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HREmperor said:
Who the hell would buy a clicker game? Tons of people play free ones but no one would buy one(except for Pdx fanboys who'd pay $60 for a piece of Groogy's hair).
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GROOGYS HAIR IS ONLY 60 BUCKS! GIV ME LINKS DAMMIT! AH MUST HAV EET!!!!

in all seriousness, this is a hilarious joke thread. don't take anything seriously... except groogys hair. those can go to loyal shrine everywhere.
 
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I'll construct a Stupa in honour of Groogy if someone is willing to shave his head.

Buddha's bones are still preserved and worshipped by millions in Stupas. I have the fortune of living extremely close to one. Why not one for every piece of hair? :p
 
Parapluman said:
This is waaay more money than there is in the world, this would be enough to buy billions of earths.
It's safe to say that if paradox indeed earned the aforementioned $7*10^78 then the inflation of such a fortune would most definitely hurt the Swedish economy. It would more likely than not cause a worldwide market meltdown, that would result in the largest financial crisis in history.

So for the sake of the future of this planet I implore you not to share your secret moneymaking scheme with Paradox, or indeed anyone.
The world thanks you for sacrifice.
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Or Paradox will start colonizing all of the planets
 
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Torugu said:
The worst part is... I would play it...
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Even worse, I'd probably quickly rack up more hours on it than I have on the "serious" Pdx titles.
 
Biggie Smalls said:
Everyone loves to form nations, working their way up from a one province minor and eating their neighbors to become a new nation and then proceeding to eat their new neighbors. What else do people love? Clickers.

Calm down, I know you can already feel your wallets doubling in mass from the shear amount of potential money forming a rift between the realm of plausibility and reality but I have yet to get to the point.

Make a clicker game about forming nations
You can gain manpower by clicking on the country and use that manpower to annex territory or sacrifice it to Hephaestus to gain buildings that increase the rate of man power, and eventually when people inevitably get tired of the game, add a new dimension or let them expand into space or even conquer heaven itself!

Now I have already done the figures, taken into consideration the existing PDS fanbase, the fanbase of clicker games, and the potential draw it might have from the strategy crowd as a whole and I have come up with this number:

$7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Now that might seem meager right now, but this is simply within the first 24 hours of the games release, by the end of the month I have predicted that this number will have squared or even cubed.

Now of course I will only require 0.0002% of the profits for having come up with this ingenious idea, just enough to afford a fleet of squids equipped with gold-titanium alloy armor equipped with heats seeking rockets so I can establish a state in western Italy where only the rich will be allowed to look at much less live there. :)
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Western Italy is dotted with sad beach resorts and outdated disco clubs for the local guidos... There are much cooler places that could be conquered with squids. Like Atlantis.
 
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