17 Mar 38: World News Report, Warsaw, Poland. Poland delivers an ultimatum to Lithuania demanding the establishment of diplomatic relations. The lack of diplomatic relations related to Lithuania refusing to accept the Polish seizure of territory historically claimed by Lithuania in 1920. Poland hoped to strengthen their hold by forcing Lithuania to establish diplomatic relations. Lithuania accepted the demand on 19 March, but not the Polish claims.
24 Mar 38: World News Report, Tokyo, Japan. In another boost for growing Axis power, Nationalist China surrenders to Japan, ceding large amounts of territory in return for peace.
I fear turkey made a dealy precedent in regards to land grabbing...
Meanwhile, Neville Chamberlain makes an important foreign policy speech in the House of Commons, saying Britain would fight for France and Belgium if they were attacked
That lying cow.
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I feel that this is blatant Pip baiting.
Then it will never roast properly. You'll end up with dry breast meat but an under-done base. Cook it upside down for the first 1hr or so, then turn it right way up and continue cooking.
Never take cooking advice from aspiring-communist Euro-Asian bordering dictatorships, that is my top tip.
I'm no expert in mud fighting, but
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Just bought CK2 in the recent sale - that's mainly your fault Darth Kelebek, from your Albion AAR - so will also commence what I understand to be a long learning curve for that in between smashing the Persian Menace in 1938.
Now that is an old reference. Nowadays anyway. Still, good to see the origins of the tutorial AAR here.
Turkish soldiers are under strict orders not to pillage and to treat civilians they meet with respect: we want to bring the Persian lands into the Greater Turkish Republic as peacefully as possible, especially those closest to Turkey. They are full of minorities we do not wish to antagonize [Ed: This alternate time line offers the opportunity to tell a more inclusive narrative than Ottoman times were known for – even if it is via conquest. Much like Napoleon.]
Hmm...try not to think about it too much.
The phony war continues. In the early hours, the remaining 1st and 2nd Corps infantry units (1, 3, 5, 11 and 15 Inf Divs) arrive in Mahabad and are sent on to the south-east. Supply so far has not been a problem.
After 12 days, no enemy units have been sighted, let alone engaged.
I hadn't expected the Persian Army to do much, but I had assumed it did at least exist.
Turns out the desert is huge and the Persians don't like walking in it much.
Perhaps I should send Darth Kelebek or the bounty hunter Luca Brasi to discuss an early surrender? They should be able to find him easily enough, cowering under the bed in his palace. Unless he has already escaped, dressed as a washerwoman. But he's in no faction, so no Government-in-Exile for him: off to the Ex-King's Club, where at least he will be treated civilly and have lots of company
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Brasi's busy doing an Italian job for me...in Italy. So I guess I'll give the unfortunate Shah a visit. Still, we're doing wonders with the Ex-Kings Club. It's a beautiful mountain vista resort with blackjack (with the dealer being yours falsely) and a few dozen women-of-the-evening-and-potentially-breakfast-as-well types lounging around. I've also taken the liberty of inviting a few Swiss bankers with what they tell me is literally tons of nazi gold. Apparently, they won't miss it. Their country is full of the stuff at the moment.
I am less than convinced the British government would take the loss of the Anglo-Persian Oil Company with the level of indifference HOI3 suggests
Christ, the British government is apparently fine with pissing the war and empire away, never mind their oil concerns...
Historical Note: The Secret Intelligence Technical Headquarters (S.I.T.H.) is the section of Interior Minister Kaya’s security apparatus that looks after ‘wet’ or ‘black/dark’ ops, within the Greater Turkish Republic. Intelligence Head Ögel runs such operations in foreign countries. Assets like Luca Brasi are shared, as the requirement demands, although in his case Ögel is his primary ‘handler’. At this time, SITH was known colloquially within the Turkish intelligence community as ‘The Dark Side’. Given its highly classified and unacknowledged nature, people often didn’t know the power of the Dark Side.
More world building in action.
The Fascists are cementing their recent Pact of Steel (if you can cement steel).
It goes about as well as you might expect.
“Ah, Mr Kelebek, do come in!”
A menacing figure stands there, wearing a long black leather overcoat and a broad-brimmed dark hat, pulled down low so that his face is shrouded in shadow. He wears round sunglasses, despite being indoors. He makes a point of standing to one side, where the light is dim.
Karaduman wilted under the heavy gaze of the figure. He was wearing...wait, what? Was that a cloak or a coat or...a wing? Suddenly he was far more nervous than even the situation at hand merited.
"Walk this way," the figure indicated, and Karaduman suddenly found himself outside of the door and indeed, outside of the building.
"Wait...wha-"
"You think too much, you Turks. Often have I wondered why I have...am...developing an interest in this version of you people."
"This version? Who are you? Who do you work for? What's even your clearance to know all those things?"
The figure halted. Well, it seemed like it had always been stationary, despite it just having seemed like it was always moving alongside him. "This is Turkey is it not? The one that cannot decide its name or ultimate purpose? The one with...Springtime for Hitler?"
"Yes. Why, which other country is-?"
"Not other country. This country. Well, this country somewhere else. I suppose you may call me Kelebek if you are a Turk."
"Kelebek?" Karaduman said involuntary, his incredulity temporarily and terrifyingly overwhelming his sense of self-preservation.
"Careful," said Kelebek. "People tend to immolate when they say it too often. So does paper actually. It's why they go in for all sorts of names. Darth Kelebek...Kelebek on its own, Lucifer, Mr. Sin. Some even say TBC though that is not technically correct. But you didn't ask for a lecture on such aspects of things beyond your comprehension. Let it just remain unsaid that I am very old, very evil and very scary."
"But you just said it..."
Kelebek sighed. "Look, hold this will you?"
Karaduman instinctively grabbed what was handed to him and had time to adopt a look of surprise before he turned into energy and vanished.
Some years later, a few backpackers found an old, happy, fat Turk tending to a kitten farm in Tahiti. They were received warmly but did not understand much of what he said. 'Take this' however was repeated a lot. 'God bless the devil' they understood to be a mistranslation.
The first of many, many victims of SITH.
Many smaller states with have one very dominant and central Turkish republic and a National State Council of which the President of Turkey is the leader, with ‘national’ Premiers from each ‘independent’ republic. The President will appoint all the Premiers (and Turkey's Prime Minister), each of which will appoint and run their own state government that looks after domestic issues – education, utilities, infrastructure, local policing and courts and so on. All national security services, industrial policy, press and propaganda governance, defence and foreign policy will continue to be run centrally for the whole state, by the President and the Turkish cabinet. This will not be a democratic system in the Western (or even communist) sense. It will be a kind of paternal state socialism with Turkish characteristics.
Bulgaria, Greece and Albania will each have their own ‘autonomous’ republic.
The Former Yugoslavia will be divided into seven republics: Serbia, Croatia (they will be permitted to retain their principality system as previously approved), Bosnia-Herzegovina, Slovenia, Montenegro, Kosovo and Macedonia.
Persia will also be divided into seven republics: Khuzestan (based around Ahvaz), Iranian Azerbaijan (capital Tabriz), Central Iran (including Tehran and Esfahan), Khorasan (Soltanabad) Baluchestan (Zahedan), Hormozgan (Bandar-e-Abbas) and Bushehr.
‘the Glorious Union’
Union of Glorious National Republics
Great and Glorious Republic of Turkey
Everyone is glorious, but only turkey is great as well.
Issue of Greece answered above in the exchange of correspondence with our strategic advisor Lord El Pip: if they reject the carrot, they get the stick.
His Majesty might take exception to the apparently English 'Lord' Pip advising the Turkish government how to smackdown democratic and freedom-loving (I.e. generally allied friendly) Greece. Of course, if the paper's speculation that he is in fact not really a member of the house of lords but rather an extremely cunning tortoise that escaped a life of Jaffa cake deliveries for glory (through the clever use of a tortoise sized top hat and suit) as a military advisor for various unsavoury nations, then there is no problem.
...I should probably mention I'm up after twenty five hours (at 4 o clock GMT) sick with flu so whatever I just said should taken with a wee pinch of salt.
Mm. That wasn't the flu, as it turns out.
I cannot believe we got away with invading and taking the whole country in the rainy season without some big battles and casualties. At this rate, we'll be back on the axis border with barely any troops lost but a third of the world's oil under our belts.
Turkey led an extremely blessed first year.
On 3 July 1938 France and Turkey signed a pact on the Sanjak of Alexandretta (aka Hatay, aka Inskenderun), agreeing to settle the future of the region with an election. The allocation of seats in the sanjak assembly was based on the 1938 census held by the French authorities under international supervision: out of 40 seats, 22 were given to the Turks, nine for Alawi, five for Armenians, two for Sunni Arabs, and two for Antiochian Greeks. This repartition was the result of a Turkish military intervention just beforehand, on 5 July 1938.
Syria contues to be a THORN in our side.
Turkish Dominions Expand - Again. Turkish rule now spans from the Italian border in the west to Afghanistan and India in the east, with two long borders with our hoped-for Soviet ally either side of the Caspian Sea. Iran adds a great deal of oil and a lot of land, but not too much else. One very noticeable characteristic of the new Dominions is how long and thin (comparatively) the nation is now. While Turkey is neatly placed in the middle of this sprawling multi-ethnic expanse, distance is a very serious factor. As will be the defence of key points. While we can’t afford to defend much of Iran, thought will have to be given at least to providing a small force to put down rebellions and perhaps a garrison for the enormous oilfields of Ahvaz. Even if there aren’t any obvious nearby enemies to threaten them at the moment, they are vulnerable to naval assault by some opportunist in the future (for example, Italy is quite close in Ethiopia).
It's damn impressive really. Certainly a huge European and Asia Minor empire. One of the larger ones in history and already more successful and stable than the Byzantine state and ottoman state ever managed, plus a conquest of Persia, something not accomplished from the west since...well, Alexander.
experienced diplomat Vatan 'Vito' Ceylan, the Ambassador to Romania, has been posted to the key appointment of Ambassador to Italy. He will be taking his old ‘associate’, Luca Brasi, as his '1st Secretary Cultural Affairs' - an eminently plausible cover. They will take up their postings as soon as possible, with the first task being to determine what Italy’s intentions are towards Turkey; gauge the strength of Mussolini’s commitment to the Pact of Steel (his talk is renowned as being louder than his deeds) and to report on likely developments with Czechoslovakia.
Yes...this did not end well for either of them...
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