The conservative 2026 Q2 release man triumphs again.
Admit it gentlemen, I was correct all along.
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Admit it gentlemen, I was correct all along.
A release date past the end of this year will be the greatest tragedy in human history, and you as its cheerleader will deserve nothing short of eternal torment.
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We're getting map feedbacks 2 weeks in a row, they might be trying to get those all done quickly
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Glad we're keeping things in perspective.
I do agree, waiting an other couple of months is way more tragic then for example the black plague, Spanish flue, both world wars and famine combined.
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The 21st century cannot recover from the travesty that would come from a 2026 release
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The schizophrenic EU5 religion has split into two sects. There are the followers of the year 2025. This sect believes that the god Johan sends them messages in dreams and visions in videos and TT signs for the imminent redemption from the unbearable waiting for EU5.
Meanwhile, the young people of the 2026 sect consult oracles such as the hamster. They try to predict the release date based on patterns from previous releases. The followers of this sect are mainly afraid that EU5 will be released in an unfinished state and see their salvation in a later release date. Both sects are locked in an eternal dispute over the truth.
It is a fascinating phenomenon to see how the Biden belief system can be so scattered among people who seem so similar about the timing of salvation.
Meanwhile, the young people of the 2026 sect consult oracles such as the hamster. They try to predict the release date based on patterns from previous releases. The followers of this sect are mainly afraid that EU5 will be released in an unfinished state and see their salvation in a later release date. Both sects are locked in an eternal dispute over the truth.
It is a fascinating phenomenon to see how the Biden belief system can be so scattered among people who seem so similar about the timing of salvation.
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They really announced it so early and showed gameplay videos just to do nothing at all until next year
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How will this schism ever be restored? Will there ever be a way to discern The Faithful from the Sheep whom left the Flock? How can we overcome this tragedy?
Please, o great False Hamster Prophet shed your untrustworthy light upon us and appear in someones dreams with the real release date so every Frog Prophet can rejoice and harmony can be restored.
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The schism will be healed when every 2026 heretic has been burned alive for their heresy!
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Thankfully unlike other schisms, our Savior EU 5 is actually real and will one day come proving one side or another correct.
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I'm actually unsure about whether it's going to release in 2026 or 2025
Wouldn't it be funny if we are all wrong and it releases in 2027, or even better the devs go back in time and release it in 2024, effectively locking us into playing the game since we won't have access to that timeline
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I had hoped to remain together as brothers and sisters
I did not want to follow the path of all religions ever
I did not want a schism.
Yet, all 2026 heretics must be burned.
I did not want to follow the path of all religions ever
I did not want a schism.
Yet, all 2026 heretics must be burned.
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Believe in the official canon of this thread, which is the release date announcement being in July or August and the game release being in October. My predictions have been pretty good thus far.
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