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So this guy holds the patriarchate

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But he has also been dead for over 50 years.

This is really frustrating because I can't usurp his secular title and no one will now call a crusade :/. Also there is no moral authority from having a pious/diplomatic head of religion
 
QieRa said:
i am accused of committing adultery with my wife, and the fucker threatening to bring the matter to our liege chief qadi

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fortunately, i am the chief qadi

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“Unfortunately, I am the High Qadi of Andalusia”
 
QieRa said:
i am accused of committing adultery with my wife, and the fucker threatening to bring the matter to our liege chief qadi

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fortunately, i am the chief qadi

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So...that bug is back. Report it in the Bugs forum.
 
So I receive an alert that Wiglaf of Mercia has joined the Defensive Pact against me. No problem, makes sense, I've conquered virtually all of Britannia. Except I've already conquered all of Mercia for over a decade. So who is this guy?

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Oh, just Basileus.

(On the other hand, knowing the Byzantine Empire is afraid of me is a good feeling.)
 
es333 said:
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Dear Reader,

I imagine his entire life people have seen Einar as a man of few words that solved most problems without seemingly doing anything at all, thus earning the ire of his fellows of the faith, eclipsing them with his mastery of theological texts and medicinal studies. In actuality, he is really just a man shielded in armour of the most invulnerable kind, plot armour. That wonderful remedy for the pox was merely coincidence, as the imbecile wondered whether a bath in oatmeal would grant him lordship over all horse-kind. His prowess in theological debate is also a result of his plot armour, for every time he has been challenged to a said debate the other candidate is struck dead before the event by dying mid-climax in the bosoms of a scullery maid, or like brother Elias, they swallowed their tongues and died of asphyxiation in the debate. Of course, we chop that up to brother Elias forming heretical words and thus struck dead by God. So great are Einar's achievements, he has been made an archbishop. With the death of the pope a month later from 'old age' I fear Einar will take the mantel of the Church. Although, I have unsettling sources that tell of the pope falling unconscious after drinking heavily and his servants declared him dead, had him placed in a sarcophagus and refused to allow anyone to open it when they heard his calls for help.
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Those glazed over eyes that make others think him in communion with angels, the babbling and drooling which glistens his mouth that many perceive as the Holy Spirit imparting wisdom to Einar, and the sweet heavenly smell of maple oats he exudes... is simply not true!... well, maybe the oat part is true. Heed my words, keep them safe, for I fear that once I have penned these words down some sadistic force that protects Einar will be brought down upon me. What I do, I do for all mankind, for if Einar becomes pope God save us all.


Sincerely,


Brother Liam
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~ Brother Liam passed shortly after writing his last words, the cause of death a sudden explosion in the outhouse of the monastery while he was in it.
 
So an immortal horse who is an imbecile..... bow down to my god horse councillor
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Apparently if your leader is immortal and gets the lunatic trait they can trigger the glitterhoof event and make him immortal :)
 
Clearbladez said:
So an immortal horse who is an imbecile..... bow down to my god horse councillor
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Apparently if your leader is immortal and gets the lunatic trait they can trigger the glitterhoof event and make him immortal :)
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Well, now all you need to do is convert temporarily to Catholicism, enact Free Investiture, turn an empty Temple into a Bishopric, nominate Glitterhoof, make sure the current Bishop has an accident... declare an Anti-Pope and march on the Papacy. The sky is the limit when you're immortal.
 
That could probably be implemented in some cool way into a fantasy-themed mod. Invisible people.
 
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