The Unkindness of the Old Gods
Lord Tytos the Protector of Blackwood was one of the most prominent lords of the Riverlands. Under his rule House Blackwood undertook many new projects and rose in both prestige and wealth.
Dark Omen's Morgan Bernhardt by Jonas Jensen
Lord Tytos left behind seven descendants.
His only daughter, Lady Bethany, was married to Ser Marq of House Cox until his death at the age of eight-and-thirty. She is still in mourning after all those years.
While their second daughter, Lady Morya, is happily married, the story of their firstborn is a tragic one.
In her youth Lady Sabitha got pregnant and eloped with a lowborn man named Lyman. They were eventually found when they turned for help after Lady Sabitha’s stillbirth, and Lyman died shortly after under very dubious circumstances. The whole ordeal left Lady Sabitha with an enormous grief that eventually enslaved her whole mind. Nonetheless she was hastily remarried to Lord Jaymond Wydman of Wycliffe.
A true legend as a swordsman, but notoriously ruthless and cruel as a man, Lord Jaymond accused his wife of being “a willing vessel of evil” and with the blessing of his septon put the poor woman under arrest. It is said that when her body was taken out of the dungeons, she looked so emaciated that her treatment could not be called anything but torture.
Oddly enough, Lord Jaymond’s second wife, Lady Wylera of House Harding, was accused of the same thing and with the blessing of the same septon she was literally burned at the stake.
Lord Jaymond then married for the third time. His last wife, Lady Alina of House Pryor, was haunted by the legacy of her predecessors and trained every day with a sword as if in a futile hope to defend herself if such need would arise.
This whole situation just does not feel right. It would seem that none of the families of the dead women tried to claim justice for their daughters. No wonder Lady Alina feels trapped. I cannot in good conscience leave that poor woman to her faith nor can I let the last cries of the murdered go unheard. Therefore I took it upon myself to bring Lord Jaymond to court. And while I continue my toil over this work of my life, the agents from the Citadel are gathering all the information about these cases as they can so I will be able to present their findings to the Queen along with this book. I just hope that poor Lady Alina will be able to hold on just a little bit longer.
Now let us get back to our ravens.
Lord Tytos’s second son, Lord Lucas, was married to Lady Bess of House Bracken in yet another attempt to reconcile two families. After her death Lord Lucas enjoyed the company of a lowborn girl with a pretty face and a crooked back. On his deathbed he proclaimed her to be his wife to secure her future, but she conveniently died that same year, presumably from health problems brought by her hunched back or a carefree lifestyle.
It would seem that fate decided to be especially cruel to the daughters of the flock.
Lord Lucas’ first daughter, Lady Elerra, was married to Lord Owen Upcliff of Witch Isle, a man more than twice her age and a ruler of a tiny isle in the Vale, all the way to the east coast of Westeros. Lord Owen was married before to a lowborn woman, but for her adultery she was forced to become a silent sister and the marriage was annulled. Lord Owen also suffered from the late stages of the dreaded tumours and expectedly died at the age of six-and-fifty. What was unexpected is his young wife’s reaction, or maybe an overreaction even. She fell into a deep grief and died from a broken heart still in mourning two years after her husband.
Two younger daughters of Lord Lucas, the twin sisters Dalla and Sharra, also had their fair share of grief, but also joy.
As a child Lady Dalla was afflicted by the infamous greyscale. She managed to survive, but was left forever disfigured by the illness. The experience hardened her soul and finally she fled into the night. She somehow ended up on an island of Qrimbroz, one of the newest colonies in Valyria, and even married a brother of its Lord. They have two healthy sons together and seem to be in a freely chosen and respectful marriage.
Whereas Lady Dalla was lucky enough to have a few happy years of healthy childhoodm, her twin, Lady Sharra, was born a dwarf. Despite that and her horrible personality she managed to marry and hold onto a marriage with a truly great man, Ser Tion, the heir of House Moreland. It would seem that Ser Tion heard somewhere that the Lord of Light can cure any ailment, and now Ser Tion is a zealous follower of R’hllor. It is unclear though if he hopes to cure his wife, his own inexplicable obesity, or both.
Life was not so kind to Lord Lucas’ only son too. Ser Benedict was married to Lady Teora of House Breakstone from the Vale and had a daughter by her, but tragically died from a festered wound at the age of just five-and-thirty. His wife never remarried.
His daughter Lady Rosamund, on the other hand, married three times.
Her first husband was Ser Leowyn of House Shett from the Vale. They managed to have a son together before Ser Leowyn’s sickness from the brothels ate away his sanity. He then promptly got involved in some insane dealings and had his head chopped off by Lord Paramount Robert of the Vale.
Lady Rosamund was then briefly married to Lord Terrance Lynderly of Snakewood until his peaceful death at the age of three-and-sixty.
Lady Rosamund then married her current husband, Lord Manfryd Smallwood of Acorn Hall, as his second wife. They have a daughter together.
It is peculiar that all three of Lady Rosamund’s husbands are rumored to have a particular interest in people of their own sex.
Lord Tytos’s third son, Lord Hoster, was a tall but very thin man. He was married to Lady Roslin of House Frey, daughter of Late Lord Walder. They had one son together before Lord Hoster died at the age of four-and-thirty, most probably because of his poor disposition. Lady Roslin then quietly left the Raventree Hall and resurfaced all the way North, married to a lowborn man named Edwyn. They lived a quiet childfree life and died roughly two years apart from each other.
Lord Hoster’s only child, Ser Tytos, first married Lady Amarei of House Falwell from the Westerlands. They had a daughter together and then Lady Amarei died from what looked like a brothel-born disease. Ser Tytos remarried to Lady Leona of House Moreland, a widow herself. They did not have any children together and just kept each other’s company until the end.
Ser Tytos’ daughter, Lady Maegelle, was married twice, both times as a second wife.
Her first husband was Lord Robert Brax of Hornvale. They had a daughter and a son together before Lord Robert’s death at the age of five-and-fifty.
Lady Maegelle then remarried to Ser Merton oh House Royce, then the heir apparent of the Runestone. Both of their attempts for a child resulted in stillbirths and then Ser Merton died at the age of six-and-fifty. Despite his age, he was still a strong and healthy man, so foul play was highly suspected, but nothing has been proven to this day.
Lord Edmund is the fourth son of the Protector. He eloped with Lady Carellen of House Smallwood and angered her family so much that they disowned her. Apparently it did not really bother any of them and they lived together at the Raventree Hall until her death from a tumour at the age of one-and-forty. Lord Edmund then relocated to the household of his younger brother to get away from the shared memories, but they seem to stress him out still.
The pair had two children.
The daughter, Lady Jenna, is married to Ser Ellard of House Crane. They have one daughter together.
The son, Stevron, died at the age of just nine-and-twenty under very suspicious circumstances. He left behind a daughter by his homely wife, Lady Cynthea of House Templeton. Lady Cynthea later remarried to Big Ben Bushy as his second wife. She outlived him too and died drowning her sorrows in a bottle.
Lady Cynthea the daughter married her kinsman, Ser Olyvar, who was several years her younger. They had two living children together before a tragic stillbirth. The stress and grief were too much for poor Lady Cynthea and she died at the age of nine-and-thirty. Ser Olyvar remarried to a kind and shy woman from House Frey.
The fifth son of Lord Tytos is Lord Alyn, the Knight of Muddy Hall. He relocated to the castle after the death of his wife, Lady Catelyn of House Mooton. He did not yet remarry.
The pair's only living child, Ser Hugo, is married to Lady Kerelle of House Grafton.
Their daughter, Lady Catelyn (after grandmother), was first married to Lord Samwyle Moore of Stonyhead. They had a daughter together before Lord Samwyle’s death at the age of two-and-fifty. Lady Catelyn then remarried to Ser Tymond of House Lefford and died shortly after giving birth to their son Gregor.
The sons are doing somewhat better.
Ser Olyvar’s situation was already covered above.
His brother Willam is also married to a Frey. Lady Jocelyn though was born and raised in the Westerlands. She is already a widow to a man from House Osgrey with whom she had two children, although unfortunately only one is still alive. She also already managed to give three children for House Blackwood.
Ser Robert was the last child of Lord Tytos the Protector. Ironically he was first married to Lady Cersei of House Frey and had two children by her before she proved to be akin to her namesake and died from an illness of lust at the age of just thirty years. Ser Robert then remarried to Lady Arsa of House Long from the North. They did not have children together but Lady Arsa remained at Raventree Hall after Ser Robert’s death at the age of one-and-sixty.
Ser Robert’s daughter, Lady Zia, was married to Ser Denly of House Thorne. They had a daughter together, but for some reason that peculiar grief that sometimes strikes new mothers this time targeted the father. Ser Denly was so bereft with it that he stopped eating and actually died at the age of just twenty years.
Lady Zia then remarried to a northman, Damon of House Waterman. They have three sons together.
Ser Robert’s son, Ser Lucias, is married to Lady Amerei of House Pemford.
Their only daughter, Lady Cersei, is married to Ser Gunthor of House Tollett.
After the much-lamented death of Lord Tytos, his oldest son, Lord Brynden, succeeded him. He was married to Lady Melantha, one of the three bastard-born daughters of the famous Brandon Stark. It was a loving marriage with six children all surviving to adulthood.
But to survive until it is just one part of life. Another one is to live through it.
Lady Della, the oldest daughter, seems to be doing a relatively good job with it herself, although her husband, Ser Albar of House Lynderly, was killed in a duel more than ten years ago. She did not remarry and now she spends her twilight years in a bitter rivalry with her older brother.
Their son, Ser Mathos, once went to Tyrosh and came back with a summer-islander-looking but tyroshy-raised woman named Torma who turned out to be his lawfully wedded wife.
Their daughter, Lady Idona, is married to William, an orphan from House Darry. William’s younger brother Jordan was sent to the Citadel as soon as it became apparent that there was something very wrong with his mind. Young man is now convinced that he is in fact a bodyguard to none other than yours truly, a situation that can be rather annoying but on the other hand it occupies his restless mind and gives him a sense of purpose, so I do not discourage it anymore.
But we digress again. Let us talk about Lord Brynden’s three younger daughters.
Two of them are dead and the youngest roams the world with a sellsword company.
Lady Alynne was the first to try and marry for love. Her first husband was a bastard-born boy named Roger. He died of greyscale at the age of just eight-and-ten. Lady Alynne remarried to Ser Gerold of House Serrett, gave him a daughter and died of gout at the age of two-and-forty. Ser Gerold remarried and has a son.
Lady Darla was next to try her luck. Her first husband was the son of a sellsword infantry’s captain and he died of the grey plague at the age of nine-and-twenty. Lady Darla went the same road her sister took before her (and one of her kinswomen will take after her) and remarried to a man from the Westerlands, Ser Tymond of House Lefford. Their son was born dead and his mother followed soon after at the age of just one-and-thirty.
In between those husbands she managed to have a bastard son with the Lord of Ninestars. Ser Allard of House Templeton, the father, actually legitimised the boy and now Ser Endrew of House Templeton is expected to inherit his father’s title.
In the meantime the youngest of the ill-fated daughters, Lady Ryella, is still called the Young Raven despite the fact that she is not that young anymore. She is also a widow of Lord Josmyn of House Peckledon with whom she had three children before his horrible accident that tore him all to shreds. Lady Ryella then eloped with a sellsword named Karlon, the Captain of The Company of the Rose. His men call him Karlon of Pentos, presumably for his deed during the many Pentosi conflicts. Lady Ryella and her Captain have a son together.
Lord Brynden’s sons are faring much better.
His second son, Ser Sandor, was married to Lady Ammara of a young House Treeguard. After her death he refuses to remarry and lives peacefully with his son at his older brother’s household.
Ser Sandor’s son, Harys, might be married a little bit above his station though. His wife, Lady Meera of House Reed, is the daughter of Lord Roderick, the Bear of Greywater Watch, and his wife, Lady Jocelyn the Cunning Wolf. It makes her the granddaughter of the famous Lord Jojen the Confessor and even more famous Lord Paramount Robb the Ironworded.
A match like that might have been more appropriate with someone from the ruling branch of House Blackwood.