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17 Mar 38: World News Report, Warsaw, Poland. Poland delivers an ultimatum to Lithuania demanding the establishment of diplomatic relations. The lack of diplomatic relations related to Lithuania refusing to accept the Polish seizure of territory historically claimed by Lithuania in 1920. Poland hoped to strengthen their hold by forcing Lithuania to establish diplomatic relations. Lithuania accepted the demand on 19 March, but not the Polish claims.
24 Mar 38: World News Report, Tokyo, Japan. In another boost for growing Axis power, Nationalist China surrenders to Japan, ceding large amounts of territory in return for peace.

I fear turkey made a dealy precedent in regards to land grabbing...

Meanwhile, Neville Chamberlain makes an important foreign policy speech in the House of Commons, saying Britain would fight for France and Belgium if they were attacked

That lying cow.

this Turkey isn't for turning :)
I feel that this is blatant Pip baiting.
Then it will never roast properly. You'll end up with dry breast meat but an under-done base. Cook it upside down for the first 1hr or so, then turn it right way up and continue cooking.

Never take cooking advice from aspiring-communist Euro-Asian bordering dictatorships, that is my top tip.

I'm no expert in mud fighting, but

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Just bought CK2 in the recent sale - that's mainly your fault Darth Kelebek ;), from your Albion AAR - so will also commence what I understand to be a long learning curve for that in between smashing the Persian Menace in 1938.

Now that is an old reference. Nowadays anyway. Still, good to see the origins of the tutorial AAR here.

Turkish soldiers are under strict orders not to pillage and to treat civilians they meet with respect: we want to bring the Persian lands into the Greater Turkish Republic as peacefully as possible, especially those closest to Turkey. They are full of minorities we do not wish to antagonize [Ed: This alternate time line offers the opportunity to tell a more inclusive narrative than Ottoman times were known for – even if it is via conquest. Much like Napoleon.]

Hmm...try not to think about it too much.

The phony war continues. In the early hours, the remaining 1st and 2nd Corps infantry units (1, 3, 5, 11 and 15 Inf Divs) arrive in Mahabad and are sent on to the south-east. Supply so far has not been a problem.
After 12 days, no enemy units have been sighted, let alone engaged.
I hadn't expected the Persian Army to do much, but I had assumed it did at least exist.

Turns out the desert is huge and the Persians don't like walking in it much.

Perhaps I should send Darth Kelebek or the bounty hunter Luca Brasi to discuss an early surrender? They should be able to find him easily enough, cowering under the bed in his palace. Unless he has already escaped, dressed as a washerwoman :D. But he's in no faction, so no Government-in-Exile for him: off to the Ex-King's Club, where at least he will be treated civilly and have lots of company :cool:
Brasi's busy doing an Italian job for me...in Italy. So I guess I'll give the unfortunate Shah a visit. Still, we're doing wonders with the Ex-Kings Club. It's a beautiful mountain vista resort with blackjack (with the dealer being yours falsely) and a few dozen women-of-the-evening-and-potentially-breakfast-as-well types lounging around. I've also taken the liberty of inviting a few Swiss bankers with what they tell me is literally tons of nazi gold. Apparently, they won't miss it. Their country is full of the stuff at the moment.
I am less than convinced the British government would take the loss of the Anglo-Persian Oil Company with the level of indifference HOI3 suggests

Christ, the British government is apparently fine with pissing the war and empire away, never mind their oil concerns...

Historical Note: The Secret Intelligence Technical Headquarters (S.I.T.H.) is the section of Interior Minister Kaya’s security apparatus that looks after ‘wet’ or ‘black/dark’ ops, within the Greater Turkish Republic. Intelligence Head Ögel runs such operations in foreign countries. Assets like Luca Brasi are shared, as the requirement demands, although in his case Ögel is his primary ‘handler’. At this time, SITH was known colloquially within the Turkish intelligence community as ‘The Dark Side’. Given its highly classified and unacknowledged nature, people often didn’t know the power of the Dark Side.

More world building in action.

The Fascists are cementing their recent Pact of Steel (if you can cement steel).

It goes about as well as you might expect.

“Ah, Mr Kelebek, do come in!”
A menacing figure stands there, wearing a long black leather overcoat and a broad-brimmed dark hat, pulled down low so that his face is shrouded in shadow. He wears round sunglasses, despite being indoors. He makes a point of standing to one side, where the light is dim.
Karaduman wilted under the heavy gaze of the figure. He was wearing...wait, what? Was that a cloak or a coat or...a wing? Suddenly he was far more nervous than even the situation at hand merited.
"Walk this way," the figure indicated, and Karaduman suddenly found himself outside of the door and indeed, outside of the building.

"Wait...wha-"

"You think too much, you Turks. Often have I wondered why I have...am...developing an interest in this version of you people."

"This version? Who are you? Who do you work for? What's even your clearance to know all those things?"

The figure halted. Well, it seemed like it had always been stationary, despite it just having seemed like it was always moving alongside him. "This is Turkey is it not? The one that cannot decide its name or ultimate purpose? The one with...Springtime for Hitler?"

"Yes. Why, which other country is-?"

"Not other country. This country. Well, this country somewhere else. I suppose you may call me Kelebek if you are a Turk."

"Kelebek?" Karaduman said involuntary, his incredulity temporarily and terrifyingly overwhelming his sense of self-preservation.

"Careful," said Kelebek. "People tend to immolate when they say it too often. So does paper actually. It's why they go in for all sorts of names. Darth Kelebek...Kelebek on its own, Lucifer, Mr. Sin. Some even say TBC though that is not technically correct. But you didn't ask for a lecture on such aspects of things beyond your comprehension. Let it just remain unsaid that I am very old, very evil and very scary."

"But you just said it..."

Kelebek sighed. "Look, hold this will you?"

Karaduman instinctively grabbed what was handed to him and had time to adopt a look of surprise before he turned into energy and vanished.

Some years later, a few backpackers found an old, happy, fat Turk tending to a kitten farm in Tahiti. They were received warmly but did not understand much of what he said. 'Take this' however was repeated a lot. 'God bless the devil' they understood to be a mistranslation.

The first of many, many victims of SITH.

Many smaller states with have one very dominant and central Turkish republic and a National State Council of which the President of Turkey is the leader, with ‘national’ Premiers from each ‘independent’ republic. The President will appoint all the Premiers (and Turkey's Prime Minister), each of which will appoint and run their own state government that looks after domestic issues – education, utilities, infrastructure, local policing and courts and so on. All national security services, industrial policy, press and propaganda governance, defence and foreign policy will continue to be run centrally for the whole state, by the President and the Turkish cabinet. This will not be a democratic system in the Western (or even communist) sense. It will be a kind of paternal state socialism with Turkish characteristics.
Bulgaria, Greece and Albania will each have their own ‘autonomous’ republic.
The Former Yugoslavia will be divided into seven republics: Serbia, Croatia (they will be permitted to retain their principality system as previously approved), Bosnia-Herzegovina, Slovenia, Montenegro, Kosovo and Macedonia.
Persia will also be divided into seven republics: Khuzestan (based around Ahvaz), Iranian Azerbaijan (capital Tabriz), Central Iran (including Tehran and Esfahan), Khorasan (Soltanabad) Baluchestan (Zahedan), Hormozgan (Bandar-e-Abbas) and Bushehr.
‘the Glorious Union
Union of Glorious National Republics
Great and Glorious Republic of Turkey

Everyone is glorious, but only turkey is great as well.

Issue of Greece answered above in the exchange of correspondence with our strategic advisor Lord El Pip: if they reject the carrot, they get the stick :p.
His Majesty might take exception to the apparently English 'Lord' Pip advising the Turkish government how to smackdown democratic and freedom-loving (I.e. generally allied friendly) Greece. Of course, if the paper's speculation that he is in fact not really a member of the house of lords but rather an extremely cunning tortoise that escaped a life of Jaffa cake deliveries for glory (through the clever use of a tortoise sized top hat and suit) as a military advisor for various unsavoury nations, then there is no problem.
...I should probably mention I'm up after twenty five hours (at 4 o clock GMT) sick with flu so whatever I just said should taken with a wee pinch of salt.

Mm. That wasn't the flu, as it turns out.

I cannot believe we got away with invading and taking the whole country in the rainy season without some big battles and casualties. At this rate, we'll be back on the axis border with barely any troops lost but a third of the world's oil under our belts.

Turkey led an extremely blessed first year.

On 3 July 1938 France and Turkey signed a pact on the Sanjak of Alexandretta (aka Hatay, aka Inskenderun), agreeing to settle the future of the region with an election. The allocation of seats in the sanjak assembly was based on the 1938 census held by the French authorities under international supervision: out of 40 seats, 22 were given to the Turks, nine for Alawi, five for Armenians, two for Sunni Arabs, and two for Antiochian Greeks. This repartition was the result of a Turkish military intervention just beforehand, on 5 July 1938.

Syria contues to be a THORN in our side.

Turkish Dominions Expand - Again. Turkish rule now spans from the Italian border in the west to Afghanistan and India in the east, with two long borders with our hoped-for Soviet ally either side of the Caspian Sea. Iran adds a great deal of oil and a lot of land, but not too much else. One very noticeable characteristic of the new Dominions is how long and thin (comparatively) the nation is now. While Turkey is neatly placed in the middle of this sprawling multi-ethnic expanse, distance is a very serious factor. As will be the defence of key points. While we can’t afford to defend much of Iran, thought will have to be given at least to providing a small force to put down rebellions and perhaps a garrison for the enormous oilfields of Ahvaz. Even if there aren’t any obvious nearby enemies to threaten them at the moment, they are vulnerable to naval assault by some opportunist in the future (for example, Italy is quite close in Ethiopia).

It's damn impressive really. Certainly a huge European and Asia Minor empire. One of the larger ones in history and already more successful and stable than the Byzantine state and ottoman state ever managed, plus a conquest of Persia, something not accomplished from the west since...well, Alexander.

experienced diplomat Vatan 'Vito' Ceylan, the Ambassador to Romania, has been posted to the key appointment of Ambassador to Italy. He will be taking his old ‘associate’, Luca Brasi, as his '1st Secretary Cultural Affairs' - an eminently plausible cover o_O. They will take up their postings as soon as possible, with the first task being to determine what Italy’s intentions are towards Turkey; gauge the strength of Mussolini’s commitment to the Pact of Steel (his talk is renowned as being louder than his deeds) and to report on likely developments with Czechoslovakia.

Yes...this did not end well for either of them...
 
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@TheButterflyComposer Thanks again for this nostalgic review - and especially the reminders of where many long-standing AAR tropes, characters and plot lines began! Glad the reread is providing entertainment and I appreciate the effort and support it indicates. :)
 
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@TheButterflyComposer Thanks again for this nostalgic review - and especially the reminders of where many long-standing AAR tropes, characters and plot lines began! Glad the reread is providing entertainment and I appreciate the effort and support it indicates. :)

It'll prove useful for the post war planning that needs to start.

For example, we've split almost all conquests into smaller republics. So Italy and anything else will probably be split up into segments rather than stuck together. This may indeed prove better in the long run for both Italy and Turkey.
 
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Still yet to make any further progress on catching up, but I’ve been reading Benedict Anderson’s Imagined Communities today and I was struck by this tidbit about Turkish nationalism:
Kemal Atatürk named one of his state banks the Eti Bank (Hittite Bank) and another the Sumerian Bank. … These banks flourish today [1983], and there is no reason to doubt that many Turks, possibly not excluding Kemal himself, seriously saw, and see, in the Hittites and the Sumerians their Turkish forebears.

I will patiently await the Glorious Union’s glorious reinterpretation of the life of Gilgamesh.
 
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Still yet to make any further progress on catching up, but I’ve been reading Benedict Anderson’s Imagined Communities today and I was struck by this tidbit about Turkish nationalism:
Kemal Atatürk named one of his state banks the Eti Bank (Hittite Bank) and another the Sumerian Bank. … These banks flourish today [1983], and there is no reason to doubt that many Turks, possibly not excluding Kemal himself, seriously saw, and see, in the Hittites and the Sumerians their Turkish forebears.

I will patiently await the Glorious Union’s glorious reinterpretation of the life of Gilgamesh.
Interesting. I did read in an authoritative bio of Ataturk by Andrew Mango (which @stnylan very kindly gave me when I visited the UK last year - oh, the glories of pre-COVID 19) that they went through this phase of rather quixotically imagining the previous peoples and civilisations that had inhabited the area somehow being Turkish forebears in a racial sense. Despite the incongruity of it in practical terms. The 20s and 30s were strange times for such things.

If we ever build a battleship, it will have to be called the Gilgamesh! :D
 
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Interesting. I did read in an authoritative bio of Ataturk by Andrew Mango (which @stnylan very kindly gave me when I visited the UK last year - oh, the glories of pre-COVID 19) that they went through this phase of rather quixotically imagining the previous peoples and civilisations that had inhabited the area somehow being Turkish forebears in a racial sense. Despite the incongruity of it in practical terms. The 20s and 30s were strange times for such things.

If we ever build a battleship, it will have to be called the Gilgamesh! :D
The Sumerians, Akkadians, Hittites etc didn't go anywhere when you think of it, they just started speaking different languages and in turn Turkish. It may well be that a random citizen of Turkey has more ancient Anatolian civilization blood in them than Oghuz blood. Also, there was the alleged bit of Ataturk about Troy/Achaia after the war of independence so he owned that part as well (again allegedly, but probable).

For example when I was in high school we had Gilgamesh (among others) in literature class.
 
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Having just been created to serve as a wetwork ops division of the Turkish intelligences services undermine control of Kaya, we see in the next few updates how Kelebek sidelines him, takes control of SITH and rapidly expands their remit using a variety of events and incidents, to the extent that by the Middle of 1939, they're well on their way to controlling all intelligence operations outside of the Glorious Union. And we know they doesn't stop there either...

Interior Minister Kaya declares the latest round of German influence over, arresting a ring of alleged German sympathisers and agitators. The effect this time is to set alignment progress back about 12 points. ‘The Kelebek Kompositor’ (aka Darth Kelebek), back from his ‘learning tour’ of the Iranian dominions, is sent to interrogate the prisoners. An early winter chill seems to settle into the corridors of S.I.T.H. – no new information is gleaned, but the perpetrators (after confessing to anything Kelebek puts to them) will not offend again. Or do anything, for that matter.

So here we are at the begining, Kaya calling the shots and Kelebek serving as his personal attack dog.

That was merely a Quite Good Churchill scene. Much like the tale of the giant rat of Sumatra the world is not yet ready for a full strength super Churchill scene, but rest assured when the populace are capable it shall be published so that all may bask in it's radiant magnificence.

I may have to start compiling a separate list of Pip prompts to put into the epic list thread.

I have consulted the oracles and dug deep into the entrails and bring great knowledge. I believe that due to the dark influences of Darth Kelebek that Ataturk will not die of old age or disease and cannot be killed with conventional weapons.

This is because in HoI3 there is no Death of the Great Turk or similar event. There was in HoI2, then Paradox 'improved' the game by removing it and so politicians are mostly immortal unless there is a specific event for them, which only the important leaders of the major powers get.

I note, with approval, miners being praised and believe that Turkey can adopt similar Stakanhovite methods (i.e blatantly cooking the books and lying about production figures, then putting a massive propaganda effort in). If others will take care of the actual production part then, for the good of the nation, I am prepared to put in the long hours in with Persephone to make this happen...
Further, further research indicates it was only added in Their Finest Hour, it wasn't in the base HOI3 game (but was in HOI2). I imagine it was sold as a feature of the DLC - "Their Finest Hour also includes the semi-realistic death of Ataturk!"

It lives in the tfh directory away from all the normal events, the curious will find it in political_events.txt - Event 8000

The event specifies it has to be at least 1938 and it is a "mean time to happen" event with a period of 6 months, so on average he should die in June 1938 but in theory it can be any point after 1/1/1938.
Well we did have an in-canon scene where the president made a deal to that effect...he can't die until he's made some headway into destroying the Nazis and building the Turkish empire. I never said that meant he was going to be healthy for all that.
One French specialist remarks the delay in diagnosis may have been due not to ignorance but instead to the delicate nature of having to tell Atatürk, and also the Turkish nation, that a widely respected Muslim leader had a serious alcohol-related disease.

Quite the awkward and embarising thing, in and out of universes.

The subordinate National Governments within the Union will also be directed to conduct their own information campaigns in the constituent Republics. Expertise in such work will be imported from the Soviets, while Kaya and Ögel will provide the services of S.I.T.H. to ensure the directive is enforced in the provinces. Good to see a collaborative whole-of-government approach to getting the story out!

Oops. This is their first critical error. Once SITH start being allowed to operate in the outer republics, they didn't stop. By the end of the year, with all the revolts and security issues going on, SITH becomes the default secret police in the Balkans.

Fearing saboteurs and assassins from disgruntled elements from the recently acquired Dominions, Interior Minister Kaya puts Darth Kelebek and a large contingent of S.I.T.H. agents in charge of general security arrangements in the capital.

The second huge mistake, letting a wetwork group of assassins and counter espionage types run the security in the capital, even for a brief period of time. It sets the precedent that is followed throughout the rest of the aar that despite being barred from normally operating within turkey itself, they can provide security at times of national importance or crisises. And guess what, those happened more and more oftentimes, to the point that eventually a SITH guard I suspect permentaky attached to the cabinet by their own recommendation.

Following the short speech, broadcast to the Nation, the Union and the World, President Atatürk and the newly inaugurated Milli Şef Inönü review the Foundation Day military parade, taking the salute as the proud veterans of the 1937-38 Wars of Establishment march pass in review order.
The sound of the aircraft gets louder and louder. Luca, looking out the window, sees it is a large, low flying civilian floatplane, heading straight for their corner room. It looks like it has been rigged with large machine guns or canon under each wing …
Try as he might, he cannot get the improvised gun system to operate. It had worked so well in the practice firing! He turns away desperately, making for the country and heading west for the sea. He is soon pursued by two Curtiss Hawk 3s of the Turkish Air Force, scrambled to apprehend this daring would-be assassin.
This episode is seen as yet another lapse by Interior Minister Kaya: had the jury-rigged firing mechanism on the plane not malfunctioned, most or all of the Council of Premiers, including Inönü, would have been butchered. At the least, such a bold and destructive attack at the heart of Turkey and the newly established Glorious Union would have been seen as a stunning slap in the face for Turkey and its Union. While the affair has been largely hushed up and ‘alternative facts’ provided by the state-run media, it shows the Path to Glory has many potential potholes along the way.
Kelebek is not happy. There will certainly be a visitation a midnight tonight in store for Kaya.

Something clearly happens at this point because after this time, Kaya becomes increasingly paranoid and terrified of Kelebek.

On the available evidence I would suspect the Germans. It's an overly elaborate, needlessly complicated plan that depends on countless things going absolutely right or, as we saw, it fails spectacularly. Those features were a hallmark of the German intelligence services and indeed many other parts of the German state at the time. Mark my words, German plot.
But, while we only got their Ambassador on an official basis, we did manage a diplomatic coup: the good offices of our private strategic advisor, Lord El Pip, and the close attentions of our very diligent ambassador in London, have secured attendance by Sir Winston Churchill! He is on a fact-finding tour as a ‘private citizen’, but is given VVIP treatment and a meeting with PM Inönü himself. Discussion of course centres around the (as Churchill and Inönü both see it) inevitable threat of general war in Europe. Inönü explains the rationale of Turkey’s actions to establish the Glorious Union and diplomatic alignment to the Comintern: while our country respects the might of the British Empire and its Royal Navy, the existential threat to Turkey will be land-based and will come from Germany. Without Russia in the war, we are afraid the Calistar Line will not be enough to preserve the Turkish Motherland.
On this visit, Litvinov is accompanied by a quiet and mysterious officer who is introduced as Vladimir Net-Nazvanija (clearly a cover name). Intelligence Chief Ögel believes this is agent ‘SkitalecS3’ - which translates as ‘RoverS3’ - of the GRU. The GRU is the Soviet’s highly secretive Main Intelligence Directorate - or ‘Fourth Department’ - of the Defence Ministry, Glavnoye Razvedyvatel'noye Upravleniye in Russian, hence GRU. RoverS3 is clearly here to assess Turkish military capabilities and preparedness, in case they have to either oppose or work with us in the future.
Inönü's newly appointed ‘personal security adviser’, his ‘illegitimate’ nephew Volkan (or ‘Vinnie’) Mancini, sits in on the meeting. His mixed Turkish-Italian parentage, propensity for merciless violence and fierce family loyalty make him a risky but logical choice in these troubled and treacherous times (where alliteration lurks menacingly behind every door).
Japan’s Ambassador was encouraged by the Turkish Foreign Ministry to fall unexpectedly ill
Oo...I bet Churchill loved that. The Turks telling him his navy would be of little use to them in the Great War coming against Germany and it was going to be the armies of the world that would get all the credit (and most of the hardship)...AND THAT THEY ARE REINFORCING THE DARDANELLES?

Turns out he's a bit of a wet blanket, much like the rest of the British are.

There is also an early report from the crash site of the would-be assassins’ float-plane. Not much is left in one piece, but there is evidence to be had – it will just take time. There is no immediate identification possible on the two crew who were in the plane when it crashed. But weapon parts should be recoverable and the site will continue to be scoured for other evidence, such as maps, personal effects or flight plans that might give something away. Our investigators will also look for serial numbers or any identification of aircraft parts that might make it possible to track down the history of the plane. We know it is Italian, but how did the conspirators get hold of it? It is too obvious to blame this simply on the Italians – or is it a devious double-bluff!?
Elsewhere in Ankara, in a cold, grey, windowless room in the Interior Ministry, the key members of Turkey's feared internal security apparatus are meeting. They have received extremely concerning reports of Zasa’s increasingly brazen activities in Albania. Things are at the point where they are worried Albania could be on the point of breaking away from the new Union: if Zasa were to let the Italians in, Turkey could find its own tactics being used on it. And the contagion could start to spread if Zasa gets away with it. Inönü’s orders to keep the troops out of Albania could open the door to that possibility, while Turkey is also simultaneously dealing with the rebellion in Bosnia-Herzegovina.
An icy chill sweeps through the room. The Kelebek Kompositor has entered and started listening to the conversation. He is quietly amused at the whole situation, in his usual cold and dark way. Who lives and dies in this world of despair, for him is neither here nor there.
Do it!” says Kelebek, with cold determination. He is interested to see if this Vinnie is up to it – able to catch and kill his own.
When questioned about the strange design decision to make the rooms as unlivable as possible, the architect (having been sedated with morphine after his fifth panic attack) explained that most of S.I.T.H.'s buildings were built on dormant volcanoes, like the ones dotted around the massive chain in central Italy. When asked why Kelebek and his private office would want such volatile bases, he gave a nervous chuckle and suffered a fatal heart attack.
The Dark Lord sighed in its private office. What was this world coming to when it could simply dare people into doing foolish things for no reward? In the past, you actually had to try to corrupt the hearts and minds of men. Not that they were any less animalistic and puerile than these modern creatures but they were also heavily indoctrinated against such hedonistic ways by a ruling over class of priests. This world was becoming much less so over time, which made things both easier and less fun. Mind you, it thought reflectively, this was merely a holdover holiday before the true test would begin. Though fascinating these Turks were (especially compared to many other examples throughout the dimensions) they were never going to 'get off the ground' as it were. Kelebek shifted as the entity once again twisted inside. It hated being completed by the kompositor. The Kompositor was no fun at all and kept freezing everything it came into contact with. Kelebek preferred energy, the rush of fleeting heat and light rather than empty blackness.
It just so happened one of the press reporters from before was in the shop, buying some of that excellent salami that Joey had recommended earlier. He had heard the gunshots and commotion in the street and had his camera at the ready. He was facing the door as Zasa came up and started banging on it: he managed to take this photo of Joey Zasa hit after the first shot. At which point, having taken the ‘money shot’, he wisely took cover. The photo was seized by the Turkish secret police before it could be published, and Vinnie’s cover blown. It is now mounted and framed at S.I.T.H. in Ankara!
“I got a go-ahead from Kaya; I got a go-ahead from Kelebek. It was the right decision, Uncle Ismet.”

This is the first time Kelebek orders something before Kaya does, and Kaya, notably, does not kick up a fuss about it. Vinnie and the rest of the Turkish government still view Kaya as in control, that's why vinnie cites him first, but in actual fact, it seems power is slowly being usurped from within.

News Report: Berlin, Germany. The dismemberment of Czechoslovakia is completed with the proclamation of the Protectorate

Yes...we've definetly been giving Hitler ideas.

“Same routine as usual, Mr Kelebek. He has risen late and has just been given his breakfast and milk thistle extract.” Ridvan pauses for a moment; he is one of the Father Turk’s longest serving and most observant guards. “Though
But Kelebek has already burst through the door and moved like a hot desert wind into Atat
“STOP!” he yells in a blood-freezing scream.
Atatürk was about to raise the milk-thistle mixture to his lips, and does indeed freeze.
“Have you drunk any of it yet?” asks Kelebek urgently. Atatürk shakes his head. “Please, put the cup down carefully sir,” he instructs more calmly now.
Kelebek walks over and sniffs the mixture. He is a master of poisons and detects the tell-tale signs of cyanide, which the attempted poisoner had relied on being masked by the liver-treatment mixture. “This was an assassination attempt. Nobody touch this tray. Get the President to a safe location immediately. I will discover the details of this plot and report back.” There is not a hint of doubt in his voice. He sweeps out of the room.
As they drive through Istanbul, Kelebek starts talking to Gültekin: “Paulie, just so I have this straight, who reviewed the maids' roster this morning and authorised the change?”
Paulie fidgets uneasily. “You know I checked in sick this morning, Kelebek. So I wasn’t able to review the roster today. I’m sorry.”
“Ridvan, pull over could you, I need to take a leak,” says Kelebek as they drive past a deserted area of park land. Ridvan looks at him in the rear-vision mirror; Kelebek nods slightly then gets out of car and moves off to the side of the road. He relieves himself, his back to the car. There are two gunshots.
“That is his reward for betrayal,” says Kelebek coldly. Paulie had checked in sick three times in the last month. Each time he got calls from a payphone across from the Palace building. Kelebek had checked the telephone exchange records this morning. The number was traced to an Italian ‘Import-Export’ business run by a man named Virgil ‘The Turk’ Sollozzo. He is a known enforcer and drug dealer for a powerful Sicilian crime family. Polat Gültekin had sold out his President - for money.
The April Fools’ Day Plot (with Polat ‘Paulie’ Gültekin ending up in the starring role) has been averted and security stepped up to unprecedented levels. But it cannot prevent gratuitous alliteration. Nor can it thwart the one assassin who cannot be stopped and who makes it through all their careful defences: time. Months of severe illness have taken their toll on the Father Turk. The best treatments available to the modern medicine of the 1930s have only delayed the inevitable. Mustapha Kemal Atatürk dies peacefully in his sleep, from natural causes, in the early hours of 2 April 1939.

This is more a happy bit of luck. Kelebek and SITH get all the credit for preventing the assassination whilst the traditional security services look increasingly inept and incompetent.

I mean...the uk could sit out of this I guess. It would screw up everyone's plans if they did though, since I don't think anyone including the Germans believe they won't declare war.

Huh...turns out this is correct.

News Report: Paris, France. OTL Event (no game effect): France and Turkey sign a mutual assistance pact. France renounces all claims to the Republic of Hatay while Turkey promises aid to France in the event of aggression.

Given what ends up happening to France and turkey, I would say this agreement is closer to cannon than you might have thought at the time.

Inönü will have none of it: “I’ve come here to show myself and demonstrate the power and fortitude of the Union of Glorious National Republics. I will not cower nor shy away from these gutter crawlers and sewer rats. Let them do their worst!” He is fully aware of some of the parallels to 1914. Indeed, he has deliberately chosen the 25th anniversary of the assassination of Austro-Hungarian Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand for his visit to Sarajevo. But he will not succumb to fear. Everyone would know he had done so and this would diminish Turkey’s standing in a restive and volatile region. The show must go on!
The Cession of Hatay finally becomes available, which Turkey enforces immediately. 1/3 Cav Bde is sent to secure our new Mediterranean port of Iskenderun.
Vinnie sits next to Inönü. “Everything is fine for now, Uncle. Luca Brasi has been sent to the Vatican and Kelebek is in Rome, about to deliver a message from you to ‘Don’ Licio Lucchesi.”
In Rome, Kelebek is admitted into Lucchesi’s office. He has been thoroughly searched.
In Keinszig’s hotel room, one of Ögel’s assassins slips in silently. As Keinszig lies on his bed, the assassin puts a pillow over his face and begins to suffocate him, saying “This is from ‘Vito’ Ceylan.”
In Lucchesi’s office in Rome, Kelebek stands before him. “So, you have a message from President Inönü. What is it? Speak!”
“You have lost the faith of the people,” says Kelebek in Italian.
“He who builds on the people builds on mud,” answers Lucchesi disdainfully. “And Ismet Inönü’s message?”
“It is very important, I must whisper it in your ear.”
Kelebek approaches and whispers to him: “Power wears out those who don’t have it.” Lucchesi just laughs.
At which point Kelebek takes Lucchesi’s reading glasses, which are lying folded on his desk, and stabs him in the neck with them. While he dies quickly in a fountain of blood, Kelebek springs through an open window into the darkness before the stunned bodyguard can react. He looks out and, although they are three floors up, nothing can be seen of the deadly visitor. He has seemingly disappeared into the night.
In the Vatican, Archbishop Gilday walks up a long flight of stairs towards the Pope’s offices, clearly expecting to hear soon if his handiwork has succeeded. Luca Brasi steps out of the shadows and, before Gilday can react, shoots him three times with a silenced pistol and then throws him off the balcony, making good his escape.
As the confusion begins to clear a little, it transpires Inönü has been shot in the shoulder. But he can see that Vinnie has been shot just below the heart: he had seen Mosca pull the gun and threw himself into the path of the bullet. After looking down briefly at the blood spreading on his white dress shirt, he knows the wound is fatal. He just manages to say “Uncle?” before slumping to the ground, dead.

Another very successful day for SITH. even better from their perspective, the only other intelligence operative the president trusts more than them is now dead.

She has adopted the surname and nom de guerre of Kavgaci (“fighter” or “militant”, also “quarrelsome, contentious, belligerent, combative, bellicose”). Having recently come of age and in accordance with Atatürk’s teachings on the equal place of women in modern Turkey (and having already carried out her first mission as a ‘civilian’ in helping to take down Montenegrin Premier Osvaldo Altobello in Sarajevo on the recent ‘Night of Reckoning’), she has enlisted as a trainee undercover ‘special operative’ in Ögel’s Milli Emniyet Hizmeti (National Security Service). She begins her training at S.I.T.H. immediately after the funeral.

...and Kelebek immediately recruits cennet given half the chance.

Another nationalist uprising breaks out in the former Yugoslavia

And now SITH, not Kaya's mob, are in charge of dealing wit it. Part one of their rise to power is almost complete. They have almost full and unilateral control over all operations outside of turkey itself.

Very interesting to watch this evolve naturally over time.
 
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Especially as Italy and turkey have a surprisingly robust friendship inuniverse despite all the plots and assassination and stuff.

This may help when we try to intergrate them into the republics. Then again, the Turkish army and Balkan republics hate the Italians right now. Especially their Air Force.

"Here's the position of the German army. Here is the position of the Russian army. And here is our own position, summarised in one rude word."
The German invasion of Poland begins at 3pm. The Luftwaffe begins bombing raids on airfields, ships and troops. The first shots of the Second Great War (GW2) are fired. The series of battles collectively known as the Battle of the Border begin in Poland. There is no action on the Franco-German border.
We receive our first direct battlefield report. One of our observers with the Polish 1st Army Group Headquarters in Kraków (FM Bittner – SK1) was forward with the Polish 11th Division (MAJGEN Podhorski SK2) in the border city of Katowice. After a fierce battle, the Poles won a brave but costly victory against more than three times their number of German attackers. However, to the south-west, the divisional commander reports his left flank is wide open – a three-province gap in front of Krakow, through which German infantry and at least one light Panzer division are pouring.
The final tracks are laid for the new Ankara-Adana Railway upgrade in the very early hours of 31 Aug. A later project would be to improve communication links across to Iran, but that will have to wait for now. For now, the urgent construction of additional air defences continues, as it will be a long time before we are likely to have access to decent fighter licenses.
the fate of poor Poland is being studied with great interest and not a little fear. While the General Staff cannot of course be sure, they believe Turkey may have enough troops to hold the Calistar Line indefinitely. But they definitely do not believe they have anything near enough to hold southern Greece.

We actually learnt quite a bit from the polish war. The Germans can be halted in defensive lines, can be beaten back in small cracks in the line that can then be broke through for encirclement. The construction of the complete railway network ended up being very usefully put too.

nuclearslurpee, (aka defence correspondent Nukeluru Slorepee in the TT universe), the thanks of a grateful Turkey and Union of Glorious National Republics be on you! By way of expressing the gratitude of the Government for your recent advice on mobilisation theories, the following is offered as a token of the President's esteem:

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Acknowledgements also to those who have made similar suggestions in the past. I'm not too proud to change my views for the reader, story and of course the Great and Glorious Republic of Turkey! ;)
*sniff* I'd like to thank the Glorious National Academy... *dabs eyes with handkerchief*

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This might be a first, a military leader still being alive when his grand defensive or offensive plan is tested in an actual war! Hopefully it is many more times successful than every other grand plan of the past fifty years.

...turned out to have not been used.

It is at that. One day (years from now probably :p) when i finally finish this war and AAR I might (if not too drained for it) do a quick non-AAR play through coming to the aid of Poland, just to see what happens. Just with a lead up to set up all available forces to hit Germany just as they launch on Poland. Would probably go down in flames, but might be an interesting exercise. But not now, it would ruin my zeitgeist for the Turkey of this universe :oops:

Could still do it.

In the evening, New Zealand announces it is also joining the Allies and therefore the Second Great War.

It does not end well for them. Or the Australian. Strangely enough, they're the only Commonwealth realms to get super damaged by the war so far.

Next, Foreign Minister Aras takes great pleasure in declining another trade request from the filthy Hun aggressor: they want good Turkish fuel to power their evil war machine as it drives across Poland. The cheek of it! The answer is a firm “asla”!
It's telling that in this scenario, Poland has made a tempary defsive line and with that and the cav alone set the German timetable back by weeks (compared to OtL). Any and all time and manpower spent on Poland, the weakest link in the chain of Allies, is time and manpower that will be sorely missed in France. It could be that after the axis wins in France, they have to halt for months or a full year to resupply and recover. Hardly consolation for Europe but a rather good victory against a faction that went to war in the first place because it was struggling for resources.
The September Campaign (which just managed to last into October) is over, just over a month after it began. The Polish Government never actually surrendered – they have fled overseas to form a Government in Exile. But troops under arms all over the remaining Polish territory make their own arrangements to surrender, with Germany declaring its conquest of Poland at midnight. Turkey’s Embassy in Warszawa has emerged damaged, but with no casualties among the limited number of staff who remained. In his final report from Warszawa, at 1am Ambassador Ahmet Ferit Tek advises Ankara that Germany has seized much of western Poland and incorporated it into the Greater German Reich. A temporary military governorate controls the rest of the country.
Fantastic amount of delaying going on here! The longer the Germans waste time on the vanilla war (Poland and France), the better for us! Especially as they seem to have lost more than they were planning on in taking Poland. Lets see if France and the other European allies can do any better.
Back in Ankara, President (and Armament Minister) Ismet Inönü has directed his principal land and air commanders to ponder the lessons of the recent Polish campaign,

The Germans didn't start off well, and have been slowed down immensely already. France turns out to be another mire for them. The soviets and Turks are the third time's the charm enemy that halted and pushed them back.

The Danish Campaign has now been going for two weeks and the German progress has been surprisingly slow, as this first update shows.
In OTL, Jozef Tiso became the first President of Slovakia. He immediately appointed Vojtech Tuka Prime Minister. [Ed. This note is in tribute to @El Pip. I hope you are still watching out there in Slower Than Real Time, my friend!]
Another couple of weeks has passed in the Danish Campaign, and the Danes still hold out!
Denmark is conquered and Nazi jackboots tramp through another European capital.

Don't think the Germans lost much in this war, but still, they were oddly slow even taking this country out.

SkitalecS3 neither confirms nor denies the use of Turkish tactics to justify the USSR's war against Finland...
Finland appeals to the League of Nations for intervention in the Winter War
The first real news through from the Winter War between Finland and the Soviet Union is not reassuring. In the far north, Finland has taken the three border provinces of Rybachi, Zapadnaya Litsa and Khutoyarvi from the Soviets and seems to be advancing on the key northern port Murmansk.
We also hear that the Soviet province of Vidlica, on the northern shore of Lake Ladoga, has been taken by the Finns. Sestroretsk has fallen too, placing the Finns next to Leningrad. No-one is panicking yet, but there is quite a bit of unease at the Turkish Supreme Command HQ. Field Marshal Calistar goes off for a careful inspection of the fortified line named after him, to ensure everything is in order.

The winter war did not end up such a bad thing compared to otl. The soviets in general entered the actual world war having already played fairly excellently. In truth, they have not made many mistakes at all so far.

Kaya reports another spy has been discovered – this time from Afghanistan!
In Ankara, Cennet “Connie” Kavgaci (Inönü’s former ward) has completed her initial six-month period of espionage training at S.I.T.H., from where she will be sent to the Embassy in Paris for some introductory missions as part of her training. She makes her own New Year’s resolution: she won’t be taking revenge on anyone in Paris. But she is determined her training will not only serve the nation, but will one day help to exact a more personal revenge on those she owes it to.
Subject 115 Test Results: S.I.T.H. Training 101

Diplomacy: FAIL (PASS countermanded by K)
Martial: FAIL (PASS countermanded by K)
Stewardship: FAIL (PASS countermanded by K)
Intrigue: FAIL (PASS countermanded by K)
Learning: FAIL (PASS countermanded by K)
Indoctrination: FAIL (PASS countermanded by K)
Obstacle Course: FAIL (PASS countermanded by K)

Chief Observer's Comments:

Subject spent the majority of the examinations gaming the system. She threatened two examiners, seduced three and 'convinced' another into passing her tests, fabricated excellent forgeries where appropriate and altered all recordings of the tests to suit her needs. She is however incapable of telekinesis and telepathy, vulnerable to even small arms fire and incapable of healing herself any faster than the average human. Her pain tolerance is slightly higher than average for a human, which puts her far below what we require of our operatives. She has been noted to be capable of removing a room ful of human hostiles in under sixty seconds and remains more than capable of running rings around any and all unaltered humans. Her reactions to the indoctrination are disappointing, as she believes fully in the cause and reveres K as a God (an automatic fail which also suspends her from duty). However, K and I fully expected this to be the case and have approved her for intelligence work. She is capable, bright and bears the app area needs of a non-threatening yet mildly attractive young woman. She is worth more than her weight in gold for the Republic. She is however totally unacceptable for anything of any actual importance in S.I.T.H. I recommend she immediately be put into action and sent to GRU to start messing with the Russians heads.

K's comments:

Request denied. This one shows promise.

The cennet story really starts to get going and agpfga istan and Iran start their strange tango with SITH intelligence and fighting GBs battles for them.

No sooner had our emissary returned from Moscow following the latest (successful) request to buy a license for a new medium tank brigade, than the answer to the alignment question came very quickly: notwithstanding recent Axis and Allied interference, our Comintern alignment distance had rapidly fallen to below the 50 threshold for admission to the faction. The offer came from Stalin immediately!
The acceptance was immediate from Inönü: the iron was hot and he would strike straight away. Now the Soviets have a real ally, not those minor fellow travellers who were all that graced the faction up until this point. Foreign Minister Aras and Interior (Security) Minister Kaya both breathed great sighs of relief.

Who could have guessed that by the end of the war, all the great powers save for great Britian would be in the Comintern?

Similarly, the shared Turkish-Soviet borders in the Caucasus and former Iran are being evacuated by the Russians: all the more units available for the real war to come! This deal is already paying dividends for allies, old and new, and confirms the advantage of doing this now, rather than waiting until after one or the other of us is attacked by the Axis. These freed forces should make a difference when it comes to the great battles of the war to liberate the world.
Another Iraqi spy is apprehended. The British are using their Iraqi surrogates to try to keep an eye on us, but we are unconcerned: more fun for Kelebek.
The intelligence operators were nervous. They'd done everything right. The Allied spies were strung up by their ankles in the centre of the room over the shark and bear pit whilst the Italian was tightly bound to a table with an industrial saw at his feet. And yet...Kelebek was nowhere to be found. He was never late-could not be late, if the rumours were true. Yet it was nearly sunrise and their commander hadn't shown his...it's?...visage once.
The senior official, whom had dealt with this sort of thing before, shrugged at the younger men whom were starting to get a little panicky.
"He comes when he comes."
This didn't reassure anyone in the room. The Allied spies were fading in and out of consciousnesses and the Italian had fallen asleep some time ago. In terms of terror and interrogation, this really wasn't up to snuff compared to what everyone had come to expect from S.I.T.H.
"Oh bother! Hello, sorry, lost track of time." Kelebek's voice was in such a rush it preceded its mouth appearing by at least five minutes. "I was at a gathering in Venice. Making rather many. Well, until everyone started coughing up blood and lying down but...anyway, I hear you're a sausage salesman?"
Three hours later, one for each spy, the Turkish men left the room and thought over what they had learnt. The fact that the British were keeping tabs on them using expendable people from other nations was smart. They knew Kelebek was going to catch them so why risk their own 00 section when they could send foreigners to die for them? Of course the fact that the French spy service was currently in its death throes from multiple sources of attack meant they were employing all sorts of people to stay up to date on what was going on.
The Italian however was more interesting. He was found in Istanbul, the centre of the Calistar defence line. It wasn't exactly a state secret but the fact he was found in the docks was. Italy was checking to see what Turkey's naval capacity was. They didn't know why, though S.I.T.H. had long bemoaned that coastal and naval defence was an area the Republic was weak on. If the RM came at them from the sea and the Germans from the land, there wasn't much they could do in Europe at least. This needed to be investigated further...
By midnight, another two foreign spies have been captured (the first German spy caught and a Canadian): Kaya exclaims that business has never been so good! His concerns over enemy propaganda are a thing of the past, while the large number of spies being caught brings a smile to his face. Until Ögel points out it’s the spies he may not have caught that should be worried about, and there’s no way of telling how many of them there are.
.T.H. experimented with their security one time by sending a prize cooked goose as a diplomatic gift. After three days of tests, they sat down and ate what was later described as 'stressful but tasty'.

We aren't quite yet at the midnight express where we catch everyone who enters the country immediately and execute them just a s fast, but we're getting there. Sith has already become indespensable.

If Norway is defend by the allies properly, then it could take months or years to fall to Germany which is even more time and resources lost to the axis (whom do not have a lot of either if they want to stay the most powerful faction in Europe). And of course, if France is invaded whilst Norway is still contested, that's another complication to both sides. I think that might end up happening actually. They take France first and then Norway.
Another Iraqi spy is apprehended: they never learn. Kelebek is getting bored with them and waves this one away – the agent is shown mercy (by being executed immediately).
While along the French-Belgian border, only a light screen of French infantry units is visible. No BEF can be seen.
This is where the nightmare traditionally begins, though of course Poland had already been suffering for months before now. Really wish the French and Belgians made a push to help out here because that could have greatly slowed the Axis attack. Wouldn't have stopped it but made it very costly. And then a running campaign through Belgium as well...the axis would have been exhausted by the time they reached the French border. If I was actually in Allied command at this time, I'd convince the Belgians to go along with this and plan a join Norwegian British attack on Denmark at the same time. Because we need to buy time to finish and secure the colonies to bring in more troops, at which point we pour them into Europe.
If the German fleet sinks, it stays sunk for the most part. By the time the Nazis do get the coastline of Western Europe, they might not have any ships left.
Theoretically Belgium can still be defended, some good rivers to anchor the line on and no distraction of trying to rush to save the Netherlands, the Allies can get in position and dig in. Of course the AI won't manage that, Belgian hopes rest on the German AI getting confused and failing to declare war as it flails around Norway. Which could still h
having now fully occupied the Netherlands, the Germans declare war straight away on Belgium (some of their light armour can be seen below moving into battle).
If the reasonably strong (and long mobilised) Belgian Army can be augmented by French and other Allied forces
In OTL: At this point, Neville Chamberlain had resigned as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Winston Churchill was sworn in to replace him. This followed the failed expedition to Norway and came on the day the invasion of France and the Low Countries commenced. No sign of a change of British PM in our ATL, with no German invasion of Norway, hence no fall of Oslo or ‘Norwegian Debate’ event in the UK Parliament.
Of interest, it is indeed Britain’s 1st Royal Marines who retook Brugge and they appear to be attacking the Germans to the north-east in Middleburg.

It's frustrating to see the early days of this again. The British could, and should have been there in Belgium. What few forces they did have made a huge difference, taking back territory. Not defending France at all, especially now we know that British defences can turn the tide of the western front (in other AARs), is a great stain of GB.

The first map shows the overall position of the proposed Yeniçeri Line. Apart from its use of terrain across the narrowest forward point that can anchor the Romanian left, it attempts to shield Beograd (as seen from previous analysis, a key resource and population centre for the UGNR). It should also allow some time for digging in after a declaration of war, but before Axis troop should be able to arrive in any force (10 days needed for full entrenchment). However, the northern half of the former Yugoslavia would still have to be sacrificed. If adopted, some care would need to be taken over the join between the northern point of the line and the Romanian left flank, either through assigning suitable defensive objectives for the Romanians or, if that fails, having a reserve force of 1-2 divisions available to plug any gap.
“Very well,” summarises Örlungat. “That is the broad equation. We don’t believe we should risk an early declaration before the following conditions are met: first, our forces have redeployed fully to the new ‘Yeniçeri Line’, so they are able to start digging in as soon as any declaration of war is made. Second, the Soviets have annexed the Baltics and most of their forces are available to join the fight, even if they are not all in the border area yet. They will get there quicker than the Germans can move troops back from France. At that point, the third condition applies: the French must still be credibly in the fight and we assess that an intervention in the east has a better than even chance of keeping them in the fight, thus fatally (we hope) splitting the German forces on two fronts. The rest – Hungary, Romania, possibly Finland; a Japanese attack in the Far East – they are all peripheral issues. Operational questions, not decisive strategic issues, as far as we are concerned in Turkey. We can plan and talk about those later.”
Yeah this would be an ALT-history where the fascists noticed that Turkey was essentially proving their argument of both communism being an unprecedented conquering power and also why they should be allowed to rearm to fight them. So in that scenario someone convinces the Nazis to rail against Turkish expansion and Communist leanings until the Republic not only conquered all the Baltic states (including the democratic and pro-West Greece) and oil-rich Persia (another Allied protectorate bordering the Middle East colonies) but also publicly allied with Stalin, signed a military agreement that shared tech and joined the Comintern. At that point, it sort of gives the Fascists a lot of public support and credibility and means the Allies have to either stay neutral or grudgingly help the Axis because the Middle East and, potentially, the Suez Canal and beyond would be under threat of Turkish and Russian expansion.

I was actually sort of wondering whether that would end up happening in this AAR with the AIs deciding to ally together or at least seperatly fight the Comintern because of Turkey boosting it up. Maybe it would have happened if the Axis (ironically enough) hadn't stopped you from joining Russia until a few months ago. It's a very interesting 'what if'. You may have to start a series of Turkey AARs now, because I know we have at least three interesting what if scenarios discussed on this one, not counting this AAR of course.
the Soviets have issued their ultimatum to the Baltic States, who have seen the writing on the wall and (under heavy duress) joined the Soviet Un
Italy has decided to declare war on the Allies
At midnight, King Leopold of Belgium orders the Belgian Army to surrender – this is done without any consultation with their allies and is considered an act of cowardice or even treachery by many. In any case, it is a disaster [as it was in OTL when it occurred on 28 May]! Most of the Belgian Army was holding in southern Belgium and have surrendered en masse, creating a large gap in the Allied line, only thinly held now by French units. Just a few Belgian units that were on French soil at the time of the surrender remain under arms – the rest march off into captivity.
31 May 40

Mark this. On the first of June onwards, France fights alone. And they'd fight alone for a full year (from what I recall). Truly, this was their finest hour.

And the Y Line turned out to be one of the greatest military decisions of all time.
 
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The Great War of Liberation starts at 1 am tomorrow, the 1st of June 1940! Örlungat, send the orders out now. If Italy answers the German’s call, prepare to start striking them in the Dodecanese and put the invasion force in Athens on alert

This is it! Turns out pretty ok, at least for a while...

Importantly, the Axis has declared war on the Comintern en masse, but Japan has not declared war on the Western Allies. Turkey’s aims are to bring the Kemalist people’s revolution to all the countries it can be forced upon – er, who come to see the many benefits of its adoption!

This...has ramifications for us.

At 1800 that evening, the first report from the front in Romania is received. What!? This isn’t meant to be happening. “Stop! Go back, you are going the wrong way!”, Army Chief Yamut signals our allies desperately. He also sends a ‘novelty tee shirt’ to the Romanian Commander to remind him what may happen if such craven conduct continues more generally and to think the right way about the Great Liberation War.

Sigh...well, they were needed back in the east. But looking back, we really could have smashed through Hungary given half a chance.

In the centre, the Romanians are advancing against no resistance, with the Hungarians apparently in full flight. Huzzah!

We probably should have sent some forces of our own to help them out. We might have been able to take out Hungary before France fell...

By midday, LOs at the Romanian Supreme HQ report three contiguous Hungarian border provinces have been occupied, including the key VP city of Debrecen. There is a chance the Romanians may catch the Hungarian forces to the east in a pocket – though more aggressive action by the Soviets would help this considerably. Fighting continues on the Romanian left and rights flanks, while both sides appear to be advancing on Satu Mare.
And it is not clear if the British have sent meaningful reinforcements to France yet.

British bastards. At least the Romanians are fighting well...for now.

On the French-Italian border, there is more good news: the French
have taken the mountain province of Aosta from the Italians. Not
world-shaking perhaps, but better than losing provinces!
In North Africa, there has been no exchange of territory in on the Tunis (France) – western Libya (Italy) border. But the Italians have been busy further east, striking out from Bardia and Ridotta Capuzzo to take four British provinces in western Egypt. No doubt this will force Chamberlain to divert some forces to the Middle East to counter this threat to the Suez Canal.

Now this is the real phoney war. Or the great farce. Rinse and repeat for years.

Three days later (at 0800 on 11 June), the race for Timisoara is still on, with 8 Inf Div in Lugoj. It looks like the Romanians are retreating to Timisoara and the Hungarians are now heading south-west, but it is hard to tell for sure. In any case, this part of the front needs to be shored up and the rest of the Turkish defensive line has not yet been engaged, so 8 Inf Div pushes on.
At the same time, further north in Lithuania, a rash and isolated German breakout from Rietavas and Taurage is now being confronted by arriving Soviet forces from further east; the 5th Tank Division in Kaunas; and a motorised division advancing from Gumbinnen towards Tilsit. It will be interesting to see whether the Germans will be able to block this apparent large gap in the north of their line.

Look at that...Timisoara under threat and the Lithuanian breakout leading to a near encirclement. War never changes.

“Urgent! Urgent! Enemy ships sighted off the Island of Stampalia – moving to intercept, out!”
the Battle of the Central Aegean Sea. The 1st Fleet, led by the Yavuz, rushed to close with what has been identified as a pair of Italian light cruisers, intent on disrupting the naval landings. The fleet closed with the enemy at 2000 as the sky darkened from twilight into darkness – it would be a night action.
The battle is over after four hours, with the Italians slipping away and the 1st Fleet victorious. Light damage was incurred on one of the Turkish transports, but the landings continue unaffected. No ships were sunk on either side and no damage assessment on the Italians was possible due to the darkness.

In North Africa, the Italians have continued their rapid advance, taking five more provinces since 6 June and having reached Abu Haggag, immediately west of El ‘Alamein, by the close of 13 June. There are no detailed reports of troop movements from this front – our British co-belligerents are not sharing such information with us as yet. We can only hope that British PM Chamberlain “pulls his finger out”, as the English say, and stems this offensive. Otherwise, Turkish interests may end up being affected and it might require a diversion of troops. But the British should stop that long before it becomes a direct threat to Turkey. Surely!

Um..

The Afghans, “out of fear of our mighty armies” have offered us military access. We will accept, trusting they will continue to “remember their place”! Another check by Aras shows Afghanistan still quite closely aligned to the Axis, but subject to diplomatic influence by both the Soviets and the Germans. Their joining the Axis would be a small but annoying distraction.

We end up taking it out because the Japanese get so far into Russia that it endangerous our own eastern border!

In OTL News: on this day the Soviet Union and Japan signed an agreement ending their dispute over the borders of Manchukuo (Manchuria). And the French government fled from Paris (which was about to be occupied by the Germans) to Tours. Things are a little different in our ATL, where we proudly Talk Turkey!]
[In OTL News: Norway surrendered to Germany. King Haakon VII and his cabinet escaped to London to form a government in exile. Italy declared war on the Allies. And while making a commencement speech at the Memorial Gymnasium of the University of Virginia, President Roosevelt denounced Mussolini: "On this tenth day of June, 1940, the hand that held the dagger has plunged it into the back of its neighbor." The President also said that military victories for the "gods of force and hate" were a threat to all democracies in the Western world and that America could no longer pretend to be a "lone island in a world of force. It happened a few days before in this ATL.]

Germany is way behind on schedule. Good.

“Italian battleship and four screens sighted to the west. They are attempting to destroy the landing transports. Proceeding to engage. Out.”
“This is the HMS Barham. We have been tracking the enemy and are prepared to attack. Our squadron is at your disposal.”
It turns out the Italian force is led by the First Great War vintage battleship RM Andrea Doria, with two light cruisers and two destroyer flotillas in screening support. Unfortunately for them, in addition to the old Turkish battlecruiser TCG Yavuz, the British have brought the old light carrier HMS Argus and three battleships: HMS Barham, Revenge and Warspite and the heavy cruiser Devonshire! There is still danger for the vulnerable Turkish transport fleet, but this additional protection is a godsend. The Yavuz is right up at the firing line along with two of the British battleships. Huzzah!
MAJGEN Gataly reports victory on Stampalia – the Battle of the Dodecanese has ended after two weeks of hard fighting by all three Turkish services – and a little help from the British (wonders will never cease). The landings and final assault resulted in 332 Turkish killed for 15 Inf Div – was our young correspondent Metin Sadik among them? We don’t yet know. Gataly is now a L3 general and well on the way (over 70% each) to becoming a mountaineer and battle-master.
Cebesoy is ordered to the Coast of Egypt to see if he can make out any troop movements, though this will be difficult as they only have the ‘Mark 1 Eyeball’ available for observation work!

Momentous day. The British do something, and the mark one eyeball finally gets deployed!

On June 14 Cennet, posing as an assistant cook in the Istanbul Compound of Mafia ‘Capo’ Virgil Sollozzo, has been asked to prepare a special gnocchi dish for a lunch Sollozzo is having with an ‘important visitor’ that day. This is just as well, as she needs to complete her first official S.I.T.H. (the Secret Intelligence Technical Headquarters – Turkey’s clandestine ‘wet ops’ directorate) mission: to take down the Mafia Kingpin who – but for the timely intervention of the legendary S.I.T.H. Demon-at-Arms ‘Darth Kelebek’ – came within an ace of assassinating President Atatürk by poison the year before.
“Ismet Inönü sends his regards!” she calls out firmly, raising the pistol and pointing it at Sollozzo’s forehead. Blam!
Cennet runs down the corridor, out the front door, and straight into a waiting black car, which speeds off. “So, mission accomplished?” asks the low and silkily menacing voice of Darth Kelebek (a.k.a. The Kelebek Kompositor).

SITH are increasing their grip, slowly and surely.

Considering how weird it is to reread the early sections of this AAR and see the constant mocking by everyone including me (an undergraduate student and therefore a geniuso_O) of the mere thought of us joining the communists...it's entirely possible that we'll end up in a really weird situation fifty updates from now that makes much of the speculation right now (and all of us) look like the same headless turkeys that really were running the show in the 30's.

Anyone want to come up with an unlikely scenario that we could be at by 1941/early 42 ?
Japan takes Australia.

Umm....

In summary, the French are slowly losing ground, but the Germans do not seem to have enough troops to land the knockout blow, even though they now seem to have concentrated almost all their offensive ground units on the Western Front.
The Soviets have eliminated the German salient in Lithuania, retaking Liepaja, Plunge and Palanga. However, the German SS Division seen earlier in Memel has pushed north-east to take Rietevas. And further south, the Germans have advanced on a three province front, retaking Tilsit and occupying Kybartai and Suwalki. South-east of Bialystock, the province of Lupy was taken by the Germans but then retaken by the Soviets, in some strength this time. Brest-Litovsk itself seems to still be securely held. Neither side has generated large gains or an obvious advantage over the preceding 12-day period.
By 30 June, a month has passed since the start of the Great Liberation War, and still no Turkish unit has been attacked by the Axis in former Yugoslavia, by land or air! Hungary has now occupied almost all the provinces adjoining the Yeniçeri Line in the south, but neither they nor the Germans have launched a single probe. Of note, a Soviet mountain division is now advancing on the vacant Hungarian-occupied province of Srbobran. It will be interesting to see if more Soviet units come this far south and whether any of them offer themselves as expeditionary forces. Further north on the Adriatic, the key town of Split has been taken by Italy. With a few more units, localized attacks might become attractive, but for now Turkey will sit in its well-constructed entrenchments and see if the Axis wishes to try its hand.
I suppose politically it made sense to lock down the other major front with as many units as possible. In the north, France can still hold on and even perhaps receive help from the British, should they be bothered (Egypt makes me think not however). Southern France is on its own though so of course they should have a big army there (and it means they can escape to Algeria easily should things go tits up).
France has become Germany's worse nightmare, a sink for manpower and resources despite being the easiest target they have to shoot at in this current war. Should the British defeat the Italians in Africa before they make progress towards Paris, I think the allies will be able to hold the country.
"Chamberlain, Chamberlain: where fore art thou, Chamberlain?"

The war goes quite well.

There is some good news from the Allied war against the Italians in Ethiopia: France has conquered the Italian puppet state, thereby knocking out the first Axis member since the war began.
This prompts the Turkish Government to re-examine its declared war goals just over a month since its entry into the Second Great War. Following on from the initial aims of bringing all Axis countries into the Comintern brother-and-sisterhood, some additional goals are articulated. Why not?

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7 Jul 40
In summary, the first half of July has seen more advances by the Germans than the French on the Western Front, but the story is an interesting one. In the north, an Allied counter-offensive that began with the retaking (once more) of Dunkerque and then Hazebrouck has continued through Belgium and even into Holland, where the tip of the spear now rests in Middleburg. How powerful this breakthrough may be and what forces the Germans have available to stem it are u

What you all think? Still viable?

By 16 July, the British seem to have broken the back of the Italian defences in Egypt and are now advancing rapidly toward the Libyan border!

Um...

On a brighter (though still marginal) note, French North African forces have launched a surprise raid on the Italian port of Cagliari in Sardinia! [Note: I didn’t see the exact date on which this happened, but for story purposes have assumed it occurred just after Luca Brasi’s fateful meeting there with Bruno Tattaglia.]
The British monthly ACCC report indicates most of their army remains deployed at home in the UK.
But whether his heart is hard or simply absent, Chamberlain seems unwilling to provide the support the French so desperately need on the Western Front.
Nor has Chamberlain apparently sent any more British forces to Egypt. Instead, they rely now on an Iraqi infantry corps which has almost made it to the desert battlefront. Despite this seeming British disinterest, they have made further progress and are now near to reclaiming the last Egyptian provinces still in Italian hands.
The war in the west goes as expected, the British AI continues to be confused by water and gets lost deploying troops. Had this been HOI2 it would have been fortress Hong Kong, dozens of British divisions standing on each others toes as they manned a super Gin Drinkers Line, all the while the rest of the Empire fell apart around them.

The general althay of the British towards this war is legendary.

BJ Guildenstern at Istanbul Airport: “I’m outta here!” Up, up and away, back Stateside.

Bye BJ!

We have a comparatively simple choice before us,” begins Kaya confidently. “The main effort for our ‘black ops’ agents is Italy, as we have all previously agreed. You have seen the choice we have been offered following the disappearance and presumed death of our valued operative, Luca Brasi. He was last seen entering a meeting with Bruno Tattaglia in Cagliari, Sardinia. Which is now under French occupation, of course. Ambassador (and Western Europe S.I.T.H. 'Station Chief') ‘Vito’ Ceylan advocates a slow and deliberate revenge. His son wants to ‘go to the mattresses’, as our Italian Mafia enemies would put it. Are there any views as to which approach we should take?”
“Just one more thing, Prime Minister. Perhaps we owe Kaya an apology,” says Ögel. Kaya looks calmed, though nonplussed for a moment. It doesn't last. “You know, reflecting on this recent episode, I can’t help but think the pressure of events and keeping track of all his domestic responsibilities as well as the international activities of S.I.T.H. is perhaps a little too unfair on our hard-working Interior Minister. It is our fault he has failed so abjectly in this way.” He looks over at Kaya with theatrically faux sympathy and concern. Kaya’s face begins to burn a bright red as his anger rises. “Indeed, it can’t be good for his apoplexy.” Kaya’s face proves the point more as every second passes; even more so when he starts to make alarming choking sounds.
Yes, Sükrü Ali, I believe you are right. From today, you will take sole managing control over S.I.T.H. operations, which will be devoted entirely to aiding our foreign war effort.
He saw no problem with this. it would be a great coup for him and a slap in the face of those fools in the army. Superstition twerps. They actually believed S.I.T.H. propaganda. Not that it wasn't a magnificent wheeze, convincing the whole world their spymaster was actually a demon but really, in this day and age...
Why was everyone looking at him in horror?
Why was the president's face so white. Surely he didn't...
The entire room sucked in their breath. There was a pause. Then another. A full minute went by with no thunderbolt striking Ögel. There was no chill or mist descending. It was even sunny outside.
Ögel began to grin in amusement.
The room began to clear. Many of the men were rather confused and rather afraid of why that might be. Hence when the room began to clear, it cleared quickly. Ögel nodded at the president as he left. He blinked, and Kelebek was in the vacated president's chair.
"So...what's this I hear about you being S.I.T.H. Master, Ögel?"

SITH now keep saying all their powers nicked from Kaya and switch to start messing with Ogel. At this point, we are about halfway towards controlling all the intelligence services and powers in the GNR.

wow excellent thread just subscribed
Thank you very much - great to have you aboard diskoerekto! Please feel free to ask any questions or make any comments about either past or current events - historical discussions are always welcome :)
Do you plan conquering Afghanistan any time?
This is true...you know, I wonder if you would be interested in using the Victoria 2 modern day mod to have a look at how your Turkey would handle the post war world? It wouldn't necessarily even have to be published, but I'm interest to see the economic and political effects of a truly total dominant local power over Middle Eastern Oil, Mediterranean-Indian Ocean trade and a somewhat equal/second tier ally to Soviet Russia (That might remain on friendly terms unlike OTL China, despite being less communist).
Would Afghanistan turn into a disaster? Would they realise this and not do anything but puppet/coerce it diplomatically? Would they be forced to intervene anyway for some reason? What about relations between the soviets, turkey and the US? What would happen with Palestine? Etc etc.

First of all, disko arrives! Then we first discuss Afghanistan, and want the post war game might look like, despite the game ending in 1948.
 
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Ha! Just like yesterday...

I think the discussion is coming back round to what it was 3 years ago because the situation now is pretty much the same as it was then, on the Eastern front at least. We're all back to the same positions, with Turkey a bit further forward in Yugoslavia. However, this time, we know that the axis don't have anything left in the tank.
 
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One year on, Germany has made slow but steady progress on the Western Front. Denmark, Holland and Belgium have been occupied, while a large slice of northern France is also now under the German jackboot. With the occupation of Troyes [2 VP] in the last fortnight, French surrender progress gradually climbs but is not yet at a critical level.

They did a good job. They delayed for as long as they could, and even fought in Paris, which is more than most would.

This theatre has seen Britain basically hand over the whole campaign to the Iraqi Army, which appears to have the Italians completely on the run. Over the last two weeks they have thrown the Italians out of the key city of Tobruk [3 VP] and defeated them in Gazala, where two enemy divisions are in danger of being surrounded and bagged if the Iraqi 4th Inf Div can complete a flanking move into At Tamimi. Of course, with their French allies under the hammer, this begs the question of what the hell Britain is doing elsewhere!
Top work from the Iraqis in North Africa, I really thought the British AI would cock up badly and lose Suez, instead they have very effectively marshalled their minions. Hopefully this frees up forces for their next big intervention; counter-invading Germany via the Friesland Islands.
Well...If she can hold on till the 50s she will be able to hold immense rank in the secret services at least.

And I think the UK is being at least as pragmatic as Turkey is:
They are using their allies as meatshields to serve their own purposes.
They are using puppets to do most of their fighting.
Whilst they sit tight behind immense and powerful defensive lines.
And despite being continually underestimated and joked about, they have probably done the best out of the major powers so far, having lost very few men or resources.
Perhaps they might be more of a challenge than we anticipated?
I suppose that is all we can ask organic lifeforms in this world.
And now...I'm a General!
A general what? :p:D
If you hadn't joined so long ago, you would be close to achieving that rank too. I think the next one is 2000 or if you've been on the forum for a long period of time. No idea which I'll get to first.

Meh. It turn around out the British are not quite the masterful strategists we thought they were.

I thought they (Soviets) were a definite threat, but that it (a Soviet attack) wasn’t so likely on balance.

As an aside: We had a visiting group of West German counterparts come and visit us (must have been about 1984 or so, when I was a young tank troop leader). We asked them how they thought it would go if it came to another war. It may have been a bit of bravado, but he sounded serious, as he said words to the effect that they (the German mech forces) would ignore the Soviet attacks, go around them, destroy their echelons then keep striking east as fast as they could. And, I remember it as clear as day, “... and this time we won’t stop until we get to Moscow.”

My view around this time was that the Soviets may have some initial success if they attacked, but that the rest of the Warsaw Pact (on which they would have to rely to sustain it) would not be at all keen - especially if they were exposed to the meat grinder. Think about it, aside from maybe the East Germans: the Poles, Czechs and Hungarians, with all that history (plenty of it recent), bleeding out for the Russians? Not likely! I thought it likely the whole thing would have split apart like a rotten tomato. But it would have been a catastrophe, even if it didn’t go nuclear.

Of course, West Berlin itself would have been lost very quickly, but once they got going, I thought NATO would have made a right mess of the Soviets once they recovered from the shock. Visited (on holiday) checkpoint Charlie and went through it it 1989, just a few weeks before the Wall came down. That was only five years later, and look how easily the whole edifice came tumbling down.

And, perhaps with a fair degree of hindsight, I think many in the West underestimated the trauma and impact of WW2 on the Russians and overestimated the strength and capacity of their armed forces, especially technically and tactically. Mind you, best to be careful and expect the enemy to be tougher than they are (within reason), unless and until proven otherwise! Certainly, that is the approach the TT Turkish Government takes - they don’t wish to choke on their own hubris, nor to cower timidly as world events pass them by. Be careful in striking, but when you do, make it swift, terrible and do it with everything you can bring to bear!

Food for thought, as ever.

The overall situation on the Western Front took a turn for the worse in the last part of September. Having been holding reasonably solidly for the previous few weeks, the Germans have generated a couple of effective offensives, with one aimed like a dagger at Paris, where they are now on its outskirts. The French are now receiving lend lease support from not only the UK, but also our Soviet comrades

Really hope this helps get France's to go communist after the war. I don't fancy fighting them after having been allies for so long.

The Iraqis have overrun the Italians in eastern Libya and have a militia division surrounded in Bengasi.
They are full of confidence still. Even though th war in Africa seems to be over for the most part (unless the Italians pull off some miracle on the ground or the two allied fleets sink), the far east and the western front go strongly in the favour of the axis. And though the eastern front is long and bloody, they have to hold it only so long as it takes to conquer france, as much as we need the French to hold only so long as it takes for us to punch through hungary.

It is not a stalemate but both sides have advanced where they wished to.

Yeah...France turning Vichy fixed the Italian ai and they turn around and smash the British right back into Egypt. The Britishness are very, very lucky that the Saudis didn't join in at any point. If they did, I seriously think Britian might have lost the entire desert campaign in north Africa and the Middle East.

By 2 October, reports are received from French liaison that two provinces near Paris (Neufchatel en Bray and Meaux), have been taken by Germany. On 4 October, even more concerning information is received from France – so much so that more detailed reports than usual are requested from our French partners. The southern remnant of the Maginot Line has been outflanked and now looks unsustainable. Indeed, all the troops there are in danger of being pocketed and destroyed.
Their very survival is now hanging by a thread, despite the Comintern’s efforts in the East – and in the continued absence of any ground support from the British in France itself. The British Army appears to have gone missing - out of action.
The Germans have extended their breakthrough from Vernon and taken Versailles, to its due south. Paris is now surrounded on five sides, with just Etampes (to its south) the only corridor connecting it to the rest of France!
In the West, France again teeters very near the edge of the abyss, but fights on still. In the Far East, the Soviets look like losing 40 brigades in the two encirclements there.

Damn those Brits!

Bruno Tattaglia having been rubbed out by Darth Kelebek in Sicily (against orders from Ankara, though Sonny believes it was within his discretion to act as he did as the man on the spot).

Another sign of growing SITH independence.

Paris has been surrounded by the Germans
Paris still holds – and a corridor to the rest of the country reopened, while a counter-offensive along the Channel Coast takes advantage of the German’s thin lines, where they have concentrated to attack the French capital!
The Iraqis continue to advance, having taken Bengasi earlier in the month. It is uncertain whether this will be in time to help the French in Tunisia. And the British seem to have called a few of the divisions back east again.

Somehkw bkththe French cling on and the Italians manage to come back from this in africa. This war is full of underdogs winning diespite everything.

[In OTL, Neville Chamberlain died on this day. It the TT universe, he lives on to contest the forthcoming election on 14 November as sitting Prime Minister. Sigh.]

He's too evil to die.

Visited Notre Dame but that was 30 years ago - though perhaps the building itself won’t have changed to much.

Um...huh. Yeah.

Not anymore.
 
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A few more chapters, at long last: 92–95b! (I'd put off reading while my laptop was in laptop hospital…) Great to see the war developing, along with all of the continually excellent narrative flourishes. The French situation atm is particularly tense – Panzers just miles from Paris. :oops:

23 Aug 40

News Report: London, UK. King George VI commands that the names of all Germans and Italians be stricken from the lists of British titles and decorations. The order affects Benito Mussolini, who had been made a member of the Order of the Bath in 1923, as well as King Victor Emmanuel III who had been a member of the Order of the Garter. No prominent Nazis are affected as few Germans hold any British titles.

Presumably this is the closest the British come to being offensive for the entire war.

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Tom Stoppard Rosencrantz, (b. 1 May 1905), young British Communist firebrand and (since October 1939) unemployed newspaper editor. That Rosencrantz was ‘ahead of the curve’ and decried the Nazis before it became fashionable (again) is another point in his favour.

Oh excellent, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. And the Stoppard version, too, which means lots and lots of fun to be had. :)

This will put a stick in the spokes of old Adolph’s bicycle wheel, wot!? Tally-ho old chaps.

When I saw that Nev's secret weapon was a tap dancing trio known as "The Dancing Dudes" (which I note is pronounced 'dyoods' in wonderfully arch fashion) I howled with laughter.

All this (perhaps, anyway) and more in the next episode, sometime after Christmas. To my dear readers (Dudes) from me and from all the staff here at Talking Turkey (very appropriate at this time of the year - Eating Turkey, perhaps?) a very merry Christmas or Holiday season (as appropriate) to you and a Happy New Year!

Very happy to note that Talking Christmas Turkey has existed as an idea since 2017!

There will be ham and turkey consumed, some chicken too. But not the famed :) :eek:‘turducken’ we’ve heard about but can scarcely believe! All the best for the season, my friend. :)

Lordy, I too remember hearing foul rumours of the 'turducken'…

I do like collecting war and service stories especially from primary sources. The accounts I've had from people stationed in West Berlin and Germany were particularly notable because many of them knew how superficial it all would be if the Russians did end up invading (short of the obvious nuclear armegeddon, apparently conventional forces wouldn't have held for very long at all). What were your views in those days?
I thought they (Soviets) were a definite threat, but that it (a Soviet attack) wasn’t so likely on balance.

This was a very enlightening exchange. Fascinating. :)

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While there is one Turkish AA Bde in Senta, such is the bombing that Turkish troops resort to novel means to try to bring enemy aircraft down. Though it is somewhat unlikely this method will be effective against medium bombers! But it helps the morale of the troops, one supposes.

Did… did people actually do this? :oops:

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Lascaux is the setting of a complex of caves near the village of Montignac, in the department of Dordogne in southwestern France. Over 600 wall paintings decorate the interior walls and ceilings of the cave. The paintings are primarily of large animals, typical local and contemporary fauna that correspond with the fossil record of the Upper Paleolithic time. This stunning painting depicts aurochs, horses and deer.

I always find these paintings profoundly moving.

Out by a decade. Britain went off gold in 1914, the Bank of England correctly believing Kitchener over the politicians and expecting a long and expensive war. The then Chancellor Churchill put the country back on gold in 1925 which, even by his own high standards of bad decision making, was a bloody stupid decision.

And lo, within four short years Britain had itself a Commonwealth.

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“OK, let’s see what the bosses fink of it, Perse. What would it sound like in Turkish?”

“Ah, let me see,” Perse says as she leafs through her pocket English-Turkish dictionary. “There are a few possibilities … I think it translates as ‘Şanli Doğruluk’, but we’ll get the Department to check.”

“Yeah, only largely derivative. Just wot we need. Werf a go, let’s take it to ‘em!”

As the song (almost) goes: Truth, glorious truth – we're anxious to try it!
 
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Thanks once more for the latest reviews and comments on past chapters, especially to @TheButterflyComposer and @DensleyBlair - have really enjoyed your comments and remembering some of the history.

Just a note to let you know the AAR will return soon enough after this ‘holiday break’. I’ve been working hard on my HOI3 mod in recent days as time permits during the traditional slow forum period. It’s pretty time consuming and complicated (I’m now into event creation, which I’m having to learn as I go), so the opportunity to give it a good go has been useful.

We’ll be back to Talking Turkey once other AARs are back up to date and the next session is played through.
 
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(I have finished the Tehran conference) From the desk of a very junior aide in the American war department, tell Stalin we will protect his home state of Georgia at all costs (got to protect the Warm Springs and hot secretaries) and we are planning a M-day landing on the shores of Imperial Japan (unsure if this means 1 May 1944 or the new millennium 1 January 2000). Also if he is captured and sent on the Ural death march, we will paratroop Eleanor to accompany him for moral support.
 
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(I have finished the Tehran conference) From the desk of a very junior aide in the American war department, tell Stalin we will protect his home state of Georgia at all costs (got to protect the Warm Springs and hot secretaries) and we are planning a M-day landing on the shores of Imperial Japan (unsure if this means 1 May 1944 or the new millennium 1 January 2000). Also if he is captured and sent on the Ural death march, we will paratroop Eleanor to accompany him for moral support.
It could take the AI 60 years to figure out a proper amphibious attack on Japan! :D Good going on the catch-up.

To All: the next update will be delayed a bit due to a technical glitch with the game. I did an uninstall and reinstall due to an instability glitch, but ever since (and after a couple of goes at it) I’ve now got the same problem with HOI3 as I have with EU Rome: after a short time of play, screenshots just no longer appear, though the game plays ok. This is an issue on my pc, which is my main and preferred method for playing and writing up the game. Don’t know if it’s dll related or what.

I’ve logged a support request with paradox, though am not reliant on that alone. I can play the game on my (old and slow) laptop, as I’ve had to do with EU Rome, but that would suck. Anyway, I’ll figure something out and the AAR will survive, but it could delay things a bit (for Quick and Dirty 2, as well). I do have a number of options if the pc problem can’t be fixed In reasonable time, so fear not. :)

A pity, as I’d played most of June 1943 through for TT and it was very interesting. But no screenshots to record the action, so I’ll have to replay the three weeks of campaigning once I’ve got everything fixed. Ho-hum.
 
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How DARE the computers fail you!!! Put them in the ice box. That what you do to misbehaving computers and die.
 
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Speaking from experience of computers that fail at the most inopportune times, take your time. It's not like the US is going to descend into a civil strife at any moment or anything, cutting me off from the ending... o_O
 
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31March1942; War going well. Germans killing Russians! Russians killing Germans! Japanese killing Russians! Russians killing Japanese! Limited American deaths. Making money off Turkish Navy!! Selling American Movies to Turkey!!! Most importantly, Stopping Moose Army from invading and Stealing our Maple Syruple!!!!!
 
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