Chapter 43 – Blood, Sweat and Horseshoes
August 31, 892 AD
Votyaki, Perm
"Curses!" uttered a mud-covered Tarkhan Ashina. A band of Permian skirmishers, no more than two dozen men, had attacked the moving troops a few minutes ago, caused several injured horses and then escaped back into the forests as quick as they had appeared. Tarkhan and several of his men had tried to follow by foot and stop them, but the locals were too quick. "All men stay back! Following them will only lead us into more traps. We're moving on together. The hillfort can't be far anymore."
Perm. An attack on Perm of all places. Why on Earth are we here? thought Tarkhan, not for the first time and no doubt representative of each of the men he and his fellows were commanding.
These blasted countries to the north were insufferable. In friendly territory, the locals were at least willing to support their safe passage through the perilous woods and swamps with supplies and – more importantly – information about their surroundings. Here they were on their own entirely, except for the hundreds of thousands of mosquitoes. Moving on horseback was tedious, ambushes were frequent and sickness ran rampant along the Khazarian soldiers. The few supplies they could provide for themselves quickly proved insufficient and it was unsure how long the troops could sustain themselves.
Whatever has got into Dad. He never cared about his tributaries for the least, and now we're to lead an aggressive war for them? And why didn't the Marshal prevent the worst at least and keep us in friendly territory, out of this unending nightmare?
Indeed there were many open questions. Three months ago, the conquest of Kangly was finished without much ordeal and the troops were resting and filling up their ranks. Then the rather unexpected order to move north and support the Bolghar subjugation war on Perm – which was already running quite well for Khagan Batir - arrived from Oleshye.
General Hezekiah headed off to the court and promised to provide answers, but could only report upon returning that he was put off by Marshal Itakh with empty phrases about showing strength to enemies and responsibility to friends. He also came back with the definitive order to besiege Permian lands and unusually specific instructions where to move. Upon getting to the hillfort of the Votyaki chief, the army was supposed to split and one half of it to leave under General Hezekiah for the even more inhospitable Keltma.
Zachariah himself was busy at the time with his newly acquired falcon and in no mood to explain government matters to anyone, least the treacherous Khan of Hekel. This turned out to be a response the council gave to more people over the coming time. The war on Perm was highly unpopular and stirred up all kinds of complaints, and the Khagan was always looking for new diversions. Zachariah was bored quickly and constantly needed new ways to avoid the emptiness that spread inside him whenever he was supposed to do something he loathed - such as listening to complaints. And when the emptiness came, it made room for the endless spirals of thought, the craving for self-destruction, the
rage. Falconing was his newest fad, and in it somehow he found a hidden talent and some peace of mind he so desired.
Back in Perm, the siege of the Votyaki fort was set up by Tarkhan and his men, but it would not take long for the abysmal conditions to demand casualties by the dozens. For the coming weeks, men would die of fever, because of injuries contracted in the continuing raids by the defenders or – the most terrifying way to die – swallowed by sinkholes in the swamps. Several of the men disappeared without a trace this way. The siege was unsuccessful as well, and at that pace the defenders would soon outnumber the Khazarian troops.
***
Only about six weeks after the march into Perm, hunger and sickness started to spiral out of control. Hezekiah and Tarkhan both had to retreat unless they wanted their remaining men to openly mutiny. The armies regrouped across the border and a message was sent to the court about the problems in Perm. To the great surprise of the generals, no one in Oleshye – least the Khagan – seemed to care particularly. The reply from Zachariah insinuated he didn't have much of an idea why the order to march into Perm had gone out in the first place and that they were probably right about ending the attempt before even greater losses occurred.
Tarkhan was angry over the disillusion carried by this sparse explanation. These were his fathers' own men, and that was how he took care of their whereabouts? And why in Adonai's name would Itakh give out such orders in the first place if it wasn't due to the Khagan's whims? There would be a lot of questions to answer once this whole ordeal was over. And all this while his twin brother was enjoying his life as a mercenary captain, spending everything he was supposed to earn the realm and more on wine and Kazakh girls.
It's not fair, Tarkhan thought to himself more than once.
I'm not going to take it. Little did he know how long it would still take for him to eventually confront his superiors.
June 18, 893 AD
Pereyaslavl, Jabdertim
Khan Itakh of Jabdertim and his wife Ayten sat upon their thrones, with their court grouped around them. The Khagan's envoy would arrive any minute – and they would bring favorable news at last. Some success was overdue. The Jabdertim clan had gone through a rough time.
Their encampment had been sacked by the Hekel raiders soon after Hezekiah's betrayal five years back, and the war on Kiev had gone ever worse since then. Itakh tried everything to turn the tide, but neither in Kiev nor in Oleshye, where he kept trying to persuade the Khagan to support his war, his efforts lead to anything substantial. Only the intervention of his wife made him recognize that the war wasn't going to be won anytime soon and he needed to refocus. Ayten was a true Khanum, a strong and independent woman who made up for much of the foresight and the sense for details her husband was lacking. It was her who quickly derived a course of action to get back at Hezekiah last year when the call to arms from Bolghar arrived.
She knew very well that the Khagan carried a grudge on Hezekiah too. This, and the absence of Zachariah's other landed councillors, would be their advantage. Getting him to accept Batir's call and subsequently sending Hezekiah to the far north with the troops was tricky, but turned out to be exactly the intended diversion. A neat side effect was that a Bolghar Khaganate in full control over Perm would be a major roadblock to the Hekel clan in the future and every bit of support towards that outcome would help.
Still, Itakh's and Ayten's true intentions lay elsewhere – they longed for the Duchy of Chernigov. The title still belonged to High Chief Voislav of Kiev, who had usurped it from Dyre Oskyldr long ago before he had to succumb to King Vyshata and the Rus. Yet the actual lands around Chernigov were now parted between the Jabdertim and Hekel clans, with Novgorod-Seversky the only province belonging to Hekel. As the Duke of Chernigov, Itakh would be rightfully entitled to that province.
Voislav, and thus his liege, had to be at peace for the title to become up for usurpation – which had not been the case for the time of his reign, mostly through Itakh's own doings. Still, now the Jabdertim's own failing war was the only thing between the Rus finally being at peace for once after their shameful retreat from Bolghar. As much as it hurt him, Itakh finally surrendered on February 28th to make way for the follow-up before someone else thought of attacking the weary, but tenacious Kievans.
The surrender to Kiev was supposed to be the end of the Jabdertim clan's long string of misfortune. But fate seemingly always had another arrow in the quiver for Itakh. As if an actual curse lay upon the lands, just as Khagan Zachariah kept going on and on about, the same day the peace was declared, Itakh's oldest daughter Savkelti was bitten by her own dog, a docile and well-tempered being for all his life. At first it seemed inexplicable why the animal would suddenly behave like this and Savkelti reported she felt fine, but the court physician had a terrible suspicion. His worries started to manifest when she started developing high fever three weeks later. Her condition got worse quickly, and there was nothing anyone could do for her. On March 24th, Savkelti died of rabies.
The landed sibling is her half-brother from her mother's former marriage.
Despite Itakh's great grief, the Jabdertim diplomacy had to continue. Had the war not drained their coffers and prevented any opportunity to loot for years, Itakh could have usurped the Duchy of Chernigov himself – but as it was, he needed Zachariah to do the deed for him. There was no time to wait until he could afford it himself.
Luckily for the clan's emissaries, Zachariah was actually aware of the situation in the area and very much amused by the notion of upsetting both the Kievan High Chief and his "arrogant scumbag of a vassal" with one move. He quickly agreed to put in an according motion as soon as his time allowed it...which then took another two months and cost Itakh a substantial amount of nerve, but in the end no new war emerged in the Rus and the council unanimously, except for Hezekiah who had been in Bolghar all the time and caught by surprise, approved of the course.
***
The herald announced the arrival of the Khazarian diplomatic envoy. Everyone stood up and the room got silent. In stepped Chancellor Belet, followed by two scribes and two armed guards, and made his way towards the royal couple. The Khan and him knew each other well from the council, and the greetings were formal, yet acquainted.
"Most revered Khan Itakh of Jabdertim and Khanum Ayten, my honoured Jabdertim clansmen and courtsfolk!", Belet started. "We're here to officially acknowledge and execute the Khazarian council's decision about the beloved Khagan's motion to pass over his title of Duke of Chernigov. As you might already know, the motion has been passed."
The crowd applauded and one of the scribes handed Belet a formal charter. The chancellor read the charter which stated Itakh's ownership of the title before God and the Khagan aloud, then asked Itakh to formally announce his acceptance of this honour.
"I accept, revered chancellor" said Itakh with solace in his eyes, and Belet handed him the scroll.
"Then you, Khan Itakh of Jabdertim, are hereby the new rightful Duke of Chernigov. I congratulate you in the name of the Khagan."
The court broke into cheers. It had been a long time since there'd been a reason to celebrate, and everyone was relieved that things seemed to finally go upwards again for the clan. They were even more enthusiastic when Khan Itakh acclaimed that tonight there would be a feast.
***
The chancellor was an aging man, clearly marked by his past as a soldier, but he was a gregarious personality who got along with pretty much everyone and who never showed averse to the amenities of life at court. He gladly accepted Itakh's cordial invitation to stay at his court over night. While being used to Zachariah's exorbitant carousals, Belet still enjoyed a more traditional, humbler one – as long as there was enough wine and womanfolk present.
At the Ashina court, throwing feasts was about perpetual entertainment, often consisting of bizarre exploitation of humans and animals, and boundless gluttony. This was different. This was no more than rather ordinary people having a good time with their fellows, and it felt refreshing. Belet had lead lots of enjoyable and enlightening conversations, and even the royal couple seemed approachable.
"I hope everything is to your liking, Belet" Itakh said when he took place next to his fellow councillor and added with a smile "Even though it doesn't quite compare to the parties at the Khagan's court."
"Oh, don't worry about that, really. I'm always glad to meet new people. Who knows how many chances I still get." Belet assured him. "And I'm thankful for a change. When the Khagan throws a feast, there's always so much absurdity to process that you barely get to eat or speak. It's distressing, to be honest. And you can't bring your children."
Itakh laughed. "I'm glad I can provide you with a more down to earth experience. Is there anything new about what he's planning to do with our Court Rabbi, now that Yilig has revealed that he's plotting against his brother?"
Belet sighed. "He's still insisting those are naught but boys' games, and that they should sort it out amongst themselves. I'm sure that's what will happen eventually – but succession squabbles are bound to be troublesome and insisting that people sort out their own stuff isn't exactly showing stable leadership. At least Tarkhan knows about his brother's intentions. Or so I guess, I'm not sure if the news have already reached the troops in the north."
The thought of the troops, and Khan Hezekiah along them, still being stuck far away delighted Itakh almost as much as Belet mentioning Zachariah and stable leadership in the same breath. He started to snort with laughter, to the irritation of the chancellor who had not intended a joke and excused himself soon after.
Belet found it rather worrisome that now not only Zachariah's vassals, but also his sons engaged in fighting among each other. The Khans kept looting each others' lands, and now Khan Kibar Bulanid had declared his ambition to revoke his late father's elusive decision to give his province Manych to the Kabar clan. The Kabar under Khan Menümarót had received a second province on the Caspian Sea the year before, which Kibar now took as sufficient reason to evict them from Manych by force.
Succession conflicts would be the last thing to benefit a Khaganate that was already subject to so many different interests and an ever more absent man at its top. But there was always trouble on the horizon, and Belet told himself that it shouldn't stop him from appreciating the present. And so he poured himself another wine and walked towards an attractive lass who had been suspiciously alone all night.
July 17, 893 AD
Zachariah and his entourage were on their way back from another day of successful falconing, and the Khagan rode a few metres behind his men. He felt youthful and inspired. Getting out into the nature was always relieving, and while people were ever more disapproving of Zachariah, his animals neither judged him nor did they constantly object or say he made no sense. They just listened and else minded their own business. When he thought about it – had an animal ever tried to kill one of his friends or children? Had an animal ever deceived him and lied to his face over years? Had an animal accused him of being responsible for thousands of unintended deaths or being inhuman for thousands of intentional deaths?
No! Each and every time, it had been people. Everything bad came from people.
"I sometimes wonder why humans and not you horses rule the place, considering how much superior you are. People are so pathetic, you know?" he muttered aloud to his faithful horse.
Glitterhoof was really the best horse he had ever seen. He was reliable, strong and always kept his temper. A few years back, Zachariah had silver horseshoes made for him and his daughter Sarantay went wild with enthusiasm about the horse's shiny optics, as would any seven-year-old. She soon insisted to call the horse "Glitterhoof". Zachariah, all family man, immediately issued an order for it to be punishable by death to refer to his horse anyhow but as Glitterhoof.
"Well, we're rarely asked. We also have it quite well in the steppes on average and don't exactly strive for more. I mean, imagine just having to stand around most of the time and occasionally take a stroll", it sounded from below.
Zachariah was puzzled. It was known that horses understood humans on a basic level – every experienced rider communicated with his horse in many different ways. Still there was little doubt that horses weren't supposed to answer in human language.
"Is that...you, Glitterhoof?" Zachariah asked, muffling his voice so the riders in front of him wouldn't take note and interrupt them.
"Who else would it be? You were talking to me, for all I know." the voice from below replied.
The Khagan could hardly believe what was happening. "Well, but
you have never talked to
me before. Why now?"
"What? I'm talking to you all the time. I also talked to the people who brought me up. Good people, really. It's just that humans usually don't understand what we're saying. Sometimes they give the most hilarious answers because they have no idea what we just said. No idea why you can sudenly hear me, to be honest. But I can assure you the others don't." And Glitterhoof neighed heartily, clearly calling the rider in front of them the son of a cameleer, but to no reaction at all.
"Amazing, really. How exciting is that? I take it you know there's a lot of people who were already suspecting that, but I haven't heard of someone whose horse actually talked to him!"
"Well, there you go. Of course we know what people think of us. We basically live alongside each other and they're quite talkative around us, so we get to hear a lot of things.", Glitterhoof replied calmly. "Though most often they're petty and inconsequential, to be honest."
"I told you - people are pathetic, right?"
"Well, 'pathetic' isn't how I would put it. Most of them are simple folk and don't have a lot to contemplate about. They feed us, we carry them. As long as everyone treats each other with respect, it's a simple deal that works very well for everyone involved."
Zachariah had already forgotten that horses weren't supposed to talk and was amazed by the insight Glitterhoof showed. "Are you always that articulate? You said no one ever asks you to rule, but you're easily more capable than most of the sorry bunch who call themselves politicians – and I could always rely on you, I'm sure. You horses are so much more reliable than people..."
"We tend to stick with our decisions once made, that is true. We're flight animals, remember? We don't like surprises in the slightest - and from that point it's only logical to stay predictable and cooperative as long as there's no actual danger." Glitterhoof explained. "You should see the Western horses. Remember when you were in Bulgaria? There they grow up in stables, used to nothing but serving their masters from very early age. Those poor wretches are completely broken, docile as dogs."
Zachariah was beyond fascinated. It had been about time that God rewarded his achievements against the heretics with some kind of gift – and nothing short of a miracle could be the reason for this. Glitterhoof talking to him opened a whole new world. "You're an exceptional horse, Glitterhoof."
Zachariah and Glitterhoof continued to share their views for the whole way back to the encampment. While they were talking, a thought grew in Zachariah's mind. Had Glitterhoof not stated that no one ever asked horses to govern? When they were back home, the Khagan had made up his mind.
"Glitterhoof, now that I'm able to understand you...how would you like to become my chancellor? I can't think of anyone wiser and more eloquent, and I'm really lacking good personnel lately. I'd be honored to have you in my council."
"Oh my, that's a big question....Are you sure? I mean, there's once been a Roman emperor who pulled that off, but everyone to date thinks he was just completely insane..."
"Well, everyone knows that I'm not. I'm sure people will understand once I tell them of my divine gift and that I will translate everything you contribute."
"Oh, that should help, yes. Well, this is flattering. But it's a chance not many horses get. I'm your man!" replied a surprised and very proud Glitterhoof.
Zachariah was overjoyed. Finally someone in the council he could rely on beyond doubt. Also, someone who he could absolutely trust to lead a stable and quiet regency in his absence – he sensed that his court physician, competent as he was, felt uncomfortable with that much responsibility. Everyone would win. This was the best thing that happened to him since the fire-eater from Persia accidentally ignited himself back on some birthday celebration. That had quite literally been a blast – but today would be one of those days when the realm was taking a huge step forward.