What would happen if Paradox was evil?

[bengrimm]

If paradox was evil, they would let groogy make his pony dlc

 

[Lord Finnish]

That would be illegal in most (if not all) countries anyway.

Not necessarily. Do it like EA, which only sell you the license to play their games, not the game itself. You can play it on their rules and on their DRM. Playing EA games is like paying for a library book, which you can keep until the library says it wants it back.

 

[Haydn]

Thats <Messed> up. No surprise that they are literally the most hated US company in terms of customer service.

ADMIN EDIT: <For Language>

 

[mrmrlol]

If Paradox was evil the only playable country in every game would be Tannu Tuva. Even in ones that take place when Tannu Tuva didn't historically exist, or in an entirely different region in the world. Try becoming Kaiser when you're stuck in Central Asia.

 

[Inner Circle]

If Paradox was evi, they would...

...intentionally cut 50% of the Gameplay to sell it as tiny, overpriced DLC´s
...forcing you to use a third party Program like Origin
...use forced Online Activation
...force you to stay online even when you play in Singleplayer
...reduce the overall quality of their games while even the slightest improvement would be advertised as a technological innovation
...90% of the budget will be invested into ads/trailer/teaser/bribing the Press
...release their games primary for consoles while a PC conversion takes up to 9-10 months
...use SecuRom as DRM
...make sequels on a yearly basis which little to none improvements

 

[unmerged(39030)]

If Paradox was evi, they would...

...intentionally cut 50% of the Gameplay to sell it as tiny, overpriced DLC´s
...forcing you to use a third party Program like Origin
...use forced Online Activation
...force you to stay online even when you play in Singleplayer
...reduce the overall quality of their games while even the slightest improvement would be advertised as a technological innovation
...90% of the budget will be invested into ads/trailer/teaser/bribing the Press
...release their games primary for consoles while a PC conversion takes up to 9-10 months
...use SecuRom as DRM
...make sequels on a yearly basis which little to none improvements

Sounds like blizzard's and EA's love child.

 

[Sardoniscorn]

If Paradox was evi, they would...

...intentionally cut 50% of the Gameplay to sell it as tiny, overpriced DLC´s
...forcing you to use a third party Program like Origin
...use forced Online Activation
...force you to stay online even when you play in Singleplayer
...reduce the overall quality of their games while even the slightest improvement would be advertised as a technological innovation
...90% of the budget will be invested into ads/trailer/teaser/bribing the Press
...release their games primary for consoles while a PC conversion takes up to 9-10 months
...use SecuRom as DRM
...make sequels on a yearly basis which little to none improvements

A true horror story.

 

[edwardx]

If Paradox was evi, they would...

...intentionally cut 50% of the Gameplay to sell it as tiny, overpriced DLC´s
...forcing you to use a third party Program like Origin
...use forced Online Activation
...force you to stay online even when you play in Singleplayer
...reduce the overall quality of their games while even the slightest improvement would be advertised as a technological innovation
...90% of the budget will be invested into ads/trailer/teaser/bribing the Press
...release their games primary for consoles while a PC conversion takes up to 9-10 months
...use SecuRom as DRM
...make sequels on a yearly basis which little to none improvements

MY GOD............

but i am glad they don't do this. Go paradox!