Hey dude, I had a busy week, just came back into the forums.
Yeah it´s cool , relax, we WILL still hang ourselves in the wall if you don´t update.
Yeah it´s cool , relax, we WILL still hang ourselves in the wall if you don´t update.
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When in Battle, Roar like if you were from RRRROAARRRRRitania 
BTW, we gunna get some actual game, eh?(come on, it´s easy to tackle italy early on... all ya need is cavalry )
BTW, we gunna get some actual game, eh?(come on, it´s easy to tackle italy early on... all ya need is cavalry
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June 18, The way to Jerusalem (J. Guilou)
Kemchik-ool was walking forward carrying a large sword dressed in his smart ideological crusader suit.
- Look there friends! There is the great river Jordan! Kemchik-ool said.
- Er, ich do nicht think so. Personguyfellow said.
- Stop beeing such a pessimist!
- Anyway, was are we machen here, ist tis jornej worf ze effort?
- Stop beeing such a pessimist!
The party crossed the greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaat river Jordan, or the famous german river Kleinstrohm and found themselves in the middle of a swamp.
*Exterous began to cry in despair when his feet was beginning to get wet, then realized that it was his secret stockpile of spirits and calmed down*
- QUACK!
- What on earth was that? Zuckergußgebäck asked.
Everyones eyes turned to Megapimp.
- No, it wasn´t my pet Iroquis avatar-beaver! He screamed in horror.
- QUACK!
Everyone was now looking for the origins of the strange sound.
*Exterous began to cry since he realised that if his secret supply of spirits was making his feets wet, there must be a leak.*
(now, leak is a dirty word, Blackadder...)
Mr. Kaputt resorted to his see-a-long binoculars, he scanned the water and found...
- QUACK!
- Look there chaps, a tank disguised as a toad!
- Blitzkreig ran forward and began to worship the perfectly camouflaged tank.
- He wont be so happy when it comes to a desert campaign, Kaputt whispered to Chopin, standing next to him.
Suddenly Kaputt relised who he had been adressing and turned around, all he could see was a note:
Suddenly, Stalin emerged from the tank, singing:
Вставaй, проклятьем заклейменный,
Весь мир голодных и рабов!
Кипит наш разум возмущенный
И в смертный бой вести готов.
Это есть наш последний
И решительный бой.
С Интернационалом
Воспрянет род людской.
Весь мир насилья мы разрушим
До основанья, а затем - --
Мы наш, мы новый мир построим:
Кто был ничем, тот станет станет всем!
Это есть наш последний...
Which of course ment:
Vstavay, proklyat'yem zaklyeymyennyy,
Vyes' mir golodnykh i rabov!
Kipit nash razum vozmushchyennyy
I v smyertnyy boy vyesti gotov.
Vyes' mir nasil'ya my razrushim
Do osnovan'ya, a zatyem - - -
My nash, my novyy mir postroim:
Kto byl nichyem, tot stanyet vsyem!
Eto yest' nash poslyedniy
I ryeshityel'nyy boy.
S Internatsionalom
Vospryanyet rod lyudskoy.
No-one understood what he ment and they simply walked on.
A few kilometers west of the swamp, Blitzkreig finally found a name for the little tank with which he ahd fallen in love: Amphibious tank.
OK guys, what do you think of this update?
Kemchik-ool was walking forward carrying a large sword dressed in his smart ideological crusader suit.
- Look there friends! There is the great river Jordan! Kemchik-ool said.
- Er, ich do nicht think so. Personguyfellow said.
- Stop beeing such a pessimist!
- Anyway, was are we machen here, ist tis jornej worf ze effort?
- Stop beeing such a pessimist!
The party crossed the greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaat river Jordan, or the famous german river Kleinstrohm and found themselves in the middle of a swamp.
*Exterous began to cry in despair when his feet was beginning to get wet, then realized that it was his secret stockpile of spirits and calmed down*
- QUACK!
- What on earth was that? Zuckergußgebäck asked.
Everyones eyes turned to Megapimp.
- No, it wasn´t my pet Iroquis avatar-beaver! He screamed in horror.
- QUACK!
Everyone was now looking for the origins of the strange sound.
*Exterous began to cry since he realised that if his secret supply of spirits was making his feets wet, there must be a leak.*
(now, leak is a dirty word, Blackadder...)
Mr. Kaputt resorted to his see-a-long binoculars, he scanned the water and found...
- QUACK!
- Look there chaps, a tank disguised as a toad!
- Blitzkreig ran forward and began to worship the perfectly camouflaged tank.
- He wont be so happy when it comes to a desert campaign, Kaputt whispered to Chopin, standing next to him.
Suddenly Kaputt relised who he had been adressing and turned around, all he could see was a note:
Chopin said:
Suddenly, Stalin emerged from the tank, singing:
Вставaй, проклятьем заклейменный,
Весь мир голодных и рабов!
Кипит наш разум возмущенный
И в смертный бой вести готов.
Это есть наш последний
И решительный бой.
С Интернационалом
Воспрянет род людской.
Весь мир насилья мы разрушим
До основанья, а затем - --
Мы наш, мы новый мир построим:
Кто был ничем, тот станет станет всем!
Это есть наш последний...
Which of course ment:
Vstavay, proklyat'yem zaklyeymyennyy,
Vyes' mir golodnykh i rabov!
Kipit nash razum vozmushchyennyy
I v smyertnyy boy vyesti gotov.
Vyes' mir nasil'ya my razrushim
Do osnovan'ya, a zatyem - - -
My nash, my novyy mir postroim:
Kto byl nichyem, tot stanyet vsyem!
Eto yest' nash poslyedniy
I ryeshityel'nyy boy.
S Internatsionalom
Vospryanyet rod lyudskoy.
No-one understood what he ment and they simply walked on.
A few kilometers west of the swamp, Blitzkreig finally found a name for the little tank with which he ahd fallen in love: Amphibious tank.
OK guys, what do you think of this update?
It's weird and confusing, but funny. In my last post I meant I was confused (you-passive)
Interesting, but we´d be glad if you could get a bit more in-game. Come on, it´s perfectly possible to do some amazing stuff with minors.
BTW, long time since my cameo last did something cool. Come on, I´m one of your most faithfull readers!
Nuke
BTW, long time since my cameo last did something cool. Come on, I´m one of your most faithfull readers!
Nuke
Nuclear Winter said:Interesting, but we´d be glad if you could get a bit more in-game. Come on, it´s perfectly possible to do some amazing stuff with minors.
BTW, long time since my cameo last did something cool. Come on, I´m one of your most faithfull readers!
Nuke
OK, so what do you mean with in-game, there is not much happening!!!!!
By the way, I´ll PM you the result of this glorious AAR.
Der Weg zurück (E.M Remarque)
August 2
So, the brave party of travellers (The Tannuvic knights) was marching forwards over the vast wastelands of Siberia.
Zuckergußgebäck had difficulties to walk, he looked down at his feet and found that they were frozen into a block of ice, he tried to lick them off, but then his tounge got stuck.
Everyone was unhappy, apart from Blitzkreig, who was so in love with his amphibious tank that he didn´t feel miserable.
Blitzkreig in winter uniform
Suddenly, Stalin jumped up like a bolt out of the blue (well, the sky was pretty grey, but please do not get hooked up on details).
- Hello, are you traitors? He asked
- Ummmm... he is. Zuckergußgebäck said and pointed towards Chopin standing to his right, the realised who had stood to his right and looked there again.
Chopin was gone, but he had left a note:
- Anyway, why do you ask us if we are traitors? he asked once he had turned his head back to its normal position.
- I am purging them!
- Is that a hobby?
- A communist gotta do what a communist gotta do...
Stalin drove off and Zuckergußgebäck pondered over what he had just heard.
Then he used Exterous secret supply of spirits (now stretched with toejam) to melt the block of ice around his feet.
That was easy.
August 2
So, the brave party of travellers (The Tannuvic knights) was marching forwards over the vast wastelands of Siberia.
Zuckergußgebäck had difficulties to walk, he looked down at his feet and found that they were frozen into a block of ice, he tried to lick them off, but then his tounge got stuck.
Everyone was unhappy, apart from Blitzkreig, who was so in love with his amphibious tank that he didn´t feel miserable.
Blitzkreig in winter uniform
Suddenly, Stalin jumped up like a bolt out of the blue (well, the sky was pretty grey, but please do not get hooked up on details).
- Hello, are you traitors? He asked
- Ummmm... he is. Zuckergußgebäck said and pointed towards Chopin standing to his right, the realised who had stood to his right and looked there again.
Chopin was gone, but he had left a note:
Chopin said:
- Anyway, why do you ask us if we are traitors? he asked once he had turned his head back to its normal position.
- I am purging them!
- Is that a hobby?
- A communist gotta do what a communist gotta do...
Stalin drove off and Zuckergußgebäck pondered over what he had just heard.
Then he used Exterous secret supply of spirits (now stretched with toejam) to melt the block of ice around his feet.
That was easy.
As you guys may have noticed, i have changed my avatar, I was growing bored with my old one, and I now announce the creation of a fine tradition:
When i make an AAR on a specific coultry, i will have that countrys flag as my avatar.(if possible)
When i make an AAR on a specific coultry, i will have that countrys flag as my avatar.(if possible)
Zuckergußgebäck stepped in through the door and found himself inside a dark room, dusty old books lined the shelves, strange acids bubbled, and 7-11 coupons covered the floor.
So, this was were Mr. Kaputt was living.
He stepped out again, it wasn´t very inspiring, the army, and everyone else for that matter was out trying to remove the snow.
Nuculear winter was busy making a tunnel through the snow, followed closely by Semi-lobster who offered moral support and made good advices.
- No, you stupid soldier, you got it much to high! For the best digging capability, start down here, at the ground! The ½ lobster said.
Nuculear winter wished that he had some water, sugarlumps, salt, dill and a deep, deep cauldron.
A few meters to the left, Exterous and Lurken were burning their way through the snow with a flamethrower.
The flames burned Exterous on the thumb, he hugged Eddie and began to cry.
Zuckergußgebäck stepped through the doors of the tannu tuvan Reichskrankenhaus and headed for the psychology departement. Actually, since Tannu tuva inflicted deep psychological wounds to lengthy visitors, that was the only open departement of the hospital (exept for stomach-pump department, which Shoma is painfully aware of).
Zuckergußgebäck stepped through the doors of Mr. Kaputts office, it was adorned by pentagrams and upside-down crosses.
Zuckergußgebäck didn´t argue, Mr. Kaputt was a mad professor after all.
- Doctor? He asked.
- Not now Zucker, I have a very important client who is convinced that he is the incarnation of evil.
The doctor turned around, holding the patient in one hand, what Zuckergußgebäck saw made him terrified! S o much evil, horror and terror at the same place.
Exterous, who had just rrived to get a bandage for his little thumb took one look at the client, descided that it was a monster and scuttled for the bunker.
Mr. Kaputt and his client.
So, this was were Mr. Kaputt was living.
He stepped out again, it wasn´t very inspiring, the army, and everyone else for that matter was out trying to remove the snow.
Nuculear winter was busy making a tunnel through the snow, followed closely by Semi-lobster who offered moral support and made good advices.
- No, you stupid soldier, you got it much to high! For the best digging capability, start down here, at the ground! The ½ lobster said.
Nuculear winter wished that he had some water, sugarlumps, salt, dill and a deep, deep cauldron.
A few meters to the left, Exterous and Lurken were burning their way through the snow with a flamethrower.
The flames burned Exterous on the thumb, he hugged Eddie and began to cry.
Zuckergußgebäck stepped through the doors of the tannu tuvan Reichskrankenhaus and headed for the psychology departement. Actually, since Tannu tuva inflicted deep psychological wounds to lengthy visitors, that was the only open departement of the hospital (exept for stomach-pump department, which Shoma is painfully aware of).
Zuckergußgebäck stepped through the doors of Mr. Kaputts office, it was adorned by pentagrams and upside-down crosses.
Zuckergußgebäck didn´t argue, Mr. Kaputt was a mad professor after all.
- Doctor? He asked.
- Not now Zucker, I have a very important client who is convinced that he is the incarnation of evil.
The doctor turned around, holding the patient in one hand, what Zuckergußgebäck saw made him terrified! S o much evil, horror and terror at the same place.
Exterous, who had just rrived to get a bandage for his little thumb took one look at the client, descided that it was a monster and scuttled for the bunker.
Mr. Kaputt and his client.
OK, so I now have to exelent(?) updates, which I have poured love, care and my entire heart into (takes ECG).
AND NO ONE´S READING!
AND NO ONE´S READING!
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Zuckergußgebäck sulked, Noone was reading his magnificent AAR.
Zuckergußgebäck threw a thick leather-bound book at No one who stopped reading and fled.
- That´s strange, Zuckergußgebäck thought and looked into the encyclopedia Tannuvia.
No one
Person that enters room when all else has left, this teory was engineerd by the Tannu tuvan physichian Kolpakchi.
He proved this by analyzing the sentance:
No one is in there
and found that if No one was in the empty room that ment that the room wasn´t empty, which led him to the mystery of when No one enters.
He found out that No one enters exactly when the last person leave and...
(Getting headache, moving on to next article)
Zuckergußgebäck took up the book and threw it away, it landed in Shomas foodbowl and the sheep ate it.
Zuckergußgebäck stepped out into the fog of Tannu tuva.
The fog was thick, thicker than Operah Winnfrey, Zuckergußgebäck felt something in the mist, the something was holding a yard-brush.
- Bob? Zuckergußgebäck asked.
- No, Stalin. AND STOP PULLING MY MOUSTACHE! You traitor?
- No I´m not!
- OK, better get on moving!
Zuckergußgebäck went in, threw himself on his bed, politely showed the maid the way out and began to cry.
The AAR wasn´t funny anymore.
Zuckergußgebäck threw a thick leather-bound book at No one who stopped reading and fled.
- That´s strange, Zuckergußgebäck thought and looked into the encyclopedia Tannuvia.
No one
Person that enters room when all else has left, this teory was engineerd by the Tannu tuvan physichian Kolpakchi.
He proved this by analyzing the sentance:
No one is in there
and found that if No one was in the empty room that ment that the room wasn´t empty, which led him to the mystery of when No one enters.
He found out that No one enters exactly when the last person leave and...
(Getting headache, moving on to next article)
Zuckergußgebäck took up the book and threw it away, it landed in Shomas foodbowl and the sheep ate it.
Zuckergußgebäck stepped out into the fog of Tannu tuva.
The fog was thick, thicker than Operah Winnfrey, Zuckergußgebäck felt something in the mist, the something was holding a yard-brush.
- Bob? Zuckergußgebäck asked.
- No, Stalin. AND STOP PULLING MY MOUSTACHE! You traitor?
- No I´m not!
- OK, better get on moving!
Zuckergußgebäck went in, threw himself on his bed, politely showed the maid the way out and began to cry.
The AAR wasn´t funny anymore.
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Guy, if you perhaps posted a single in game update regarding the new game you are supposed to be playing as roaritania in TGW now... showing cool things about TGW and etc, it´d be funnier. It is fine as it is, but it is getting a bit too routinely... Showa eating stuff, froid messing around telling people to kill their father... and yet, too few aparitions of BLITZKRIEG!!!
But keep it on!
But keep it on!
Zuckergußgebäck leaned back in his very comfortable armchair.
- BLITZKRIEG! Nuculear winter stormed in.
- What in the world..? Zuckergußgebäck began.
- Oh, I just wanted to try something new, BLITZKRIEG! Nuke said and ran out through the wall.
As Exterous went to work repairing the great wall of Tannu tuva, S.T Perilenko walked in, holding something black and very ominous in his hands.
- Look what I bought from 7-11, oh mighty head of state, a device that can destroy the world, and will bring fear into the hearts of mankind, all countries will crawl at our feet, I proudly present...
- The roulette wheel? Exterous said, looking up from the concrete.
- No, a tritium bomb!
Zuckergußgebäcks face took a slightly red tone.
- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY BISCUITS, TAKE THAT THING BACK TO THE SHOP, NOW!
Perilenko sulked and began the loong and perilous trek towards the seveneleven, situated in Nanking.
Zuckergußgebäck took one look at Exterous, whos head had got stuck in the concrete, then walked out in search of more biccies.
- BLITZKRIEG! Nuculear winter stormed in.
- What in the world..? Zuckergußgebäck began.
- Oh, I just wanted to try something new, BLITZKRIEG! Nuke said and ran out through the wall.
As Exterous went to work repairing the great wall of Tannu tuva, S.T Perilenko walked in, holding something black and very ominous in his hands.
- Look what I bought from 7-11, oh mighty head of state, a device that can destroy the world, and will bring fear into the hearts of mankind, all countries will crawl at our feet, I proudly present...
- The roulette wheel? Exterous said, looking up from the concrete.
- No, a tritium bomb!
Zuckergußgebäcks face took a slightly red tone.
- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY BISCUITS, TAKE THAT THING BACK TO THE SHOP, NOW!
Perilenko sulked and began the loong and perilous trek towards the seveneleven, situated in Nanking.
Zuckergußgebäck took one look at Exterous, whos head had got stuck in the concrete, then walked out in search of more biccies.
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Zuckergußgebäck said:
I know the feeling And I balme the spelling
and its spelled 'no one' and 'excellent'
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wait, what is wrong with my spelling? I do not think it is that bad. Typos, I´d say, and do you really think that that is what is scaring readers away?
Also, it is spelled blame and not balme
Wait, what is wrong with my spelling? I do not think it is that bad. Typos, I´d say, and do you really think that that is what is scaring readers away?
Also, it is spelled blame and not balme
Zuckergußgebäck said:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wait, what is wrong with my spelling? I do not think it is that bad. Typos, I´d say, and do you really think that that is what is scaring readers away?
Also, it is spelled blame and not balme
No, I don't think spelling has anything to do with it. And I ment to spell blame wrong, its a joke. See? I was making fun of your spelling even though mine is bad. Cause you can't spell 'no one' and i can't spell 'blame'. Its funny. See? Joke. Hahaha
November 2
Exterous was out taking his morning walk, the birds sang, the squirrels played, two lions were tearing a goose apart, such peace, such tranquility...
Suddenly, Exterous tripped over the tame hedgehog von Tripp who was trying to get a tan.
Exterous swore.
In front of him stood.... STALIN!
- You traitor? Stalin asked.
- Don´t you ever get bored purging officers?
- A communist gotta do what a communits gotta do...
Exterous hugged Eddie and began to cry.
- He is, he sulked and pointed at Chopin.
When Stalin had turned his head so that he could see the spot where the great composer stood Chopin was gone, he had left a note saying:
As Stalin wondered what this was about, Exterous had hidden himself inside a barrel of concrete.
That was to prove fatal.
Exterous was out taking his morning walk, the birds sang, the squirrels played, two lions were tearing a goose apart, such peace, such tranquility...
Suddenly, Exterous tripped over the tame hedgehog von Tripp who was trying to get a tan.
Exterous swore.
In front of him stood.... STALIN!
- You traitor? Stalin asked.
- Don´t you ever get bored purging officers?
- A communist gotta do what a communits gotta do...
Exterous hugged Eddie and began to cry.
- He is, he sulked and pointed at Chopin.
When Stalin had turned his head so that he could see the spot where the great composer stood Chopin was gone, he had left a note saying:
Chopin said:
As Stalin wondered what this was about, Exterous had hidden himself inside a barrel of concrete.
That was to prove fatal.