is never joining the USA.
Oh of course, but that was never on the cards. I suspect however that if the King government had complete free reign over their affairs, they'd try to do all you said above. Just common sense really, given they don't trust or like the british but need somebody to attach themselves to.

In the narrative however, it looks like King is trying to build his case and foundations so that at some point later on (and he's aware this could be decades away), Canada can smoothly slip into independent nationhood and key US ally.

What worries me is DLG adotping a very colonial attitude to these, essentially, autonomous nations kept in the british sphere through (various methods of) soft force and inertia. It's like he's trying to piss them all off.

As I said, I'm speaking as though the narrative were real. If there truly is only one 'correct' choice then we might all just as well skip reading the rest, yes?
As ever, Paradox shows the way. Facism and monarchical absolutism, with Mosley shot, Churchill as the Chancellor and Emperor Edward ruling the whole world.

Looking forward to skipping to the end where this happens. Because of course, it cannot go any other way, surely?
 
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Including Her Majesty, Wallis I, Queen of America…
How could I forget? Indeed, Queen Wallis of America, which somehow includes the whole USA and territories. Technically, the US is in a personal union with the British Empire (at least until she dies, I suppose), leaving it the only semi-autonomous region on Earth.

What fun!
 
I note with sadness, but not surprise, that DLG continues to find new ways to sink ever lower. When he is finally kicked out, and should he somehow avoid the jail sentence for treason he richly deserves, a career as a world class limbo dancer surely beckons as there is no bar he cannot somehow slither under.

Monckton continues his epic bid to get the law society to put up a statue to him, a lesser man might have resigned to avoid spending more time with such horrors and yet he perseveres onwards. Possibly one of the few voices trying to limit the damage DLG seems intent on wrecking as he is dragged from office.

Still let us be positive, at least Churchill is looking at Battleships so we have that to look forward to.
 
I note with sadness, but not surprise, that DLG continues to find new ways to sink ever lower. When he is finally kicked out, and should he somehow avoid the jail sentence for treason he richly deserves, a career as a world class limbo dancer surely beckons as there is no bar he cannot somehow slither under.
I hope the Government Strangler (who exists) will get him, quietly in his rooms.
Monckton continues his epic bid to get the law society to put up a statue to him, a lesser man might have resigned to avoid spending more time with such horrors and yet he perseveres onwards.
A credit to the Proffesion, but to be honest, a true patriot would at this point sacrifice themselves and go on a shooting spree, killing everyone in the cabinet, Edward and Wallis.
 
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“A gentleman abroad, even one for hunting, wouldn’t go on a diplomatic passport.”
Quite. I'm glad they picked this up afterwards. ;)
“It would signal to everyone, the Abwehr, the Deuxième Bureau, that you’re on the payroll,”
Unless they made him Cultural Attaché! :D Which would signal he was the Station Chief!
“One of us?” That, Butler realised sadly, was the important question; he had anticipated that or ‘is he clubbable’ being raised in the meeting.
"One of us <Soviet spies>?"
“Well,” Butler began warily, “not really. He has risen up, I’m told he’s very capable at his day job.”
Can't have competence being used as a metric for advancement in the civil service in general or (combined with loyalty) in the secret service!
I do really like Pollard, an adventurer of the old school. That said Winterbotham is correct to brush him off, he is always out for himself first and is not really intelligence agent material
Agreed.
the task of saying something fell to Stanley Bruce of Australia
I picked Bruce as the emissary as I felt that it was so obviously going to be Massey for everyone’s guess as to who would be ‘top dog’ of the Dominions that I wanted to ‘mix it up’ a bit.
He is an interesting character, and although he is little more than a walk on part in this update he is of course a major figure in Australian history, as a Prime Minister of Australia in the 20s and later an influential High Commissioner (an ambassador in all but name, certainly the same status, for those of you not familiar with Commonwealth nomenclature).
I did appreciate this inclusion.
 
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Chapter 69, Jarrow, 26 November 1936

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The King spied the listless, idle men first, an increasingly terse Monckton stating the bloomin’ obvious that they were not watching the Royal convoy out of regal fervour but the lack of anything else to do. Beyond the smattering of idle natives Monckton, staring disconsolately out of the window, realised that this was not a brilliantly supported visit. He felt a tightening of the stomach at the prospect of Kingly humiliation. The King, sat next to him, was looking out of the other window, seemingly lost in his thoughts. Monckton, for the thousandth time, wondered what was really being dreamed up in that unusual mind.

“What is the plan,” the King said, surprising Monckton with his evident pleasure.

“You’ll meet a civic line up, of course,” the new Equerry said, turning to face his King. Ellen Wilkinson is the local MP, of the leftish shrill harridan variety I’m afraid Sir,” he said knowingly. Next to the King, Walter Monckton groaned.

“Problem, Walter?”

“I’m just not sure that the Grenadier Guards and industrial Tyneside are natural bedfellows,” Monckton said wryly.

The King barked a hoarse, rasping laugh, making Monckton wonder for the other man’s health. “Who else?”

“The Bishop of Jarrow, of course, a couple of other civics, and then a tour of the town. Meet the locals stuff Sir. Then a launch will take you over the water to Wallsend.”

The King nodded. “What’s in Wallsend?”

“Hyperion Sir, Royal Navy destroyer. Almost ready to be handed over to the Fleet. Have a quick tour, lunch with the workers, then off to Alnwick Castle for dinner with Lord Percy and the Duke.”

“And Wallis will…”

“Be waiting for us up there,” the new Equerry confirmed. “And then a day’s shooting, I gather they’re having a good season, before we fly you both down to?”

“I am not going to Sandringham,” the King said fervently.

“Windsor then,” the Equerry said, scribbling the change in his notebook.

“Probably wise,” Monckton said, sourly, “the Government might have need of you.”

The King turned in his seat to look at his friend. “Why does that sound queerly loaded,” he snapped.

Monckton sighed, irritated at his frustration with the King and his mistress being so easily detected. He decided to deflect. “Duffy wants to order troops to India.”

The King closed his eyes. “Because of Linlithgow?”

Monckton moved his head left and right in a ‘sort of’ way. “Congress and the local chaps are accusing London of capitalising on the difficulties caused by your…er, the recent difficulties by tightening our grip. There are calls for nationwide disobedience. I understand that Mr Gandhi is going to make an address next week.”

“We’ll lock ‘im up,” the Equerry said with a young man’s confidence.

“To do that,” Monckton snapped, “you need strength. That is what Duffy is trying to deliver.”

“He has my agreement to do what he thinks necessary,” the King said in a distracted voice, evidently lost in other concerns.

“He’ll write to you formally, I understand.”

“A vote?” The King’s nervousness of anything vaguely Parliamentary was briefly revealed.

“No, Duffy has the power. Well,” Monckton corrected himself, “you have the power, he is wielding it on your behalf.”

They pulled up at a fairly routine civic line up. Ellen Wilkinson seemed to be determined to be civil and so merely thanked the King for taking the time to attend his ‘poorer subjects’ while regaling him with stories good and bad from the march. Monckton and the Equerry deftly handled the more oafish supplicants and the first part of the tour was done, and done well.

The next part of the visit was to meet some of the marchers, some of whom were digging up wasteland to start a garden. Again, Monckton was pleased at the King’s flair with ordinary people. He had yet to decide whether it was natural or a very convincing act, but it didn’t matter. Dozens of supportive local and national newspapermen had the picture they needed, the man ‘at the top of the pile’ meeting those at the lowest.

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“Your Majesty,” one of the civic dignitaries (Monckton thought it was the town clerk) intoned, “may I present John Kelly of Stanley Street.” Kelly, repeatedly briefed on the correct protocol, offered a stiff bow.

“Mr Kelly, are you related to the other Kelly that we have met?”

“Aye, Your Majesty,” Kelly said in a broad Tyneside accent. “Three of us marched.”

“And all unemployed?”

“Yes, Your Majesty,” the Equerry rolled his eyes that Kelly had failed to adopt ‘Sir’ having initially and rightly said ‘Your Majesty’. “These two years, since Palmers’ closed.”

“Ah, the shipyard,” the King said knowingly. “Could you not find work elsewhere?”

“Where, Your Majesty?” Kelly said this calmly enough, but Monckton saw the irritated glances of the dignitaries (Wilkinson aside). “Every job in every yard is full, they’re turning lads away.”

“Criminal,” the King said, finally. “Something is dammed rotten,” he snapped, after offering Kelly a beaming smile. “I will remember your words,” he said as he took his leave of Kelly and moved onto the next marcher.

A brief snack of cold ham was offered as the King boarded a small river launch to take them over the river. The launch, Monckton found out as he greedily tucked into his snack, was the Hebburn, a ferry going across the Tyne. The King was still in good spirits.

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Another party, this time from the Wallsend dignitaries, waited to meet them. This was going to be awkward, as the sitting MP, Irene Ward, was opposed to the King’s marriage and had thus remained with that rump . Percy had tried, almost resorting to ancient feudal pressures (it does help when one’s family have ran Northumberland for hundreds of years), to suggest that she would do everyone a service by absenting herself, but there she was, waiting to receive them.

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“Your Majesty,” she said, offering a bow, “I am grateful that you could divert yourself from your other demands to visit us.”

It was a carefully worded bard but it did the trick, the King tensing as his eyes darted about. He didn’t acknowledge her, or the other dignitaries, but strode towards another congregation, few hundred yards away.

“Yes, yes,” he snapped, but Ward wasn’t finished.

“It is right, right, that Your Majesty has visited us,” she said sternly. “Mr Chamberlain has some good ideas on revitalising our industrial…”

The King has increased his pace, striding ahead in an attempt to distance himself from Ward’s lobbying. Monckton saw the ‘tell-tale’ signs of Royal dissatisfaction; the eyes were darting around, as if trying to identify escape routes, and the finger clicking, a habit increasingly displayed in public, was manifest. Monckton thought he knew where this was going, and mouthed ‘car’ to the Equerry, who took the hint and went to warn the King’s driver.

There were other problems. By curtailing the welcoming the King had, quite unintentionally, overtaken the programme; he was now attending events before they were scheduled. Things weren’t quite in place. The official welcoming was supposed to take fifteen minutes of greeting, conversation and a photograph. By rushing ahead, the King had skipped the photograph (and much of the smalltalk) and was now ten minutes ahead of schedule. Monckton felt a feeling of looming doom as they stalked through the yard, panicked Swan Hunter personnel and the occasional Rating running ahead to try and warn everybody off. As a nervy shipbuilder from the Swan Hunter yard escorted him to the gangway, on HMS Hyperion’s upperdeck a cockney accented voice could be heard, singing happily, to the tune of ‘Camptown Races’.

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“She’s an ‘oare from Baltimore, doo dah, doo dah, oh she’s an ‘oare from Baltimore, oh doo dah day.”

A fat Commander of the Royal Navy, detailed to organise the ‘piping party’, got to the upperdeck just a few seconds too late. He hissed the Ratings to silence, but the damage was done.

The King turned, silently, from the gangway of Hyperion, brushed past the dignitaries and to a hastily organised reunion with his car. The visit was over.

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GAME NOTES

I’m sorry for the first post of 2022 (and the first since the Christmas break) being a lighthearted one; indeed, I toyed with skipping this and going straight to one of the other plotlines running. As it is I have jumped ahead; this was originally an Attlee update, but on reflection I decided to shunt that until Parliament has reconvened and the Government has fallen. The King hasn’t really featured for a while (in any meaningful way) so I wanted to offer this insight, one of the last public events of this current arrangement, before the Royal family is really plunged into crisis-mode (given that at the moment DLG is attracting most of the ire).

Edward VIII is, really, famous for a few things: Wallis Simpson, the abdication speech, alleged fascist leanings, and then, and I would place this in fourth place, the ‘something must be done’ comment. Did he utter those comments? Yes he did, on a visit to Abertillery in Wales on November 18th 1936. I’ve lifted much of that visit (in spirit if not precise content) for this TL’s trip, building on the back of our different ending to the Jarrow March. But, tbh, a quick glance at the programme for the day, with visits to community projects (a boys’ centre, a community recreation centre, a park) would be familiar to King Edward’s niece as she prepares for her Platinum Jubilee year. The remark came during discussion of unemployment as the King was made aware of the plight of his subjects. As ever with King Edward VIII, his true meaning is slightly opaque, and I believe it to have been an improvised response to a crowd keen to see some empathy (certainly the visit was marred by people doing all sorts to try and get his attention). Certainly, nothing was done officially when the King returned to London (and in any event, that isn’t really the Sovereign’s job). Yet it has formed part of the legend, of the King who was sympathetic to his people. My own view is that King Edward was a convincing and natural performer (alright, listener), when he wanted to be; if he was even mildly interested he was a compelling host/dignitary, but it is this lack of consistency that is so damaging, he could, just as easily, have airily dismissed the Welsh and snuck off for illicit ‘horizontal jogging’ with Mrs Simpson.

Irene Ward was indeed the local MP for the Swan Hunter yard, and if the King could just about cope with Ellen Wilkinson in Jarrow, then Ward was a different prospect altogether. Industrious, respectable, stolid, rather boring, I suspect that Edward would have indeed found her something of a sanctimonious battleaxe. For some reason when I typed this update I kept thinking of Anna Soubry, something of a character in the Conservative Party until she left to join a new party (which rather swiftly collapsed). Ward, when I formed the DLG group of MPs loyal to the King, never featured and I believe that she would have been a critical supporter of Chamberlain (or possibly Oliver Stanley when he was running).

In terms of actual game stuff, I did move a couple of divisions to Egypt/Palestine for onward dispatch to India (I’ll cover this deployment in a looming update, but wanted to set things off now with the King giving his approval). Because I used a console command to annex India, resistance went up extraordinarily (which, if the British muck about with the governance of India, I can sort of see happening) and I believe that DLG would foist the Army in the UK (what’s left of it, most of it is with Dill in Palestine) on the subcontinent. As for the Navy, I maintained as much of the status quo that I could the G and H class destroyers go through largely as planned (the fruits of Winston’s naval meddling are months, if not years off), and our destroyers in this TL will develop in a slightly different way from their OTL brethren. While we’re on the subject of the RN…

Would matelots of the Royal Navy really make such crass comments where there is a risk of them being heard by a VIP. You bet they would! Your humble writAAR has experienced this, first hand. In 2007 Adam Ingram MP, Minister for the Armed Forces (‘MINAF’) was guest of honour at a familiarisation day, at sea, embarked in HMS Ark Royal. Yours truly, taking a spare place (there were hundreds of places) ended up, more by accident than design, in the great man’s presence. In a rare attempt at screenplay, here goes:

The scene is a Junior Ratings’ Messdeck, one belonging to Marine Engineers, the famed ‘stokers’ of the Royal Navy. It is quite low down in the ship [I genuinely cannot remember what deck – i.e. how low down, probably 6 or 7 deck. As for how far aft it was, probably S or T section, so pretty far ‘back aft’].

MINAF enters, escorted by a terrified Lieutenant Commander.

MINAF: [exaggerated proletariat everyman voice] Hey lads. Well done on passing your training so well.

Stokers: [Mumbled] Thanks, Sir.

MINAF: We’re very proud of you. [He takes a seat in one of the semi-circular alcoves, directly below a swimsuit calendar on the bulkhead. A dozen Ratings shift awkwardly to let MINAF sit down while gazing longingly at the swimsuit picture].

Stokers: [Mumbled] Cheers.

MINAF: So where are you going next? Europe, isn’t it?

Stoker 1: Aye Sir, we’re off to Harry Amsters.

MINAF: Sorry, did you say ‘hamsters’?

Lieutenant Commander: [Irritated]He means Amsterdam, Minister.

MINAF: Wow! That’ll be fun.

Stoker 1: Certainly will, Sir.

MINAF: [Turns to other side] And what are you going to do in Amsterdam, son?

Stoker 2: A dwarf, Sir.

Exit MINAF

The problem the british have is that if Canada goes over to the US, and India is gotten rid of (which is going to happen fairly soon and they all know that), that's bascially it for the empire. The commonwealth would become a gathering of independent nations rather than dominions. The British don't really have anything left to hold the empire or dominions together beyond inertia and economic power. The first has been stopped by this king business. The latter will inevitably fail to hold them, but the war will probably speed up the job.

From an American perspective, I can't quite see Canada going over to the US - there's a long history between these two nations illuminated by a fair bit of half-humorous hostility. A warming of relations, perhaps - the long undefended border helps with that.

Wasn't there some proposal during the Depression for the Maritime provinces to become US states? It came to nothing and I can't see that it would - much the same as Texas perennially muttering about secession.

Anyway... that 'threat' from the Dominions is as damp as the commissioners themselves. It amounts to, 'do the politically impossible or we'll speak badly of you,' and I can't imagine bad PR could affect the DLG government much at this point. I believe it would have been smart to butter up the representatives, wine and dine them and tell them you are doing everything you can to get the King to co-operate and that they just need to be patient... But smart diplomacy does not seem to be something DLG's men know how to do.

What could be an effective threat from the Dominions would be the with-holding of large purchases and a formal disinclination to support the mother country militarily - which would be effective if war were immediately looming, but it isn't.

So... what? The Dominions aren't going to transfer their loyalties to France or the US or anyone else. They can't legally cease to be Dominions without the consent of the mother country, whose Parliament is not in session anyway. This will, I think, increase the movement toward full independence but... really? Not much else. Even recent emigrants to the Dominions might conclude the King's marriage isn't something they can affect anyway.

Now in game terms this might be a big deal, but in terms of practical politics all it does is poison the well of future co-operation without achieving any progress for either side.

King is PM. He'd do (and did) everything he could to switch over to Washington anyway. This is just fuel for his fire. Probably thinks its a surefire way of not only getting his public to back his plans, but also get amercian aid, newfoundland put under Canadian control and complete independence from the British in the future.


Might be? Dear sir, in-game, this event destroys the empire. Only thing that remains are the crown colonies and rhodesia. And Egypt, for some fucking reason.

Bascially, in game, this is game over until you pick the 'correct' choice of putting the King in absolute power and being given the entire empire back, only completely under his thumb.

My dear sir, I can't see it matters who the PM is - Canada is never joining the USA. Complete independence from Britain and the US, perhaps, Taking in Newfoundland perhaps. Economic ties to the US - those have always been present, and it would be easy to see those improve. Defense ties - not unless there was a 'clear and present danger'. Becoming subservient to the US - I can't see it.

As I said, I'm speaking as though the narrative were real. If there truly is only one 'correct' choice then we might all just as well skip reading the rest, yes?

Oh of course, but that was never on the cards. I suspect however that if the King government had complete free reign over their affairs, they'd try to do all you said above. Just common sense really, given they don't trust or like the british but need somebody to attach themselves to.

In the narrative however, it looks like King is trying to build his case and foundations so that at some point later on (and he's aware this could be decades away), Canada can smoothly slip into independent nationhood and key US ally.

What worries me is DLG adotping a very colonial attitude to these, essentially, autonomous nations kept in the british sphere through (various methods of) soft force and inertia. It's like he's trying to piss them all off.


As ever, Paradox shows the way. Facism and monarchical absolutism, with Mosley shot, Churchill as the Chancellor and Emperor Edward ruling the whole world.

Looking forward to skipping to the end where this happens. Because of course, it cannot go any other way, surely?

Each dominion has its own agony in this TL, and while I think that some (*cough* Canada *cough*) will use the crisis to create some autonomy for themselves they are all, as you stay, still joined to the UK in some fashion.

South Africa will, I suspect, drift into introflection and its view of foreign affairs will be depend upon which side wins the political wrangling. In '38 South African wariness of European entanglements was a factor in Chamberlain's assessment, so with this early butterfly it is possible that they isolate even more.

Australia and New Zealand will, I suspect, look to one another if there are worries (and there will be, particularly as this TL's WW2 is very European, at least initially) that the UK won't do anything to help them against Japan. I can see the Curtin speech looking to the US rather than the UK happening sooner (and by someone else, perhaps) and potentially an assessment of how best to engage/deter/defend against Japan.

And then Canada. I can't see anything as dramatic as Canada joining the US, but I can see an increasingly pro-US 'tilt' occurring, perhaps with increased bilats to make up for the diminishing Commonwealth engagement.

And Eire just wants to be shot of the whole British connection, finally.

Including Her Majesty, Wallis I, Queen of America…

What a thought. Unthinkable. Wallis, by the God etc Queen of England is bad enough (although as Queen consort, so there wouldn't be a 'the first' after her name).

How could I forget? Indeed, Queen Wallis of America, which somehow includes the whole USA and territories. Technically, the US is in a personal union with the British Empire (at least until she dies, I suppose), leaving it the only semi-autonomous region on Earth.

What fun!

God alive.

I note with sadness, but not surprise, that DLG continues to find new ways to sink ever lower. When he is finally kicked out, and should he somehow avoid the jail sentence for treason he richly deserves, a career as a world class limbo dancer surely beckons as there is no bar he cannot somehow slither under.

Monckton continues his epic bid to get the law society to put up a statue to him, a lesser man might have resigned to avoid spending more time with such horrors and yet he perseveres onwards. Possibly one of the few voices trying to limit the damage DLG seems intent on wrecking as he is dragged from office.

Still let us be positive, at least Churchill is looking at Battleships so we have that to look forward to.

I initially had Monckton resign in this episode, but he will ride this crisis out. I don't really know how much he'll feature going forward. Unlike in KFM, where he was a close friend of the PM, (Halifax, you're familiar with his work) he isn't of the man who I believe will ultimately take over as Britain's wartime PM.

I hope the Government Strangler (who exists) will get him, quietly in his rooms.

A credit to the Proffesion, but to be honest, a true patriot would at this point sacrifice themselves and go on a shooting spree, killing everyone in the cabinet, Edward and Wallis.

Monckton going nuts? No, he's more the stoic, stiff gin type.

I did appreciate this inclusion.

Well I've 'done' Canada, but wanted Australia to at least get some attention. The way the TL pans out (so far, I've only played to late '39) Australia doesn't really feature at the heart of events. That may of course change.
 
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The King barked a hoarse, rasping laugh, making Monckton wonder for the other man’s health. “Who else?”
Hmm. The Government Strangler is playing a very long and slow game.
Would matelots of the Royal Navy really make such crass comments where there is a risk of them being heard by a VIP.
Absolutely. They've been singing of Andrew for over ten years, and Camillia for the last thirty. What they sang at the launch of the Prince of Wales, when both were in attendance, I really have no idea.
The scene is a Junior Ratings’ Messdeck, one belonging to Marine Engineers, the famed ‘stokers’ of the Royal Navy. It is quite low down in the ship [I genuinely cannot remember what deck – i.e. how low down, probably 6 or 7 deck. As for how far aft it was, probably S or T section, so pretty far ‘back aft’].

MINAF enters, escorted by a terrified Lieutenant Commander.

MINAF: [exaggerated proletariat everyman voice] Hey lads. Well done on passing your training so well.

Stokers: [Mumbled] Thanks, Sir.

MINAF: We’re very proud of you. [He takes a seat in one of the semi-circular alcoves, directly below a swimsuit calendar on the bulkhead. A dozen Ratings shift awkwardly to let MINAF sit down while gazing longingly at the swimsuit picture].

Stokers: [Mumbled] Cheers.

MINAF: So where are you going next? Europe, isn’t it?

Stoker 1: Aye Sir, we’re off to Harry Amsters.

MINAF: Sorry, did you say ‘hamsters’?

Lieutenant Commander: [Irritated]He means Amsterdam, Minister.

MINAF: Wow! That’ll be fun.

Stoker 1: Certainly will, Sir.

MINAF: [Turns to other side] And what are you going to do in Amsterdam, son?

Stoker 2: A dwarf, Sir.

Exit MINAF
Fantastic!
 
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Quite obviously I come down on the side of Eddie's concern all being an act. If he gave a damn about anyone else the country wouldn't be in the current crisis, that much is clear. For the rest, I think the Royal Household will be counting that visit as mediocrity snatched from the jaws of defeat, which is probably the best they could hope for given the character of the King and the people being met. On which note it was interesting that the North East had so many female MPs from both sides of the fence. A slightly brighter monarch would realise that if even stolid backbench conservative MPs like Ward are against him he is doomed, but thinking never was Eddie's strongest suit.

Mildly intrigued by the threatened different destroyer development, I look forward to finding out about that and of course Winston's other meddling.
 
Something will need to be done eh? Well I am certain a nice big conflict might do something about unemployment but I'm not sure the people of Jarrow would be comforted much by that.
 
At the risk of summoning multiple eldritch abominations, how bad could it be?
Winston could bring back HMS Incomparable. A 1000ft long battlecruiser with 20" guns and capable of 35 knots while actually having some (but probably not enough) armour. That said, as I understand the HOI4 naval mechanics that sort of design would probably work in game even if it would be a terrible idea in reality.
 
Winston could bring back HMS Incomparable. A 1000ft long battlecruiser with 20" guns and capable of 35 knots while actually having some (but probably not enough) armour. That said, as I understand the HOI4 naval mechanics that sort of design would probably work in game even if it would be a terrible idea in reality.
Was he even a supporter of that back then? Yes he sanctioned a lot of Fisher’s crazy, but there were some limits.
 
Winston could bring back HMS Incomparable. A 1000ft long battlecruiser with 20" guns and capable of 35 knots while actually having some (but probably not enough) armour. That said, as I understand the HOI4 naval mechanics that sort of design would probably work in game even if it would be a terrible idea in reality.
It would work but it'd also be pointless, because navies are hard countered by aircraft in the game to a degree where you can make no sail zones across any tile you can get planes to. And planes are much cheaper, both in resources, time to build and manpower. And faster to move.

Having been scared of the naval mechanics in HOI4 for some time, I was a little relieved that despite an entire dlc based around them, they are almost compeltly irrelevant in the mid to late game.
 
Was he even a supporter of that back then? Yes he sanctioned a lot of Fisher’s crazy, but there were some limits.
By the time Incomparable came around Churchill had been forced out of the Admiralty, so hard to say. But then again Incomparable was a sketched out idea and probably never had a single designer or engineer seriously look at it, I believe it was as more of an opening bid (which would be talked down to something realistic) rather than a serious proposal.

For an actual serious OTL proposals that Churchill did support, the ones that come to mind are the very heavy cruisers (15,000t, nine 8" guns and armour to match) or the Super Cruiser (22,000t, twelve 9." guns). Both fast naturally at 33knts as Churchill seemed to have retained Fisher's preference for speed, if not to the same overwhelming extent. The very heavy cruiser lacks a mission (it's still outgunned by a German 11" pocket battleship) and the super cruiser is also super expensive (Admiralty reckoned they could get two Vanguards for the cost of three Supers, plus of course the cost/delay to develop a modern 9.2" gun) so they got cancelled OTL, though the Very Heavy lingered longer before being cancelled. If they are started early they may be able to do a job, one of the very heavys fighting the Graff Spee instead of Exeter would have been fun and they would wreak havoc on any Italian cruiser they encounter, in the Far East the Super could munch through any number of IJN Type A heavy cruisers if it got the chance. If those ships are the best use of limited dock space and resources is a very different question.

Having been scared of the naval mechanics in HOI4 for some time, I was a little relieved that despite an entire dlc based around them, they are almost compeltly irrelevant in the mid to late game.
If there is one thing we have learnt over the years it is that Paradox are also scared of naval mechanics and try to make the irrelevant or, in the case of CK3, remove them entirely.
 
For an actual serious OTL proposals that Churchill did support, the ones that come to mind are the very heavy cruisers (15,000t, nine 8" guns and armour to match)
That one doesn’t actually sound too bad. A few of them would help cover up the British deficit in fast capital ships. Of course it still requires throwing the naval treaties out the window.
 
If there is one thing we have learnt over the years it is that Paradox are also scared of naval mechanics and try to make the irrelevant or, in the case of CK3, remove them entirely.
They really are. They're the last man standing in the strategy game war against naval strategy. Total war and civilization fixed navies a while ago whereas paradox, after a wobble with euiv, has either got rid of them entirely (ck3) or made them just for troop transport (ck3 and hoi4)
That one doesn’t actually sound too bad. A few of them would help cover up the British deficit in fast capital ships. Of course it still requires throwing the naval treaties out the window.
Really rhe naval treaties benefitted Japan and Italy more than anyone else. They couldn't build to capacity anyway, limiting everyone else was a boon for them...briefly.
 
Would matelots of the Royal Navy really make such crass comments where there is a risk of them being heard by a VIP. You bet they would! Your humble writAAR has experienced this, first hand. In 2007 Adam Ingram MP, Minister for the Armed Forces (‘MINAF’) was guest of honour at a familiarisation day, at sea, embarked in HMS Ark Royal.
MINAF: [Turns to other side] And what are you going to do in Amsterdam, son?

Stoker 2: A dwarf, Sir.

Exit MINAF
Priceless. And very believable.
Australia and New Zealand will, I suspect, look to one another if there are worries (and there will be, particularly as this TL's WW2 is very European, at least initially) that the UK won't do anything to help them against Japan.
At least we get five years advance warning!
I can see the Curtin speech looking to the US rather than the UK happening sooner (and by someone else, perhaps) and potentially an assessment of how best to engage/deter/defend against Japan.
Sounds plausible.
 
I remember the thread on EU4 naval mechanics, back when it was in development. A lot of the ideas were good, many were codable and all were thrown out because the developers ran out of time and ported over the stale old mechanics from EU3 and 2.

The naval mechanics of Vic and Vic2 are a disgrace. I never invested in HoI4 because I just couldn't stand the heartbreak of seeing how f'd up the naval systems would be.
 
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Chapter 71, The Foreign Office, 10 December 1936

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Sir Samuel Hoare was not, really, enjoying his new job (or, to be accurate, his old job, to which he had been reappointed). The Foreign Office seemed wary of him, the sins of the past not fully forgiven, the ghosts of earlier scheming, shabby deals still lingering in the corridors.

And now this. The request for an audience from the American Ambassador, which could only mean further trouble. He sighed as the professional head of the Foreign Office, its Permanent Under Secretary, Sir Robert Vansittart, cheerfully entered with a bundle of papers.

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“Foreign Secretary,” Vansittart said with levity, “we live to fight another day. Survival indeed.”

Hoare snorted. “Define ‘survival’. With the Labour members running back to Attlee we’re entering a desperate final stretch, I fear,” he said gravely. “What’s the gossip in the Civil Service?”

Vansittart, who had to play a ‘longer game’ than Hoare, pursed his lips and smiled ruefully. “Winston’s whereabouts are something of a mystery,” he said mischievously. “And the domestic chaps are flapping about next week.”

“The return of Parliament?” There was a nervous, jittery tone to Hoare.

“Quite. Will it happen, will the PM play another trick. Difficult to plan for the future when one doesn’t know what’s happening beyond Tuesday.”

Hoare suddenly pulled out a notebook from his desk drawer and scribbled furiously for thirty seconds. “I’m recording my decisions,” he explained, “future generations will know that I acted in the public interest.”

“Ah,” Vansittart said knowingly. “Nothing much in the news overnight, although there are a couple of despatches I’d like to go through. You saw the one from Clerk?”

“About the French meeting with Schacht?”

“Indeed.”

Hoare rolled his eyes. “We’ve looked at the colonial issue before, I’m annoyed that Blum has decided to make an issue of it.”

“We might be asked to give an opinion,” Vansittart said carefully.

“I’m not taking this to Cabinet,” Hoare said defensively, “it’s not,” he yelped hysterically, “as if there is much of a cabinet to take it to. Repeat the line Ormsby-Gore and the Plymouth Commission made earlier in the year.”

“The Plymouth Committee,” Vansittart said in gentle correction. “I shall inform our Embassies in Berlin, Paris and our mission to the League to reiterate that, in our view,” he said, now reading from his prepared notes, “that although Germany would undoubtedly obtain certain advantages from the return of certain former colonies, these advantages would be smaller than she expects.”

Hoare nodded, and scribbled another passage in his notebook. “I think it worth repeating the migration point, Sir Robert.”

“Alright, so while a temporary stimulus would be offered to her export trade, and there would be limited opportunities for employment of the upper-middle class, she would, on the other hand, not be able to send out any substantial number of emigrants.”

“And the raw materials point,” Hoare said in afterthought.

“And,” Vansittart said, acknowledging with a nod, “she would obtain comparatively little in the way of raw materials.”

“Agreed,” Hoare said tersely. “Any news of Spain?”

“Nothing new from Sir Henry Chilton. The Spanish Government…”

“…the Republic leadership,” Hoare said testily.

“No attempts to relieve Madrid.”

Hoare raised an eyebrow. “Nearly two months under siege,” he said to no one in particular. “Remind me, our Embassy is…”

“…already evacuated to Hendaye, on the French border. “It looks like the Republicans could get a bashing.”

Hoare, who, like most of the Conservatives, favoured the Nationalists, nodded. “Chilton shares our views,” he said, his mind still racing, “but I wonder if a sympathetic British Ambassador is enough.”

“What are you thinking?”

“I’m not sure, perhaps we should turn on the overture to Franco again.”

“Having turned it off,” Vansittart’s tone was accusatory.

“I just wonder,” Hoare said as he scribbled in his notebook, “if we should at least try and get an avenue to the Nationalists. But whatever is done must be something that the bloody socialists and Liberals can’t see. Cabinet is not the place for this,” he said, quietly.

Vansittart frowned and looked at his watch. “They should be here now.” As if summoned magically by Vansittart, ‘Chips’ Channon, a nervous looking First Lord of the Admiralty (and American born) arrived, taking a corner and, hovering by a window, sneaking furtive glances.

“He won’t come in that way,” Hoare snapped. Channon, chastened, retreated to a nearby couch.

There was an assertive knock at the door and Ralph Stephenson entered; he has tried to succeed in this new regime and given the strains between Hoare and Vansittart had palpably obvious ambitions of advancement.

“Sir Samuel, Ambassador Bingham is here. Do you want me in the meeting?”

“No, no, Stephenson,” Hoare said imperiously, “I can deal with Bingham.” Realising that this might alienate Stephenson, one of his few real supporters, he forced a tight smile. “By the way, thank you for your briefing note, it was very well written.”

Stephenson, mollified, retreated, before returning with the tall, thin frame of Robert Worth Bingham, the Ambassador of the United States to the Court of St James.

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“Sir Samuel,” Bingham began with an outstretched hand, “strange to see you back here. I was just getting used to Eden,” it was as warm a greeting as Hoare, who with Chamberlain and Simon had been the anti-Americans of the National Government, was going to get.

“Ambassador,” Hoare said coldly, offering the briefest of handshakes. “You of course know Henry Channon, my successor as First Lord of the Admiralty.”

“Everyone know ‘Chips’,” Bingham said, matching Hoare’s diffidence. Hoare frowned. Channon, caught between the two older men, merely nodded. Vansittart, stood back, out of the way, smirked.

“Shall we attend to business, gentlemen,” Hoare began. “On behalf of the Prime Minister and His Majesty’s Government please convey to President Roosevelt our congratulations at his election victory,” Hoare said crisply. “My PUS has informed me that it was a historic landslide.” Channon offered his most charming smile.

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“Forty-five states carried,” Channon said with transparent insincerity, “quite the achievement.”

“Forty-six,” Bingham, who seemed slightly ‘put out’ (perhaps, Hoare wondered, they should have offered him tea) said coldly. Vansittart, who seemed amused by the Americans’ bickering, coughed politely but pointedly. Hoare looked quickly at his notes and back again.

“Well yes, as Henry here says, quite the achievement. As is, I suppose, is having a son of Chicago leading the largest navy on Earth,” this put down, delivered with acidic viciousness, was directed at Channon, whose charming smile faded. “Your Embassy said that this was important? And I presume that your suggestion for Henry’s,” he gestured at Channon, “presence here denotes a maritime flavour?”

Wordlessly Bingham presented a letter which he handed directly to Hoare. “Foreign Secretary, First Lord,” Bingham began stiffly in a soft, lightly southern accent, “on behalf of President Roosevelt I issue this statement of our concern at your proposed violation of the Second London Naval Treaty.” Hoare looked at Vansittart, who raised an eyebrow. Channon raised two. “I am also instructed by my Government to formally warn you that any attempt to expand the Royal Navy beyond the treaty limits will render, if it continues, a serious breach of goodwill between our nations.”

Channon was ashen but Hoare, who had experience of receiving robustly worded diplomatic measures, merely nodded, coolly. “Was that all?”

Bingham thought for a moment and looked directly at Channon, not Hoare. “We know that you’ve revisited your fourteen-inch battleships,” he said accusingly, “and are hearing alarming rumours about a new battleship design, and a new heavy cruiser.”

Hoare made to speak but Channon blurted out “you cannot pretend that the Royal Navy’s old battleships are sufficient for the next decade.”

Hoare looked, briefly, furious but then regained his composure. “Thank you Henry, I believe that I have this.”

“Foreign Secretary,” Bingham said, in as equal a tone as he could muster, “you held the conference, you signed the treaty. Your new battleships were designed with that in mind. You knew what you were doing.”

Channon blanched but Hoare was coolly in command. “Thank you, Ambassador, His Majesty’s Government will look to its own needs, as must the United States with her navy. Now if that is all, I will of course raise this at Cabinet. I anticipate that they will offer nothing beyond the response that you have heard today. Good day, Sir.” He rose to signal the end of the meeting. Bingham, the hint received, stalked from the room.

“Well,” Hoare said with more than a hint of sarcasm, “that was jolly. Tea, Henry?”

“Are you sure we’re doing the right thing with the new battleship designs and Winston's heavy cruisers?”

Hoare rolled his eyes. “Henry you are the First Lord. I have relinquished that position…”

“…but,” Channon, who felt that endured too much scorn from the older man, finally snapped. “You agree with Winston, don’t you?” Hoare sat, still as a cat baiting a mouse. He knew the game and knew Channon. Sure enough, Channon could not contain himself. “Winston’s view is that everyone will break the treaties anyway, we may as well use this time to complete the first two fourteen inchers. And then there is the new design…”

“Ah yes, I understand that DNC is rushing something through as we speak. Sixteen inchers, slightly bigger. But it’s your department, Henry, you lead it.” He paused, still toying with the younger, less experienced man. “Just what is the plan with the new heavy cruiser class?”

“Bigger guns, Winston says, at least eight, eight inchers,” Channon, clearly a proxy for Churchill and others, recited rather than came up with the words.

"That's hardly radical, the Yorks have six, and the Kents already have eight. All eight inchers."

"Yes, b-but better designed. Learning from the earlier vessels. Maybe nine or twelve, triple turrets."

Hoare feigned both interest and surprise. “Ah, a redesign of the gun system,” he said without enthusiasm. "Has Winston told you the names for these cruisers?"

"Well we thinking Blenheim," Channon said, as if unsure.

There was a knock at the door. “Enter,” Hoare said with relief.

“Sir Samuel,” Stephenson, entering hesitantly, offered, then remembered Channon. “Mr Channon.”

“Yes, Ralph, what is it?”

“Downing Street’s compliments, and are you available to attend the PM this afternoon.”

Channon looked down at his shoes, and spoke first. “I’m at a meeting, er, with, ah, the Navy. Yes! The Navy!”

Hoare smiled at Stephenson. “Please convey to the PM my apologies, but I will here attending to the business of state.”

“Regarding which,” Vansittart said pointedly.

“Quite,” Hoare rose, and walked, with Vansittart, to another room.

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It was a truism common to Foreign Secretaries that certain things weren’t done in one's personal office and Hoare, on the fussier side of Cabinet politician, adhered to this rule. They went into a small reading room where another figure, anonymous in the sombre suit of the Whitehall insider, rose with a tight grin.

“Admiral,” Hoare said testily, practically falling into a chair. “I trust you are well?”

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“Quite well, Foreign Secretary,” Sinclair said with as little passion in response as Hoare had used in questioning him.

“Good. Now then. The Hague, yes?”

“Yes, Foreign Secretary. Van and I wanted you to be briefed on the latest in this incident.”

“This was the suicide of your chap there, the, the,” he clicked a finger, inviting one of the others to add the detail.

“As is standard practice,” Vansittart said with an air of authority, “he was the Passport Control Officer.”

Hoare nodded, not really caring. “I trust we now know why he took his life?”

Sinclair seemed to squirm. “Yes we do.”

Hoare, irritated by the meeting with Channon and Bingham, was not in the mood for obfuscation. “Well?”

“Major Dalton appears to have been blackmailed by one of the Embassy staff, a John Hooper.”

“One of your people in the Embassy!” Vansittart half shouted this, angrily.

“Fine, fine,” Hoare said, focussed on Sinclair. “Continue,” he snapped.

“Hooper worked out that Dalton was embezzling passport office money.”

Hoare was writing in his notebook. “How much?”

Sinclair really did squirm. “Three thousand pounds.” Vansittart’s eyes were raised skyward.

“And,” Hoare snapped, “there is no way of recouping or reacquiring that money?”

“It’s gone,” Vansittart said in airy dismissal.

“Any press involvement?” Hoare stared at Sinclair as he asked this.

“None, that we know of,” Sinclair confirmed.

“Well that’s one thing,” Hoare said with a measure of relief.

“There is more, Foreign Secretary,” Vansittart said in measured direction, looking from Hoare to Sinclair.

“Hooper,” Hoare said immediately.

“Hooper,” Sinclair said, surprised that Hoare had grasped the problem. “We dismissed him, on FO orders.”

“And…” Hoare’s voice was icily polite.

“It would appear that he has vanished.”

“Without a debrief?”

“Sadly,” Sinclair said calmly.

“A failure then,” Hoare said with finality, “like the rest of our recent escapades. You have a new man in place?”

“Yes, a good hand, Monty Chidson…”

“…I really don’t care,” Hoare said dismissively. “He is to keep his head down, no mad adventures, no more blackmailable conduct.” He looked at Vansittart. “And that is why, Sir Robert, I think we’re best to cancel the Franco overture.”

Sinclair looked relieved. “A sound decision.”

“Is it? I had wanted to at least make a connection, should his side prevail. But in light of your other failures, we are one newspaper article away from ruin.” He picked up a Beaverbrook owned paper which he threw at Sinclair. “Another story about Kell’s lot. I will do whatever it takes to keep you out of this sort of scandal. But you must, you must, Admiral, get your house in order.” Hoare rose, and without another words strode from the room. Vansittart signalled to Sinclair to wait, and then half ran to catch up with Hoare.

“You were hard on him,” Vansittart said in gentle admonition.

“Not hard enough. Spies getting caught up in Portuguese Navy mutinies, this nonsense in Holland.” He looked back at the reading room. “That man has no control over his agents.”

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GAMES NOTES

Another multi-issue update with four elements of international affairs asserting themselves.

But first to the strains on this makeshift administration. This is not a unified, capable little Cabinet. On the contrary, it is cobbled together around the loose desire to do something to help the King. The tears in the fabric are showing; Hoare and Channon, both right-wingers, both ambitious, aren’t collegiate, and that’s before the other Tory (and then Labour and Liberal) members get their say. Making policy is nigh on impossible.

The first bit of news is the easiest; Roosevelt wins the ’36 presidential election. Not a surprise, and I think that the chaos in the UK would not alter (more than a few votes here and there) the result. Even I, an irredeemable election watcher, cannot get excited about this and I therefore tied the British response up with the game event of an American protest and Britain ramping up her Naval production. It was a remarkable victory, an overwhelming landslide, that gives Roosevelt another four years (and what crucial years they were!). It would appear that, in the real ’36, Britain’s response was rather muted, and so it is here. Hoare and Bingham would have known each other quite well, Bingham reminds me, in look and (probably) temperament to Woodrow Wilson and I apologise if I am doing a disservice my making him a rather vinegary character.

I am due, I know, some navy fun, so the technics are absent (as they would have been in a real meeting) but here I can, at least, trail the British revision to what would be the KG5s, hinting at another, larger class of vessel to succeed / accompany these revised vessels. Would Churchill have done this? Would Channon have acquiesced? The answer to both, I am convinced, is ‘yes’; Churchill, whatever department he was leading, constantly meddled in military matters (for more and less spending, and to good and ill effect) so it is a given that here, as (almost jointly with the PM) one of the most powerful men in the Empire, and as concerned as he is with the treaty limitations upon the Empire, he would push for a rethink. Will this give the UK more / better capital ships? It might, but there will be a trade-off; HOI4 is actually harder than reality on the large maritime powers – it is nigh on impossible on a ’36 start for the UK (and others) to achieve a realistic fleet (i.e. replicate what they had in reality) by 1940. I think that another interesting chat with Chatfield is on the cards, as he was heavily involved in the design that would become HMS King George V. He was also a proponent of maritime airpower – and the Fleet Air Arm / RAF battle has yet to really be debated here (I've kind of assumed it would run more or less OTL). A lot to consider. In game terms, this was the moment where I had to deviate from the norm – I continued on the G & H destroyers, but very soon I will play with all capital ship (actually anything above light cruiser) design. Channon is useless here and this is not entirely his fault; he has been propelled by his friendship with the King into a position he is not at all ready for, and how much of a role he will actually play in the review of maritime strategy is to be debated.

What is fact, not conjecture, is the Nationalist gains in Spain and the Republicans (or their leadership) being surrounded in Madrid. This did happen around the time of the US election (and, in this game, the American protest) so I wrapped it up in the update to keep you abreast of that war. Hoare has inherited, of course, neutrality as a policy although many in the Cabinet favour the Nationalists; Hoare is right to want to keep anything that he is planning away from Cabinet, as the Labour and Liberal members would resist, and that could bring down this most perilous of administrations.

Colonial appeasement, of the sort mentioned here, was an ongoing ‘sidebar’ to the larger European debates. Hjalmar Schact went on something of a colonial crusade in late 1936, influencing Briton and French alike to agree to a revision of Versailles and a return of some/all of Germany’s former colonies to her. The discussion between Schact and the French in December 1936 happened, and the British reaction in OTL was as frustrated and irritated as I have shown here. I remain, FWIW, convinced that the Nazis didn’t really care about reacquiring their lost African and Asian colonies; I think it a useful tactic for assessing British (and French) resolve, and for perhaps securing Anglo-French agreement as a basis to do nasty things in Europe. I also suspect a significant element of Nazi internal politics at play (particularly among Goering, Ribbentrop and Schact). What is true is that 1936 saw varying efforts to clarify both the precise shape of German demands and the Anglo-French capability for accepting them. Probably the most significant was the Plymouth Report; this was triggered by Eden Baldwin at the height of the Rhineland tension in March 1936. Eden wrote to Baldwin suggesting that the time had now come when 'a memorandum ought to be prepared considering the question of the possible transfer of a colonial mandate or mandates to Germany in all its aspects'. Baldwin, ever keen to avoid knee-jerk decisions, agreed but cannily buried it in a sub-committee of the Committee of Imperial Defence. Even more cannily/cannier, he gave it to Lord Plymouth, the Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Colonies. A nice enough human being, but not a ‘big beast’ and relatively obscure, he diligently and slowly amassed the evidence. His committee was composed of representatives from the Foreign Office, the Colonial Office, the Dominions Office, the War Office, the Admiralty, the Air Ministry and the Board of Trade.

When the report was finally published, it was a tome, utterly unrecognisable from Eden’s desired ‘memorandum’. At a whopping 36 pages long with 8 appendices, it was a thorough survey of the colonial question in Anglo-German relations until that time and fully examined all the courses open to the British government (as well as their advantages and disadvantages). For the first time, the extent of Germany's colonial demands was now estimated as being the return of all her former colonies (perhaps with new acquisitions), something of a bombshell to a Britain anticipating a degree of latitude and room for negotiation. It was, critically, rather frank in accepting that while restitution of colonies would be popular to Germany, it didn’t really reach to 'really deep-rooted feelings', a frank admission that the Germans weren’t as bothered as often made out. It also, in my view rather bravely, raised the obvious point: what would Britain (and France, as well as Portugal, Belgium and anyone else expected to shut up and give away territory) gain in return for this imperial giveaway? It was difficult to see what concessions return that could be binding upon her as the price for transferring territory (this lack of an obvious way of making Germany stick to her agreements is of course the overarching and critical weakness of appeasement). Concerns were also raised about the likely conduct of Germany towards her new possessions. The British, IMHO rightly, adopted an approach in which all discussion of colonial restitution was avoided and dodged (although Chamberlain, upon assuming the Premiership, reopened the question).

And then we end with our first meeting with ‘C’, the Head of the British Secret Intelligence Service (albeit in largely silent cameo) in a while; he featured in an earlier chapter on the Rhineland militarisation, but has been largely absent from the AAR. His meeting with Hoare comes at a bad time for the spies; by the late 1930s British overseas intelligence gathering was largely based (officially) around the Passport Control Officers working out of British embassies; the military, India and Vansittart did maintain their own networks, but the PCOs were the official effort. The limitations of this system were known, even in 1936, a particularly bad year when the SIS station in the Netherlands collapsed, twice. Major Hugh Dalton (not the Labour MP!), the PCO in the Hague, was a man with an excellent World War I intelligence record, and theoretically a safe pair of hands. He nevertheless succumbed to financial temptations and, as discussed, embezzled almost £3000 of passport office money (around £225,000 today) by September 1936, when he committed suicide under pressure from a blackmailer on his own staff, John Hooper. After a brief investigation, Hooper was dismissed (he will resurface and I may cover it, so won’t say much more). Neither Chidson, who relieved Dalton, or Stevens, who relieved Chidson shortly into his tenure, improved matters and the SIS team in The Hague saw double agents, Abwehr infiltration and surprising incompetence right up until the start of the OTL war. Hoare wouldn’t routinely, I suspect, receive such a briefing but with all of Whitehall alert to further scandal I think he would bow to Vansittart’s entreaties to listen to Sinclair over the Dalton affair. What is not clear is what effect this will have on Sinclair or SIS; given that the Dell and the Security Service have imploded I doubt that the spies will escape further scrutiny.

But of course, none of that will happen in this Government, where decisions have to be delayed and the Whitehall apparatus is consumed with survival. The Civil Service in 1936 is good, but it lacks the mass to really compensate for the collapse of Parliamentary authority and the paralysis of decision making. This is one of the elements that the Abdication decision tree does very well in HOI4.

Absolutely. They've been singing of Andrew for over ten years, and Camillia for the last thirty. What they sang at the launch of the Prince of Wales, when both were in attendance, I really have no idea.

Calling one of Camilla's regiments (i.e. that she was the Colonel-in-Chief of) "Camilla's Gorillas" was a masterstroke. I think it may be the Rifles, but I will check.

Quite obviously I come down on the side of Eddie's concern all being an act. If he gave a damn about anyone else the country wouldn't be in the current crisis, that much is clear. For the rest, I think the Royal Household will be counting that visit as mediocrity snatched from the jaws of defeat, which is probably the best they could hope for given the character of the King and the people being met.

Mildly intrigued by the threatened different destroyer development, I look forward to finding out about that and of course Winston's other meddling.

So I do fluctuate on this; reading Jane Ridley's excellent biography of George V (from which I have nicked a plot idea or two) I was struck by in one chapter David was an atrociously rude and devious little schemer, and then on another page he was charm and empathy personified. He's a difficult little character.

On the ships, we'll get through the political crisis and then the Navy, along with everything else, will be high on the new PM's list of priorities.

At the risk of summoning multiple eldritch abominations, how bad could it be?

BAD!

Something will need to be done eh? Well I am certain a nice big conflict might do something about unemployment but I'm not sure the people of Jarrow would be comforted much by that.

The shipbuilding bit of the North East had an interesting WW2. Tyneside and Wearside weren't bombed to the scale that the South Coast cities (and of course London) were, and the fact that most of the working men were in protected occupations (the vital war work of shipbuilding and coal mining) meant that their experience was slightly off that of the UK average. It's something that comes up quite a lot up there; while there was a share of men serving (largely in the RN or Merchant Navy, from what I have seen/heard) a lot of them didn't leave their homes, and did more or less the same jobs as before.

Winston could bring back HMS Incomparable. A 1000ft long battlecruiser with 20" guns and capable of 35 knots while actually having some (but probably not enough) armour. That said, as I understand the HOI4 naval mechanics that sort of design would probably work in game even if it would be a terrible idea in reality.

So at the moment we're saying yes to the slightly rejigged (nothing massive in game terms, still with 14" guns) KGVs (or Marlborough Class in this TL), but only two, and then at least two of a new class, probably with a 16" (perhaps based on those used on Nelson/Rodney). These will easily breach the treaties. Winston has also raised the notion of a new range of heavy cruisers, nothing radical (yet) and probably based on the Kents/Yorks (but making the most of developments in the decade since their design). We've also, don't forget, an additional Ark Royal Class carrier (Audacious).

Was he even a supporter of that back then? Yes he sanctioned a lot of Fisher’s crazy, but there were some limits.

It would work but it'd also be pointless, because navies are hard countered by aircraft in the game to a degree where you can make no sail zones across any tile you can get planes to. And planes are much cheaper, both in resources, time to build and manpower. And faster to move.

Having been scared of the naval mechanics in HOI4 for some time, I was a little relieved that despite an entire dlc based around them, they are almost compeltly irrelevant in the mid to late game.

I've had some really fun naval battles, largely the RN (of course!) battering away with cruisers etc against similar enemy forces. I've also seen a few games where the German AI clearly checks out and we get the Battle of the Atlantic - in reverse, with the RN/French sinking every German convoy stupid enough to try and get through GIUK or the Channel.

By the time Incomparable came around Churchill had been forced out of the Admiralty, so hard to say. But then again Incomparable was a sketched out idea and probably never had a single designer or engineer seriously look at it, I believe it was as more of an opening bid (which would be talked down to something realistic) rather than a serious proposal.

For an actual serious OTL proposals that Churchill did support, the ones that come to mind are the very heavy cruisers (15,000t, nine 8" guns and armour to match) or the Super Cruiser (22,000t, twelve 9." guns). Both fast naturally at 33knts as Churchill seemed to have retained Fisher's preference for speed, if not to the same overwhelming extent. The very heavy cruiser lacks a mission (it's still outgunned by a German 11" pocket battleship) and the super cruiser is also super expensive (Admiralty reckoned they could get two Vanguards for the cost of three Supers, plus of course the cost/delay to develop a modern 9.2" gun) so they got cancelled OTL, though the Very Heavy lingered longer before being cancelled. If they are started early they may be able to do a job, one of the very heavys fighting the Graff Spee instead of Exeter would have been fun and they would wreak havoc on any Italian cruiser they encounter, in the Far East the Super could munch through any number of IJN Type A heavy cruisers if it got the chance. If those ships are the best use of limited dock space and resources is a very different question.


If there is one thing we have learnt over the years it is that Paradox are also scared of naval mechanics and try to make the irrelevant or, in the case of CK3, remove them entirely.

So...

As discussed we will explore a possible new generation of heavy cruisers, and I have very loosely based the class on the first idea listed. I am convinced that the Admiralty would be on one of its spasmodic 'do something about the Pacific' fits and, based on the Kents' use on the China Station, it might lean towards a renewed cruiser programme should 'fast fleet to Singapore' / 'the Fleet to Singapore' / 'something to Singapore' not be possible. I also think that the Mediterranean looms large in this assessment. Of course this is Winston's conjecture (God knows who is running the Treasury while he is playing 'battleships' - and that probably in the bath with a whisky) and we risk further delay and lost opportunities when the Government falls. As it will. I promise.

That one doesn’t actually sound too bad. A few of them would help cover up the British deficit in fast capital ships. Of course it still requires throwing the naval treaties out the window.

Really rhe naval treaties benefitted Japan and Italy more than anyone else. They couldn't build to capacity anyway, limiting everyone else was a boon for them...briefly.

I think that the British gain in the long term here - if they can get over the "what the hell are you doing!" criticisms (although to be fair everyone has already done that over Simpson) then they might be able to have a stronger line up (not hugely, but it's plausible for some improvement) by 1940. Short term, everyone is going to hate perfidious Albion.

Priceless. And very believable.

At least we get five years advance warning!

Sounds plausible.
Thanks!
I remember the thread on EU4 naval mechanics, back when it was in development. A lot of the ideas were good, many were codable and all were thrown out because the developers ran out of time and ported over the stale old mechanics from EU3 and 2.

The naval mechanics of Vic and Vic2 are a disgrace. I never invested in HoI4 because I just couldn't stand the heartbreak of seeing how f'd up the naval systems would be.
Oh @Director how right you are. I cannot begin to describe how frustrated I was by EU4; it was just a tragically missed opportunity (along with their approach to trade, IMO). I sort of like HOI4's approach, it just needs to be done better.

Vic and Vic 2 are lamentable. Vic 2 is the Paradox game that I want to love but just can't, despite some excellent AARs by @El Pip , @DensleyBlair and @BigBadBob it just doesn't grip me. The fact that you cannot name your warships is an offence worse than treason.

I worry about Vic 3's 'detached' approach to war and warfighting, and this will be a rare Paradox game that I don't preorder.
 
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