That's where Ben's (two years of...) experience as a teacher comes in...
Natural causes, I've never really decided on when exactly he was born but he died in 919 after ruling the Xaranites for over 50 years, so he was somewhere between 75 and 80.
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Jun 24th 2024:
In the days since Beijing fell to the Xaranites, soldiers were set aside to convert the Forbidden City into a size fitting the Iron King's near 10ft frame. The conversion is now complete, and Ilton could now truly admire his new capital. He sat on his throne and beckoned for his brothers and cousins to enter and receive their command posts.
First to enter was the Iron King's eldest half-brother, 32 year old Prince Xaras. "Xaras, you will be sent to conquer 'Korea'. From scanning this map, it is a realm embroiled in civil war between the monarchy in the north and peasants in the south for many decades. Therefore, it will be ripe for the taking. It has a population of around 80 million, so I will give you a million soldiers to conquer and assimilate it. Remember our custom when there."
As Prince Xaras leaves, the second eldest half-brother, 30 year old Prince Xaryl, enters. "Xaryl, you will be sent to conquer the vast north, which is called 'Siberia'. It is a sparsely populated cold region, much like the land of our ancestors before their flight caused by the Rising of the Clans and before they settled in Middle Xaran[2]. Take 250,000 soldiers, and try to enclose the people into large settlements where you can to help with assimilation. Remember our custom when there."
The other brothers and later the cousins make their way in and receive orders: Prince Xartol: Vietnam; Prince Xarhel: Taiwan; Prince Xarunon: The Western Front[3]; Cousins: Various command posts at the discretion, and under the command, of Xarunon.
"Go on."
"A group of soldiers were in Qingdao to prepare for assimilation when a teenage thug attacked the noble commander. When soldiers moved to arrest the thug, hundreds of residents came to defend him. The soldiers opened fire when the residents refused to back off, and a skirmish broke out. By the end of it, 26 soldiers were killed, and the commander gave the order to completely flatten the city and annihilate all residents. Did the commander overstep his boundaries?"
"No, they were given the option to assimilate peacefully, and they chose violence. Therefore the commander and the regiment had to fight back in self-defense. As the victims, the regiment had every right to do as they did. Inform the commander and the regiment that I wish to honour them with a public feast of celebration. And let the rest of the currently conquered as well as our future conquests hear of this, so they know what we do to those who reject assimilation with our people."
The messenger leaves and Ilton sits back on his throne, waiting for news from his relatives once they are in place to begin the conquests...
Author's Notes: 2: In their time, it would have been New Xaran, but now Beijing is New Xaran. Old Xaran is of course what the Xaranites called their original homeland before they were driven off it following the Rising of the Clans.
3: Xarunon has command over every army that will attack the 121 Kingdoms[4] (there aren't 121 armies, there's 11, 10 are commanded by cousins and 1 by Xarunon himself) and will spend some time devising their conquest strategy (the other brothers will commence their conquests much earlier as Xarunon and the cousins have to decide whether to attack one kingdom at a time or how many sub-fronts they want to open).
4: The 121 Kingdoms for the 121 playthroughs I'll be doing during this AAR.
In the days since Beijing fell to the Xaranites, soldiers were set aside to convert the Forbidden City into a size fitting the Iron King's near 10ft frame. The conversion is now complete, and Ilton could now truly admire his new capital. He sat on his throne and beckoned for his brothers and cousins to enter and receive their command posts.
First to enter was the Iron King's eldest half-brother, 32 year old Prince Xaras. "Xaras, you will be sent to conquer 'Korea'. From scanning this map, it is a realm embroiled in civil war between the monarchy in the north and peasants in the south for many decades. Therefore, it will be ripe for the taking. It has a population of around 80 million, so I will give you a million soldiers to conquer and assimilate it. Remember our custom when there."
As Prince Xaras leaves, the second eldest half-brother, 30 year old Prince Xaryl, enters. "Xaryl, you will be sent to conquer the vast north, which is called 'Siberia'. It is a sparsely populated cold region, much like the land of our ancestors before their flight caused by the Rising of the Clans and before they settled in Middle Xaran[2]. Take 250,000 soldiers, and try to enclose the people into large settlements where you can to help with assimilation. Remember our custom when there."
The other brothers and later the cousins make their way in and receive orders: Prince Xartol: Vietnam; Prince Xarhel: Taiwan; Prince Xarunon: The Western Front[3]; Cousins: Various command posts at the discretion, and under the command, of Xarunon.
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As the brothers and cousins left to prepare for their posts, a messenger arrived to relay a message to the Iron King. "Your Majesty, I bear news"."Go on."
"A group of soldiers were in Qingdao to prepare for assimilation when a teenage thug attacked the noble commander. When soldiers moved to arrest the thug, hundreds of residents came to defend him. The soldiers opened fire when the residents refused to back off, and a skirmish broke out. By the end of it, 26 soldiers were killed, and the commander gave the order to completely flatten the city and annihilate all residents. Did the commander overstep his boundaries?"
"No, they were given the option to assimilate peacefully, and they chose violence. Therefore the commander and the regiment had to fight back in self-defense. As the victims, the regiment had every right to do as they did. Inform the commander and the regiment that I wish to honour them with a public feast of celebration. And let the rest of the currently conquered as well as our future conquests hear of this, so they know what we do to those who reject assimilation with our people."
The messenger leaves and Ilton sits back on his throne, waiting for news from his relatives once they are in place to begin the conquests...
Author's Notes: 2: In their time, it would have been New Xaran, but now Beijing is New Xaran. Old Xaran is of course what the Xaranites called their original homeland before they were driven off it following the Rising of the Clans.
3: Xarunon has command over every army that will attack the 121 Kingdoms[4] (there aren't 121 armies, there's 11, 10 are commanded by cousins and 1 by Xarunon himself) and will spend some time devising their conquest strategy (the other brothers will commence their conquests much earlier as Xarunon and the cousins have to decide whether to attack one kingdom at a time or how many sub-fronts they want to open).
4: The 121 Kingdoms for the 121 playthroughs I'll be doing during this AAR.
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An entire city razed because of 26 dead, resistance is futile. Some countries might consider nukes at this point, if those would even work.
I wouldn't say futile, more like in need of magic on its side...
They'd work, but there'd be so much collateral damage that those countries leaders would have to be insane.
Also, I'm putting it here because it won't come up in this story, but will in a later one (namely the Stellaris-set finale), but the Dark Lord has an armada of spaceships capable of destroying entire galaxies, so he could just escalate things by destroying the Milky Way that this Earth is contained on if they try to mess with his curse.
Jul 4th 2025:
All of the Xaranites in Beijing were invited to the feast, as were the Chinese citizens so that Ilton could keep an eye on them. Following the departure of his brothers and cousins, the most senior commander of the Beijing forces joined the King at his right-hand side. The Queen was at her husband's left, but she was not allowed to speak as Xaranite royal custom indicated. She would be also required to depart after the first course of meals to attend to her children.
The feast commenced, with the conquered Chinese citizens required to serve the Xaranite army and nobility with their delicacies, as is tradition in Xaranite culture[5]. Once the first course concluded, the Queen left and another commander took her space beside Ilton. Then the second course commenced, in which the Xaranite army served the Chinese with Xaranite delicacies, such as a broth made from goat's milk, strawberry jam and bread. However, the Xaranites didn't know of lactose intolerance[6] and were shocked to see the reactions of many Chinese citizens upon consuming the broth. The army asked Ilton if they should open fire, but he told them not to, saying "the reaction of so many indicates that these people may not be able to consume our dishes for hereditary reasons[7], not cultural".
The citizens were allowed to relieve themselves of their issues caused by the lactose intolerance, by going to bathrooms and expelling the waste by any means needed. When they returned, Ilton began his speech:
"Glorious Xaranites, esteemed Chinese, we are gathered here today to celebrate our new union of cultures. Together we will become a kingdom of warriors and scholars in equal grace, where we will all be brothers and sisters, not enemies. The recent events in your city of Qingdao indicate what we will do to those who protest our union, and to those who reject joining our union after a gracious invitation."
Ilton concluded his speech there, and the officers concurred with his warning to those who opposed him. Meanwhile, on the other side of Eurasia, two magical beings finally arrived on this Earth, just by a lake called Hafravatn, but would now have to look for a city of some kind...
Author's Notes: 5: These feasts were always done after crushing a rebellion by a conquered culture (they did this in Old Xaran before the Rising of the Clans, as well as to the Qestes after the conquest of Kingopolis), and usually a city, town or settlement was destroyed in the build up to the feast.
6: In the world the Xaranites are from, lactose intolerance only really exists among one ethnic group, the Sopkozhin[8] ('Kozhin-followers' in Kaltaian - after Tanel Kozhin, the 1st democratically elected President of Kaltai [served 1721-1742] who went on a tour of a nearby earth after the invention of faster than light technology in the 1710s) - who are mostly descended from people who moved to the world from various earths (most genealogists consider there to be multiple sub-ethnicities based on where on a particular earth they came from and where they settled).
7: As indicated in AN 6, the world the Xaranites are from is much more technologically and scientifically advanced than Earth (mainly thanks to magical beings being welcomed and celebrated by society instead of persecuted). People in the Empire knew of genetics since around the 1st century BS, and over time the rest of the world discovered the knowledge too.
8: Sopkozhin was intially the term used for anyone who supported Kozhin's policies, but mostly Kozhinite is used in modern political scholarship. This is mostly because of the policies of the Qesteconei (Knights of Qestes), who led the government of Kingopolis from 1922 until 1946. The Qesteconei implemented one of the strictest endogamy laws in history during their reign (essentially, you only counted as Qestes if at least 28 of your 32 great-great-great-grandparents were born in Kingopolis, and inter-marriage between Qestes and non-Qestes was forbidden - and similar policies were implemented by their collaborators in the early 1940s in their countries) and they used Sopkozhin, initially a term used for political followers of a Kaltaian President, as a catch-all ethnic term for anyone who could only trace their ancestry on this world as far back as the 1710s at the earliest.[9]
9: This is all I'll explain for now, but the Qesteconei will be brought up again in this story and in the CK3 story (here by a half-Sopkozhin woman we've already met - her mother is full, her father is the son of a military dictator who studied under the successors of the Qesteconei, in CK3 by the Dark Lord, who despises them for the same reasons he loves Ilton and the antagonist of the CK3 story), and potentially in the Stellaris story (if I decide that I want to tie up every loose end and leave very little unexplained, there could be some flashback scenes from the POV of the leaders of the Qesteconei, or from how the Dark Lord tried to take control of them to serve his agenda instead but failed).
All of the Xaranites in Beijing were invited to the feast, as were the Chinese citizens so that Ilton could keep an eye on them. Following the departure of his brothers and cousins, the most senior commander of the Beijing forces joined the King at his right-hand side. The Queen was at her husband's left, but she was not allowed to speak as Xaranite royal custom indicated. She would be also required to depart after the first course of meals to attend to her children.
The feast commenced, with the conquered Chinese citizens required to serve the Xaranite army and nobility with their delicacies, as is tradition in Xaranite culture[5]. Once the first course concluded, the Queen left and another commander took her space beside Ilton. Then the second course commenced, in which the Xaranite army served the Chinese with Xaranite delicacies, such as a broth made from goat's milk, strawberry jam and bread. However, the Xaranites didn't know of lactose intolerance[6] and were shocked to see the reactions of many Chinese citizens upon consuming the broth. The army asked Ilton if they should open fire, but he told them not to, saying "the reaction of so many indicates that these people may not be able to consume our dishes for hereditary reasons[7], not cultural".
The citizens were allowed to relieve themselves of their issues caused by the lactose intolerance, by going to bathrooms and expelling the waste by any means needed. When they returned, Ilton began his speech:
"Glorious Xaranites, esteemed Chinese, we are gathered here today to celebrate our new union of cultures. Together we will become a kingdom of warriors and scholars in equal grace, where we will all be brothers and sisters, not enemies. The recent events in your city of Qingdao indicate what we will do to those who protest our union, and to those who reject joining our union after a gracious invitation."
Ilton concluded his speech there, and the officers concurred with his warning to those who opposed him. Meanwhile, on the other side of Eurasia, two magical beings finally arrived on this Earth, just by a lake called Hafravatn, but would now have to look for a city of some kind...
Author's Notes: 5: These feasts were always done after crushing a rebellion by a conquered culture (they did this in Old Xaran before the Rising of the Clans, as well as to the Qestes after the conquest of Kingopolis), and usually a city, town or settlement was destroyed in the build up to the feast.
6: In the world the Xaranites are from, lactose intolerance only really exists among one ethnic group, the Sopkozhin[8] ('Kozhin-followers' in Kaltaian - after Tanel Kozhin, the 1st democratically elected President of Kaltai [served 1721-1742] who went on a tour of a nearby earth after the invention of faster than light technology in the 1710s) - who are mostly descended from people who moved to the world from various earths (most genealogists consider there to be multiple sub-ethnicities based on where on a particular earth they came from and where they settled).
7: As indicated in AN 6, the world the Xaranites are from is much more technologically and scientifically advanced than Earth (mainly thanks to magical beings being welcomed and celebrated by society instead of persecuted). People in the Empire knew of genetics since around the 1st century BS, and over time the rest of the world discovered the knowledge too.
8: Sopkozhin was intially the term used for anyone who supported Kozhin's policies, but mostly Kozhinite is used in modern political scholarship. This is mostly because of the policies of the Qesteconei (Knights of Qestes), who led the government of Kingopolis from 1922 until 1946. The Qesteconei implemented one of the strictest endogamy laws in history during their reign (essentially, you only counted as Qestes if at least 28 of your 32 great-great-great-grandparents were born in Kingopolis, and inter-marriage between Qestes and non-Qestes was forbidden - and similar policies were implemented by their collaborators in the early 1940s in their countries) and they used Sopkozhin, initially a term used for political followers of a Kaltaian President, as a catch-all ethnic term for anyone who could only trace their ancestry on this world as far back as the 1710s at the earliest.[9]
9: This is all I'll explain for now, but the Qesteconei will be brought up again in this story and in the CK3 story (here by a half-Sopkozhin woman we've already met - her mother is full, her father is the son of a military dictator who studied under the successors of the Qesteconei, in CK3 by the Dark Lord, who despises them for the same reasons he loves Ilton and the antagonist of the CK3 story), and potentially in the Stellaris story (if I decide that I want to tie up every loose end and leave very little unexplained, there could be some flashback scenes from the POV of the leaders of the Qesteconei, or from how the Dark Lord tried to take control of them to serve his agenda instead but failed).
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Thank you for another chapter. I love how detailed you're making this!
Iceland is a good base. It's very isolated, so the Xaranites might not realize until much later. And maybe such a de-industrialized place has some magic left in it.
Iceland is a good base. It's very isolated, so the Xaranites might not realize until much later. And maybe such a de-industrialized place has some magic left in it.
Thank you!
It's also the place from my first playthrough for this AAR (the Han Kingdom of Xia will be next), the next post, which will introduce the true protagonist of this story, will come once I finish the Iceland playthrough (I'm just about halfway through, I'm getting through much quicker thanks to the changes I've made to the playstyle - such as abstracting the cadet branches as descendants of bastards [which gives unique-ish dynasty names, there have been 1 or 2 repeats, but it's much better than the cadet branch mod which defaults to 'de place name'] - and I'm going playing again tonight which will take me past the half-way point)
It's an Earth, so there isn't any natural magic (demon worshippers and supernatural stuff are off, I have a mod that lets me make characters immortal, but I'm only using it as a temporary measure to ensure characters that I need to live don't die prematurely), but they can still be taught!
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Playthrough 1 (Norse Germanic Iceland) is complete, narrative updates will continue either later today or tomorrow (I stayed up all night doing the final 75 years of the playthrough and taking notes - dynasties in Iceland, holdings and a census of the ruling dynasty - so the timing of the update depends on how tired I am or if I try to get some sleep at all). Because a lot of the early part of the narrative from this point on will take place in Iceland, narrative updates should come after each session of gameplay I do.
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