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Oho! The blind lion is back! This is going to be a very interesting duel to come.
My spidey sense is telling me that Frederico will die horribly but here's hoping that he doesn't.
With all these worlds coming into contact, I'm sure that there will be no lack of exciting events in the future.
 
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Ah, so many plots.
 
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February 24th, 778, Melun, Paris
It was Bertrada who had warned him of the danger, Bertrada whom had prevailed upon her sole remaining son not to change his cupbearer, as was his habit of doing so when he tired of the old one or felt it time for some other enterprising young lad at court be given the distinction. Karloman had resisted, but it was his mother’s bringing him conclusive evidence of the conspiracy on the night prior to the feast of St Matthias.



Thus it was with horror that the conspirators arrived on the morning of the planned feast day to the Emperor’s announcement that his son Pepin would serve as his cupbearer for the evening.



“Someone’s ratted on us!” hissed Loup to Theodoric in an urgent tone as they mounted the horses they would ride for the hunt that would take up most of the assembled lords activities. Karloman, though privately no fan of such events, had followed the proper protocol by being at the head of the party, accompanied, unusually, by his son.



“Not here,” Theodoric gestured in a low voice, noticing some of the watching eyes of their fellow peers upon them, “If they have, then we’re already dead, Karloman does not take kindly to such schemes.”


Unless they benefit him Loup thought savagely, well aware of the role he himself had played in such a role. Well if all else, I will be safe from retribution, he thought. Karloman knew full well that Loup knew far too much about how Karl had REALLY died to visit any such retribution upon him. The embarrassment of being unmasked as a kinslayer before all his realms was one the Emperor was not prepared to risk. Let Karloman have Theodoric, and all the other conspirators if he must, for Loup was prepared to sacrifice them to ensure his own survival.



The hunt passed amicably, and even Karloman seemed to be enjoying himself. If he was aware of the plotters identities, or their growing discomfiture with the feeling that they might have been discovered, he gave no sign of it.



It wasn’t until midway through the first course of that night’s feast, after a frightened Theodoric had frantically whispered to Loup that they’d best call off the plan to try another night, now that the Emperor’s cupbearer could not be trusted or intimidated into letting them slip something into his goblet, that Karloman’s mood seemed to shift, as he called for silence among the assembled lords.



“My friends,” The Emperor stated, “It is with sad news that I must interrupt our wondrous festivities. For I fear the clouds of war are gathering once more. Our Lombard enemy stirs once more.”



Theodoric stared at Loup, What was he doing?



“I fear for the future of peace between our realms,” Karloman continued, eyes scanning the room carefully, “For the Fraticelli uprising in Italy threatens the Pontiff in Rome in his dominions, granted to him by my father, the great Pepin, who set the boundary between his lands and the lands of the Lombards. I will not condone any violation of those borders that are contrary to my father’s arrangements.”


Theodoric noticed one of Karloman’s scribes sitting in the corner of the room, scribbling furiously. No doubt he wanted this address recorded for posterity.



“If the Lombards make a move on the Papal lands, we must be ready for war to take up arms in defense of the rightful representative of Christendom. For in God’s own name, we have fought the Saxons, and if need be, we will battle the Lombards as well, no matter how many frothing heretics the Lombards conjure up.”

He paused, as if waiting for applause for one long moment, before continuing,



“Regardless, I hope you enjoyed your feast for tonight, but be prepared to come at my calling when you return to your own lands friends, for I fear I shall be seeing you all again sooner than expected…”



“What on earth was that about?” Theodoric whispered to Loup as they left the hall under cover of dark, “I thought for sure we were discovered,”


“I don’t know,” Loup replied in a frustrated voice, “but since we’re not dead, I’ll assume we aren’t discovered. The plan will have to change, but it’s still on.”


“Next time?”

“Next time,” Loup nodded, with that savage grin.



“I’m sure it’s them,” Karloman was saying to Bertrada at the same time, “They looked terrified when I rose to say something, and then relieved when I spoke of something else.”


“You probably should’ve had them arrested right then,” she told him.



“And risk half my lords turning against me?” Karloman demanded, “No,” he shook his head, “They haven’t done anything yet, and if I arrest them solely on your say-so, they’ll say you rule me, and I won’t need the Lombards to destroy me, my own lords cries of tyranny will do it first.”

“Perhaps,” she considered, “But you play a dangerous game.”

“All games worth winning are dangerous Mother,” said Karloman, giving a fleeting grin in spite of the peril before reverting back to a more subdued expression. “Watch them, and alert me when they try to move. But nothing more, not yet. Until I have incontrovertible proof of their actions, I’ll do nothing.”

“Will you take them with you to Italia?”

“I’ll have to, but don’t worry, I shan’t be unprotected.” Karloman’s face was now set in a grim line, “In any case, it’ll be months before we can march. If the Lombards lose their patience and send Gisela back soon, it’ll take a while to marshal our forces. They may well strike at me before then.”



“They may,” she agreed. “Very well, I’ll respect your wishes, and leave it in the lap of God for now.”

“Thank you,” Karloman nodded, face softening, and he squeezed one of her gnarled hands gently, “But do say a few extra prayers. Just in case.”

OOC: A shorter update than intended, but I haven't uploaded in about a week and making y'all wait so paitently much longer wouldn't be fair. Next post will cover what's happening with the Lombards and Gisela a bit more as well. War is definitely coming, but the conspiracy is still in the wings...
 
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If he did that his brother would still be alive.
And if Karl had done that, he might be as well.

Still, Bertrada's not always right, as her losing Karl in the first place shows. Perhaps there is something to be gained by smoking out the traitors by letting them expose themselves...
Or perhaps it'll all blow up in Karloman's face. Who can say?
 
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Well if all else, I will be safe from retribution,
I think Loup is forgetting that dead men tell no tales.

All the pieces are falling into place, I expect that Karloman and the Pope will have a lot of talking to do once they meet.
As for the plot...the conspirators are thwarted for now and it might be wise to send them to the front lines, accidents do happen...

I'm looking forward to hearing about poor Gisela and how this new deteriorating situation is affecting her.
 
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Pavia, Lombardy 779



The addition of the Blind Lion Maurad to the retinue of King Adelchis proved itself a major boon to Lombard preparations for war. The Blind Lion knew Karloman well, they had established, and was a treasure trove of information about Frankish battle tactics and military organisation.

“The cavalry component is the key to Karloman’s successes in Saxony,” the old blind man explained to the enraptured Frederico and Adelchis, “He usually commands it himself as a reserve, subject to variation on terrain and battle order. Karloman does lead from the front when the reserve charges, but make no mistake, he is no reckless fool, to charge in heedlessly. He will wait for you to make a mistake, and then have the cavalry reserve pounce on it once it is primed to have maximum effect.”

“And how do I stop him doing that?” Adelchis asked.



“Don’t make any mistakes,” The old man replied, with the ghost of a grin. He had found himself thoroughly enjoying his new role, for his new King was considerably less sullen and withdrawn than his old one. And if nothing else, it would show Karloman the error of his ways, for stripping him of his titles and positions.



“I give Karloman a year at most before he comes for you,” The old blind man spoke again, “You send him back his sister, and he’ll have his pretext, but he’ll need time to prepare his forces. A march across the Alps into Italia is a harder prospect than crossing the Rhine, so we’ll have time. Time we must use to prepare for his arrival.”



How much time they would have would soon be made clear, for a letter arrived from Karloman himself just days later.



“Immediately marry the Princess Gisela, or send her back and consider this a declaration of hostilities between us,” Adelchis read out glumly, “We’re out of time, he’s lost patience with us,” he said glumly to Frederico.



“We send the Frank girl back then?”

“Aye, tonight,” Adelchis nodded.



So it was that poor Gisela, not understanding what she had done wrong, why her future husband had not even so much as seen her before rejecting her, was sent back in a guarded cart under an armed escort to the Kingdom of the Franks…



Melun, Paris, meeting of the Emperor and Queen Mother.



“She’s on her way?”

“Aye,” Karloman nodded, “They’ve taken the bait, and tomorrow I’ll be sending out the calls for a general muster. We’ll gather in Toulon, and then march through the Alpine passes come the spring.”



“Good,” Bertrada nodded, though a flutter of discontent crossed her face. “I presume you have in mind an actual marriage to replace the one Gisela’s now not going to have?”

“I do, Ado, the Duke of Thuringia’s heir.”

“A sensible course. High enough to be socially acceptable, not so high as to threaten the throne.”


“That is the idea mother,” he shifted uncomfortably. His mother being in agreement with this many of his actions was an unusual sensation. Usually there were at least two or three things she wanted to fight about.



“Duke Loup and Theodoric are no longer on speaking terms,” She informed him.



He glanced up sharply at that, surprised, those pale eyes in that sunken face giving off a sudden glare. “Your doing I assume?”

“Naturally,” she replied, a hint of smugness in her tone. “They fell apart after their banquet plot failed, they believed they’d been infiltrated, but knew not by whom, and failing to agree on an alternative plan for when to kill you, they both blamed the other for the failing… My agent naturally… helped things along.”

“And yet they may try again in future, when I won’t see the daggers aimed my way,” he replied with a low snarl.



“Win this war my son,” she urged him, “Give the lords glory, plunder and fame, and those who have drifted out from your ranks will fall back into line.”


“I have no intention of going off to war and losing mother,” he replied irritably, “I’m told that’s the general plan of fighting, you’re supposed to win.”



“Don’t speak to me as though I am foolish,”

“Don’t speak to me as though I am a child unwise to the ways of the world,”




Ah there it is, he thought, he’d been wondering when the argument would come.



A dark look crossed his face “In any event, I’ll definitely be inviting Duke Theodoric to personally command his retinue on the war front. Better that I have him in the field then plotting behind my back upon my return.”



Bertrada thought to say something, thought better of it, and then closed it again.



“Anything else?” he asked, thinking it wise to force her to finish her report before she found some other perceived indiscretion of his to nag him about.



“Other than reporting that Pepin’s tutor says his numbers are still improving, no.”


“I’ll need to set him up to a military education soon.” Karloman mused, “A future monarch must be able to fight and lead, for all that the other skills are useful too.”



“In that respect, you are correct.”


“A shame then that you feel I am correct in so few others.”

“I only speak as I see it son,” she replied, a gentler tone crossing into her voice now. “None of your other courtiers make speak to you as I.”

“And why not?”

“They fear you, and your actions give them good reasons. You know what they call you, behind your back?”

“Some say it to my face,” he muttered angrily,



“Karloman the Cruel can be a useful name son, for fear can make men obedient, but few men will tell truths to one they fear. Only I can do that.”


“A pity then, that you fear me so little,” he replied, “I might get some peace from the incessant rambling!”

Unimpressed by this outburst of temper, Bertrada simply raised an eyebrow that spoke volumes while she waited for him to subside.



“If there’s nothing else mother, I would like to retire.”


“Go and spend some time with your wife,” she advised him, “Her new child has barely seen hide nor hair of you.”

“I have had,” he replied in a warning tone, “about as much advice on my private affairs as I care to take, mother” before stomping off towards his own bedchambers… alone.





In spite of herself, Bertrada grinned. Sons, no matter how old, never grew up that much…



Constantinopolis, City of the World’s Desire



The streets burned as the demes ran wild.



The riot had been sparked when the Iconoclast Patriarch had delivered his most fiery of sermons, demanding the destruction of idolatrous artworks. But once the galleries were looted and their contents burned and torn to shreds, the rival mobs formed lines to defend the artworks, armed with improvised weaponry. Orthodox and Iconoclast did battle and the streets of the Queen of Cities ran red with blood.



Emperor Leon IV did little to quell the violence, which the Iconoclasts interpreted as support for their position. The Empress Irene did issue, through her retainers, a proclamation appealing for calm and a return to order… which the Orthodox defenders treated as an imperial endorsement of their actions.



For days the city burned, eventually even the harbour front was set ablaze, entire warehouses full of stores going up, billowing thick black smoke out across the sea of the same name, gently carried on the lofty southern wind that blew across the harbour.



When the City Guard finally slaughtered dozens, the riots were quelled, and the broken city licked it’s wounds. But the round of fighting was only the latest most devastating salvo in the conflict that was ripping apart the Empire from within. A conflict which threatened to split even the Imperial household itself. And as the Emperor and Empress apparently confine themselves to separate quarters, tensions rise as the Empire of Romanion bleeds from within as the bloodied daggers sharpen…


OOC: Plenty going on! The Lombards have pulled the trigger for war, Karloman seems to have evaded the immediate danger of the plotters poison but how to secure himself long term is still in the open. Maurad has joined Adelchis and Frederico's preparations and the Byzantines are wracked by internal strife which is even poisoning the imperial household. Will that come into play with Karloman's story? You betcha.

We'll kick off the outbreak of the Lombard War next post.
 
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At last, the Lombard war has arrived! I feel quite bad for Gisela, though; I'm hoping she'll find some happiness in her new marriage.
Bertrada is always good value, I'm very impressed with how long she's lasted without pushing Karloman too far; it will be a shame when she goes.
And Constantinople is on fire for religious reasons for the second time in a century. Plus ça change...
 
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At last, the Lombard war has arrived! I feel quite bad for Gisela, though; I'm hoping she'll find some happiness in her new marriage.
Bertrada is always good value, I'm very impressed with how long she's lasted without pushing Karloman too far; it will be a shame when she goes.
And Constantinople is on fire for religious reasons for the second time in a century. Plus ça change...
Well Gisela's marriage will come up again in future... I can't promise 'happiness' but it will be interesting to read for sure:) I won't spoil the matter by speaking out of turn.

As for the rest, I am now in my last month of my university course so my nose will be to the grindstone until the end of May. I will still be updating periodically, but I can't promise how fast or slow it will be. Posts will have to come when they come, as writing this is part of my downtime and de-stress periods:) That said, once May goes into June, I hope to have a more regularised and regular update schedule. Thanks for everyone who is reading, commenting their encouragement and enjoyment and showing such patience:)
 
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Well Gisela's marriage will come up again in future... I can't promise 'happiness' but it will be interesting to read for sure:) I won't spoil the matter by speaking out of turn.

As for the rest, I am now in my last month of my university course so my nose will be to the grindstone until the end of May. I will still be updating periodically, but I can't promise how fast or slow it will be. Posts will have to come when they come, as writing this is part of my downtime and de-stress periods:) That said, once May goes into June, I hope to have a more regularised and regular update schedule. Thanks for everyone who is reading, commenting their encouragement and enjoyment and showing such patience:)
My emperor, good luck with your schoolwork.
 
Pavia, Lombardy, late 779



The general call to muster had gone out, carried on the swift-ridden wings of a dozen couriers, who carried the news to the lords of the Kingdom of Lombardy. Any private doubts they might have nursed about the wisdom of aligning themselves behind the new young King vanished when they heard the reports the couriers carried, The Franks were mustering as well, and they would be marching south over the Alps when the new year came.



As if God himself had answered the call, Karloman received a letter with an additional pretext for war. Pope Honorius II had smuggled the small piece of news from Rome, had it bound aboard a ship from Ostia, which had then sailed to Toulon, and from there been carried by courier to Melun. Without explicitly saying so, the tone of the letter was clear. He was offering an exchange to Karloman, you take care of your Lombard problem, and I’ll support your war, in return, you come down and deal with my Lollard problem.



It was a request Karloman was only too happy to indulge.



“It means we’ll have Papal support for the venture,” he told Sigalis happily, his mood much lighter now that he had a war to run and a campaign to plan, “That’ll be additional justification that will go beyond the scope of breaking Gisela’s betrothal. No chances any other powers intervene to save the Lombards now.”


“That is wonderful dear,” Sigalis had said mildly, a sigh escaping her smiling lips. She sounded as though she had barely heard him, though she hummed happily to an imaginary tune as she did so. Indeed, she seemed to be as happy as he had ever seen her these past months.



While a man more perceptive to his domestic affairs than Karloman might have wondered at this change in her manner, he barely noticed it, mind already absorbed in the problems of supply, logistics, troop movements and the upcoming relocation of the court to Toulon, where they would wait for the vassals and their armies to assemble before marching across the Alps into Italia come the spring… So it was he missed the chance for a conversation that might have changed things for both of them…



It was some days later that Gisela arrived, tearful and blubbering for her mother. But it was Karloman who greeted her at the gates, wordlessly distributing a few coins as thanks to the men who had escorted her and dismissing them.



He took her arm gently and led her inside,



“Are you well? Were you mistreated?” he asked urgently as servants brought a cup of mulled wine and a rag.



“I am well,” she snuffled, “But not happy brother. He never saw me! Refused to even see me, let alone touch me!” she turned to Karloman, eyes wide and pleading. “Why would he do such a thing?”

She thought she had imagined, but it almost seemed as if there was a sudden triumphant glee in her brother’s eyes as she said this. Just as quickly it died, and her brother shook his head and patted her shoulder comfortingly.

“He doesn’t know you,” he shrugged, “and his quarrel was with me, not with you. Clearly the new King of the Lombards has not seen fit to use the sense God gave him. Your marriage would’ve been an opportunity to resolve the quarrel between our peoples, but it’s an opportunity he has squandered of his own free will.

Shockingly, to Gisela, he reached out and gave her a brief hug. “You are not to blame, sweet sister, for the fault is his and his alone. Mother and I have been talking, and we might well have found another match for you, closer to home.”

“To whom?”

“Ado, the Duke of Francoinia's son and heir.” He replied.



That had been the right thing to say, as her face brightened into a smile. She had met Ado before. A sweet boy, if a little boastful and proud. But it would certainly be better than unfriendly Lombardy and nasty little King Adelchis, who hadn’t even bothered to meet her while they were betrothed.



So it was a much happier Karloman who left his sister in the care of her maidservants, excitedly chattering and planning her wedding, hopefully for real this time. A small twinge of guilt flittered through his mind as he left her, regretful that the months in Lombardy where she had been lonely and isolated and afraid had been necessary to provide a pretext for his war. The insult to his family honour, and to all of Frankia by her rejection was an insult that nobody would blame him for revenging, and with Papal support, even less so.



As for her report, it was rather curious. He hadn’t even seen her? Even if Adelchis had no intent to marry her, courtesy alone would dictate at least a few meetings, for niceties sake if nothing else. But no, not even the pretense of interest.



There had been rumours about the young lad. His… unnatural affections. Perhaps it was time to start making use of them. If he wasn’t willing to even look at a woman so much as touch her, well then, what else could it be?



He had no proof, but proof had never been a component in mud-slinging. If his mother’s reports were accurate, he was far from the only one who had heard them. And he had thought he had smelled the stink of degeneracy on the boy and his young Italian companion when they had met in the south…



Perhaps those rumours could be made use of…



Pavia, Lombardy



The banners fluttered in the breeze before those formidable walls that ensconced the capital of the Lombards. King Adelchis had summoned his father’s old vassals, nay, his vassals to the capital for the war that all knew was to come.



Many of these men were a generation older than the King who summoned them. Men who remembered the conflicts of Desiderius and Pepin the Short. Thus the old men’s wars became the wars of the young men who were their sons, as Frank and Lombard once again sought to do battle.



For King Adelchis, the Duke of Milan and the lords of Ravenna would be his strongest supporters, in addition to the ever-loyal Frederico, obviously. These lords were renowned for their hatred of the Franks, and had loyally followed Desderius in his conflicts.



The King had made his plans, the Franks would march over the Alpine passes, though which way they would go was an open question. Scouts indicated Karloman was gathering his forces in Toulon, but whether he would march east over the Swiss passes or whether he’d travel the more direct route was an open question.



“Or he could divide his forces”, The Duke of Milan pointed out,

Glancing at Maurad, Adelchis asked, “Your thoughts Maurad?”


“It is unlikely that he’ll split his forces,” The Blind Lion replied, “Karloman is of the school of commander and thinks a force split in half is a force that can only be used to half it’s effectiveness.”



“So he’ll be out in force,”

“Whatever route he marches, he’ll march most or all of his army with him,” Maurad confirmed. “Though I rather suspect he’ll choose Castellanago, march east, and then south over the Alps.



“It’s not the most direct route,” Frederico frowned.



“But it is the easiest,” Maurad replied, “with the lightest defences and the easiest crossing. I’d advise you to send men to reinforce the garrison there, and dig a ditch to fortify the palisade around the fort for when the new year comes. Likewise, I’d place a significant force in the Po Valley”



As October went into November of the year 779, Karloman’s host swelled north of the Alps, while the new defences went up around the fort on the south end of the Swiss Alps and the Po garrisons were reinforced. For that command, King Adelchis delegated Frederico to the task of commanding the Po forces.

The rest, under both Adelchis and Maurad, remained camped around Pavia, prepared to march north or west as the need arose to defend the country. Wherever Karloman chose to march, they would be ready…





Constantinople, November 789.

If the Basileus Leon IV had been able to hear the sound of the knives sharpening within his very halls, he gave no sign of it before they struck. The guards in his own palace betrayed him, slew the loyalists, his court eunuch, the sinister Eutropius, was decapitated. Those courtiers who remained loyal were massacred in their sleep, while the Emperor’s young son, barely over his infancy, was roused from his bed and taken to the throne room. The soldiers then moved swiftly, taking the Hagia Sofia and barricading themselves, and the Patriarch, within. They hanged the Iconoclast sympathiser from the rafters of his own cathedral, while the proper, true Christian Patriarch was summoned back to Constantinople. The Emperor, for his part, had his eyes gouged out and his innards disembowelled, and tied across the street to the nearby theatre in a string.



The architect of this swift and shocking murder spree had her prize the following morning, as Irene of Athens rose within the cathedral to be crowned Empress Regent on behalf of her son, Theophylaktos. All knew the child-emperor sat upon a hollow throne, from behind which the blood-stained Empress whispered and spun her webs.



If the shock of Irene’s sudden usurpation had perturbed her Iconoclast enemies though, they barely showed it, for within days of the news trickling out from the capital, several Iconoclast leaning strategoi were rallying their forces, waiting, and watching.

The fate of Romanoi hung in the balance once again.


OOC: Muhahaha! So Karloman and Adelchis have made their opening moves, but the Serpent rises in the east! How will Irene's coup play out? She has her crown, but will she hold it? How will Karloman's whisper campaign about Adelchis's... preference for Frederico affect the loyalty of his lords? Will Karloman march south, or east and south? So many questions!

And for bonus points, here's how Irene's looking at the moment...



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To make it more interesting once she ended up regent I basically let her become Empress, though she became regent by herself. I thought that would be more fun!

Am I bombarding all this Byzantine nonsense for a reason? Yep!

Happy reading:)
 
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What? You want to make Karling-Roman union?

The vassal management and keeping the Roman title is going to be a pain in the ass i'm sure. :v
I shan't spoil the surprise...
 
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Hmmm, is Sigalis' happiness related to Karloman leaving for a while, or does she have her own reasons?
Hopefully, Gisela's time as a pawn in Karloman's games will end in a happy marriage with Ado
Good lord! Irene is a tad bloodier than expected in this timeline! I am very excited to see what she'll end up doing. I've also recently listened to a podcast episode about her so I can't think of her without imagining "Come on Eileen" with her name in.
Also, I agree with making her empress, it would be nice if the game had a better representation of Byzantine regencies/co-emperorships but this is a good setup.
 
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Hmmm, is Sigalis' happiness related to Karloman leaving for a while, or does she have her own reasons?
Hopefully, Gisela's time as a pawn in Karloman's games will end in a happy marriage with Ado
Good lord! Irene is a tad bloodier than expected in this timeline! I am very excited to see what she'll end up doing. I've also recently listened to a podcast episode about her so I can't think of her without imagining "Come on Eileen" with her name in.
Also, I agree with making her empress, it would be nice if the game had a better representation of Byzantine regencies/co-emperorships but this is a good setup.
What's happening with Sigalis is coming up in the next post...

Hehe, yeah, Irene is such a fascinating figure historically that it seemed a shame not to use her in the story, and as you point out, co-emperorships were a thing, but the regency mechanics didn't simulate the stuff that Irene might be able to get up to well enough for me to justify just making her regent, so here we are.

Also, hilariously, she had the 'Kind' trait before now, she won't keep it now:) But I'm not sure what Leon IV did in-game to piss her off to the point that she offed him, so the tensions in the Empire over the Iconoclasts had to serve for story purposes, which makes sense given the historical Irene's very pro-iconodule views and hatred of iconoclasm.

And yes, she can get very bloody, but so can Karloman at times:)

The next post will be up tomorrow:)
 
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Toulon, 790

“But is it safe for me to be here?” the Count Erispoe of Poher whispered into the Queen’s ear as she dragged him into her room.



“Of course,” the foolish little Queen giggled softly, “Karloman’s all obsessed with planning his coming war. He barely notices me being here, let alone whom I’m with.”

Satisfied by that explanation, Erispoe was only too happy to take her up on her offer.



Hours later, as he lay back onto the head of that oversized bed in her chambers, he pondered the costs. He had bent knee to Karloman when he had invaded Breton lands. Bowed and scraped and swore to call him sovereign. He could not break that oath, could not free himself from the shackles of the pretensions of the would-be Emperor.



But this? He grinned wickedly, while gently stroking the hair of the sleeping adultress beside him, yes, this he could do…



Later,

Just how little anyone had noticed their little tryst became apparent later on, as armed guards burst into the Queen’s chambers and chose to place her under guard. She screamed and pleaded with them, begging for them to let her talk to Karloman, rescind his orders, she was the mother of two of his children…



They did not consent, nor even say their orders came from Karloman. For Count Erispoe, it swiftly became apparent when he woke after suffering a sudden sharp pain in the back of his head. Tied to a chair, cuffed and gagged. Clearly whomever had arrested him had not seen fit to make use of a jail cell…



“It is done,”

“Well, that’s all sorted at least,” Queen Mother Bertrada sighed. “Oh why did that slip of a girl have to be so stupid! She should’ve known that nothing in court happens without my knowing of it.”

“Shall I inform the Emperor, Queen Mother?”


“No,” She replied quickly, “Let me handle it. I don’t want anything going wrong with the campaign, so I need to have a chance to tell Karloman at a time and place of my choosing.”


“Tell me what?” Came his voice from the door.



Cursing silently, she turned to face her son,

“Good morning son,” she responded politely.


“Morning, mother,” he replied, giving her a quizzical look. It was not common for her to be struck wordless, nor for her to be so polite.



“I saw the commotion going in and out of your chambers,” he explained, feeling like an awkward chill had suddenly entered the room, “Is anything wrong?”


Face twisting into a grimace, Bertrada gestured to her agent. “Leave us alone for a moment.”


As he left, she slumped down onto a chair, her face looking haggard and worn. Bertrada was not a young woman any longer, but an alarmed Karloman realised she looked as though she had aged years in a night.

“Mother!” he exclaimed, feeling more alarmed then he would’ve expected to, “Is something wrong?”

Wordlessly, she gestured tiredly for him to sit.



“Yes,” she replied as she did so. “Something is…”





The following morning.

If everyone at court knew what had happened the following morning, they were surprised by Karloman’s appearance. Where they had expected raging anger, they found only cold fury etched atop the hard, grim lines of his pale face and hollow, sunken blue eyes.

Wordlessly, stiffly, he mounted his makeshift throne, and in tones of clipped fury, he pronounced sentence of death upon Count Erispoe, for reasons of adultery, treason.



While he did so, his outward stiffness felt false in the roiling waves of anger and fury that hurled and washed over him inwardly. He had been deceived. Worse, he had been deceived again. Another woman, another unsuitable wife. A wife who wouldn’t have the decency to simply do as bid by her husband and monarch.

I am deceived once more. A cuckold, a fool, brought low by a loose woman. Karloman the Cruel they called me, Architect of the Blood Court, Conqueror of the savage Saxons. Not now, now they’ll call me Karloman the Fool. Who can conquer the Lombards, but can’t keep his women tamed.



As for Queen Sigalis, she was not seen in court. The Emperor was too disgusted to bear looking at her. Instead he pronounced that she would be thrown into a cell until such time as the Lombard campaign had ended, then he would decide a more permanent sentence, announcing that he could not be distracted from the Lombard campaigns.



“So you ride as planned then?”

“Two days from now, as planned” Karloman confirmed in answer to his mother’s question.



He gave a painful grimace, “Must all my womenfolk be so feckless as to throw a wrench in every one of my plans?” He asked of nobody in particular.

Betrada, aware that she was a woman, and anything but feckless, said nothing, merely raised an eyebrow.

“A monarch should be able to expect the trust of his own closest family,” he mused to himself, “Thank God dear little Pepin is a good boy. Never gives me any trouble.”

Can this really be what I’m hearing? Bertrada thought bitterly, You killed Karl, my son, your expectation of familial solidarity should’ve been shattered long before today.

“Nonetheless, all the women I marry seem to betray me in their turn,” he continued, sullenly.



Betrada finally spoke, voice cutting like a cracked whip, “In this case, it was partly your own fault.”


He rounded on her, “What?”

“You heard me,” she continued, unabashed, “I warned you that you needed to spend time with her, show attention to her life. Women such as Sigalis have not the wit to keep themselves occupied without such diversions from their husbands, and you provided her but little.”

That look of dark fury crossed his face again, “You dare to…”

“Yes I dare,” she replied, cutting him off, “If only because nobody else will dare tell you what you must hear.” Her voice softened, “She betrayed you son, and the failure is hers, but it was your inaction that failed to foresee and prevent it. After all,” she continued bitterly, “You yourself know that people who ought to remain loyal to those who hold their rightful place do not necessarily remain so.”

If Karloman noticed that this was a dig at his past actions, he ignored it, anger subsiding into a cloud of wearied resignation, “So what am I to do with her?” He asked, voice despairing, “I have no wish to traumatise two more of my children by cutting off their mother’s head.”

“Go fight your war son,” she advised him, not unkindly, “Clear your head, and leave the handling of the mess to me,” she eyed him, critically, “The sphere of running your domestic household is just not your greatest strength, but when it comes to the battlefield arts, you are certainly to be relied upon. Play to your strengths, and let those who know your weaknesses cover them.”

“Unless they want to use that weakness to drive a blade between my ribs,” he growled softly.



Surprisingly, his mother laughed at that.

“If I intended to use your weaknesses to bring you down son, rest assured, I could have already done so.”

He glanced at her, deciding not to ask what she meant by that, “So will you take care of the Sigalis issue while I am gone?”



“Of course,” she nodded,



“Do be gentle to her children as well,” he continued, somewhat guiltily, “They are blameless in all this, whatever their mother’s crime.”


On that count Karloman needn’t have worried, for his mother had more more formidable and far subtler a grasp of how to handle household drama than he.

So it was that he rode out from Toulon the following day, banners unfurled behind him, looking to all the world every inch the Emperor as he rode out with his armies to war without a care in all the world… A telltale sign that appearances alone could often be deceptive markers for reality.



Pavia, Lombardy,

“So will that be enough?” Frederico asked, impatiently,



His interlocutor, a man with a grin that exposed several broken teeth, finally nodded curtly, ”Aye, you’ll get me and my men for that price. We’ll fight the Franks for you, so long as the coin flows.”

“So that you do, sellsword,” Frederico continued, the tone of disgust obvious in his voice, “We’re going to be moving out on the morrow, so have your men ready by then to aid the King.”


He swept from the room then, leaving the broken-toothed captain to grimance and begin barking orders as his men. Striding across the field towards the King’s tent, the taller Frederico had to stoop to pass below the flap.



“Did they agree?” Adelchis asked him anxiously upon seeing him return,



“They did, the sellswords will fight for us.” Frederico affirmed, then scowled, “Though the cost was higher than I would have preferred.”

“There’s no time to worry about that now,” Adelchis waved the objection away as though he were brushing off an annoying fly. “The money is secondary here. Karloman comes to take my throne, and my head. If we win this war, the treasury can be refilled, if we lose it, lack of money won’t matter anyway, will it?”

“A fair point Majesty,” Frederico conceded, happily flopping onto a chair and beginning to chew thoughtfully on a grape. “Is there any word on Karloman’s movements?”

“Scouts report him riding east from Toulon, but no further specifics than that.”

“Hmm,” Frederico, “So we still don’t know from which direction he might march over the Alpine passes.”

“There’s only a few ways he can go,” Adelchis pointed out, “Surely we can make attempts to be ready whichever route he goes?”

Not for the first time, Adelchis wished he had his father to advise. Desiderius had dealt with several such incursions as this. But the war of their fathers had given way to the sons. Pepin and Desiderius were dead now, and Karloman was here to succeed where his father had failed, and Adelchis could rely on nobody else to pass the responsibility of stopping him.



“Are your forces prepared in the Po Valley, if he marches that way?”

“Aye,” Frederico nodded firmly, clasping his King’s arm. “I’ll leave to join with them tomorrow,”

“I wish you weren’t going,”

“So do I,” Frederico grinned, “You always get into trouble without me, but you’ll have the Blind Marshal here to assist, turncoat though he may be, he knows Karloman well,” his face darkened somewhat, “Mayhaps you need to be careful trusting him, but if you can use his skills to bring down the Franks, it would be wise to heed his advice.”

“And because I heed your advice, I will do so my friend,” Adelchis replied, with a smile. “Now come, embrace me and take your leave,”

Frederico did so, giving that winning, personable smile that always marked his expansive, generous face. Adelchis felt a pitiless drop in his stomach as they broke apart, here was the moment he was dreading.



“Be safe then, my friend,” Adelchis choked, voice above a whisper. “I’ll write swiftly if you need to pull back,”

“And I’ll write first if we have contact with the Franks in the Po,” he replied, marching towards the flap of the tent where his attaché had saddled his horse and was waiting for him, for he had last minute inspections to perform before he left the King's camp. He turned back to Adelchis, “Keep an eye on sellswords. Need them though you may, men who value gold over obligation are not to be relied upon.”



And with that, he had swung up into his saddle and was gone… And King Adelchis suddenly felt very small and very, very alone…





North of the Alps, early 780



Karloman had reached his destination in early March. He had arrived in the Swiss castles prepared to march south across the major passes. But he’d taken care of some business along the way.



Theodoric, Duke of Burgundy and would be traitor, had been instructed to take a thousand soldiers and stay west, to mount a diversionary attack upon the Lombard’s alpine forts guarding the entrance to the Po Valley. Karloman knew full well Theodoric neither had enough troops to take them, nor the wit to use the troops he did have sufficiently. But it served his purposes to keep the Lombards confused as to his intentions and force them to keep their own forces divided.

And if poor Theodoric ended up finding the challenge was too much for him and disgraced himself in the process well, that was hardly the Emperor’s fault now was it?



But for Karloman, his real objective was ahead of him to the south. The fort of Castellonago…



OOC: Big long update today. Yeah so... Karloman must have deja vu at this point with his wives...

On a brighter note, he's got a solid war plan and a way to deal with the perpetually troublesome Duke of Burgundy so, two out of three ain't bad I guess?

But jeez the guy doesn't do well with his women...