A species of unbelievers with inferior naval army and unfashionable fedoras, of a color in so terrible contrast with your cape. My, my, I really don't know what sin is the worst here.
To be truly a dapper gentleman my rube friend, you need at least a top hat to go with your long neck: even Smug Slugs know this, and they use a fashionable black bow tie.
I think a cultural rieducation is in order for the greater good.

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