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First, lest you be confused, this is NOT the awesome "What If Spain Failed to Rule the World?" story. Further, I am not the awesome creator of "What If Spain Failed to Rule the World?"

If at any point you DO become confused, ask yourself:

"Is what I am reading very awesome?"

If the answer is yes, then you are reading "What if Spain Failed to Rule the World?". Good for you. It is a very awesome story, and I highly recommend heading there immediately without wasting another moment here.

But if the answer is no, then you are reading my tale. May God have mercy on your very soul.

Anyhow, all of that aside, the basis for this grand campaign: I figured it would be amusing to start an AAR as the stuttering, lisp-having Count of Viscaya, simply because of his inability to talk...but was shocked to watch my King quickly taking over the world (without my doing...I literally haven't even laid claim to a title, much less declared war or even married well.)

Anyhow...here we go!
 
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Here be the county of Viscaya, in the Kingdom of Castille. Don't bother staring too long. It's gonna change soon.

 
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Inigo de Haro. "Th-th-that'th my nn-nn-name. D-d-don't wear it ou-ou-out."​

When you picture a well-to-do Hispanic Count from the Middle Ages, you perhaps picture a Spaniard in a black outfit, wearing a cape, with a hat and a mask and a funny little mustache, riding his horse with his sword held high.

Particularly if you watched a lot of “Zorro” as a child.

But Inigo de Haro, Count of the Castillian county of Viscaya, does not fit this image. He rarely fought in battle, he wasn’t particularly bright in the political arena…in fact, he could barely speak.

Of course, the qualifications for becoming a leader in the Middle Ages were not entirely different than the qualifications required today…which is how Inigo de Haro not only became the Count of Viscaya around 1050…but by 1067, had been promoted to the newly-created title Duke of Castille by King Sancho Jimenez.

It was a promotion in name only, as it came with no extra land or vassals…but as the only Duke in the entire Kingdom, it was a promotion just the same.

Despite his inability to…do anything, really…Inigo was married to Toda de Viguera and they had a son Lope, with another child on the way. But in 1068, Lope was reportedly quite ill…his symptoms, when examined by modern medical standards, suggest pneumonia…and then Toda had a particularly difficult pregnancy, culminating in the death of both her and the unborn child.

Needing someone to care for his ill son Lope, Duke Inigo quickly married Margaret Atheling, a Saxon in King Sancho’s court, who soon gave birth to Inigo’s second son, Manuel.

In September of 1070, King Sancho declared war on his brother Alfonso Jimenez, the King of Leon. While Duke Inigo had never been inclined to fight, he felt obligated due to his promotion to Duke plus his marriage to King Sancho’s courtier, so he led his men to join the King. December of the same year saw the terrible Battle of Leon. While the Castilians out numbered the Leonians by more than three to one, the Castilians suffered two terrible tragedies.

First, King Sancho was killed, leaving the Kingdom of Castille to his two-year-old son Muno.

And then Duke Inigo fell off his horse and was trampled.

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Owwies. Somebody got a boo-boo.​

He died three months later from the injuries, still on the battlefield, at the age of 41.

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Uh-oh! We're gonna need another Inigo!​

He left the Duchy of Castille to his 11-year-old son Lope.

Who was reporting to the 2-year-old King Muno.

While in battle against the mighty Kingdom of Leon.

And with the countless Muslim hordes waiting in the South.


Inigo de Haro

1030 – 1071

Count of Viscaya 1051 – 1071
Duke of Castille 1067 – 1071​

FACTS:
*Appointed Duke of Castille

*Improved the food supply of Iberia, encouraging the development of fishing and chicken-breeding industries.

*Taught his followers to seek God within themselves.

*Could barely speak.

*Died while seizing King Alfonso’s castle in Leon.
 
Heh, tributes. I'm sure canonized'be proud.


Falling off a horse, seems common enough. Can never trust those horses.
 
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Lope de Haro. He had a bad sunburn this day.​

Lope de Haro was only eleven years old when he inherited his father’s Duchy…much too young for the battlefield…so he stayed at home with his step-mother and half-brother, while his marshal continued to siege Leon. By June of 1071, King Alfonso’s castle was overrun by the Castilians…and by the end of the summer, the Kingdom of Leon fell to 3-year-old King Muno of Castille…expanding the country’s borders three-fold, and bringing a new-found sense of stability to the region.

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"Grandma! What big boundaries you have!" "All the better to conquer you with, my dear."​

Unfortunately, this peace didn’t last long, as the Shiekdoms of Alcantara and Evora, in addition to the Emirate of Badajoz, declared war on the Kingdom of Castille.

The Castilians, including the Duke’s men (under the marshal’s lead), met with the Emirate in Valladolid in September of 1071. The battle was close…and devastating to both sides…but the Emirate was turned back for the time being.

According to a note in the diary of Margaret Atheling, the Duke’s step-mother, Duke Lope was particularly affected when he heard this news. The fact that so many men on both sides were killed…simply for their religion…made Lope look at religion in a whole new way. Duke Lope began speaking of martyrdom, and said he looked forward to the day that he could give up his own life for God.

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Martyr? I hardly know her!​

For what it’s worth, Margaret also predicted that her own son, Manuel, was destined for sainthood.

By April of 1072, the former King of Leon (and uncle of the current King of Castille) Alfonso had been appointed Count of his old capital. Alfonso attempted to start a rebellion, declaring independence…but given that Castille already had approximately 5000 soldiers in the area, keeping their eye open for invading Muslims, Alfonso was quickly overpowered and subdued once again.

The year of 1073 was a time of great upheaval in Salamanca, the sometimes southern border of Castille. On almost a monthly basis, it would change hands between the King and various Muslims. It became the main battlefield of a war that would last for years.

Meanwhile, back in the Duchy of Castille, Duke Lope was on the verge of becoming a man. Knowing he no longer had a father to share the important moments of his life, King Sancho Jimenez (not to be confused with the slain King of Castille) of the neighboring Kingdom of Neville took the Duke on his first hunting trip for his fourteenth birthday.

Unfortunately, the Duke proved unwilling to hurt an innocent animal…an innocent animal which apparently did not share his views, as the boar charged at the duke, tearing open his leg. This wound soon became infected, and many feared the Duke would soon die.

Christmas of 1075 saw the end of the war with the Muslims…until one month later, when they kicked off again. This would prove to be the standard for many years to come. Peace would be declared after months of fighting…and then once everyone had their breath back, the wars would commence.

Though still on the verge of death, Duke Lope wed Jimena de Lara, a courtier from King Muno’s court.

In her diary, Margaret Atheling stops just short of calling her new step-daughter-in-law a bitch.

But Duke Lope took to marriage quickly, and was soon off of his deathbed. This is not to say that he never returned to bed, because he soon had two daughters. Lope reportedly loved his new family, and actively took part in raising both Mafelda and Mummadomna, which was unusual for the Middle Ages. (Though the names may strike today’s English speaker as odd and possibly Muslim in origin, these were in fact common Christian names at the time.)

In 1080, the neighboring Kingdom of Navarra was splintered…and Duke Lope now had Muslims as his immediate neighbors.

Lope’s son Enrique was born in 1084, and Lope had an active role in raising that child as well. Two years later, Duke Lope’s half-brother Manuel wed Dulce Jimenez, a distant cousin of the Kings of both Castille and Navarra, in addition to the independent Duke of Porto and the former King of Leon. As an in-law of so many leaders, Manuel became his brother’s official representative in foreign affairs.

1086 also saw a terrible drought strike the Duchy, causing farmers to lose countless crops, briefly creating a financial crisis. However, the peasants soon relocated to towns and hamlets, increasing trade, and the crisis resolved itself.

In May of 1087, in yet another war against the Muslims, King Muno was slain on the battlefield. He was 19 years old, and had ruled for 17 years. Ironically, as Muno had never wed or had any children, the Kingdom then passed to his uncle…

Alfonso Jimenez. The former King of Leon. Both King Sancho (Muno’s father) and Duke Inigo (Lope’s father) had given their lives to defeat him…and now he was in power once more, almost 20 years later.

But this injustice barely lasted, as King Alfonso passed away of old age just a few months later, at the age of 47. The Kingdom then passed to his son, 18-year-old Fadrique. Though Fadrique preferred to just lay around the castle, apparently doing nothing, his writings reveal that he was in fact very intelligent…and very sly.

Around the same time, Duke Lope’s marshal passed away. The Duke’s half-brother Manuel then took control of the Army. Together, King Fadrique and Manuel managed to reclaim Salamana once more, and the Shiekdom of Toledo fell to Castille, expanding the borders once more. Saddly, when Manuel returned home, he learned his wife Dulce had died in childbirth. Manuel then wed Tfit ibn Shabib, who could best be described as an “energetic ninja.” Though she was a Berber, she had already adopted the Catholic faith before meeting Manuel.

Lope bore yet another son in April of 1090, Felipe, while Castille continued to expland. Coimbra and Akantra both fell to the Kingdom, and when the independent Duke of Porto passed away, he left everything to King Fadrique. When the Duchy of Barcelona pledged allegiance to the King as well, stability once again hit an all time high.

But all of this good news was offset by one simple fact: though Duke Lope loved his wife Jimena de Lara…she was losing her mind. She began talking to people who were not there…and sometimes appeared to be having arguments, out loud, with a series of individuals who resided only in her head.

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A woman with multiple personalities? Impossible!​

Speaking of Duke Lope’s family, his daughter Mummadomn became his new chancellor, and married his steward Frojan Fernandez. The entire family moved into a new castle Lope had ordered be built for just that occasion.

In July of 1096, King Fadrique…like nearly every King before him…was killed by the Muslims as well. His 26-year-old brother, and Duke Lope’s friend, Bernardo Jimenez became King.

Lope’s daughter Mafalda became the leader of the Duke’s guards, and wed his marshal Bermudo. But tragedy struck, and Bermudo soon died of natural causes, leaving her to raise their son Ramon and daughter Mafalda II. Saddly, both Ramon and Mafalda II passed away within a year of their father. Though she was now widowed and without a family of her own, Mafalda refused to marry again…choosing instead to focus on her job as spymaster.

Steward Frojan died around this time, leaving Mummadomna a widow as well, and forcing Lope to re-organize his cabinet.

Mafalda stayed on as his spy master, Manuel returned to his role as chancellor, Lope’s son Enrique became the new marshal, and Enrique’s new wife Aldonca Mendes became his new steward.

January of 1102 saw the independent Duke of Aquitaine pledging allegiance to King Bernardo…more than doubling the size of Castille. And when the Duchy of Provence pledged allegiance as well…allowing Castille to reach all the way from the Atlantic Ocean into Germany…it was clear that the Kingdom was now officially a “player” in European politics.

The following year, Duke Lope’s half-brother Manuel suffered two losses…first, his mother, Margaret Atheling, passed away at the age of 58…but the second loss was more mysterious.

In November of 1104, Manuel received a message that some long lost relative on his mother’s side…and therefore not a blood relative of the Duke…had passed away, naming Manuel as his only heir. While the monetary inheritance was a pittance…in fact, Manuel himself spent more than his inheritance to pay off the messenger…Manuel learned that due to the death, he now had a claim to be the King of England.

While Manuel was presumably processing this shocking revelation, Duke Lope’s second son Felipe married Ines Jimenez (also a distant relative of almost every nearby Christian ruler), and become the Duke’s diocese bishop.

But after just six years as a major world power, Castille suffered a major setback. The Duchy of Aquitaine declared independence, practically eliminating the Kingdom’s presence outside of the Iberian Peninsula. But this wasn’t the worst of the news…Aquitaine then sent tens of thousands of men marching into what remained of Castille in Iberia, in an attempt to take that land as well. It took almost two years before King Bernardo finally got organized enough to mobilize his men and begin fighting back, with hundreds of battles taking place throughout the Kingdom. When the Kingdom of Brittany joined the side of Aquitaine, all seemed lost.

As Castille seemed on the verge of collapsing, Duke Lope’s private life began to collapse as well. First, his eldest daughter Mafalda passed away…and then he had to have his wife arrested after her schizophrenia became even worse.

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I hope you're in to bondage...

He eventually married Ermengarda Jimenez (yet another distant relative of…well…everyone) who was not only remarkably intelligent and likeable…but was actually also fairly attractive (a rarity in these days.)

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Trust me. Compared to Lope's other choices, this girl was considered HOT.

Though they wed shortly after Lope’s 52nd birthday, they still had a daughter, Velasquita, born approximately nine months after their wedding.

Ermengarda became pregnant one more time…but Duke Lope passed away of natural causes before the child was born. He was 53, and left everything to his son Enrique de Haro.

Just as Castille was beginning to collapse.

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Somebody beatified the Duke to death!​

Lope de Haro

1060 – 1113

Count of Viscaya 1071 – 1113
Duke of Castille 1071 – 1113

FACTS:

*Ruled for 42 years, from his eleventh birthday.

*Nearly died twice in childhood. Pneumonia at age 6, and an infected wound from a hunting accident at fourteen.

*Castille quadrupled in size during his lifetime, but shrank down to just twice its original size shortly before his death.

*Outlived four Kings of Castille.

*Expanded on father’s work with food supply, introducing goat and cattle herding to duchy. Also encouraged manufacturing of light armor out of cow hide. Introduced new industries to duchy, including lumber, mining, and textiles.

*Built a small castle, royal post, court of justice, training grounds, forest, and moneylender.

*Introduced the use of axes on the battlefield, and encouraged clergy to accept vow of poverty.
 
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It's different and refreshing all at the same time. Just like a Fresca! :wacko: I'm already thinking of the crossover possibilities!!
 
Status of the World, Circa 1113:

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Okay, world update is done. That took a ridiculously long time. :D

Thanks for all of the comments and subscriptions!
 
Wow. This is brilliant - I love it. Keep the updates coming! :D

EDIT - As for those things neighboring the Byzantines... Is it the land of the cows?

Sheep?

I know, Goats! The Byzantines were attacked by goats! :rofl:
 
What can I say ? On a formal level , I'm so honoured by your kind words and very flattered !! When BT showed this to me I was like "... WHA ?! .. M--MM...MASAKA !" So thank you so much XD .

Naturally , I'll be keeping up as well XD

Reading through the first few updates , I found myself chortling and laughing out loud at your almost deadpan manner ! I think you started out excellently well XD . "In July of 1096, King Fadrique…like nearly every King before him…was killed by the Muslims as well." Really made me laugh haha . Very good balance of humour ! I do hope you keep it up !!

All you need now is a Silent Room ... :cool:
 
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Those would be turkeys, General.

The multilayered pun-ness slays me XD
 
Hmm, this AAR looks like fun :)

Just so long as you end up being the Netherlands in the end, it's all good. Or if you fail and lose to the Dutch ;)
 
(Thanks for all the comments, especially the official endorsement from Canonized! And Avernite...oddly enough...you are about to see in the next World Update that Castille IS in the Netherlands. Or maybe Sicily. Or maybe Russia. I don't know. I'm American. They're just...over there, somewhere. :D )

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Enrique de Haro - I can be de Haro baby...I can kiss away de pain...​

Enrique was 28 when he inherited his father’s Duchy…but at the time, the inheritance seemed more like a curse. Brittany and the re-independent duchy of Aquitaine were appearing on the Castille’s shores in the thousands…to say nothing of the decades-long battle with the various Muslim trbes. and King Bernardo proved inept at providing an adequate defense.

But in October of 1113, after Enrique had been in power for just six months, King Bernardo proved better in negotiations than he did in battle. Castille achieved a relative white peace (only recognizing Aquitaine’s independence) with both Aquitaine and Brittany, freeing the Kingdom to focus on the Muslim wars. Yet there was still no end in sight…every time Castille gained ground, they lost it to the Muslims…and every time the Muslims gained ground, they lost it to Castille.

By his second year in power, Duke Enrique had had enough. Though still retaining King Bernardo as his liege, the Duke took control of his own army, and declared war on the Shiek of Navarra (a vassal of the Emir of Damascus). Victory was swift, and for the first time since his nearly-mute grandfather Inigo de Haro had become the count of Viscaya, the de Haros had expanded their own landholdings.

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When do we surrender? Navarra!​

He appointed his great-uncle Manuel (Inigo’s half-brother) as Count of Navarra, his first vassal, then began marching on the Damascus stronghold of Barcelona. But while enroute, Damascus offered a condition-less peace, which Enrique accepted as an opportunity to rebuild his army and appoint a new marshal, as his previous one had left to work directly for King Bernardo.

But when Enrique returned home, he discovered the tale of his success over Damascus had spread, and he had a Frieslander longspear company at his castle, asking to be taken on by the Duke. He also discovered he had an additional visitor, Sancho de Lara. Sancho was a distant relative of Duke Enrique…but he was also the bastard son of Guzman de Lara, Duke of neighboring Asturias. Enrique himself was third-in-line to inherit Asturias, so when Sancho asked Enrique for a place in his court with plans to eventually defeat his father, Enrique appointed bastard Sancho as his new marshal and hired the longspear company, then marched them into a war against the Kingdom of Egypt, which had spread onto the Iberian Peninsula some years ago.

His men took Jaca, then Castel de Branco, then Alacer do Sal in an amazing series of battles from 1116 to 1118. The Duke appointed Felipe Jimenez as the Count of Jaca, Antonia van Vlaanderson Countess of Alacer do Sal, and his wife Aldonca Mendes as Countess of Castelo Branco.

June of 1118 saw France and Castille become embroiled in a war over the Castillian duchy of Provence, but Enrique stayed focused on eliminating the Iberian Muslims.

The following year, the Duke of Barcelona passed away, leaving the Duchy to 11-year-old Sancho de Haro, Enrique’s nephew. The inheritance included Urgell, Rosello, Empuries, and Valladolid. Having no son yet of his own, Enrique wrote of the possibility of leaving his own duchy to his brother Felipe, who would in turn leave it to Felipe’s son Sancho…expanding the two duchies under one leader, with nearly enough men and land to claim the Kingdom of Castille for themselves.

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Have I ever told you that you're my favorite nephew?​

Of course, that dream was a long ways off, and depended on not losing the Kingdom to the Muslims or another European power in the meantime.
A European power…like Germany. In May of 1121, the mighty neighboring duchy of Aquitaine pledged allegiance to the German crown.

King Bernardo passed away in 1122 at the age of 52. Though his cause of death was natural, his location was on the battlefield…continuing a proud tradition of Castillian Kings dying in battle against various Muslim tribes.

Bernardo left the Kigndom to his 31-year-old son Enrique…but to avoid confusion with Duke Enrique, we will here forward refer to King Enrique as “King Kingy McKingerson the Kingteenth, Kingquire.”

King Kingy McKingerson the Kingteenth, Kingquire achieved peace with France, but the neighboring duchy of Asturias declared independence from Castille. Enrique’s marshal, the bastard son of the Asturian Duke, convinced Enrique that this was the time to strike. Again, Enrique quickly defeated his foe…in fact, by this point, Enrique de Haro’s victories were so well known that a tradition began through all of Europe:

Whenever someone showed great courage in battle, his friends would refer to him as a “Haro.”

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If you show courage in the hood, they go so far as to call you "de Haro."​

Because the Duke still needed the bastard to lead his armies, Enrique turned Asturias de Santillana as a bishopric, appointing Senach ui Mordha as the county’s bishop…but when Bishop Senach began preaching about the need for independence, Enrique retook control of the area in yet another battle.

This set the marshal on a slippery slope…having defeated his father, he now became obsessed with defeating all that had ever made fun of him.

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Craziness is next to Godliness.​

The bastard Sancho then requested Duke Enrique approval of the assassination of Sancho’s half-brother Felipe de Lara, the Duke of Castille. In this case, Enrique was first in the line of succession, so he not only agreed…he fully-funded the entire operation. Unfortunately for both of them, the assassination not only failed…but Enrique’s wife Aldonca died just a few months later under mysterious circumstances.

In May of 1133, Enrique wed Amburga de Courseulles. King Kingy McKingerson the Kingteenth, Kingsquire passed away that same month. The cause of death? Say it with me:

Muslim hordes!

King Kingy McKingerson the Kingteenth, Kinqsquire, left the Kingdom of Castille to his 22-year-old son Alfonso Jimenez.

Enrique’s great-uncle Manuel (our original leader’s half-brother) passed away as well, at the age of 62.

And when the bastard marshal Sancho (realizing Enrique would never give him land) and his spymaster both fled for greener pastures…plus the fact that Enrique had appointed so many of his courtiers as Counts…the Duke’s castle was suddenly surprisingly empty.

Of course, empty castles lead to boredom…and boredom leads to…

The Duke’s daughter Margarita was born in the summer of 1136.

In 1137, the Emirate of Sevilla declared war on the Duchy of Castille, and the Duke round up 7000 men, expecting an easy victory.

But poor communication and organization led to 6000 of those men dying in battle…and, worse yet, the first defeat of Duke Enrique de Haro.

By 1140, the Duke was better organized and ready to fight once again. But as they marched toward Sevilla, a lack of “Family” planning led to the birth of a bastard son, Alfonso de Haro.

The Duke successfully took Granada and Malaga, but his mind was on bigger problems. Having seen the destructive downward spiral of his former marshal, the bastard Sancho, Enrique began having nightmares that his own bastard child Alfonso would bring death and destruction to not only Enrique himself but his entire bloodline.

So shortly after the child’s first birthday, the Duke’s new spymaster made the problem go away.

Enrique’s siege on Almeria succeeded…but to get Sevilla to finally accept peace, the Duke had to send him men to the finally Sevilla stronghold in Djerba, along the north African coast, and take that area as well. Having few capable adult courtiers who weren’t already serving a specific purpose, the Duke appointed his 10-year-old daughter Beatriz as the countess of Djerba.

But word of the bastard child’s birth and swift murder may have reached Amburga by this point…because the Duke’s wife committed suicide in August of 1142.

Enrique wed for a third time, marrying Affraic O Conchuir just shortly before the Emirate of Sevilla finally fell for the final time. For his troubles, the Duke added Cordoba, Alcacer do Sal, and far-off Palermo (on an island near Sicily) to his holdings. He appointed his 7-year-old daughter Margarita the countess of Palermo, and his infant daughter Toda became the Countess of their original county of Viscaya. Enrique then moved the Duchy’s capital to the far-more prosperous Cordoba, near the southern half of the peninsula.

King Alfonso died in February of 1147 (Muslims!), leaving Castille to his son Fadrique. Though previous marriages had actually placed Enrique sixth or seventh in line to become King after Alfonso’s passing, Fadrique’s inheritance knocked Alfonso off the top-ten list.

Duke Enrique…now 63 years old…nearly met his end in December of the same year, while fighting the Egyptians in Mertola. Despite several serious cuts from swordfights and even getting an arrow in the neck, Enrique survived the battle in a way that no Castillian King has ever done.

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You got HURT in this fight? Seriously?

Through various inheritances, King Fadrique had managed to gain a few counties on the island of England by this point, leading to a war against the English King Charles de Normandie.

(Pointless side note: Charles de Normandie, King of England, was actually French. Ironically, the King of France at the time, Radolf de Normandie, was Norman.)

By 1149, Duke Enrique’s brother Felipe…the diocese bishop…was widowed for the third time. Felipe then wed Andregoto de Haro.

Enrique’s daughter.

Felipe’s niece.

But Enrique was too distracted to worry about the possible downsides of this incestuous relationship. The King of Qaraknid had declared war. The Duke led his armies…now under the control of marshal Aytekin Mazindarani, a Turkish Muslim…into battle once again. Though they were successful in seizing the small Qaraknid holdings on the Iberian Peninsula, the Kingdom itself was based way off in the far east…the only way to get to it would be to declare war on dozens of Muslim tribes en route, to say nothing of the lengthy sea battle.

With the King unwilling to negotiate, and Enrique unable to reach him in battle, there was only one other option.

Assassinate King Iher Salah, and then deal with his two-year-old son instead.

Though the assassination failed, and the assassin himself escaped undiscovered, King Iher got the point, and gave Enrique the country of Calatrava in exchange for peace.

But despite his valorous work in defeating the Muslim King, the fact that marshal Aytekin Mazindarani was actually a Muslim himself did not go unnoticed. Pope Stefan of Hamburg demanded Enrique at least dismiss Aytekin if not straight out kill him. Enrique refused, attempting to buy off the pope instead, putting the Duchy in serious debt. Though the pope accepted the bribe, it did not eliminate the problem for long...and by March of 1152, the marshal was put before the Papal Inquisition, which executed him.

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Who? Him? No...that's my cousin. Uh...Cousin...Jesus.​

Duke Enrique de Haro died of natural causes just seven months later. He was 69 years old, and left the entire Duchy (expanded 11-fold under his rule) to Felipe de Haro.

His 63-year-old brother.

AND son-in-law.

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Enrique goes to the great discoteque in the sky.


Enrique de Haro

1084-1153​

(FACTS to follow...along with another update of the World...AND our first family tree!)
 
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De Haro Family Tree, circa 1953​

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Inigo started as a count, but was named Duke immediately. Son Lope ran the county from his pre-teens well into his 50's, then Lope's son Enrique ran it from his 20's until just before his 70th birthday, adding ten counties and an extra Duchy title to the Duchy of Castille

Enrique's brother Felipe is now in charge...and his current (third) wife is Enrique's daughter Andregota. They've already had one inbred daughter, who died as a toddler.

Though the de Haro rulers have been ruling for about 50 years each so far...the future looks bleak. Felipe is in his sixties, and there are only two male heirs left (circled)...each of which are married to women in their 40's.

Could the end of the de Haro dynasty be near?
 
You definately need better son-making skills.

Still, you seem fine at making war, so maybe you can raid some boys, declare them your sons, and make them succeeed you? ;)

(Also, no Netherlands yet it seems ;) )
 
How the heck did you do the family tree thing? :confused: I love it though. Conquering the World through Incest! It's the Spanish Way! :wacko: :rofl: