I just installed latest Improvement pack and Pagan mod. I decided to write an AAR about my first experiences as Pagan. I have other ongoing AAR called De Gesta Francorum et aliorum Hierosolimitanorum, which is bit more serious than this one. I will continue writing both, but I wanted to try bit more lighter writing style with this one.
The Return of Väinämöinen -Karelia AAR
My name is Aimo and I'm the High Chief of the Karelians. I'm descendant of the eternal sage Väinämöinen. He was a fatherless child of goddess Ilmatar and oldest human being. Despite him being older than the world his biggest pleasure was to chase barely legal girls. He was very popular among women, when one young lady heard that she must marry him, she drowned herself. Yeah, that's my ancestor. As you can see I like young girls too:
One day Väinämöinen was sitting as a judge in a moot, when they brought young girl Marjatta and her baby there. She was accused for giving birth to a bastard. Väinämöinen ordered that baby should be killed. But before they could do anything baby started speaking. He said that his name is Kaukomieli and Väinämöinen had sired him. Väinämöinen who had been drunk at the time slowly started to recognise the girl and realized that he had slept with her. People laughed at Väinämöinen and he got really angry. He became even more angry when he heard that people had elected that baby to their new king. So he sailed away with his copper boat and left the mortal lands. That boy was my ancestor.
My realm is great. We have a lot of forests but only few people. I don't know why I even bother to pretend that I'm a great ruler. We have more bears than people. You can walk days around here without seeing anyone. I received word from the people of Käkisalmi (Kexholm) and from the Votes. They want to be our allies. I don't understand why, but I accept their offer. I'm even more surprised when I receive word from Savo. They want that I rule them. They must have lost their mind.
Last winter I was drinking in a feast and slept with a beautiful lusty young girl. We were celebraring midsummer, when she camed forward and presented her newborn baby to the people. Great, now my wife doesn't speak to me.
Few months later that boy starts speaking at autumn market and declares that he will be the next king of the Karelians and will lead our people to greatness. There's no doubt that he is mine. Children in the other families don't start speaking this early, which is good thing because that kid is bloody annoying, but people seem to like him. Just great. My wife with whom I have only two daughters has invented that I have to sire a son with her and make her son to be my heir. People want that I make "wonder child" my heir. So you see what my problem is. I think that my wife has something to do with the "accident" which injured the "wonder child".
The Return of Väinämöinen -Karelia AAR
My name is Aimo and I'm the High Chief of the Karelians. I'm descendant of the eternal sage Väinämöinen. He was a fatherless child of goddess Ilmatar and oldest human being. Despite him being older than the world his biggest pleasure was to chase barely legal girls. He was very popular among women, when one young lady heard that she must marry him, she drowned herself. Yeah, that's my ancestor. As you can see I like young girls too:
One day Väinämöinen was sitting as a judge in a moot, when they brought young girl Marjatta and her baby there. She was accused for giving birth to a bastard. Väinämöinen ordered that baby should be killed. But before they could do anything baby started speaking. He said that his name is Kaukomieli and Väinämöinen had sired him. Väinämöinen who had been drunk at the time slowly started to recognise the girl and realized that he had slept with her. People laughed at Väinämöinen and he got really angry. He became even more angry when he heard that people had elected that baby to their new king. So he sailed away with his copper boat and left the mortal lands. That boy was my ancestor.
My realm is great. We have a lot of forests but only few people. I don't know why I even bother to pretend that I'm a great ruler. We have more bears than people. You can walk days around here without seeing anyone. I received word from the people of Käkisalmi (Kexholm) and from the Votes. They want to be our allies. I don't understand why, but I accept their offer. I'm even more surprised when I receive word from Savo. They want that I rule them. They must have lost their mind.
Last winter I was drinking in a feast and slept with a beautiful lusty young girl. We were celebraring midsummer, when she camed forward and presented her newborn baby to the people. Great, now my wife doesn't speak to me.
Few months later that boy starts speaking at autumn market and declares that he will be the next king of the Karelians and will lead our people to greatness. There's no doubt that he is mine. Children in the other families don't start speaking this early, which is good thing because that kid is bloody annoying, but people seem to like him. Just great. My wife with whom I have only two daughters has invented that I have to sire a son with her and make her son to be my heir. People want that I make "wonder child" my heir. So you see what my problem is. I think that my wife has something to do with the "accident" which injured the "wonder child".
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