Chapter 34 - Throw Feasts, Throw Fists
March 14, 883 AD
This time Zachariah followed his intentions of bringing the army home. After he had all too readily got his troops in perpetual wars in the eastern parts of Khazaria, yesterday had been the day of their return. Today had thus been spent with a big ceremony, with decorations and promotions being handed to quite a bunch of soldiers who had gained fame and respect on the endeavours in the Eastern Steppes, far up the Volga. As usual, a feast was to follow, today with Marshal Itakh of Jabdertim as guest of honour. No doubt Zachariah was trying to keep up the good relation with the Jabdertim clan.
This was not to be taken for granted. Conflict never was absent for long in the region, and one month prior Khagan Burtas of Burtas had asked for help in an attack by Bolghar – but this time Khazaria couldn't be convinced to send troops into yet another petty border conflict far away from his own lands. Burtas would always have trouble defending itself, and its tribute was negligible. Zachariah and his high command agreed to leave them to themselves.
"It's good that the men are back", Itakh stated with full mouth. He really had learned a lot of his father, including his rather brutish manners. "A war on Bolghar would have been very untimely. The men need to regroup before we can think about new endeavours."
"That's why I called them here", Zachariah said high-mindedly. "Even though Khan Bulçan was disappointed to the point of pettiness. I've been getting a hint earlier that I should take a closer look in the kitchen, and what did I find? This jester trying to convince the cook to botch the food and make me look bad!
I guess he wanted the spotlight kept elsewhere, to keep raiding in the Bulanid lands for a little longer. Not as if it makes a difference. I've heard that the Bulanid troops show no signs of coming back from the Caucasus. I heard we too could attack the rebels at this point without anyone, including the Bulanid, being entitled to do anything about it."
"Yes, my Khan. Rebellions are mostly fair game in that respect. Not that I think a lot of snatching land that way. Also, in recent times the Bulanid have refrained from just pillaging lands and now actually try to make land gains for their Aghbanian underlings. If they continue, the rebellion could be thwarted quickly. We would possibly drain our reserves further - for an uncertain reward."
"I agree, Itakh. We'll keep the situation under close watch, but our horde deserves the break. They've been through a lot, especially after the unlucky defeat against the Cumanians."
"Well, 'unlucky' is a way to put it, I guess..."
Zachariah frowned. "What do you mean by that?"
Itakh gave him an irritated look. "It's well known that it could have been prevented without the changes in the general staff days before the battle..."
Zachariah looked at him very indignantly, and Itakh realized he might better shut his mouth and have another ale. The issue still brewed in him. He hadn't realized before how little realization Zachariah had of his crucial mistake that had cost almost 1000 men their lives. And he would have to put up with this guy for a
long time.
Three beers later, he found it was enough. Someone had to stand up to Zachariah sooner or later, and why not him and tonight? He would address it again. This time the Khagan would surely acknowledge that Or was his fault.
Zachariah was panting heavily, and his right eye was swelling. His vision was blurry, and he felt terribly nauseous. All the beer and a precise punch to the guts from the younger and stronger Itakh had taken their toll. Still he had been able to land a few hits to that inobedient lout.
The impertinence! The guts this cockroach Itakh possessed! The reason for everyone to come to Oleshye had been
his own father's death and the unconditional pritority to show respect to someone that important. He was at Zachariah's house and eating his food. And now he went and accused him, the Khagan, of somehow being at fault for the battle being lost so many miles away!
But he had put up a really good fight, there was no denying that. And he stood up to his opinions, just like his father. Also, Zachariah didn't feel like going on. He yearned for an ice packet on his eye. Luckily, Itakh seemed to agree.
The feast where the Khagan and the Marshal got at each other's throats would be the stuff of legends in the future, along with many other delightful anecdotes about his extravagant parties. By this time, everyone in the steppes was eager to somehow get an invitation to one of the frequent carousals Zachariah threw in the newly constructed gathering hall. Sometimes the courtiers from the various Khanates were the bulk of the guests, sometimes delegations of foreigners were welcomed and richly served. Each time something novel happened – once all servants were dwarfs from Europe, another time a live falconry display was followed by the prey being served as the main platter, and yet another time an anaconda from India was served in one piece, straight along the long table, for all guests to carve their own food off of it.
Summer, 883 AD
The reputation of Zachariah's legendary parties had spread far and wide, and with the new contacts it was possible to marry off more of his children to favorable terms over the year. The Khan of Ezgil was still a vassal of Khagan Batir, but most considered him the true force in the Bolghar lands. And his heir was unbetrothed. Even though he couldn't stand Zachariah personally, he finally gave in to the prestige boost for his son should he get married to the daughter of an Ashina Khagan.
Muhan, Zachariah's eldest son, had a lot of possibilities due to his fathers' status and his chances of becoming the next Khagan. After contemplating many candidates, a Polish Princess was selected. King Sobieslaw Kujawski of Poland was making progress toward uniting his lands, and he had a common antagonist with Khazaria – the Kievan Rus.
Especially Irge had always been very fond of the culinary specialties that life as a Khatun offered to her, and in September she announced that she would give birth to Zachariah's seventh child soon. The ensuing cravings went barely noticed among the guests.
October 24, 883 AD
Over all the glittering nightlife, Zachariah was distracted for quite some time from what had happened on the Caucasus – or what hadn't happened, so to speak. After a short whiff of helping out in Alania, the Bulanid had left again to procure more loot on the Georgian coast. Due to the revolt's desperate determination and the Hashimid army being busy in Georgia as well, they had managed to hold out.
The ranks of the Khazarian army were largely refilled until August, under the competent watch of Itakh and his general staff. Although he didn't exactly share the personal bond that his father Yavdi had shared with Zachariah, their little brawl left him with a certain respect for the Khagan. He apparently wasn't as much a coward as everyone said. And after the fight, he had called Itakh "a true Jabdertim", for all that was worth. Maybe some sense would come to him in time. Even though he wouldn't refrain from that nefarious plan to backstab the Alanian rebellion.
Hezekiah obviously was still bound to his word that had already incited the whole Bashkirian ordeal. That sealed the council majority, and now they were to thwart the efforts of these people who stood up to the Bulanid for years.
When the Khazarian armies entered Alania, they found a desolate country. Poor enough as it was in the harsh climate, the past years of invasion, civil war and plundering Bulanid hordes had left the country bled dry. There was no place where the misery didn't abound. The people who escaped enslavement or death from rampaging riders were starving to death. Entire villages had been left in ruins or burned to the ground, and the homeless flocked by the remaining towns where quickly violence and disease spread.
There was not much to be had for the marching Khazarian army, and they went straight for the hillfort where the family of the local Chief could be captured. Zachariah's armies got more proficient at taking hostages with every campaign, as it seemed.
Today, the revolt leader Hasqar had sent his surrender. He saw no way to save his own skin and family but to give away his land, call off his war and go into hiding. A mere ten weeks after the war declaration, Kasogia now belonged to Zachariah. As devastated as the lands were, there were still plenty of inhabitated settlements and Hasqar's remarkable hillfort left.
The news of Kasogia surrendering sent Ezra into a rush. Sensing that Zachariah would soon be in preparation for the next feast, he hurried to the Khagan's yurt. He and his old colleague Kundaç had already thought ahead of the issues that would come up after the expectable victory.
Zachariah welcomed him joyfully. "Ezra, old chap. Come in and have a sip of that Tej from Abyssinia. It's fabled all over the world! Great stuff! But I got to admit I get a terrible headache from it, so I'm not actually having any."
"Me neither, thanks. Good that you're not taking up drinking during the day." Ezra grinned. Zachariah got ever more extravagant, but at least he was no drunkard or glutton. The lifestyle didn't seem to affect his physical health at least. "Like that, we can have a little talk about what you intend with Kasogia after all. The last time we took a settled province, there were only small...."
Zachariah cut him off. "We burn everything to the ground and make it pastures for more horses."
Ezra was suprised, but as usual kept his contenance. "Uhm....but it's mountainous terrain. It would also take longer than last..."
"Have you not heard me?" bellowed Zachariah. "Make it pastures for goats and sheep. Who cares?"
"Yes, I did. It's going to take about a year. More people there than in Ushytsia." Ezra was puzzled by that sudden mood swing.
"I don't mind. If there's more villages to be flushed out, there's also more spoils and more slaves."
"They might also stand up against our rule very quickly. We would have to protect the troops performing the pillaging heavily."
"Aren't the troops there anyway? I'll send Itakh to conduct an anti-rebel operation. If anyone still tries anything, the armies will crush him with all the force it has. Kasogia will be clear of the original folks when we're done with it. Are we clear?"
A short pause followed, with Ezra still unsure what to think of this unprecedented determination.
"Oh, and you have a new colleague as per today. Khan Buzer of Kabar died. He had cancer. Like Yavdi." Zachariah suddenly grew contemplative. "It's kind of a shame. I still have no idea why Manasseh installed him back in the day, but he never was one to make trouble, with his funny little one-province Khanate. His brother will succeed him as Khan and as my advisor. I wonder what kind of guy he is. Never heard of him, if I recall it correctly..."
Ezra looked suprised. "Oh. No, I didn't know that he's deceased yet. He was very sick in the last weeks though. May he rest in peace. Is that successor his brother Menümarót? Because I know that guy from a few occasions."
Zachariah nodded. "Yes, that's him! Isn't Menümarót the most badass name you've ever heard?"
"I'd have to think about that, probably no – but in any case, the man isn't much of a badass...."
"We'll see about that, but I've really never heard such a great name. I mean, what kind of flow does
Menümarót have?"
Ezra tried to get Zachariah back on track, but he wouldn't stop going on about the beauty of Menümarót sounded. Eventually the Spymaster had to acknowledge there was no more sensible ruling to be had from Zachariah today and take his leave.
Later in the evening, Ezra and Kundaç sat in a compartment of the large gathering yurt. They were the only unlanded councillors that also didn't command armies across the realm and thus could concentrate on, and they had lots of experience in their fields. They both knew that the conquest of Kasogia and the aggravating Ashina dominance could grow into a more persistent issue.
"So what did Zachariah say?" asked Kundaç.
Ezra sighed. "I couldn't get through to him in time. I really shouldn't have mentioned Kibar's brothers' name. And you know exactly how it is these days – once he's distracted, you don't need to bother explaining complicated things. Ashina coming off as too dominant in the Khaganate is one thing, but the whole overpopulation issue is a mess – and going to get ever more complicated if it isn't handled properly."
"Not as if Zachariah couldn't know about it already. He's been Manasseh's steward for over ten years. And there have been measures at land management shortly before his death." replied Kundaç.
Ezra looked at him with tired eyes. "Yeah, you know how much effort has gone into that position. Manasseh made the decision to create the new Khanate alone, Zachariah didn't mind a bit. And to be fair, the problem wasn't as evident at the time because Manasseh didn't take lands for himself – which makes it even harder to tackle now. And there's been a tad bit of population growth in between."
"No use trying to hand out the blame. You're right, it's only going to get worse if nothing's done about it. The clans have prospered in the recent years and three of them state they definitely need more pastures soon. And this is happening while Ashina is now controlling over a third of the Khazarian lands alone. No wonder they're getting restless."
"True. And I also wonder what stance Kibar Bulanid will take once he's of age in a few months and the regency ends. I can't imagine many reasons why he would be thrilled with the Khagan."
The two men kept assessing the sitation, but agreed that there wasn't much to be done right now. Although Zachariah had to consult the council before major decisions, there was no way to force him into making them in the first place. They'd have to keep looking for the right occasion.