January 781.
The Court of Emperor Karloman had remained in Rome, though it was now technically fully restored to the Papacy now. His Holiness had been made aware of Karloman’s plan to resolve the now vexing question of Romanian reaction to Karloman’s coronation as Augustus and had adopted a ‘wait and see’ approach. If nothing else, Karloman’s itinerant court being present in Rome meant enough of a force to deter a potential attack from imperial holdings in southern Italy.
By all reports though, the new Emperor in Constantinople was in no mood to strike further west. It was estimated that imperial armies were invading Epirus, seeking to annex that small kingdom under the rule of Byzantium proper, and also out of vengeance for it’s local lords hiding the deposed Irene after her flight from the city. And so a tense waiting pattern emerged.
For Karloman, it was an opportunity to push some new changes. Now as Emperor of the Franks and Romans, he had wasted no time integrating his new Italian territories into the fold proper. He had given orders for new coins to be minted proclaiming the joint unity of all Christendom, and that Romans and Franks together were once more united under one, Christian Emperor. To his Chancellor, Duke Guillame of Touslouse had gone the task of beginning a survey of the provinces under his rule, for the purposes of compiling a list of needed roads and public buildings, new military facilities and a future population census. The plotting in his own ranks had also died down, the death of Duke Theodoric had left the aging Duke Loup dangerously isolated, and with Karloman’s new military victories in Italy bringing land and plunder into the coffers of many a Frankish lord, his support had begun to soar again. The old Duke sat in Gascogne, stewing and brooding over his friend’s death and the inability of his plotting to come to fruition.
When the 31-year-old Eirene of Athens arrived on the outskirts of Rome, she was greeted with a sight fit for a visiting Empress. The crowds were out, garlands laid at her feet, Roman citizens lined the streets to greet her as though she were the mightiest of the Caesars.
It was only once she made her way to the cathedral that the first sign of unwelcome politics began to intrude, for there she saw, at the top of the steps, the Roman Pope whom had deigned to crown a Frankish barbarian as Emperor, and beside him, the Barbarian himself, pale and thin and wearing a crown laced with gold and gems. On both sides of the cathedral’s steps stood guards who fluttered the banner of the barbarian King who had raised himself up as her equal. She eased up her horse in front of the large stone obelisk that jutted forth from the ground in front of the basilica and then dismounted.
Uncomfortably aware that she was being made to climb the steps to meet them, she did so as swiftly as her dress would allow her to step over the steps without falling or injury. She made no eye contact with either man until she reached the top of the stairs.
As for Karloman, his appraisal was appreciative. Eirene of Athens was dressed practically, suitably for travelling, and his eyes travelled over her oval-shaped face, soft brown eyes and wavy mouse-coloured hair. Her look was classically Greek, with the slightly upturned nose and the strong cheeks that gave her a look of chiselled pride.
A frission of… excitement? Fear? Ran through him as she reached the last step and strode towards him and His Holiness the Pope, flanked by only a pair of retainers.
And this is the woman who gouged her husband’s eyes out? Doesn’t look like much.
Her eyes were on him now, sizing up his appearance.
Thin, Pale and of average height at best, was her verdict,
This is Karloman the Cruel? Architect of the Blood Court, fearsome butchers of the Saxons? Conqueror of Italy? He doesn’t seem like much.
Both of them would learn that looks could be very, very deceiving…
“Welcome to you, Empress of Romanion, we are pleased to welcome you to Rome.”
Eirene’s eyes quickly flitted to the Bishop of Rome, the ‘Pope’ as these barbarians called him, who had spoken.
An acknowledgement of my title as Empress. Good.
“It is pleasant to be here, your Holiness,” she replied stiffly, aware that the mild gaze of the Frankish would-be
Kaiser had settled on her now. “I am responding to your invitation and have arrived in Rome at your behest, seeking shelter for myself and my family.”
“And protection against the Iconoclast usurpers who toppled you no doubt,” Honorius II replied smoothly, “yes, we can provide that.”
What are you up to? Eirene thought, eyes narrowing slightly.
You do not invite me to Rome, offer me and my children shelter out of the kindness of your heart, especially not after you raised some barbarian King as a direct contender to Romanion in the west. You want something in return.
“I desire more than protection, Your Holiness,” Eirene replied, “Though I am grateful for the offer of it,” she inclined her head slightly with a smile as a gesture of respect
Placate them Irene, you are in as much as a nest of vipers here as in Constantinopolis.
“But what I desire most are ships and soldiers, an army to march east, to take back the crown that is rightfully mine and punish the usurpers who stole it from my son.”
“That may be possible to arrange, Your Majesty,” spoke the pale barbarian.
She glowered at him, he looked unperturbed,
“I am an Empress of Rome, she shall not address me without being spoken to.”
Karloman looked around, eyes widening slightly as if in mockery. “We are in Rome, Majesty, and yet it’s not your banners I see hanging from these walls? Why might that be I wonder?”
She opened her mouth to reply, but then thought better of it. She might need this man, barbarian though he was, before the year was out.
“Regardless, I intend to return and reclaim my throne from my usurping brother-by-law, and to that end, I will not be remaining here long, for I will need to travel, gather funds and support, hire sellswords and ships…”
The Bishop of Rome, Honorius II nodded his head, then inclined it to Karloman.
“We anticipated your arrival Majesty, and your asking for these resources. Rest assured, between the two of us, they can be provided.”
“But you will want something in return,” Eirene stated, it was not a question.
“Of course,” The Pope replied, “I would not insult your intelligence by pretending otherwise. But our demands are menial compared to the task of reclaiming your prized throne, and with luck, we can negotiate an arrangement that is mutually equitable to us all, not merely one that benefits ourselves.”
“What benefits could I offer from the throne in Constantinopolis to you?” she asked.
Surprisingly, it was Karloman who laughed at that, those cold pale eyes beginning to show some warmth at last.
“A great many, Majesty, a great many. Shall we discuss them in private?”
Their first meeting hadn’t gone as well as he’d planned, but Karloman sensed that Eirene was far more inclined to be practical and direct then to waste time on social niceties. In that respect, he found himself liking her.
They retreated inside then, any retainers or hangers-ons gone, and it gave each one of the three principals in that drama an opportunity to study one another.
For Karloman, Eirene came off as aloof, arrogant yes, and cold, but with more than a touch of steel and cunning. Was she really the one who had her husband’s eyes gouged out and then disembowelled him? She was small and slight of build, and her mouse-like features, while betrayed a briskness of mind, did not contain a hint of callousness. Had she merely done what she felt she had to, as he had?
As for Eirene, Karloman was a revelation, she had expected barbarians to be big men, loud, boisterous, quarrelsome. Franks especially, were good for little but drink and carousing, but this man was of average build, thin blonde-hair with a pale face and a sharp, proud looking face. He had not been boisterous, he had barely said much at all beyond that cutting remark about his banners being the ones that flew in Rome. That remark might have come out of the mouth of a courtier in Byzantium! And he obviously had the Pope’s confidence, as the Pope had his.
It was enough to make her uneasy. Had this average, unremarkable looking man once butchered thousands of Saxon prisoners, and cut the head off a seven-feet tall Pagan warrior? It scarcely seemed credible.
Honorius II was aware that his two guests were on edge, and he was acutely aware that neither of them would be willing to give much. Karloman he knew already was strong-willed and stubborn, and nothing about Eirene he’d seen thus far had convinced him she was anything else. But he needed them, and he needed them to agree on terms that could be best utilised by the Papacy, so he needed to be present for their negotiations.
So they bunkered down to talk, in the cool gazebo smelling of grape and sat upon couches laced with blue cushions. Eirene defiant, Karloman cool as smooth stone, but unyielding. At first, she opened politely, asking for troops and military support to re-take her crown, which Karloman offered conditional upon her acceptance of his dispositions in Italy, and the Pope’s coronation of him as Emperor.
It was here they reached their first sticking point. On that, Eirene would not budge.
“My people would never accept the raising up of another sovereign as the equal to the Vice-Regent of Christ,” she replied, “No matter how much I tried to make them.”
“One would be surprised what people can be made to accept when their rulers try hard enough to make them, Majesty,” Karloman replied, with a thin, feral smile.
She did not miss his implicit calling of her bluff. “Regardless, my s
trategoi would not tolerate it either.”
“Will they tolerate it any better Majesty, if you ascend to the purple once more carried on the tip of Frankish spears?”
“No, but I will make th-“, she stopped herself from finishing the sentence, but the damage was done, she saw a gleam of triumph in the barbarian’s cold eyes, and she flushed.
“So we agree you will have great power to make your subjects accept that which they might otherwise be reluctant to do,” Karloman replied, pressing his advantage, “Why then, would they not accept this?”
Sensing she had no reply, he pressed on.
“Let us speak frankly Majesty, your trouble is not that your people won’t accept it, or even that your
strategoi won’t, for all that I accept they probably won’t like it much. Your trouble is that YOU don’t want to accept it.”
“Would you, in my shoes?” she challenged.
He shook his head, and made a placating gesture with his hand, “No, but I would not come to you demanding help, demanding vast quantities of ships, and men and supplies for an army to conduct a dangerous and far-off campaign to help me re-take my throne without offering the concessions I needed to make that campaign happen. If we’re going to help you fight this war, Majesty, then you’ll need to put us in a position where it makes sense for us to fight it.”
She sighed, recognising his point. “And I suppose there’ll be other concessions as well?” Eirene demanded, eyebrows raised in a way that made her unremarkable face suddenly seem rather sharp and pleasant.
“There will be,” Karloman nodded, “For one, we’ll need you to guarantee that you won’t pursue any action that interferes with the independence of His Holiness or my own holdings,” he held up a hand to forestall her objections, “No, we’re not asking that you officially consider His Holiness to be the head of the Church, we understand you can’t agree to that, but merely that you forestall any efforts to force the issue for the duration of your reign. Your bishops and some of your generals will not like it, but they will need to accept it.”
“Fine,” she nodded, glancing at the Pope, certain this condition had come from him. “That I can do,”
“Besides, you’ll have more important doctrinal issues to sort out in the Church no?” Karloman smirked and was surprised to see an answering nod from Eirene.
Oh she has plans for the Iconoclasts, make no mark about it. I would not like to be her enemy.
“Indeed I will,” she replied nastily, “But of this acknowledgement of your imperial title…”
Back and forth they went for some hours. To his surprise, Karloman found he enjoyed the negotiations, Eirene was shrewd, tough and cunning, but with a wit to her.
Eirene found herself equally surprised that she was enjoying the verbal sparring with this barbarian King, whom had presumed to raise himself up as equal to Romanion. Forgive him that though she may not entirely, she found herself realising that he had a quick, shrewd mind and a clear-sighted goal, not to mention the ruthlessness to achieve it. He was no mere barbarian, this Karloman of the Franks. He bore watching.
By day’s end, they had not fully agreed on everything, and Karloman had not firmly committed to sending an army to support her campaign to retake Constantinopolis, but they had the substance from which agreements could be made, a common understanding of issues, and a mutual need.
“And would you say you like her?” his mother asked, when he returned from the day’s negotiations to make way towards his bedchamber.
“I wouldn’t say I
dislike her,” the Emperor answered carefully. “She’s nobody’s pawn, that’s for sure.” He gestured impatiently for a servant to help him out of his current clothes, to prepare him for his bedrobes. “Why do you ask?”
“I’m just thinking about how to get your agreement,” Bertrada suggested. “Eirene is young and recently widowed, but already has a son and heir to her throne. You are young and recently widowed, and also have an heir.” She stopped, glancing at him to see his reaction to her implication.
He shook his head irritably. “Don’t think the thought hasn’t crossed my mind,” he replied, “A marital union between ourselves and Romanion would unite Christendom like no other, not to mention it would be the best way to secure legitimacy for our new title in the west,” but he shook his head again, frustrated, “I can’t see her agreeing to it. She’s been raised in Constantinopolis, and has the typical Greek contempt for all things she sees as barbarian.”
“And yet she needs your armies son,” she pressed him, “And you say yourself she’s nobody’s pawn. Would she not see the good logic of the match?”
“Perhaps,” he murmured, and when the servant returned, he placed his bedrobe around himself before dismissing them. “And yet how would such a match work? I could not rule in Constantinopolis, nor she rule from Paris or Rome. We would need an arrangement of some kind.”
“She could rule Romanion, and you keep your domains,” his mother replied. “You both officially serve as co-Emperors, but in practice, rule your dominions separately for administrative purposes. You keep the Latin priests under control, and she suppresses the Iconoclasts and restores the Greek church to the East.”
“There’s some merit to it,” Karloman admitted, nodding cautiously. “I’ll think about it, goodnight mother.”
And that, Bertrada recognised, was a dismissal.
The following day was no less disputatious, for Eirene still refused to budge on the central question, the recognition of Karloman’s throne as equivalent to the imperium in the east.
“I have no reason to support your claim on your throne without this concession Majesty,” Karloman replied patiently, “You are correct that the current leaders in Constantinopolis will not willingly agree to my terms, so if you do not either, then what do I get from supporting you?”
The Pope added his own pressure as well, but Eirene dug in her heels and refused to countenance. They dismissed each other from negotiations by lunch.
“We need a new suggestion, she won't agree to it as it presently stands” Honorius said, in private consultation with Karloman,
“I agree,” Karloman replied softly, mulling over his mother’s idea from the night before. He made up his mind decisively.
“Your Holiness, I’m going to ask you to recuse yourself from the next round of the negotiations.”
“What?” the Pope recoiled, horrified, “No,” he shook his head, “I cannot allow that, I must guarantee the independence of the Papacy is respected by whatever arrangements you make.”
“Your Holiness, I can guarantee you that I will make those assurances on your behalf,” Karloman replied, “Have I not already proven myself willing to draw sword to defend your rights, and confirm you in the holdings my father gifted you?”
“Yes bu-“
And then Karloman did something few men would deign to do. He placed a hand on the Pope’s arm, and interrupted him.
“Then trust me again, as you have done, Your Holiness. I swear by Almighty God and on the grave of my dead brother, all will go well for you if you allow me to do this my way. Neither your holdings nor your autonomy will be threatened.”
It took some more persuading and arm-twisting, but the Pope eventually relented, and when Karloman went back into that ostentatious sitting room with the blue-dyed cushions and the waft of strong-smelling grapes where the negotiations for the future of his Empire were being held, he went back alone.
Eirene didn’t seem surprised, though he was learning all to well that she was rather good at masking her true feelings. The fact that both of them spoke good Latin made conversation easier, and eliminated the need for interpreters. He was appreciative of this, as what he had to say would come easier when unfiltered.
Realising it was better to come to the point, Karloman quickly summarised their present position, and the sticking point of their disagreement.
“I believe Majesty, that there is an equitable way to resolve the question, without you formally needing to surrender your claim to Rome and it’s legacy, nor you needing to elevate another as your equal, but also protecting my position and the legitimacy of his Holiness’s actions here last December.”
“Is there?” Eirene leaned forward, interested in spite of herself, “Do tell me.”
“A marriage alliance,” Karloman replied, smiling like a contented cat, “You are recently widowed, as am I, both of us have Imperial claims needing legitimacy. I need the assurances of whomever rules in Constantinopolis that my domains will not be interfered with, and you need an army to go home, an army that I have.”
“Marriage between the two of us?”
“Precisely,” he replied.
“Tempting…” she responded coolly, chewing on a grape for several long moments.
“But how do you propose resolving the issue of legitimacy. Surely you don’t intend to reforge the old Empire in it’s entirety?”
“Nothing so dramatic,” Karloman assured her. “You will rule the East, as you legitimately should, and I will not interfere with your plans or decisions. Likewise, I will rule my domains, officially in partnership with you, but in practice autonomously. The Greek and Latin church branches will simply… how should I put it? Agree to disagree on whether Papacy or Patriarch best suits their vies, and the two of us will rule, officially jointly, but in practice, maintain an administrative split between east and west.”
“And what of succession?” she asked, genuinely curious to see how well Karloman had thought out the idea.
“I don’t see why that would be a problem,” Karloman shrugged, “You already have a son, as do I, and if we should have another, then that will be only added support for us both, but I see no reason to interfere with each other’s arrangements in that regard either.”
“So we would be married… but live apart?”
“If that arrangement suits you, certainly,” Karloman replied coolly. “I have no particular desire to repeat the experience of domestic life with a woman, given my past difficulties with it," he gave a small, hurt grin, "and judging by your history, I doubt you have either." he continued. Eirene shrugged and conceded with a small nod. "We may visit, if you wish, but you would rule from Constantinopolis, and I from my court in the West, as I do now. In law, joined, but in practice, independent. You will provide legitimacy for my domain to exist in the west through our union, and I will support your re-capture of east, as well as whatever… arrangements you choose to make in your own domains.”
“Would you object to my dealing with the Iconoclasts harshly?” Eirene asked, coming to the point.
“Not at all,” Karloman replied, “In fact, I think both myself and his Holiness would consider it a major relief to have the crisis in the east ended and the Greek Church restored to its sanity. If you wish to undertake that task, both Rome and my own domains would not prevent it.”
“Very tempting,” she admitted. She had, over the past few days, grown to rather like this man, barbarian though he was. He had a shrewd, plain-spoken manner, and he spoke as well as rumour said he fought. If this was the price of her reclaiming her throne, well, it’s not like she had to live with him once it was won, and she would have free rein to arrange matters as she pleased in the West.
“You may have time to consider it, if you wish,” he offered.
She shook her head,
“I do not need time. This arrangement is acceptable to me, I agree.”
“Very decisive! As an Empress should be,” he smiled at her now, genuinely warmly, rather than with the indulgence or sarcasm she had occasionally noted before now.
“When would you prefer we be wed?” she asked,
“As soon as decency permits, if you’re agreeable,” Karloman replied, discussing the matter as coolly and unemotionally as any political deal he might make. If she had any doubts as to whether this was a union of passion or mere expediency, his tone left her in no doubt either way.
“No doubt the usurper in Constantinopolis will be aware of our intentions when the engagement is announced, and I will need to gather troops, supplies and ships for the coming campaign, for which I will need to return to Francia. We will set out before the year is out, but I can promise no later than that.” Karloman finished.
“Very well,” she replied,
And if living with him for the rest of the year doesn’t work well, I needn’t do it again after that. I presume in the east, he won’t know or care what I get up to privately.
She agreed to this very strange arrangement, and Karloman left to tell the delighted Pope of his success. His Holiness was indeed pleased to hear of the bargain they had struck, and that Eirene had seen the sense of the marriage pact.
“I can see how that works well for all parties,” he replied, sighing a grand sigh of relief that his coronation of Karloman as Imperator Romanorum wasn’t about to place him squarely in the sights of the vindictive Empress. “But now you’ll need to fulfill your end of the bargain. Are you sure you can?”
“I have little doubt of it Your Holiness,” Karloman replied, “For who knows how best to take Constantinopolis than the woman who once ruled her? Mark my words, that city will fall when I march upon it.” He declared, tone determined.
And as the Pope recalled his words again on the morning of Febuary 1st, 781, at the wedding of Eirene to Karloman, which he officiated he found himself realising that he didn’t doubt his sincerity. Not at all.
He prayed reality would match the new Emperor’s confidence, or the usurper in Constantinopolis would turn on him next...
The marriage of Karloman and the deposed Eirene of Athens had enormous dynastic implications, both in the near-term, and for the course of the history of Europe. Who can say what might have happened if this union had not occurred?
OOC: So... that union happened. Karloman basically doesn't want the East, he just wants legitimacy for his own Imperial title and no interference from Byzantium in his affairs. He's not going to put his Empire in jeopardy by trying to butt in and suddenly inherit a huge chunk of land ruled over by Greek Orthodoxies who think all Westerners are inferior barbarians.
Side-note. Obviously the split between Catholic and Orthodox is much, much later than this historically and they're still officially one church at this time, despite significant practical differences already having emerged. I'm going with the history of treating them as one church in two parts for this time period, rather than two separate Churches that the game models for even prior to the historical schism. There will come a time when that schism formally happens here too, but it'll be much less ridiculously early than it's modelled as being in game.
So now it'll be off to Constantinopolis next. How will the Byzantines react? How will Pepin and Karloman's three daughters view their new Step-mother and Eirene's kids? Who can say?