Paradox Advent Calendar #9

[Susana]

It's time for another regular on the forum, and since today is the Paradox Christmas party this profile seemed like the perfect fit!

Name: Fredrik Zetterman [Tegus]
Paradox role: Deluxe programmer
What I enjoy most about my work: Coming up with cool solutions to difficult problems and implementing them; it's so satisfying to see parts of code perform even better than you expected it to do
Little known fact: A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Weird talent: Can sound like a water drop hitting the surface of water! *ploop*!
Best Paradox moment: Dismantling the Holy Roman Empire in the EU3 office multiplayer session, everyone bow down to the Novgorodians!
Family secret: Stairs are excellent for protection

 

[Alexspeed]

I allready suspected you had zombies working at the office, thanks for confirming my suspicion

 

[RedRalphWiggum]

Good oul Tegus! He's the most typically Scandinavian-looking guy I ever saw.

 

[Jarno]

dam what have you done

 

[Tegus]

dam what have you done

I fell down the stairs...

No, actually I joined the Stockholm Zombie Walk

 

[Tegus]

Good oul Tegus! He's the most typically Scandinavian-looking guy I ever saw.

So, essentially Scandinavians look like zombies?

 

[Golwar]

Family secret: Stairs are excellent for protection

Uh? You need protection from your family? Or must they keep their related Zombie at distance?

So, essentially Scandinavians look like zombies?

Not to mention the smell!

 

[Darkrenown]

I dunno, the Swedes don't smell that bad. You get used to it.

 

[gigau]

What was the song you sang when you arrived at Paradox ?

 

[Tegus]

What was the song you sang when you arrived at Paradox ?

Since I didn't want to outperform everyone with my beautiful singing voice, I sang "Level 1-1" from Super Mario Bros. I even included the death tune when Mario was killed by a Goomba.

 

[RedRalphWiggum]

So, essentially Scandinavians look like zombies?

You're the guy who tells us you were at the 'Zombie Parade' as if it's something every city has! Dublin has a zombie parade every single day, but it's just the junkies wandering around the quays...

 

[safferli]

Since I didn't want to outperform everyone with my beautiful singing voice, I sang "Level 1-1" from Super Mario Bros. I even included the death tune when Mario was killed by a Goomba.

I love you even more after this quote!

 

[gigau]

Since I didn't want to outperform everyone with my beautiful singing voice, I sang "Level 1-1" from Super Mario Bros. I even included the death tune when Mario was killed by a Goomba.

Nice one :rofl:

 

[Darkrenown]

You're the guy who tells us you were at the 'Zombie Parade' as if it's something every city has! Dublin has a zombie parade every single day, but it's just the junkies wandering around the quays...

Pfft, Glasgow has a zombie walk. Everywhere that's anywhere has a zombie walk!

 

[RedRalphWiggum]

Pfft, Glasgow has a zombie walk. Everywhere that's anywhere has a zombie walk!

I don't mind playing second fiddle to Stockholm, but to Glasgow?!?!?!? Things are bad... are you sure you aren't just thinking of fans of a certain football club wandering through Govan?

 

[safferli]

I don't mind playing second fiddle to Stockholm, but to Glasgow?!?!?!? Things are bad... are you sure you aren't just thinking of fans of a certain football club wandering through Govan?

Talk is cheap. Darkrenown moved from Scotland to Stockholm, so the Glasgow Zombie Walk can't be that great!

 

[TheDarkside]

To d o a proper zombie walk one should get totally hammered the night before and go on only 3 hours sleep. Everyone knows this. In that photo Tegus looks far too well rested and aware to portray a zombie.

 

[safferli]

To d o a proper zombie walk one should get totally hammered the night before and go on only 3 hours sleep. Everyone knows this. In that photo Tegus looks far too well rested and aware to portray a zombie.

Who knows, he might just be an incredible handsome guy, and that picture up there is how he looks like after only 2 hours of sleep and 25 beers!

 

[Tegus]

Who knows, he might just be an incredible handsome guy, and that picture up there is how he looks like after only 2 hours of sleep and 25 beers!

Pretty much this, but you forgot about the 10 vodka shots I also drank

 

[Golwar]

I don't mind playing second fiddle to Stockholm, but to Glasgow?!?!?!? Things are bad... are you sure you aren't just thinking of fans of a certain football club wandering through Govan?

Haha, that was mean. But I'm not really sure if we should classify this event as football. Zombies or not.