SIXTEEN.
The Vivid, Ephemeral Political Career of Wulfram Joyce
7 August 1841 – 14 August 1842
The
Kavárna Křenová, in Brno of the early 19th century, was more than just a café. It was more than just a club. It was more than just a political establishment for Moravia’s conservatives. To be sure, it was all of these things, but more than that: it was a
symbol.
The
ul. Křenová was an east-west street on Brno’s east side, running between the brand new railway station, over the
Násep Ponávky, and out toward the respectable working-class neighbourhood of Černovice. Symbolically,
Křenová was the first stretch of road running between Brno’s
Mesto, its historical town square, and the ancient town of Velehrad. Overlooking this inaugural route eastward to the spiritual core of Moravia was the
Kostol sv. Joachima a Anny, dating back to the sixteenth century, seated on the northern side of
ul. Křenová with the altar facing east, towards Velehrad.
The
Kavárna itself was a stately edifice constructed in the
‘Moravian Baroque’ style that had been ascendant in the 1780s. The exterior featured broad panel windows and high columns, while the interior was characterised by high vaulted ceilings and timber-frame panelled walls, lending it an elegant atmosphere… that is, if one liked the cloying pall of Oriental water-pipes. There were tables set up for dining, drinking and playing cards, as well as billiards and backgammon.
The owner was a bold, stout, broad-shouldered, sanguine Eastern Roman of middle age named Filimon Eleftherios. Despite his brash demeanour, Eleftherios had a remarkable knack for nosing out deals in fine coffees and teas from the areas of the world where they grew best, and the ordinary
clientele of
Kavárna Křenová were happy to enjoy the benefits of his mercantile talents. It was unknown what his connexion was to the Matuška family, but it was broadly assumed that there was one. He was on first-name terms with Augustín, and the arrangements made for hosting private dinners and party business were conducted with a degree of casual nonchalance as to suggest an association of longstanding trust.
When Augustín came out into the main hall one day in early August after his electoral triumph, he was in good humour and high spirits, and he found Filimon Eleftherios deep in conversation with a tall, clean-shaven, grey-avised man with hard, square features and leathery, well-tanned skin. Eleftherios, as usual, was animated and voluble in his discourse as was his habit, while his older, darker, taller and slenderer companion listened closely and added a thoughtful word or two there to keep the conversation flowing. Eleftherios, seeing Matuška, waved him over.
‘Augustín! Here—’ he turned to his companion, ‘—is one of the great Moravian statesmen of our time, a real young pistol, Augustín Matuška, the grey eminence of the
Stavovské. Augustín, may I introduce to you Mister Wulfram Joyce?’
‘Very glad to make your acquaintance, sir,’ the tall, stark-faced man greeted the Slovak statesman.
‘Joyce here was just telling me some excellent stories about his earlier diplomatic career in the Southern Cone. Which country was it you hailed from again? British Brasil? Didn’t you say you lived in Grand-Para?’
‘I’m Argentine, sir, in truth,’ Wulfram corrected Eleftherios good-naturedly. ‘But you’re right, I did spend quite a fair time in Grand-Para. Lovely city. Lovely people. Frightful neighbours. Things would be much better for them, to be sure, if they had a firm steady hand to guide them, of good family…’
‘I see you and I are of a very similar turn of mind,’ Augustín Matuška smiled beneath his bushy black beard.
‘Just as I was saying to Mr Joyce myself,’ Eleftherios nodded with a wide-jowled grin. ‘I’d imagine the two of you would have a lot to discuss!’
The aristocratic Orthodox parliamentarian and the Argentine diplomat indeed hit it off quite well, as they settled down to Arabic coffee and a water-pipe. They discussed all manner of international and Moravian domestic affairs, and the more they did, the more common ground there seemed to be between them. Both men took a rather dim view of the expansion of the franchise, both men were desirous of a more autocratic system of government, and both men were eager to revive the simpler and more direct ethics of holier and richer past times. It even turned out to be the case that Mr Wulfram Joyce was an Orthodox Christian!
‘If I may be perfectly candid with you,’ Joyce mused, blowing out a lungful of hookah smoke, ‘I truly do believe Moravia to be Europe’s last best hope against this democratic disease. Moravia fought a war in Asturias, and won, and this is something to be celebrated. But the malady in remission there, has wormed its way in among the East Geats, and in Burgundy—even the naval dictatorship in Luxembourg is giving into the demands of the rabble. And despite assurances, the Mother Country isn’t far behind them. The might of the Macsens is waning under Henry 9. Some fresh
inspiration is needed.’
‘Yes,’ Augustín nodded. ‘I hope that I can coax our
Cár a Kráľ into growing more of a spine against Hulán and his party.’
‘All this fuss about elections,’ Joyce let out a dry chuckle. ‘Oh—don’t get me wrong. I’m chuffed your party won. I’m just saying that in a healthier system it wouldn’t even need to be questioned.’
‘I say,’ Augustín interjected, ‘would you be interesting in staying on a little longer in Brno? Quite bluntly—our party could use strong, forthright men like you, and I’d be happy to put in a word for you personally. We’d make sure your expenses are attended to. And you’d have more or less a free hand to, shall we say, spread the good word?’
‘That’s a delightful offer,’ Joyce gave Matuška a broad, toothy smile. ‘And I’d be happy to accept.’
‘He’s made himself quite the fixture of your court,’ said Madlen,
née Bildt (now formally
Cárovna-manželka Magdaléna Hlinková of Carpathia and Moravia), to her husband as she looked out the window of the Brno royal residence into the courtyard. ‘I’d keep a close eye on him if I were you.’
‘Oh? What’s he done?’ asked Vasiľ.
‘All wholesome and correct things, so far,’ Madlen’s tone waxed a trifle ironic. ‘Charitable associations, patriotic societies. He’s done quite a few events in
your honour, Vasiľ. But you need to remember that he is a foreigner.’
‘So are you,’ Vasiľ pointed out.
‘That’s different,’ Madlen retorted. ‘You married me. You brought me here. I’m not looking to steer the ship of state, I’m just a… passenger. Wulfram Joyce has an… agenda.’
Vasiľ changed his tone diplomatically, placatingly. ‘I understand, Lenka. As it happens, actually, I already agree with you. I’ve assigned some persons to keep an eye on Joyce. Including some from the military—we’ll see how that goes over.’
‘Really?’ asked Madlen. ‘Who?’
‘One of the captains in the Second,’ said Vasiľ.
Madlen considered, then suddenly grinned. ‘You’re not as mild and easygoing as you like to let everyone think, are you? I mean, you’re actually thinking two or three steps ahead.’
Vasiľ shrugged and spread out his hands. ‘It’s actually something of a balancing act. I don’t want to let people think I’m
stupid, otherwise they’ll shut me out of these decisions without me knowing it. But I also don’t want them thinking I’m smarter than they are… otherwise they’ll start actively colluding and working against me. If I do it right, people will obey me, while thinking it was their own idea to do what I want.’
Madlen shook her head and clicked her tongue with a slight smile of admiration. ‘Interesting. And—if I may ask—whose idea was it to have you marry me?’
‘I, uh… let Augustín Matuška take the credit for that one.’
‘You devious dog,’ Madlen chuckled affectionately as she put her arms around her husband’s shoulders. But before she sat down next to him, she turned serious once more. ‘I do mean it about Joyce, though. He puts on a plausible show of amiability, but his temper is deadly vicious.’
~~~
That temper took awhile to manifest itself. Wulfram Joyce soon found a niche working alongside the diplomatic corps to boost the image of the Moravian monarchy abroad.
There had been a minor incident with the representative from Bayern which had caused some frictions with Landfried… but no one took much note of it. Such ‘incidents’ were common with him. Landfried did not have the best ability to manage himself. And Joyce proved himself useful in numerous other ways.
He landed a small diplomatic coup which, though it didn’t have much practical use, was nevertheless showy and appealed to that significant part of Moravian society which still viewed far-off Taugats through a rose-tinted lens. The small state of Wu—which would come to be called by later dynastic historians as Če-Wu (浙吳)
[1]—had become involved in a dispute between the Japanese Shōgunate and the Anachak Lao, and the play had nearly gotten to the point of a Lao invasion of the small Chinese state. Thankfully, a last-minute action in early February of 1841 by Mr Wulfram Joyce as a neutral arbiter, requested from Moravia by President Léo de Croÿ of Luxembourg, had brought Laos and Wu to a face-saving agreement that staved off what would have been a disaster for Wu. Prince Čou Čchang-Po of Wu acknowledged the debt that his country subsequently owed Moravia.
Wulfram Joyce’s outburst of temper the following summer, however, proved to be doubly fatal.
The presence of a captain of the Second Army in his entourage,
Kapitán Prokop Mlynář, proved to be enough of a nuisance to him that he complained of it to the adjutant to the Chiefs of Staff. Of course, Mlynář, acting as he was under the direct orders of the
C. a K., could not disavow his own order, and no more could the Chiefs of Staff.
Wulfram Joyce finally let out a stream of invective at Mlynář himself.
‘I
will not, I
refuse, to have your lumpish shadow trailing me everywhere I go! Aroint and for good, you farthing-fingered fustilarian!’
‘Sir, you
have it from
Pán Mojmír Čapek Pokorný himself, that—’
‘I don’t care if the orders come from Christ God! You
will no longer show your unmuzzled mountain-goat face before me, you filthy, carrion-picking highwayman!’
Now, anyone who knew Prokop Mlynář well would have started to back off at this juncture, because what Joyce was saying about him came rather too close to truth. Mlynář was indeed a Rusin former
oprišek of Moravian Northern Transylvania, who had entered the army by way of the long hallowed tradition of
mountain bandits being regularised as border-troops. And because he had this experience among the
opriški, few men even among the regular military ranks would dare to cross him like this. But Joyce, a foreign diplomat with little experience in Moravia, did not know this. He was venting his rage and didn’t care what came of it. But for now, Mlynář was maintaining his cool.
‘Mister Joyce, let’s clear this up. If you would kindly—’
‘Are you
still here? Let me make it perfectly clear to you!’ Joyce took one of the gloves from his hands and flung it down at Mlynář’s feet. ‘Either you go now and never show your miserable hide before me again, or prove the ill-gotten scrap-tin on your chest against me with whatever weapon you choose. Else, I will own it before the world that you’re a coward undeserving the title of “man”.’
Everyone around them was watching with bated breath. Mlynář himself froze, stony-faced, for several seconds before he reached down and picked up Wulfram Joyce’s glove, holding it in front of his face.
‘Tomorrow,’ Mlynář told him simply. ‘Eight o’clock. Pistols, thirty paces. Right here on the
Město.’
The
C. a K., when he heard of the duel, made no effort to intervene. And that was as good as a death sentence for Joyce.
Wulfram Joyce, despite the mixed ancestry which he shared with many other British Argentines, was no
Tristan Franklin. The man had been bred to diplomatic office, and his sole acquaintance with powder and shot had been ‘sporting’—against marks with nothing of the sort of their own to wield against him. Mlynář, on the other hand, truly had led a bandit’s life.
Joyce found that out to his cost at 8:03 AM on the morning of 14 August 1842, when he was shot dead on the Brno
Město.
The incident was not only deadly to Joyce’s life, but also to Augustín Matuška’s career in the
Stavovské Zhromaždenie. Joyce had been one of the rare cases in which Matuška had stuck out his neck openly to bring a new member into the
Kavárna Křenová inner circle of the
Národní strana. And he couldn’t even blame Eleftherios, who himself had only met him that day. No—there was no question about it: come next election Hulán’s liberals would gleefully hang Joyce’s corpse from Matuška’s neck like a dead albatross, and he would deserve it. Matuška was not about to let it come to that: he tendered his resignation from the Inner
Zhromaždenie that very day as well as from the leadership of his own party.
And he gave in to the will of the Church on the matter. Fr Mikuláš Haduch would have his turn in the limelight as the formal leader and face of the party, and as the man who would represent the Orthodox Church’s interests in the
C. a K.’s cabinet.
[1] The Chinese Empire of Ta-Šun 大順 had by this time shrunk to the northwestern inland provinces of Kan-su, Šan-si and Ning-sia, for which reason it was by this time dismissively referred to as
Si-pej 西北. Several other states had taken control. The Anachak Lao ອານາຈັກລາວ had taken control of much of the southern Chinese coast, while the territories of Če-ťiang and Tchaj-wan fell under the sway of Če-Wu. Other Chinese polities to emerge at this time were the state of Ťi-Liang 己梁 with its capital at Čung-čou, and the state of Ta-sia 大夏 with its capital at I-čchang.