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Monsters and Angels
Monsters and Angels

New Palermo

The fledgling colony, founded just a few years back, had always been plagued by strange storms. Appearing out of nowhere, with no logical cause, left the meteorologists baffled. And the people of the colony were forced to be ready all the time. Having a sunny day at the beach? Be ready to find shelter in a few minutes of notice. Taking a walk under the totally blue sky? Take an umbrella with you, just in case. And so on.

There seemed to be some logic on the storms though. Hard to grasp at first, but they all seemed to have a common point of origin. Finally, a team was sent there.

About an hour later, Empress Adelin was rudely woken by Space Queen Maud of New Palermo.

“Sister, we have a portal!” Maud bursted out as her panicked face appeared on the Empress’s screen.

“Eh?” Adelin was still partially asleep.

“New Palermo has a portal! A functioning one!” Maud continued

“Portal? What portal? Portal to where?”

“We don’t know! We only know that this is the cause of the weather disturbances in the planet”

“Is it an active threat?” the Empress asked.

“What? No, well, yes, no, the storms at least?”

“No invading armies coming through the portal?”

“Thank the heavens, no!” Maud replied, then her eyes widened as she imagined the possibility.

“Ok, sister. I shall call you back in an hour. Try to get some more info in the meantime,” the Empress ended the call. “And grab a drink or two to calm your nerves,” she added to the blank screen.

An hour later, there was a bit more clarity. Apparently, the atmosphere leaked in and out of the portal that was indeed a functioning one. To somewhere. Be it a different spot in the galaxy or something else entirely was unknown. The total lack of invading armies or any other action around the portal showed that while the portal was active, it was as empty on the other side as it was on New Palermo.

After a long meeting, there was a decision- bar the portal, build a base around it to research it, also use the base for better meteorological predictions and keep a small armed force nearby, just in case. Any attempts to penetrate the portal will have to wait until the Empire actually has resources to allocate to it. Until then, it generated quite good physics research.

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New Palermo. Now, with portals

Weirdness of Space

All was going well for Maud de Hauteville. She had discovered the gaia world in Haldar III and continued with the surveying of the system. All was fine and dandy and ordinary routine assignment. Scan a planet, then spend countless hours of boredom while travelling to the new one. Rinse and repeat. Until you jump to the new system and rinse and repeat it there.

Until one day in July 2211, the ship, currently on route from Hadar Ia to scan the sun, was rocked. Something just pushed the ship up-down-left-right. Everyone standing was pushed to the ground and not so gently pushed against the walls and on one very unfortunate occasion, even to the wall. Everyone sleeping was pushed out of their bunks. Everything not nailed safely to surfaces was happily flying around, finding humans to hit.

“The hell”, said Maud, who was hit just outside the bridge. She gathered her senses and stormed to the bridge, finding her crew, alive, though very much more bruised then they were just a few seconds ago.

“The hell was that,” she said. Then, she gazed outside the window. “The hell is that?”

There was a dark mist outside. Engulfing the ship. Maud swore she could see a lightning strike in the distance. Though the ship was in deep space, where lightning strikes are quite rare. At least to Norman knowledge of the space thus far.

One of the less bruised crewmembers replied to her. “My best guess is that this,” she made a general gesture encompassing the mess of inside the bridge “was a result of rapid appearance of this,” gesturing the mist outside.

“Rapid mistification,” said another one. Most did not find it funny.

“Ok,” Maud sat down on the captain's chair. Fastened the seatbelt. It was kinda rusty from the lack of use. I mean, why do you need seatbelts in space? Turns out that in case of stange mist rocking the ship...

“Now, what is that mist?”

“VLUUR seeks. VLUUR finds.” came as an answer to the ship’s communication system. Shipboard AI had chosen to make the voice gloomy and crackling, making everyone jump on their seats.

“The hell was that?” someone welped.

“My best guess is VLUUR,” replied Maud, more calmly. “I somehow imagine that that VLUUR and the mist are connected”

“The energy readings of that thing...” someone whispered. “I have found the VLUUR,” he then bursted out, projecting the information to the screen. A ball of energy, it seemed. Surrounded by mist that engulfs the system.

“Please, oh please tell me it’s not hostile,” someone else said, voice filled with a mix of fear and amazement. “This thing could eat our fleet for breakfast and still be hungry for more. Much more”

“Doesn’t appear to be,” someone said. “More like does not even notice us...”

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The bright bulb is VLUUR. The dark planet is Hadur III, the gaia world, covered in shadows

“Hail the VLUUR. Try to ask what it is seeking and ask that perhaps we can help?” ordered Maud.

The only speaking voice was of the communications officer. Rest of the bridge watched in silence. For seconds. Then, for minutes. Finally, the communication officer raised his head. “The VLUUR is getting the signal. And apparently, ignoring it. No reply, no change in behavior, nothing.”

“Would you try to talk to ants at your feet,” murmured Maud.

“Not friendly. Not hostile. Indifferent,” she added. “And the mist- any adverse effects?”

“Only makes the navigation much harder,” replied one of the pilots. “Otherwise, looks... harmless”

“Of course it had to be Hadar,” mumbled Maud.

Further study was needed and further study was done, as Maud and company kept their eyes of VLUUR as they surveyed the system. It appeared that the VLUUR did not care. And apart from sudden appearance of mist and the difficulties in navigation, it seemed to cause no harm.

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VLUUUR!

Meaning that the future colonists in Hadar will have some nice space-storms to watch.

Exploration on Track

The next system from Vinjim, called Hojjam, had a nice tropical world to it. Quite large, though not much rich in minerals. Something for future colonization, sure. If the Normans manage to win the race to Vinjim, that is.

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New promising worlds

In April 2211, Maud de Hauteville found that perhaps VLUUR is a bit more dangerous then predicted. She found an derelict ship in Hadar. Ship hit by a geomagnetic storm, suspiciously similar to what the VLUUR caused. Apparently, that ship was not as well-prepared as Norman ones, losing life-support and making the crew die in a horrible way. In addition, the ship appeared to belong to Pliff-Plaffs. Normans were nice enough to return the cargo. Pliff-Plaffs were happy.

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Sometimes, good deeds pay

December 2211 saw yet another shocking discovery- once, this region of space had been home to an ancient machine civilization called the “Cybrex”. Little had remained from them, but apparently, they were really into wiping all the organics from the galaxy and were somewhat successful. Nothing remained of them though... Nothing but fragments at least. Normans hoped to find out a bit more at least. At least, it was in Hadar again. Perhaps this was what the VLUUR is searching for?

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Let the hunt for ancient robot aliens begin!

Science Gets Done!

In February 2011, Normans discovered new, efficient methods in building corvettes, cutting the time by a quarter and also, cutting the costs a bit. Followed by more efficient farming technologies in March 2212. Meaning, even less people needed to make enough food to sustain the interstellar civilization.

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More science is always good

Not Angels

On 16th August of 2212, Normans won the race to Vijim. A ship from Angels, suspiciously like a science ship of Normans, was present in the system as the Norman outpost was completed. The route to the North was completed. And the Normans started the construction of their second star castle, securing the system against all hostiles.

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An Angels ships, watching the completion of construction of Norman Vijim outpost

A month later, communications were established with the Angels. It turned out that as far as the names go, the Angles turned out to be a bad choice. For Qopinjaxi were anything but. Unless angels happened to be hideous bugs. Four arms and two legs, chitinous shell and oh god, the face. They were quite talented hideous bugs though, and quick learners.

It is unclear of how they got thus far, but apparently, they were a megacorporation, ruled by a chairman with as iron fist as Empress Adelin. For Qopinjaxi Free Traders were anything but free. Tight corporate structure, your influence was based on a number of stocks you had in the Free Traders corporation and if you had none, you had no vote.

Despite the different power structure, the Qopinjaxi Free Traders were surprisingly similar to humans. Deeply militaristic and autocratic Corporation as opposed to deeply militaristic and autocratic Empire.

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Hey, despite being so not Angels, perhaps we could be friends?

“You know, they’re not half bad,” said Adelin to her husband, Tancred, while preparing for the Christmas Feast of 2212 in Constantinople.

“What?” replied the confused husband, not able to jump into that train of thought.

“Qopinjaxi,” the Empress replied. And added, thoughtfully. “We need some friends. And the Pliff-Plaff don’t look very friendly to me...”

“So, you’re thinking of what? An alliance?”

“Now, let’s not get carried away. Yet. But we could come to a mutual agreement of sorts, perhaps?” the Empress mused, half to herself. “They’re traders, right? Perhaps a trade agreement of sorts? Perhaps, if we let the Free Traders establish some offices on Earth, it will be beneficial to both of us...”

“Trade is worthwhile,” agreed Tancred

“And some joint efforts, in say research...” Adelin continued.”Or some other venues we could cooperate, perhaps? Or securing our flanks, signing a non-aggression pact?”

“That might be useful...” Tancred agreed once again.

“Even some sort of defensive alliance would not be out of the question,” Adelin continued. “Well, once we know more about their neighbours. Don’t want to be dragged into some long wars with superior opposition, of course...”

“This does not sound half as bad as well,” Tancred was feeling kind of yes-mannish already, but hey, nothing to disagree about here.

“I mean, they are hideous, true. But beauty is skin deep after all... Perhaps this is a start of something beautiful...”

The musings of the Empress were disturbed by her tablet, chiming, announcing a new message. The Empress picked it up. Read the message. Cursed to herself.

Tancred, curious, raised an eyebrow.

“Or, perhaps not,” said the Empress with a sigh. “We need other friends.”

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Oh....
 
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As far as the bad things that come with the gaia world go, I think VLUUR is the most harmless. As far as I know, they are not so keen on destroying all the worlds...

And damn, these Angels were like hideous Normans, only more oligarchic. But for some reason, they don't like the Normans much. What? We just blocked their expansion by colonizing Vijim, that's all...

Size 24 Gaia World, and it’s lush too. Very nice find.

And you’re more than welcome for the nomination!

Sometimes, the game smiles upon you. And then, sends something evil to balance things out. :D

Dat Gaia world…! :eek:

Dem VLUUR! :D

That Gaia World's a trick. I dunno how, but it is.

Well, is that enough of a trick?

Yeah, can't lie. Pliff-Plaff is somehow less impressive than Croaks. One mystery alien race solved, two more pop up in its place.

The name makes them sound silly, instead of being bloodthirsty religious rocks. No, wait- perhaps it suits them :D
 
Never seen this VLUUR thing before. How bad is it, potentially?
 
Well, so much for that potential ally. The Qopinjaxi instead find themselves at the top of Future Norman Territory.
 
Good Things Come in Twos
Good Things Come in Twos

Updating the fields

Liang Zhuge was having an existential crisis. He looked at a very simple table. He had already filled in a species name: “Othethi” (result of closing your eyes and slamming on keyboard, because there is a limit to how many names one person had to think of all the new fauna and flora discovered in a new world. He had filled the planet. “Procyon II”. No-brainer, that one. He had filled out the type: “Reptilian”. No questions there.

Then, there was this field, called “Sapient.” With two options. “Yes” and “No”. A bit hesitant, Liang typed “No”. Then, reviewed the findings in his head. Othethi were no intelligent species, that’s for sure. No speech. No culture. No great architectural works. Nothing. Liang chose “No.” Then, instead of saving, he pondered more. Sure, no speech. No culture. Usage of very basic tools. Simple communications between the members of species. Some sorts of social interaction. And enough brainpower. Liang changed it from “No” to “Yes”. And again, mused on the lack of several things that make species sentient that Othethi do not possess.

Othethi were definitely not the most advanced and intelligent alien species. Far from it. They lived their primitive lives in the tundras of Procyon II in groups that could not yet be described as tribes, but then again, these were more than packs. They did not possess fire, but Normans had observed members taking rocks and using other rocks to sharpen them and then use these rocks for hunting- or cutting prey.

“They’re like our ancestors, a few million years ago,” pondered Liang. “Back in the good old times of Lucy,” referring to the famous australopithecus.

Then, it hit him. “Open a channel to Earth,” he told the intercom. “To Bureau of Exploration”

After a minute, he was chatting with a bored-looking bureaucrat from Earth. “What do you need, mr. Zhuge,” the man said, most likely emphasising the fact that Zhuge did not have Hauteville anywhere in his name, while she most likely did.

Liang shrugged. Then again, he was orbiting a new world no human had set their foot upon before, in a system with two magnificent yellow-white dwarf stars. She might be Hauteville, but she is still in a stuffed office somewhere back on Earth.

“I need a field updated,” Liang started.

“Oh,” the bureaucrat said without much enthusiasm. “What field?”

“Sentience for discovered species,” replied Liang.

The bureaucrat checked. “That’s a simple Yes/no value, right?”

Liang nodded.

“What else do you need there?”

“Not yet” said Liang, with a grin on his face.

It took a while for the bureaucrat to process this. Then, it hit her.

“Any practical applications for this?” Adelin enquired a bit later.

Liang just shrugged. “No, not yet. Too primitive to be invaded. I don’t think they are intelligent enough to understand being conquered. Or the concept of conquest...”

The Empress sighed. Interesting, sure. Useful, no.

“If,” Liang continued thoughtfully. “If we could give them a push in the right direction...”

“Meaning?” asked the Empress.

“Meaning we enhance their intelligence. Well, uplift them, in layman’s terms. Then we’d have a species in our Empire who is used to more colder climates. Could be useful”

“Is this a viable plan now?” the Empress enquired.

“Not with our current level of technology,” Liang replied, with true sadness in his voice. “But perhaps some day...”

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You know what, ignore the presapients. Procyon just looks bloody amazingly beautiful

Exploring and Diplomating

In October 2212, Normans got their first rival. Empress Adelin claimed that the Normans had a strong dislike to Pliff-Plaff and from there on, would consider them as their mortal enemy. The Pliff-Plaff replied a bit later, claiming that they could not stand Normans as well.

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When influence is more important then good relations

Followed by Normans declaring Qopinjaxi as their rivals too, in August 2215. Two encountered civilizations, two rivals. Wonder if it is the aliens or the Normans?

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And up yours too, Pallyt

Long-range scans from Norman outposts showed that the Kharasta system, near the Pliff-Plaff border, was home for amoebas. Usually, only a single large one with several small ones roamed the skies. This one had a total of 9 big ones in it. The system was declared a “No-go zone”. Fortunately, it was not a key system.

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Not going there. No way.

Encounter in Eissam

“Get us the fuck out of here Now!!” screamed Serril de Hauteville. The fact that he did that just a few seconds after entering Essam was a clue that something was really amiss.

The fact that his crew obeyed without a second thought was another indicator.

“Sire, I have initiated a hyperjump!” said the navigator a few seconds later. Then, with a much lower voice, added, “Countdown 5 days and counting.”

“They will not get to us before, will they?” asked Serril, watching nervously as the unknown ships changed direction and started an intercept course towards the Normans.

“Thank the gods for the vastness of space,” said the navigator. “About a month off”

The system was filled to the brim with formidable space stations, with guns pointing out from every direction. A fleet, with bigger and more formidable ships then Normans thought to be possible. And one ship, especially large in size, dwarfing all the rest. Looking more powerful then everything else combined.

These were nerve-wracking five days. Normans were unsure if the enemy fleet and grand ship, still moving to their direction, did not have any especially long-range weapons that would annihilate the poor, stationary, undefended science ship, desperately trying to get the hell out of there.

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Image taken a bit after the Squire escaped. Imagine how horrible it must have looked.

The Normans recorded everything though. Every piece of conversation. Every transmission. And sent them to Earth, so even in case the “Squire” would be no more, the folks back home would still get their information. And perhaps revenge, but looking at the power of the ships, Normans had a long way to go before they could compete.

It ended well though. Five days later, the “Squire” jumped back to Lessim. And then, went to a well-deserved vacation back on Earth. All of them came back.

“Something interesting though,” said Serril to the Empress. “We picked up the communication from whoever inhabited the system, and there was plenty, let me tell you. That was not all though. We picked up another set of communications. More faint. Different style and encryption. Not from Eissam, but from nearby system.”

“So, bloodthirsty aliens from Eissam and someone else?” asked the Empress.

Serril nodded. Two contacts indeed.

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Picking up not one, but two signals

Exploring, continued

In May 2213, Normans adopted yet another expansion tradition. Establishing a courier network, allowing the Normans to control the vast amount of space that is already the Hauteville Empire more efficiently.

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Soon done with the Expansion

In September 2213, Maud de Hauteville was glad that Liang had updated the sentience field with “Not yet”, for she was having a similar issue in Tystra, a system one jump from Hadar. This time, on a second world orbiting yet another yellow-white dwarf, a mammalian species called Adnorans were roaming the vast savannahs of the world. Not yet achieved sapience. No longer simple beasts.

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When it rains, it pous

The good news was that if there was some sort of uplifting, the Normans would be able to cover all the known biospheres. The bad news was that if there would ever be some uplifting, it is still decades, if not centuries, away.

March 2214 saw the ending of construction of the second Norman space castle in Vinjim. Though the weapons were still a work in progress, the structure stood there as a strong deterrent for the enemy to even think about entering Norman space. Plus, it looked cool.

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The second space castle. Looks just amazing.

In July 2214, Anthony Feldman discovered an abandoned, but still kind of functioning shipyard around Ashypso. Even better, abandoned in the middle of a ship construction. A huge cruiser, half-completed, was still in one of the bays. And in surprisingly good condition. Serril reported findings to the Earth, and then, a nearby construction ship took over. Their crew did their best to salvage what they can and this resulted in the first cruiser of the Empire.

Aptly named “Salvage”, the new Derelict-class cruiser was beyond anything the Normans had seen. Her weapon systems were far superior to the current Norman ones. High-frequency laser coupled with cannons shooting molten plasma. Her reactor core was beyond compare. Her engines were of kind that Norman engineers thought to be theoretically possible. Her shields were beyond compare, and so were her sensors. It came even with an advanced shipboard computer.

In short, “Salvage” was a ship that was faster and more powerful then the entire Norman fleet. Combined.

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Cruiser Salvage. More powerful then the entire Norman fleet combined

Shortly, Serril de Hauteville followed suit, discovering yet another abandoned shipyard in Omaggus. The results were not as spectacular, for this produced only a sole frigate, but the Dark Wanderer was still superior to all of the Norman corvettes and was a worthy addition to the Norman fleet.

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Again. When it rains, it pours.

March 2213 saw Maud de Hauteville finding something incredible. Someone had thought of planetoid-class thrusters and attached them to one of the small planetoids in the Japris system, at the edge of the galaxy. Even better, these thrusters were ion-based and they were totally reverse-engineerable, so the Normans now have better thrust.

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Hello, better engines

Again, it was Serril who followed suit. He found a strange light-show in the frozen planet of Omaggus VII. Upon inspection, it turned out to be a crashed alien ship, with their weapons still intact, occasionally firing into the ice. A spectacular sight, but even better- these lasers were superior to the ones the Normans use and Serril and his crew were able to reverse-engineer these as well.

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Serril, keeping up with Maud

Two scientists managed to save Normans years of research and development.

Science Gets Done

February 2214 saw newer, better practices in developing colonies. Like the idea that when deploying colony ships, it is much easier to deep freeze the colonists. This way, they need much less space and can stuff more colonists aboard- and make much longer journeys as well. Followed by much more improved society and engineering research in December 2214.

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Useful stuff, all

Djunn

“First, we have the religious rocks,” said the Empress.

“And now, you are telling me that we have fanatical religious fungi, living in the huge space stations and worshipping some sort of She of the Void?” she continued, looking at the head of the translation team.

Who just nodded and said: “Yes, that is the case, sire”

“Religious mushrooms who will murder anyone entering their systems?” the Empress continued. “Doesn’t seem very religious to me...”

“The Aztecs were also deeply religious people,” the woman replied, not phased by the Empress at all.

“True,” admitted the Empress

“And burn the unbelievers has been a trademark of Christians for quite a long time as well,” she reminded the Empress.

“Also true...”

“Are they a threat to us?” the Empress changed the subject

“At their present state? I doubt it. Too fractured to even agree upon anything. We might suffer an occasional small raid on nearby systems, but they cannot mount a proper offensive at their current state,” the woman replied.

“But what if they become united?”

“Then we’re doomed,” said the woman calmly.

“Anything we can do about that?”

“Yes. Become stronger then them.”

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Not the best neighbors to have.
 
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It seems like good things do indeed come in twos.
Two pre-sentient species. Covering just the right biospheres.
Two rivalries
Two discoveries that boost Norman ships
Two additional ships
Two first contacts. Though I would not call the Djunn a good thing.

Ouch. Never fun when the AI you would like to ally with Rivals you out of the blue.

Not our of the blue though. After all, I did take Vinjim from right under their nose and blocked their expansion. Well, hopefully blocked their expansion. I'd be pissed too!

Never seen this VLUUR thing before. How bad is it, potentially?

Harmless, until you attack it, really. It gives a ship speed debuff and i think also makes ships fire slower, but otherwise, it just makes the system go misty and lightning. Of all the things that could come with a good gaia world, this is the most harmless one :D

Well, so much for that potential ally. The Qopinjaxi instead find themselves at the top of Future Norman Territory.

Yeah. Eventually. I'm not sure when i'll strike though.

Yes!!! Just caught up, and loving this. Great story, very engaging and good AAR posts. :)

Thanks for your kind words! Glad to have you and glad you liked it! :)
 
Normans and rivalry, a pair we all knew was coming. The new tech is great news.
 
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I love any game where you can say the words, 'Those fanatically religious space mushrooms will surely destroy us all!'
 
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It seems to be a very hostile galaxy for the Normans so far. Hopefully they can either find a good ally or surpass everyone else's strength put together... without starting an arms race...
 
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So far, only rivals and enemies. But some good luck with the rng otherwise! :D Surely thr Normans will find their bff soon. Any plans for a confederacy if that happens?
 
“Are they a threat to us?” the Empress changed the subject

“At their present state? I doubt it. Too fractured to even agree upon anything. We might suffer an occasional small raid on nearby systems, but they cannot mount a proper offensive at their current state,” the woman replied.

“But what if they become united?”

“Then we’re doomed,” said the woman calmly.

“Anything we can do about that?”

“Yes. Become stronger then them.”
This might be the most succinct and accurate description of Stellaris gameplay I've ever seen. :)
 
Saved?
Saved?

J’Ohn was about to die. He knew there was nothing he could do about it. He knew it would not be quick. Quite the opposite. It would be slow, and every moment will be full of pain and agony. He also knew that the only thing he could do is not to give any pleasure to his tormentors. No screams of pain would part from his lips. He would not beg for mercy, but laugh at the face of death. It would be hollow. He knew that as well.

Tied to a wooden platform, unable to move a single inch of his body. Platform, slightly tilted, so he could see the city. His city. Or, rather, that his city could see him. Could see his suffering, could see the life flowing out from him, slowly, painfully. So they could watch him and know that the same fate awaits them.

Man’Doran is smart. Nothing hits the morale of the defenders then watching their (hopefully) beloved leader die. Just outside the reach of their arrows, but close enough to see it all.

He had to be smart. And cunning. And devious. After all, he was the greatest conqueror of all times. A coup in one of the small cities resulted in Man’Doran becoming their ruler. Now, little over 20 years later, he controlled two biggest islands, several small ones and in total, over 100 cities, making it the biggest Empire by far. Yet, his lust for power and land was not sated. Not by a long term.

When Man’Doran set his sights on J’Ohn’s lands, J’Ohn was not surprised at all. After all, the land of Konga was the third biggest island in the area. Known for her fertile grounds, lush forests and countless people. J’Ohn was not worried much though, for the fleet of Konga was beyond compare. Their sailors were the best. Their ships were the fastest, sleekest and they had taken down any invasion fleet thus far. In hindsight, he should have been worried. Instead, they sailed out to the sea, going to stop the plans of Man’Doran before he could land his armies on their island.

The seamanship of the Kongas was proved in battle that day. They inflicted horrendous casualties on Man’Doran’s fleet. Their sleek ships rammed the enemy without mercy. Their archers cleared the top of the enemy decks. Their marines jumped fearlessly to enemy ships and slaughtered the enemy crews. Just. The muscles of the rowers started to ache. They started becoming tired. The archers were running out of arrows. And out of archers too, for the enemy had their own that fired back. And every time the marines came back, few were left behind, dead or wounded.

Man’Doran knew he could not compete in quality. So he focused on quality. His fleet outnumbered the Kongans about 6-1. Fresh forces entering the fray as the tired Kongas were becoming more and more exhausted, losing more and more soldiers and ships as the battle progressed. J’Ohn had not taken into the consideration the resources Man’Doran was willing to put behind his victory, and he paid the price. His ship, isolated. His soldiers, massacred. Himself, knocked out.

The remnants of his fleet scattered and ran. If they made it, J’Ohn did not know. What he knew that he was not able to stop Man’Doran from landing his armies. They were there. Camped around his city, his beloved capital. He watched the people of Konga, gathered on walls, watching in silence. Watching him. Feeling desperation. He lifted his gaze a bit higher, at the tall towers in the center of the city. Reaching above everything else. His palace. His home. Where his wife and children wait for him. So close, but yet, so far.

Then, a figure stood between him and his city. Bulky figure. Full of muscles and malice in his eyes. Holding a huge hammer. Man’Doran. J’Ohn knew what would happen. He would use this hammer to crush his bone. He did not knew which. Then, he would leave him be. Return later. Crush another one. And keep doing it for even days, before the mixture of wounds, dehydration and overexposure to the sun kills him.

Grinning, Man’Doran raised his hammer. J’Ohn wanted nothing more then to close his eyes, but he also knew it would give his tormentor huge pleasure, so he decided that this will not happen.

Thanks to that, he was able to see the full extent of events. The grin of Man’Doran widened, as he held his hammer high, deciding where to strike. Then, there was a little sound. Like *plop*. And the grin disappeared. Along with the rest of Man’Doran’s head. Leaving behind a cloud of blood, brains, skull and skin that for a microsecond, stood still, like deciding what to do. Then, splattered all over the place.

It took Man’Doran’s body a few seconds to realize that the monster was in serious lack of head. Then, when the realization hit, the hammer fell from his hands and the body toppled over, falling just on top of J’Ohn.

Unbeknownst to J’Ohn and the others, more then half a kilometer away, perched on top of the hill, a sniper put aside his rifle and with a satisfied grin, talked to his headset. “Roger here. Target is down. A clean kill.”

“Roger, Roger. Keep the area clear” said the voice in the headphone. “Rest, prepare for phase two”

There was no panic. Not yet. Mostly, there was confusion. And sudden anxiety. Man’Doran soldiers, nobles and priests ran around like headless chickens, trying to grasp what happened. Few tried to approach their Headless Former Emperor, but this resulted in a few more plops and some Headless Henchman, keeping company to their former liege. Rest learned to keep away.

Meanwhile, the confusion continued to spread inside the camp. It reached the small bay where Man’Doran’s fleet was parked. Until every soldier knew their Emperor was dead, headless and no soldier knew why or what had happened.

When the confusion reached its height, J’Ohn heard a sound. Or more, a roar. Multiple roars. Sound like he had never heard before. Clacks of metal combined with something completely alien to his ears. He could tilt himself enough to turn himself into the direction of the sound.

J’Ohn would wipe his eyes in disbelief if he wasn’t totally tied up. From the nearby woods, chariots emerged. Huge chariots. Metal chariots. Making infernal noises. Moving with speed he did not know was possible. And though he squinted his eyes the best he could, he did not see any bruhk pulling the chariots. They were moving on their own.

The army of the Headless Emperor watched with J’Ohn, not knowing how to react as the chariots, around 50 of them, moved closer and closer to them. Until in unison, there appeared fire from long pipes in front of them. Followed by a whistling sound and then, huge booms as columns of fire emerged from inside the army, blowing up soldiers nearby, wounding and pushing away these a bit further.

Now, the confusion thought it would be a fine time to change to panic, as most of the soldiers of Man’Doran dropped their weapons and ran. Towards the only place they knew would be safe- to their ships. This mad dash actually killed off more then the booms, for the soldiers had only one goal- be on these ships. Pushing aside others, trampling over their fallen comrades. Everything goes.

As the panicked masses that used to be soldiers rushed towards the ships, the chariots reached the camp. Then, came to a halt. One, a mere meters away fron J’Ohn. It still made a horrible sound, but at lower volume. The pipe mounted on top of the turret pointed towards the fleeing soldiers, but no fire emerged. Instead, a hatch opened on top and a figure jumped out.

It’s smooth skin was the first thing that caught J’Ohn’s attention. As much of it was visible from his weird clothing, spotted, in different shades of green loose-fit outfit that offered no apparent protection. Then, it was the lack of its ears. No, J’Ohn corrected himself. It had ears. Just they were just so weirdly small. The same with its beak. Almost non-existent. With a separate hole for...feeding?

J’Ohn was still struggling to figure out if he should be panicking or relieved or something in between when the creature locked his eyes with his. With firm steps, it started moving towards him, brandishing his knife while walking. Now, J’Ohn was ready to pick panic, but his eyes stopped at the knife. It looked sharp. Gleaming under the sun. Craftsmanship in a class J’Ohn did not know was possible.

The creature reached J’Ohn. Headless Man’Doran still perched on top of him. Without any respect, the creature lifted his leg and pushed the former Emperor of over 100 cities away. The Emperor rolled a few times and then, became still again, leaving J’Ohn free of his weight. Then, the creature took his knife and reached for J’Ohn. Who still decided to end his life bravely and not close his eyes.

To his surprise, the creature did not cut him open. Instead, he cut the ropes. J’Ohn fell down, from shock, exhaustion and surprise. Only to see the creature extend his weird, smooth hand. An universal gesture of offering help. Hesitantly, J’Ohn extended his own and the creature pulled him up.

“J’Ohn, I presume?” the creature then said in surprisingly not bad Kongan.

“Yes,” said J’Ohn, not knowing what to be the most surprised about.

“My boss. Meet you. Wants. Coming?” the creature said. Then, gazed down on J’Ohn, half-naked, covered in blood and bits of brais of Man’Doran. “Bath first?” he suggested

“Yes, bath, good idea, please,” mumbled one utterly confused ruler of Konga.

“Need lift,” the creature asked, pointing at his metal chariot. “Or walk?”

Something in the look of his eyes told J’Ohn that the creature would expect him to walk. Therefore, he said: “Yes, please!”

The creature looked surprised for a minute. Then, his mouth turned into something that looked like a grin. He jumped on his chariot. Not bothering to go inside, just sat on top. Offered a hand to J’Ohn, who decided to climb on his own instead. The chariot was metallic indeed, warm under mid-day sun and to J’Ohn, it sounded like it was purring, slowly.

Then, J’Ohn looked towards the bay, where the soldiers of Man’Doran were still rushing for the ships. “What about them?” he asked

“Bit wait, please,” the man told.

The first ships had taken off, half-empty, not bothering to wait for the soldiers. The bay was filled with people, trying to swim to the ships, and their screams were heard even back here. More and more ships had taken off, rowers pulling in full speed. Some ships were more full, some more empty. There were crashes, as each was only looking out for the fastest way out of there.

Then, the creature held a small pipe near his mouth and spoke some unknown words into it. It then looked to J’Ohn and with even a wider grind, told him “Now”

J’Ohn did not understand what it meant. Then, he heard something. A roar. From a distance, but even then, he could tell it was much louder than the roar of the chariots. It grew louder and louder, and it came from the sky. Three small dots in the sky, making an infernal sound. As they became closer, it became more and more deafening.

The enemy ships continued sailing, but the soldiers on shore stood suddenly still, gazing to the direction.

It was beats. Flying beasts. That flyed low, passing J’Ohn at the blink of an eye. As they flew past the enemy fleet, they started spewing fire, adding another sound to their infernal noise. The wooden ships of Man’Doran were not designed for this. They caught fire like dry grass in high summer. With one flyover, the fleet was mostly destroyed and the roaming sound slowly subsides as the best slowly disappeared over the horizon.

“We done. Take you city now,” said the creature and banged loudly on his chariot. “Hold on!”

The metal beast reacted. It started to roar. Pulled back a bit and changed it’s facing to city. J’Ohn could still see his people in the walls, no doubt as clueless and confused as he was. Then, the beast jerked and started moving. J’Ohn almost fell, if the creatures hand had not caught him. “Hold on,” the creature repeated.

The rest of the chariots started moving towards the beach. One of them started screaming. Loudly, more loudly then J’Ohn had thought to be possible for a voice to carry. “Lie down and you will be spared. Keep standing and you will be killed. If you happen to be taking a swim, swim to the beach and lie down,” it repeated over and over again.

Most soldiers did follow the orders. Few stood, defiant. And soon, as headless as their former Emperor. Making even the most stubborn ones to lie down, either by understanding that there is no hope or by, well, simple biology. You can’t keep on standing up if you lack the brain to give you the orders. After most soldiers of Man’Doran were face down on sand or mud, J’Ohn saw another group emerging from the woods. Apparently, infantry with some other kind of chariots. Then, his chariot took a turn and he lost sight of it.

Some of the ships had survived. Their rowers did their best to make the ships sail as fast as possible as they tried to increase the distance between the unknown threat and themselves. Unknown to themselves, being harbingers of doom, bringing news to the Empire of Man’Doran that they are short of an Emperor, one army and one fleet.

At the same time, the chariot had picked up speed, reaching pace J’Ohn did not think possible. He was too busy keeping himself on top that he did not have time to think or wonder. Gazing at the creature next to him though- he seemed to be enjoying this breakneck ride.

Until the chariot reached the city gates and came to a halt. His city, doomed just an hour ago. To be burned and pillaged by soldiers of Man’Doran. Her inhabitants either killed off or taken as slaves. In a ways, it was clear and simple. Now, though, now J’Ohn had bigger problems. Like what do the unknown creatures want? Was he and his people saved? Or were they still doomed?

To be continued...
 
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And now, for something completely different. :D
Instead of adventures of Normans, you get adventures of J'Ohn, the ruler of Konga. I'm sure you get a better idea of what is really going on then poor J'Ohn, but I thought it would be fun to write it from another perspective. Just, it seems that this will be a two-part story...

Normans and rivalry, a pair we all knew was coming. The new tech is great news.

Hey, it's not my fault that Stellaris encourages rivalry! After all, influence is one of the rarest resources in the game. And I need a lot!
They had it coming!

I love any game where you can say the words, 'Those fanatically religious space mushrooms will surely destroy us all!'

When you put it like that, it sounds even better! :D

It seems to be a very hostile galaxy for the Normans so far. Hopefully they can either find a good ally or surpass everyone else's strength put together... without starting an arms race...

It's just two civilizations plus one set of religious, murderous space pirate mushrooms. Too early to tell.
But let's just say it's the Normans after all. They would love a good arms race!

So far, only rivals and enemies. But some good luck with the rng otherwise! :D Surely thr Normans will find their bff soon. Any plans for a confederacy if that happens?

I think that yes, I would not mind a federation. Especially the one where i'm in charge :D
But it requires traditions. And there are others that are priority. So, sometime, perhaps.

This might be the most succinct and accurate description of Stellaris gameplay I've ever seen. :)

Applies to every Paradox game as well, I think :D

Always nice when you find that cruiser early on.

Yeah, this gives a really good edge. And if sent first, it can draw fire, leaving corvettes a bit out of harm's way. Always nice indeed.
 
Ah, so an invasion of a primitive world.

To further elaborate upon the cruiser, I find it’s often useful for scouting too, as it has superior sensors to the rest of the fleet at the time.
 
Well, at least Normans get some practice in, even if it's mostly shooting fish in a barrel for them given the absurdly wide gap of power.
 
I believe J'Ohn will at best be a puppet ruler of his planet. At best.
 
Of course the Normans love fighting and dangerous creatures.