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Wait! Maybe.... If I can print out my updates, then type them in here, it could work! Assuming the printer has any ink left, I've been doing a lot of printing since school started. If the situation allows, expect a new update up in the next few days.
 
Grahamule: checked the line; all there is is a dull buzzing sound. Don't know what to do from there, I'll just keep checking every day or 2. If it hasn't fixed itself by Monday, I'll start worrying.

Languish: I despise writing down notes like that. I don't know why, I guess it maybe stems from my hatred of pencils and writing with them :p I usually type up my AAR updates as the game goes along, so there isnt any translation from pencil to text. As for losing the files in a system crash, I don't worry about that. I usually back them up on a floppy disk as soon as I finish writing them. I should probably save the game files there too but I'm too lazy :D

update coming as soon as I can translate it from the printout.....
 
With the fall of Vinland, it was necessary to elect a new Holy Roman Emperor. Trembling with fear, Jean de la Cassiere of Rhodes took the crown. He was right to be afraid.

1576
The Last Catholic
After Being picked up by the Sardinia Fleet, the Malta Garrison and Legion of Righteousness (man that name rocks) are transported to the coast of Rhodes, and land, carrying a declaration of war with them, on February 10th.

De la Cassiere claims his city can hold out for years, but when an assault kills nearly one fifth of the defending garrison, his boasts grow less confidnt. The Sardinia Fleet, meanwhile, travels to Crete, to ick up the 4000 men stationed there.

1577
As new recruits continue to pour into Rhodes to replace the thousands lost in assault after failed assault, the cgarrison of the city diminishes. Finally, in an all-out push by 19,000 brave soldiers on July 7th, we succeeded. A crack team asembled in Thrace catured and destroyed the main artillery battery, allowing our foot soldiers and small cavalry corps to charge in with as little damage as possible. Even so, 4,000 men were lost.

The last Catholic bstion was annexed on July 9th, 1577.

1578
On April Fools' Day, 1578, my chief officers and I develop an advanced form of our current cavalry pistols. Pity that we aren't at war.

1579
The Last Calvinists
10 months later, we are. Having grown tired of waiting for someone to clim the Holy Roman throne, Kucum Khan declares war upon Scotland on February 1st. I leap at the opportunity to do something other than crush craxy Dutch nationalists.

All of our respective alliances join the war, except for Ayutthaya. I don't really care, since my original plan was to conquer them and use their land to raise armies to combat the Chinese hordes.

By October 13th, Scotland is ours. The Blue Armada is preparing to land troops in Cornwall, while my forces are attempting to dislodge a far larger army from the Marches. If we can take them from two directions, we will have a greater chance of success.

1580
In January, the Marches are captured. My superior artillery forces are enough to pound any city to rubble. One example being Hull, in Yorkshire, which is pounded to bits 2 days after I arrive in the province. Lincoln was also leveled on February 16th.

London, however, is spared. I stationed my artillery outside the city and bombarded the walls, gates, and barracks to a faretheewell, but the beauties of such an ancient city should never be disgraced so. We capture the English capital on March 10th.

In May, the Midlands of England fall to my army. In August, Bristol suffers the same fate.

Within the space of a week in late september, Cornwall, Wales, and Lancashire raise the black flag. In December, Dover is burnt to the ground.

1581
Portsmouth, the last English city, is bombarded to pieces and then captured by assault on Jnuary 7th. But because England is under our boot doesn't mean Ireland is...

1582
On January 22nd, 1582, the last holdouts in Eire surrender, and England is annexed.
 
Originally posted by Grahamule
have a screenshot? that map sounds kinda retarded, having an english russian accent...

"Oi! Vladislotivlanutida! Pardon!"

*COUGH*CAN'T USE MAIN COMPUTER*COUGH*
 
Originally posted by Morpheus506
Languish: I despise writing down notes like that. I don't know why, I guess it maybe stems from my hatred of pencils and writing with them :p I usually type up my AAR updates as the game goes along, so there isnt any translation from pencil to text. As for losing the files in a system crash, I don't worry about that. I usually back them up on a floppy disk as soon as I finish writing them. I should probably save the game files there too but I'm too lazy.

Its easy enough to write 1635 preparations for war against Ayutthaya as you go through the game.

For a typical AAR i write two pages of notes per installments, sometimes less... sometimes more. Its a lot better than loosing it all... ;)
 
Originally posted by Languish
Its easy enough to write 1635 preparations for war against Ayutthaya as you go through the game.

For a typical AAR i write two pages of notes per installments, sometimes less... sometimes more. Its a lot better than loosing it all... ;)

I ussually use about one page, but than again an installment for me typically is from peace time to war time and than back again.
 
YES!! My internet has started to work again. Thus, expect a screenie later today.
 
Screenie19.txt


For those wondering about the treasury, I maxed out the slider to see how much money I'd be making, and forgot to set it back. But, now I'm super-rich!
 
The Colonial Years

I had to hurry back to the mainland, as the Dutch revolts were getting out of hand. My army was the only one nearby that could stop them. Because we were spending so much time on quashing revolts now, we could not possibly go to war for a while. It was just as well, we would've needed more colonies in the Ganges region and the deep Siberian steppe to properly conduct a war against China or Ayutthaya. For now, we will concentrate on the Siberian Corridor.

By February 7th, we had established cities and colonies up to the Ob river.

Unfortunately, on March 22nd, our grand Explorer, Awbari, dies. The cause is yet unknown, as it may always be, but one thing is for certain: our colonial efforts have certainly been set back a bit.

Fortunately however, our knowledge of logistics doctrine can allow us to continue our forays into deeper territory.

In April, our small colony in Tomsk was taken over by natives. This being the first ocurrance of this in many many years, the Khan is outraged. He orders all natives in Tomsk to be killed. Additional native trouble is encountered in Cambay, when 8000 tribesmen attack our force of 348 lancers, slaughtering both them and the 200+ citizens in the colony. They then destroy the village, expelling the 2 warships we had docked there. Oh, if natives start acting up, that plus the increasingly dangerous Dutch rebels, I don't know how we'll handle it...

Some good things are happening though. The city of New Uralsk in Manira was inaugurated in July, and a new colony was founded in Angara as well, while we struck hammer blows against natives all through the Empire and it's proximity.

In October, a tragedy. Karacha, the grand leader of the Indian Army, fell victim to one of the numerous jungle diseases and has died. This is a great disaster to our plans, for without the leadership of such a capable leader, our upcoming campaigns against the east will be much more difficult.

1584
On the premier day of the new year, a bloody battle for the throne occurs. The former Khan's two sons, Seidyak and Aley (different Aley than the general, mind), both claim the throne. The elder, Aley, at first takes the crown, but is murdered by his brother Seidyak minutes later. This strenthens my resolve to stay as far removed from royal affairs as possible.

Speaking of far removed, Dmitriy and his colonial armies are being mobilized. We plan to war on the Iriquois within the year. Also, our colonial efforts in India are being scaled down, to be replaced with increased interest in Tehuacan, Tampico, and Campeche, and conscripting more armies in the cities in Cali and Guatemala. Recife is being fortified to withstand any assault, and a shipyard is being built in Dominica to capacitate our possible naval needs in the New World.

Meanwhile, other military action is being taken. Rebels have worn our current standing armies down to the bone. So, new regional Armies are to be conscripted, starting with Ireland and Italy. The Irish Army based in Meath is 15K strong, while the Roman Grand Army (being based in Naples as while the facilities in Rome are upgraded to suit them) is a powerful 80 thousand infantrymen. My troops are moving to Paris, to form the base for a new Franco-Dutch Army.

At the same time, important cities are going to periodically be upgraded to regional capitals. Paris is the first city to feel these effects. Future RCs will include Berlin, Rome, London, and Constantinople. Widespread reforms are occurring across the Empire. In addition to the two shipyards in construction at Dominica and Mecklemburg, all major cities are undergoing fortress upgrades, while maufactories are being built in several provinces and efforts are underway to increase the tax income in Sochi so a shipyard can be built there as well. Gibraltar is being fortified, along with Constantinople, Jylland, and all major waypoints into bodies of water. Despite other appearances, Seidyak Khan has ordered none of these reforms. He seems content to sit in his palace in Ishimbay, eating and lounging among his harem, a feature that he has seen fit to add to the Khanal palace. Corrupt fool.... Instead, Dmitriy and I have ordered most of these actions. I dearly hope that the Khan's heirs will be better than he.....

*TIME PASSES*

On June 27th, 1588, we have done it. We have finally explored to the Pacific Ocean. We have also established a small colonial port in Okhotsk, to hold our exploration fleet scouting the Pacific coast. It is a time of great accomplishments, as mighty fortresses rise from the earth, and an Empire meets unity.

And now.... yet another nation faces destruction at its hands.....
 
Mmmmm.... maybe..... :rolleyes:

But not until after my next AAR. ;)
 
Such a drab world ... all brown and all. :D :cool: I suppose I should be jealous. Yes, I am. I am jealous.:p
 
Ah, it's so good to see people I've recruited to the forum come and post stuff. Gives one a feeling of accomplishment :D
 
The New World War
On July 1st, 1588, the Iriquois Federation is declared upon. Unfortunately, one ulterior motive for this war, getting people to drop out of the Alliance, failed. However, conquest of the Iroquois nation is a just as tantalizing proposition.

1589
The war is quickly done. The Iroquois were annexed on January 9th, 1589.

However, our Khan, Seidyak was not around to witness it. He was found dead in his bedchambers shortly before year's end. Ahem. What a tragedy.

[OOC: Well, would you look at that. I've lapsed into past tense. Whoops.]

With the end of the only Western enemy remaining, we turn our eyes east. The riches of the Eastern Empires are tempting prizes, but we cannot afford to wage war there now, not with our establishments in the positions they are.

*TIME PASSES BY*
*Important events*
-January 1st, 1592. CoT opens in Tahiti.
-The colonization of southern India was completed with the foundation of Trading Posts across the subcontinent.
-With the foundation of the city of Okhotsk, a new colonial frontier was opened. The first province colonized nearby afterwards is Enkan.
-Dmitriy's Army of the Nobles is relocated to Tampico. Other Central American provinces levy troops and build fortifications, as do the cities in Cali, Recife, and Parana.
-The natives in India are brutally removed from our lands. The pitiful armies of the princelings fall like grain against the scythe that is the Siberian Army.
-Shipyards constructed in Nova Scotia, London, Constantinople, Svealand, Danzig, Macquarie (that little island s. of Australia), Recife, Basrah, and Sochi.
-Suker Khan died. Yawn. I became regent.
-Korea became a vassal of China.
-The Alliance expired. We will not reform it. However, the Incas and Russians seem content to start up a new one.
-Both China and Nippon began embargoes on our merchants.

____----____----____----____----____

It is now 1608. Our colonial Empire in India now stretches to the border of Ayutthaya. And now it is time for their demise.
 
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