I am quite the dancer. Come here nurse. Ever done the freaky deaky with a man and a teddy bear? *wink*
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Exterous said:
There there, drugs are not good for you, confess now, what made you start, your friends? It is nothing to be ashamed off, we all make little mistakes sometime, why dont you sit down in the sofa and tell me why you started using LSD?
Yeah, LSD is bad, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is a bad song 
Haha! I knew you needed some humourless posts by a humourless reader to bring the standards of fun in this aar so low that your posts suddenly become hylarious!!! j/k
Eh man, clam eh? Worse than Vodka or Caipirinha, I see. You should know better that exotic foods like clam are put on weddings to send people who want to eat expensively at the cost of the hosts straight to hell...
Perhaps we could offer a wedding to the japanese and feed them some tons of hundred-year-old clam...
Haha! I knew you needed some humourless posts by a humourless reader to bring the standards of fun in this aar so low that your posts suddenly become hylarious!!!
j/kEh man, clam eh? Worse than Vodka or Caipirinha, I see. You should know better that exotic foods like clam are put on weddings to send people who want to eat expensively at the cost of the hosts straight to hell...
Perhaps we could offer a wedding to the japanese and feed them some tons of hundred-year-old clam...
Think I´ll put this down after all and concentrate on the TGW one, if anyone can find a grain of humour in my updates, then please tell me...
I do. Only think we should have mpre of MR Kaputz. my comment above was mostly a joke, relax dude
Nuclear Winter said:
More Mr. Kaputt ze psychiatrists on the way (who can Zuckergußgebäck say that he is next? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...)
And as for 'the above comment', thank god... *Puts sedatives back in the cupboard*
Zuckergußgebäck said:
Whats with you and LSD? Huh? I don't think that i am the one with the problem. CONFESS NOW!!!
Exterous said:
Hmmm? Me and LSD? I do know wha... *Ack.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, muuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst, haveeeeeeeee*
Erm, Exterous, you haven´t snatched my blue-green pills that lay here on the table, for I need them NOW.
April 28, 1938
- Grewitt!
- Ouch!
Zuckergußgebäck rubbed his soar nose, then put on another layer of bandages, his nose had swelled to at lest half it´s size.
Stalin then walked in, singing.
- My god, comrade, what´s happened to your beautiful voice?! Kemchik-ool, who had been watering flowers behind the curtains (or at least that´s what he said, but it doesn´t explain the mysterious absence of flowers and the equally mystical presence of the maid) screamed.
- You shouldn´t refer to god comrade, Stalin said, I believe that I have smoked too much.
- Why do the mighty Stalin degrade himself so much that he visits Tannu tuva? Zuckergußgebäck asked
- Tannu tuva?! I thought this was Christiania in Copenhagen!!!! Anyway, I believe that you are very honored by my visit? Stalin proclaimed while spinning his moustache.
- We are very onored, oh great man-o-steel, Kemchik-ool proclaimed.
- Good, then you may as well have a prezzie. Here, have a decimetric radar.
- Grewitt!
- Ouch!
Zuckergußgebäck rubbed his soar nose, then put on another layer of bandages, his nose had swelled to at lest half it´s size.
Stalin then walked in, singing.
- My god, comrade, what´s happened to your beautiful voice?! Kemchik-ool, who had been watering flowers behind the curtains (or at least that´s what he said, but it doesn´t explain the mysterious absence of flowers and the equally mystical presence of the maid) screamed.
- You shouldn´t refer to god comrade, Stalin said, I believe that I have smoked too much.
- Why do the mighty Stalin degrade himself so much that he visits Tannu tuva? Zuckergußgebäck asked
- Tannu tuva?! I thought this was Christiania in Copenhagen!!!! Anyway, I believe that you are very honored by my visit? Stalin proclaimed while spinning his moustache.
- We are very onored, oh great man-o-steel, Kemchik-ool proclaimed.
- Good, then you may as well have a prezzie. Here, have a decimetric radar.
I tried to write an update a few seconds ago, but it just wasn´t funny, I do not know what to do... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Zuckergußgebäck said:
Well at least you tried. take some Zolaff and Drink a lot of cold medicine then stare at a strobe light for ten min. Funny will come to you.
Or you'll have an epilleptic Seizure.
Well, what do you know, an update!
23rd of May 1938
After delivering the decimetric radar, Stalin descided to take a walk in the Tannu tuvan palace gardens (well, more of a dried out thorn bush and some dandelions).
- Goddamn driver, he muttered. Cannot even read a compass!
- Well, boss, Zhukov, his driver said. You try to drive to Denmark yourself after drinking a bottle of vodka.
- Bah, Stalin replied. It is perfectly normal to drive after drinking at least six bottles of vodka. Everyone does it!
- That explains the russian roads.
- AAAAH, you little!
Asthe two men wandered off into the garden, they failed to notice that they left tannu tuva, marched across the great Taklamakan and ended up in Japanese-occupied China.
- Left!
- Right!
- Left!
- Right!
- Left!
- Right!
The japanese emperor and one of his ministers stood and shouted at each other outside the former chinese capital of Nanking when Stalin and Zhukov wandered past.
- You know, Zhukov, I am in fact planning to invade Germany one of these days, and they shall fall under the might of the red swastika, only before democracy shall corrupt...
- Sir, I know a good psychiatrist in Tannu tuva, perhaps you should discuss it all with him.
- Perhaps you´re right, Zhukov. Prost!
*Glugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugg*
The japanese emperor and his minister descided that such evils could only be spawned by the chinese, so they descided to take it back by massacring Nanking.
Unfortunately, by a fault in the command structure, several thousand buildings were killed, sparing the population. These chinese then began a very long migration across the world. More about them later.
23rd of May 1938
After delivering the decimetric radar, Stalin descided to take a walk in the Tannu tuvan palace gardens (well, more of a dried out thorn bush and some dandelions).
- Goddamn driver, he muttered. Cannot even read a compass!
- Well, boss, Zhukov, his driver said. You try to drive to Denmark yourself after drinking a bottle of vodka.
- Bah, Stalin replied. It is perfectly normal to drive after drinking at least six bottles of vodka. Everyone does it!
- That explains the russian roads.
- AAAAH, you little!
Asthe two men wandered off into the garden, they failed to notice that they left tannu tuva, marched across the great Taklamakan and ended up in Japanese-occupied China.
- Left!
- Right!
- Left!
- Right!
- Left!
- Right!
The japanese emperor and one of his ministers stood and shouted at each other outside the former chinese capital of Nanking when Stalin and Zhukov wandered past.
- You know, Zhukov, I am in fact planning to invade Germany one of these days, and they shall fall under the might of the red swastika, only before democracy shall corrupt...
- Sir, I know a good psychiatrist in Tannu tuva, perhaps you should discuss it all with him.
- Perhaps you´re right, Zhukov. Prost!
*Glugglugglugglugglugglugglugglugg*
The japanese emperor and his minister descided that such evils could only be spawned by the chinese, so they descided to take it back by massacring Nanking.
Unfortunately, by a fault in the command structure, several thousand buildings were killed, sparing the population. These chinese then began a very long migration across the world. More about them later.
After various adventures in Russia and Brazil and.... uhhh... the Mariana Trench... a haggard looking guy with a hat sits down and waits for an update.
so you decided to show the softer side of StalinZuckergußgebäck said:
i think he liked my mushroomsGreven said: