UNITED SLAVIC STATES - 1671 - 1690
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HONOUR IS INEFFICIENT




HONOUR IS INEFFICIENT
Big War
After being released from vassalisation from Moors (mostly thanks to Egypt) USS started to prepare for inevitable war with one of its neighbours (which was not easy task at -3 stab and empty pocket). At first it seemed the attack will come from Romans, but it turned out they were satisfied with last war outcome and only build some forts on our border just in case. So we turned our eyes to Swiss. But also from that direction came an easy NAP. It was almost certain it is time to finally fight with Bremen over disputed colonies, yet Bremen was at that time country of living corpses and there was no way to attack it. Beside it was discovered that other powers want to fight with them, so our President decided not to provoke one more gang. USS almost gave up its imperial ambitions and army started to slowly melt, when suddenly offer from Eire came. The Witcher of Eire offered us some gold if USS attack Ingria. It was very very tempting, but Ingria at that time was remaining in alliance with Swiss and Egypt. It seemed inappropriate to attack in this particular moment and ruin war for someone who just helped us to get rid of vassalisation. Not to mention the fact that Ingria was doing heavy fighting with Eire, when USS wanted clear 1vs1 war. Anyway we of course took 1000 gold money from Eire as our treasury is always empty (barely 300 census...), but did not specify when we will attack Ingria. After some time we even were thinking about giving money back, but than dirty Scythians started to build forts on our border! On our border! Can you imagine that?! USS President get furious but he hold on somehow and ordered armies to wait until war Eire vs Ingria is over. So we waited, and waited... and waited... And Ingrian mad queen was getting older and older... and our maintenance money were melting... Finally when window of opportunity for war opened and USS superb troops attacked, stupid scythian queen died and some better barbarian took her place. But still our army invaded and at first even managed to win several epic battles, but soon Ingrians started to come in endless hordes. Really endless. USS was sending 100k, 200k, than even 300k man at the moment and yet Ingrians were more and more! Some may say it was very bad tactic, that USS should keep its border and attack only north and west coast of Ingria, but there was our hero HAL with us and everyone believed "full scale offensive on open front is beautiful and honourable" as he said. Soon however it proved to be very inefficient. Crossing rivers and winter costed us thousands of ducats (and inflation!!!), but there as no progress and war score was balancing near +10 points. At this moment diplomat from Roman Empire showed in USS senate and announced Romans attacked Ingria too. It caused a lot of civil unrest and even some deaths of Romans in USS taverns, as Slavs hate when someone interfere in their fighting and want to steal the glory. Seeing what is happening President gave order to not to help roman troops and do not cross south-east border. USS kept heavy fighting on north. Unfortunately most of the attacks on ingrian capital failed. People started to rumour about HAL The Hero tactics and his possible madness. There was even an attempt of his assassination, but this news went unnoticed because Irish diplomats started moves to arrange another war with Ingria. President almost lost his mind finding that out and urged Witcher to stop by all means! Frightened by Slavs rage Irish made some deal with Ingria and did not attack. Also Romans were persuaded by Egyptyans to leave north, and so USSvsIngria conflict did not escalate. We had our "honourable" war back, but none seemed to care. Slavs arranged rebellion kill the president and send HAL to exile. New President Kazimierz Leon Sapieha was elected. First thing he did was to send troops to west front and start attacking ingrian capital from ships and sending only supplies from south. This new tactics worked immediately and in matter of months USS reached 77 WS. Soon after Ingrian capital was taken and hard peace offers were send. Scythians did not read them carefully it seems as they rejected several times. Kazimierz Leon Sapieha ordered to explain it to them in few 100kvs100k battles and it worked. Ingria gave up. Six crucial baltic provinces were acquired. USS won Big War. Slavs started to celebrate glorious victory.

REWOLUCJA
HAL going (more) crazy
Celebrations did not take long. Exiled HAL gathered many supporters abroad and started anti government propaganda based on motto "this war was not honourable!". He also wrote a pamflet (lampoon) in which he described how much USS lost on the war and how small it gained. It was of course pure hypocrisy as most of losses took place thanks to his tactics, but many naive Slave believed it and civil unrest was growing and growing and growing. Kazimierz Leon Sapieha did not give it enough attention and did not invest enough into stability. Great victory ruined by small mistake in administration. In 1689 faced Rewolucja (in polish, La Revolution in french)! Almost 150k troops and like 30 provinces took HAL's The Mad Honourable Revolutioner side. Right now foreign forces (Swiss and Romans) are trying to contain slavic shawl before fury will spread on other nations. God have mercy on us!
Reward: 2 deflation - I did not get one last time