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BrandNewIain said:
Does imprisoning her work? Presumably you could just throw her in the oubliette and wait
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Well from my past experience, I WILL NEVER put spawn of satan to jail ever again. They easily broke free from it, and the oubliette is just like a resort for them and they will escape easily like the escapologist and Houdini did in 2-3 months and they will target you instead. My previous Basileus found choked to death a week after his demon son escaped from oubliette :D
 
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It always takes a bit of engineering for me. I had to execute my useless son so the demon princess Amice would inherit and turn everything cathar.
 
Vicodin_Addict said:
Well from my past experience, I WILL NEVER put spawn of satan to jail ever again. They easily broke free from it, and the oubliette is just like a resort for them and they will escape easily like the escapologist and Houdini did in 2-3 months and they will target you instead. My previous Basileus found choked to death a week after his demon son escaped from oubliette :D
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They can't escape immediate execution :D Kinslaying is better than having the throne go to some third cousin
 
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Pirisinian said:
It always takes a bit of engineering for me. I had to execute my useless son so the demon princess Amice would inherit and turn everything cathar.
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Well in my current game it is kinda impossible, as the stand alone Shia (started off as vassal of Caliph Al Muttazz in TOG bookmark) in the sea full of Sunni, I can only progress slowly with county conquest CB and before that be that Sunni or Shia herresies the succession law will still be same unlike Cathar and Bogomilist, and the closest Miaphysite county was Armenia and I cannot reach it with conquest CB :D

BrandNewIain said:
They can't escape immediate execution :D Kinslaying is better than having the throne go to some third cousin
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In a way yes, but as Muslim head of dynasty it proves to be problem to be a kinslayer. It makes straighten up decadent relatives way harder as they don't respect me anymore, and makes problem with my half brother more complicated, with more the reason to hate me :D
 
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Adios Espanol! Hola Greece! - Rodrigo Diaz "El Cid" De Vivar

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Vicodin_Addict said:
Adios Espanol! Hola Greece! - Rodrigo Diaz "El Cid" De Vivar

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Gains title: Kingdom of Greece

*First day on the job

King Rodrigo: "where are the nachos amigos?"

Courtier: "my King, this is Greece!"

King Rodrigo: "I want nachos not grease!"
Gains trait: Wroth
 
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takedown47 said:
King Rodrigo: "where are the nachos amigos?"

Courtier: "my King, this is Greece!"

King Rodrigo: "I want nachos not grease!"
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Hey now, that is insulting. Nachos are a dish of USA origins. He should have asked for a Tamale. :p
 
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Jnik22 said:
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Empress: "I name thee..Sluticus, princess of the Roman Empire"

* 14 years later

Sluticus: gains trait Celibate, gains trait Lustful

Empress: "Wtf is wrong with the Paradox gods? Why u no code properly??"
gains trait Cynical

Empress: "Oh fucking great, now everyone hates me :("
 
Teutonic King said:
Hey now, that is insulting. Nachos are a dish of USA origins. He should have asked for a Tamale. :p
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Hey now, that is insulting. Tamales are a dish of Mesoamerican origins. He should have asked for roasted lamb. :p
 
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DKM said:
Hey now, that is insulting. Tamales are a dish of Mesoamerican origins. He should have asked for roasted lamb. :p
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Hey now, that is insulting. Roasted Lamb is a dish of Middle Eastern origins. He should have asked for a glass of water. :p
 
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Teutonic King said:
Roasted Lamb is a dish of Middle Eastern origins.
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It was still eaten in Aragonese cuisene unlike the Tamale so it counts.

Anyways, back to my actual comment on the screenshot. It really reminds me of my Pre-RoI days where I always attempted to start as the Cid/Campeador, form the Kingdom of Aragon, win a crusade for Greece, and then move my capital to the Crusader state of Greece and give Aragon to a brother or cousin.
 
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takedown47 said:
Gains title: Kingdom of Greece

*First day on the job

King Rodrigo: "where are the nachos amigos?"

Courtier: "my King, this is Greece!"

King Rodrigo: "I want nachos not grease!"
Gains trait: Wroth
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Sssh don't get too loud
King Rodrigo is still ill after eating Samosian's poisonous crab whom he misread it with Vamos!
 
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32 long years of grooming after first being suspected as demon spawn and the voice of Satan, Queen Isabella has finally lived up to the suspicion with the addition of pride to her list of traits. Additionally, I racked up 100 points of tyranny. Izzy, the most ruthless Queen of England the world has ever seen.

For those who can't clearly see, her traits are: Fortune Builder, Genius, Kinslayer, Impaler, Envious, Deceitful, Ambitious, Cruel, Wroth, Greedy, Slothful, Lustful, Gluttonous, Proud and Possessed. She's also a werewolf.


Edit: Jesus has since given military advice and and a random event has made her a lesbian.
 
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V1ribus said:
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32 long years of grooming after first being suspected as demon spawn and the voice of Satan, Queen Isabella has finally lived up to the suspicion with the addition of pride to her list of traits. Additionally, I racked up 100 points of tyranny. Izzy, the most ruthless Queen of England the world has ever seen.

For those who can't clearly see, her traits are: Fortune Builder, Genius, Kinslayer, Impaler, Envious, Deceitful, Ambitious, Cruel, Wroth, Greedy, Slothful, Lustful, Gluttonous, Proud and Possessed. She's also a werewolf.


Edit: Jesus has since given military advice and and a random event has made her a lesbian.
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Centuries later in the movie Braveheart, Mel Gibson protrays William Wallace who leads Scottish rebels against the tyranny of Isabella II of England.

Queen Isabella II (on horseback in armor): Arrows cost money, send in the Irish...the dead cost nothing! One more thing, bring me Wallace, alive if possible, dead just as good!
 
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V1ribus said:
Edit: Jesus has since given military advice and and a random event has made her a lesbian.
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Par for the course, really.

Edit: These guys really took "divide and conquer" to heart. England is one of the few places that hasn't imploded.

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When the "Black King" Adelchis's face turned red, it means disaster my friend. He might have died when he served dinner for us, but table manners must still be done.

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