Well, they make for a good tributary of BohemiaI have no idea what right the HRE has to exist at this point.
Well, they make for a good tributary of BohemiaI have no idea what right the HRE has to exist at this point.
AI ordering mercs and not using them because of lack of boats sounds like bug-report material if you have the saves.So as usual, there was some serious rivalry between Pisa and Venice over the rights of whose cargo ships can dock where. Pisa gets too mad at Venice, and doesn't care how dishonorable it is. They went for the Pay to Win way, and hired a mercenary group called the Company of the Rose.
Years later, they found out that you can't assault Venice without boats. So their mercs were sitting around just smoking all the money that Pisa was pouring out...and eventually, it all went dry. Pisa couldn't pay the debt, and the mercs came calling for their pay.
Which naturally, Pisa couldn't give them a single gold coin. So they went on a repossession spree.
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Needless to say, I think repossession went fairly well! Remember kids, don't hire if you can't pay.
My emperor finished writing his book and it ended up being incest smut about him and his sister.
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So much for the relationship being a secret.![]()
He was MR before got England. Check that duchy of his - it should have been mr before this happened.AI merchant Norse England
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Imagine the NERVE of that guy sitting all day on his lazy *** doing nothing!
And in MY OWN dungeon!
Preposterous!
(bonus: great going Abyssinia!)
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My characte took a moment to reminicise about the mother he sent as a concubine to China whilst travelling to the same place as if she had died. She could still be alive there.
I've got a game where East Francia ended up inherited by West Francia, and Lotharingia ended up going to Burgundy and Ostlandet. Ostlandet then collapsed somehow and it's been taken up by Lotharingia again, so now Lotharingia is the Ruhr Valley and a huge chunk of Norway.
The Byzantine Empire expanding seems simple, in comparison.
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Uh, Easterners? Who needs Vasco da Gama; talk about who needs Ferdinand Magellan!
Sounds perfectly legit to me, Easterners = Europeans, no?That sounds like one for the bug report, or at least clarification.