The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

[Kamelot]

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.

 

[xXConquerorXx]

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.

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The strangest part is not Jerusalem being in England, but how clean the borders look!

 

[Dryhad]

What if they held the Aztec Empire as primary?

Then the Aztecs would control all their land but it still overrides religion, culture, and monarch. Also, I don't believe they get the extra Asian provinces a converted Mongol Empire usually does.

 

[Es57]

Also, earlier in the game:

He inherited at age 1 yo. Did surprisingly well for an excommunicated kinslayer.

A 4 year old kinslayer ?
What did he do ? Hit is brother to death with his rattle ?

 

[Bearnest]

A 4 year old kinslayer ?
What did he do ? Hit is brother to death with his rattle ?

Ate his twin in utero

 

[Dirt McStain]

Also, excommunicated??? I'm not sure how it's possible for a someone who is barely old enough to make a coherent sentence could blaspheme against the church.

 

[SchwarzKatze]

None of his siblings or parents were murdered either...

 

[OspreyGBR]

Also, excommunicated??? I'm not sure how it's possible for a someone who is barely old enough to make a coherent sentence could blaspheme against the church.

His first words were "God is dead!"

 

[faiuwle]

Anyone can get excommunicated for having free investiture.

 

[Lord_P]

His first words were "God is dead!"

So the kid is Jesus?

 

[Wixelt]

A 4 year old kinslayer ?
What did he do ? Hit is brother to death with his rattle ?

A character of any age [not Muslim] can get the trait by executing someone of their dynasty they imprisoned.

 

[Sunspawn]

In the end that guy was a relatively successful king with decent stats that lived to 41, though he died in suspicious circumstances.

 

[Tavior]

I accidentally hit the government form map mode...
Also, earlier in the game:

He inherited at age 1 yo. Did surprisingly well for an excommunicated kinslayer.

How can you get excommunicated as a kid?

IIRC you are blocked from asking for excommunication until at least the target's character is at least old to be an adult?

 

[faiuwle]

Anyone can get excommunicated for having free investiture.

 

[Tavior]

Yeah I posted before reading the last previous page.

 

[in heaven]

"Most beautiful lady"

 

[GoukaRyuu]

"Most beautiful lady"

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[J.Deng]

From the streams, Caliph Abdul-Lateef 'the Sword of Jesus'

 

[Ksiendzu]

From the streams, Caliph Abdul-Lateef 'the Sword of Jesus'
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He chose his taoist school too.

 

[Rationalsanity]

I mean, Islam does recognize him as a prophet. Still an odd name to take no doubt, unless he's trolling his Christian opponents.