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English Patriot: I typed it up in Notepad, then used when putting it in here. That's not my work, though, I borrowed the format from a different website.

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Elisabeth I the Virgin
Born: 7 September 1533, London
Married: Nikita Zakharyin (on 11 August 1557)
Died: 25 March 1603, London
Titles: (claimed but unrecognised in brackets)
Queen of England, Scotland, Ireland [and France]
Lady of the Scottish [and Greek] Isles
Duchess of Buckingham, Holland and Friesland [to 1566], Flanders, Cornwall, [Iceland and Bretagne]
Countess of Stafford
"No wild beasts are so dangerous to men as Christians are to one another."
--Julian the Apostate
Elisabeth did not even arrive in England until July of 1559, leaving her official husband behind. Fortunately, most of the nobility were more concerned with waiting to see what this new ruler would be like, and less with trying to cause too much trouble while she was gone; most figured that a woman would be easy enough to control anyway. What happened when she did arrive would cause considerable trouble for the entire nation, both on the islands themselves and with the Continent.
Her first decree upon returning to her native country was to rescind Mary's reunification of the Church of England with the Catholic Church. A new Act of Supremacy was created and enacted on 2 July 1559, not long before Elisabeth returned. Elisabeth was no longer one to go halfway; her ill treatement by Mary, along with encouragement by both her late stepmother Salome and German merchants in Novgorod, had driven her well into the arms of Protestantism. She realised that a religiously divided England would not be ultimately stable, and thus set about removing Catholics wherever possible.
It was a long-term goal which had some immediate problems. The Catholic portions of the country, as would be expected, did not react to this well. The most immediate rebellion occured in Yorkshire, but was a haphazard effort that was easily dealt with by August. The second rebellion, however, would be far larger and more organised; more importantly, it occured in Holland, where English control was somewhat weaker.
Surprisingly, Holland did not get swept along in Protestantism, despite the growing merchant middle class (where Protestant thought most often took root). The causes for this are uncertain; the religious and artistic traditions of the 15th century may have had something to do with it, along with trading connections to the Italians and Spanish. Whatever the cause, the Dutch reacted with fervour to Elisabeth's declaration, drawing upon both religious belief and a nascent feeling of Dutch nationalism. The first stage of the Dutch War of Independence began in early 1560, with a demand for a convention of the General Estates of Holland and Friesland. Elisabeth, realising exactly what the Dutch had in mind - forced recognition of Catholicism there - refused and prepared the army to cross the Channel.
The Surrender of Breda, by Diego Velazquez (1635)
The commander, Sir Phillip Osbourne, had an easy enough job swatting away the small group attempting to take Brugge. By March, he was already marching north into Zeeland, expecting the rest of the fight to be just as easy. After quickly ensuring the submission of Breda, Osbourne marched north to cross the Lower Rhine at Vianen, hoping from there to take Utrecht and thus a central position from which to control the rest of Holland.
Along the way, however, he ran across the Dutch at the village of Giessenlanden. His army, still collecting itself along the road, numbered nearly 33,000 men, and the Dutch had less than half that number - later estimates put it at approximately 15,000. However, the Dutch had two major advantages: their system of dikes and canals provided them with a natural defensive system, and they had collected all the available cannon, 20 according to the most reliable sources, purchased from Italian craftsmen eager to aid their fellow Catholics, and most likely paid for by Philip II of Spain.
Osbourne quickly formulated a plan and put it into action immediately, not giving the Dutch a chance to be used to the English presence there. His army was not entirely rested, but still quite capable of giving battle, and he felt that a sudden, concentrated force would be able to break the line and disperse the "rabble". With this, he sent about half of his army across the Kleine Vliet ("little stream") on the Dutch right flank.
En masse the English rushed forward, the front infantry taking heavy losses but not breaking. Finally, as the army reached within 50 yards of the stream, Osbourne pulled out the main part of the attacK: The infantry opened lanes up, and 4,000 heavy cavalry, to this point hidden by the tall pikes of the infantry, came forward at full gallop to jump across the stream. Osbourne, a devoted chess player, was using a "revealed attack", hoping to surprise the Dutch line completely.
It should have worked, but didn't. The ground was soggy, the cavalry began slowing, and a dozen guns now fired upon the same spot, while the Dutch copied the English in effective use of longbows. Only around 500 of the cavalry got across, all of whom were quickly cut down. Of the rest, only 600 managed to make it back. It was an attack which would be combined with Agincourt and the later "Charge of the Light Brigade" in the annals of futile cavalry charges. Meanwhile, the rest of the infantry was failing to make much more progress, and a general panic siezed that part of the army.
Osbourne, meanwhile, had a second trick in play. The rest of the army, coming across another stream at Giessenlanden itself, had been marching north to join the attack as a second wave. However, this was a trick to draw off the second line of the Dutch in that direction. It appeared to work, as the English suddenly switched direction and moved in full charge to the Dutch left flank. Unfortunately for Osbourne, the complete collapse of the other attack allowed the Dutch to move all of the second line to the left instead, and the attackers completely lost heart. Most didn't even get within the effective range of the cannon, electing instead to go in the other direction. The English army had recieved a crushing blow, Osbourne choosing to go back to Breda to reform his army, now 10,000 men smaller.
The Battle of Giessenlanden. Each line is c. 1000 men.
It took considerable work for him to retain command, but retain it he did. He was now determined to strike back, and by July his army came back north. This time, he used native Protestant spies to great effect, bypassing the Dutch army completely and forcing it to fight on his own terms on 14 July. The Dutch were dispersed with only minimal English losses, and Utrecht quickly retaken. The English suffered a close defeat again near the fishing village of Amsterdam on 30 August, but by 18 November they entered Haarlem and apparently ended the revolt.
It would again be not quite so easy, however. In January of 1561, while Osbourne was with a detachment pacifying Friesland, the people of Haarlem rose up and took the city. Incensed, he had to rush back, resulting in another defeat on 9 March. While trying to pull his army back to Utrecht, it was again ambushed on 18 April, forcing him back against the Lower Rhine. It looked bad, but Osbourne was determined to succeed. On 7 July, he badly outmaneuvered the Dutch rebels near at Doorn, allowing him to move towards Haarlem.
Soon after he reached the city, however, the Dutch finally put up a united front against Elisabeth. On 1 October 1561, Willem van Gulik, the Count of Geldre, met with the Stadtholder of Haarlem, Willem van Oranje, in Arnhem. The latter Willem had been a Catholic appointed by Mary, but with some Protestant leanings. Elisabeth didn't care much about leanings, however, and forced him out of his position. The Count put his support behind him as the leader of a Dutch union. At this news, the rest of the Netherlands soon announced their support; Osbourne first learned of this when a new flag appeared over the city of Haarlem, smuggled in from outside: Orange-white-blue, the colours of the new United Provinces. With his supply lines in tatters, Osbourne quickly pulled back to Antwerp in order to ensure the loyalty of the major ports of Flanders. Brugge itself was in revolt, and was not retaken until 24 September 1562, at which point Osbourne prepared to attack.
The fight began well. Elisabeth called upon the King of Baden and the Count of Oldenburg to support her, and both responded; Oldenburg was especially important, as it opened a second front in the north. Unfortuantely, the Dutch had a large force to put against both flanks, and after initial victories in the Brabant region, Osbourne was forced into a close battle outside Gent on 7 February 1563. Both sides had around 25,000 men, with the English using more cavalry; the determined Dutch, however, refused to break, and Osbourne was forced to leave the field in disgrace. On 26 April, Brugge fell, threating to force England out of the Low Countries entirely.
Osbourne did not give up, however. Amidst howls in Parliament calling for his removal, and by the end of the year he had smashed the southern Dutch armies, retaking Flanders and threatening Brussels. At the same time, a large English army arrived in Oldenburg, placed under the command of that city's Count, and began marching into Friesland. The Dutch were unable to counter both threats at once, and it appeared as if the Catholic rebellion might be destroyed. Over the next year, both Friesland and Brabant were solidly secured, and in 1564 Osbourne easily took Zeeland and southern Holland. His goal now was not to quickly smash the rebel armies, but to secure each area before moving on. It was becoming quite effective, and by 23 July 1565 he was threatening Haarlem itself.
Before the rebellion could be completely destroyed, however, problems appeared elsewhere. The people of Boston had remained defiantly Catholic, and revolted at the same time as other Catholics revolted in Ireland and Kent. On 30 August 1566, the Kent rebels reached the southern suburbs of London, and only a quick defence by Anglican militia saved the capital. Haarlem itself did not fall until 7 October, with Dutch armies still at large. Osbourne could not remain; he sacked the city, pulled back, and finally set forth an armistice which split the country in two. England retained Flanders, most of Brabant, and Liege, while the Dutch kept everything to the north. It was the best that could be done in the long term, and Osbourne knew the political reality. It would eventually cost him his career, but he felt it an acceptable sacrifice; "Iy reue it not," he later wrote, "þat iy eþelly þoud Engeland beforan myself."
Sir Phillip Osbourne, by Steven van der Muelen (c. 1565)*
Ironically, the immediate reason for the Dutch revolt - their Catholicism - soon became a moot point. Calvinism had slowly been taking root amongst the Dutch, and within a decade of independence most of the country was Protestant. It was too late for the English, however: the war had long since become one of proto-nationalism, with the Dutch moving away from English forms and choosing to assert themselves as a separate people. Although relations with the new Dutch Republic would vastly improve over the next century, English control of the region was limited to the south.
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*Actually a portrait of Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester, but since he isn't important in this story I'm using it for someone who actually was important.