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Lol, I'm from Poland and I didn't even know about such expression. Kinda sad it's accurate.

So much for Solidarity

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This guy seems to have everything going for him bar one little thing... He just can't sprog himself a son!
This is kinda funny because snorre, which kinda sounds like his name Snorri, means something, very relevant to this, in Swedish.
Penis, it means penis
 
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I am pretty sure someone posted this already...

...but it's still funny. So I am playing zoroastrian turks, managed to carve my own empire around Crimea and married my sister. We got a very interesting daughter: attractive genius inbreed. Like a beautiful mind or something, I guess ;)
 
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The Shia Caliph of Egypt calls for a Jihad for Bengal. There are no Muslims in India.

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Another Saxon burns down Irminsul. Yes he's a Christian but going Charlie on your own people?

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I was envious of my game where the abbasids and Karlings went boom in about 200 years.

You have no idea how envious of your game I am.....

Karlings should implode most of the time in the CM start date, usually Karlomann has to beat his brother.

I still dont understand why the abbassids will just straight up implode immediatley, I cant imagine its decadence cause I have seen huge Abbablobs with 100% decadence for multiple generations.
 
I still dont understand why the abbassids will just straight up implode immediatley, I cant imagine its decadence cause I have seen huge Abbablobs with 100% decadence for multiple generations.
Personally, I think it's heavily dependent on where the revolts spawn. The Persian mountains have killed way more soldiers than the Caliph's armies ever did, in my experience. (And once in a blue moon, they help the revolts by having the Caliph's doom stack starve in his own lands)
 
Personally, I think it's heavily dependent on where the revolts spawn. The Persian mountains have killed way more soldiers than the Caliph's armies ever did, in my experience. (And once in a blue moon, they help the revolts by having the Caliph's doom stack starve in his own lands)

I dunno on very hard the AI is pretty immune to attrition, yet I see the Abbablob once in a blue moon disappear into the aether.
 
Maybe not strange, but hella lucky.

Been bashing my head against the Zoroastrian and Zunist starts, so went for a break with 867 Byzantium to snag that SPQR achievement. After some bumbling in marrying the King of Italy's daughter and Leon taking an unfortunate axe to the face in battle, I got Basil's Italian Catholic grandson on the throne.

Well, no biggy, fight off some rebellions and set up my heir to be trained by the Patriarch to be a good Greek Orthodox so things'll settle down....and y'know, just for giggles I'll have my chaplain 'Research Culture' for the few years before my heir becomes a man.

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Well hello there.
 
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Help! All three of us are possessed, somehow.

Honestly, I don't know how all three brothers got possessed, but I don't care! Free relations boost with my brothers, woo!

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Erm... which kin did she slaughter? Her children are alive, and she has no parents or siblings.
 
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Maybe not strange, but hella lucky.

Been bashing my head against the Zoroastrian and Zunist starts, so went for a break with 867 Byzantium to snag that SPQR achievement. After some bumbling in marrying the King of Italy's daughter and Leon taking an unfortunate axe to the face in battle, I got Basil's Italian Catholic grandson on the throne.

Well, no biggy, fight off some rebellions and set up my heir to be trained by the Patriarch to be a good Greek Orthodox so things'll settle down....and y'know, just for giggles I'll have my chaplain 'Research Culture' for the few years before my heir becomes a man.

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Well hello there.

Sorta confused, Cathar will give you Holy Wars against Catholics but will PO your orthodox vassals still and you wont be able to revoke their titles like Iconoclast (An Orthodox Heresy).

If your the king of Italy you can dejure attack Rome.
 
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Help! All three of us are possessed, somehow.

Honestly, I don't know how all three brothers got possessed, but I don't care! Free relations boost with my brothers, woo!

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Erm... which kin did she slaughter? Her children are alive, and she has no parents or siblings.

I'm more surprised that all 3 brothers are still alive after a decade of gameplay!

And good lord do they need to fix Crusade weights.
 
Sorta confused, Cathar will give you Holy Wars against Catholics but will PO your orthodox vassals still and you wont be able to revoke their titles like Iconoclast (An Orthodox Heresy).

If your the king of Italy you can dejure attack Rome.

I'm not the King of Italy yet, dear old mom is still alive (albeit in an Italian jail at 65-ish) so I haven't inherited her claim yet. I'm the legit Emperor, though, so I can still freely revoke the duke vice-royalties.

Edit: Also, oddly enough, between my 20 diplo, +25 from crushing a major revolt, and +25 for educating my heir as Greek, I'm just asking my vassals to convert and they are.
 
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Help! All three of us are possessed, somehow.

Honestly, I don't know how all three brothers got possessed, but I don't care! Free relations boost with my brothers, woo!

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Erm... which kin did she slaughter? Her children are alive, and she has no parents or siblings.

It's tough to be a Jimena