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A bit late as I catch up on previously missed alerts, but a nice job here making an escapade out of a game and OTL event combo. Butler’s devil-may-care attitude is likely to get him a personal audience with said inspiration sooner rather than later. Risking his life and (more importantly) his cover for such a fourth rate reason in a third rate minor power is rather cavalier. Sounds like that mad dash to the van may have been more to show off to/irritate Rees than any really compelling demand. In which case, it ended up back-firing personally, though the job was done. Even then, the plot sounded so half-baked it would have been easily foiled anyway.
 
Chapter 47, Berchtesgaden, Bavaria, Germany, 4 Sep 1936

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The car swept up the winding hills, the cool alpine breezes making the man, who was no longer young, and whose lifestyle had for decades been decidedly metropolitan, pulled a rug over his legs and lap. He felt his usual excitement at travel, and of meeting new people and seeing new things. He smiled at the onion dome towers, the light, bright, airy buildings, and for a moment basked in the atmosphere. The light and air were so very different from home. At a junction he enjoyed a cheery wave from a little girl; he had always liked children and if they weren’t running late he would have alighted to offer some chocolate. All in all, it was shaping up to be a fun day out.

There was something else, though, relevance. He felt relevant again. This visit was something of a coup, 28 years after his visit to Germany before the last war. He found himself thinking of the similarities in the visits; then, as now, his mission was one of study, to see this Germany and how her social and economic policies differed from those of his home country. He was keen, as everyone in the party had been told, to understand how this new German government had tackled unemployment (and so spectacularly, he thought brightly). There was something of a contradiction in his occasional fascination with Germany; his early radical stirrings had been forged with a love of French thinking, particular Victor Hugo. He had been moderate towards France during the Fashoda crisis, and he supported the Entente and its subsequent agreements. Yet in many ways, it was with Germany rather than with France that his sympathies lay. His view of Germany was in general a positive one, of a modernising, enterprising and above all protestant Germany. He had revered Germany as the home of Martin Luther. At chapel Luther was viewed, almost, as an honorary Celt; the explosion of German liturgy and the oratorios or other choral works of Bach, Handel, Beethoven or Mendelssohn were grist to the mill of his childhood singing festivals. As a man of the artisan class, he had been fascinated in the raising of standards achieved by the German education system, unsectarian, comprehensive, geared to the inculcation of technical and practical skills. No less than other Liberals, he admired the omnipresent talents of the 'Prussian schoolmaster' and regarded them as the basis of German development in the later nineteenth-century, in peace and in war.

His thoughts turned to that earlier visit. He had travelled with two other MPs (one of whom, Sir Charles Henry, he had successfully cuckolded, he remembered with a naughty smile) and had travelled through Bavaria and through the vast German centre up to Hamburg and Bremen on the coast. Initially concerned with economics, it had also provided an early foray into foreign affairs, with his meeting with Bethmann-Hollwegg, the Vice Chancellor. He had found the memory of that meeting, a terse, aggressive affair, resurfacing frequently during this journey. Meeting the intransigent, Junkers attitude in the fraught talks with the Vice Chancellor had been a revelation and the dualism between this autocratic bent, and what he had grimly prayed was the 'real Germany' of business enterprise and freedom was to preoccupy him henceforth.

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He realised that this was indeed, as he had speculated earlier, a coup, a British statesman meeting with this dynamic German leader, and relished the likely uproar that this would cause back home. It would also be useful if, as he dreamed, the National Government collapsed in the next few weeks. Statesmen, he realised, would have a place, would be needed.

“We’re almost there,” the driver said tonelessly. Next to him his son Gwilym stirred warily. And so, the Right Honourable David Lloyd George, Privy Councillor and recipient of the Order of Merit, former Prime Minister and the lead figure of the growing movement to defy the Cabinet of the United Kingdom, as well as her Dominions (and, he realised with mirth, most recently that dullard running India) had journeyed far to take tea with a ‘coming man’, a ‘man of the moment’. Behind is vehicle the rest of the delegation, including Thomas Jones, the former Deputy Secretary to the Cabinet, the physician Dawson, a brace of junior civil servants and his ‘fixer’, Thomas Conwell-Evans. Given the chaos at home his daughter, Megan had decided, to her father‘s chagrin, not to attend.

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It was smaller than he was expecting. He had anticipated something grand and soaring, dominating even, like the new structures that he had seen in the big cities, matching the teutonic with an imitation of Imperial Rome (and, he pondered, Victorian Britain). But this was modest, unimposing (although Lloyd George conceded that the mountain landscape was imposing enough) and, well, rather domestic. Lloyd George, a committed ‘people watcher’, found this domestic simplicity, a glancing back at an (imagined?) Bavarian rural simplicity rather fascinating.

As they swept in there was a change of atmosphere; the rural idyll was slowly, almost imperceptibly, eased away. There were now some military types, dressed in a variety of grey and black tunics. Saluting was done crisply, he noticed, but with none of the Ruritanian pomposity that had stood out during his visit to the Kaiser’s Germany. In place of epaulettes and silly hats there were clean, crisp, efficient looking acolytes

His son turned to him with a raised eyebrow. “Ready?”

“That,” Lloyd George said brightly, “I am.”

“Just remember not to promise him Ynys Môn.”

“Anglesey’s safe,” he said with a wink.

He alighted, the Germans frowning at the disorganised British. After some ‘no, really, after you’ mutterings and gestures Lloyd George strode forward, in his determination to meet the diminutive, dark haired figure at the top of the stairs sweeping past the outstretched hand of Ribbentrop. Already a note of tense farce had seeped into proceedings.

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The hosts took charge quietly but effectively. The ‘hangers on’ were swept quickly out of the way while Lloyd George, the only member of the delegation in whom there was any real interest, was speedily escorted in Hitler’s wake. Finally, they were shown to a small reception room. Lloyd George was surprised at its modesty. Only the dramatic mountain views met Lloyd George’s expectations.

They sat, Lloyd George not knowing quite how to open the conversation. He gestured, with a theatrically flourished thumb, to the grand view beyond. “It reminds me of my home,” he said with warmth, “Wales is also a country of mountains and forests. As is Austria,” he said as a gambled afterthought, not sure if the German leader would be proud of his Austrian roots.

The aide translated and Hitler frowned, causing Lloyd George to feel sick to his stomach. “The Fuhrer agrees,” the aide said tonelessly, “he welcomes you to his ah, retreat.”

“I hope that we have much in common, much to discuss,” Lloyd George said grandly, awkwardly. “I have longed to meet you, and to see the Germany that you are creating.”

Hitler looked bored, to Lloyd George’s horror. There was a lot of muttering between the Germans. “The Fuhrer,” the aide monotoned, “is pleased to meet the man who led his country to victory in a great war.”

“As I am to meet a man with such a distinguished fighting record in that war,” that was a stretch, but the compliment appeared to have landed. “I was too old,” he said wistfully, “even then.”

After some barked comments the aide took up the delivery, again. “There is a,” he paused as he scribbled, “a determination, a vision, to see that Germany is not so treated again.”

“Treated?”

“Ah, yes, the Fuhrer is talking about the end of the war.”

That irritated Lloyd George, as he was personally involved in that ending. “Then might I remind the Fuhrer that it was Britain, and I, who argued against punishing a Germany that had fought so valiantly.”

“Then he politely asks who it was that punished Germany.”

“Well,” he said, on the spot, “Clemenceau didn’t help. “The French are…”

Hitler looked thoughtfully, rasping something to the aide. Lloyd George understood enough to guess that the ‘ah’ and the comment that followed it were about the French. “He says,” the aide said conspiratorially, “that the French are always an army, and an idea, behind the civilised powers.”

Lloyd George saw the wry, knowing smile on the German leader’s face. He needed to break the formality, to reach out and allow the German to benefit from the opportunities of this exchange. He rolled the dice.

“Well yes, but perhaps the Fuhrer would agree, with me, that, at the end, they at least had an army, and an idea. The Kaiser,” Lloyd George did this slyly, deliberately, to avoid directly criticising Germany, “in the end ran out of both.”

Lloyd George prayed that the aide translated effectively, and from the tight smile forming on Hitler’s face he saw that he perhaps had. “The Fuhrer agrees with your point. You will see, he assures you, a different outcome with those that oppose him, this time.” As ever the process of translation completely skewed what was probably Hitler’s true intent; Lloyd George had no idea whether the German was trying to be threatening or matter of fact.

Lloyd George was very aware that he didn’t have the strongest hand in this exchange. He decided to buff the German by a powerful display early on. “Let us speak plainly,” he said in his light Welsh lilt, pausing for the aide. “I may very soon, very soon,” he placed the emphasis heavily, hoping that translation would not be essential for the German to understand the weighting attached, “be in a position,” he paused, realising that this was pompous political phrasing, and unlikely to survive translation effectively, “I may very soon be asked by His Majesty King Edward to become the next Prime Minister of my country.”

Hitler had clearly understood much of the talk, as he nodded knowingly at the Welshman even as the aide finished the translation. There was a brief spurt of briskly muttered comment from the German. “The Fuhrer says that he really, ah, fully expects that you will be the next leader of your country.” The emphasis was all over the place, but the aide, rightly or wrongly, was giving the impression that he was vouchsafing some carefully gleaned insight, some grave secret of state. Lloyd George managed, despite his nerves, to maintain a carefully calm mien; he didn’t want to seem either awed or conspiratorially included in this secretively presented opinion.

“In that case let us speak as men. I will act in the British interest.”

The German muttered something to the aide. “And the Fuhrer assures you that he will do likewise for the Reich.”

"But,” the Welshman said, with an intrigued air, “those interests do not have to clash.” He saw the aide’s bafflement. “To be in conflict.”

There was an explosion of rage as the German leader ranted, in a frenzied, spit flying tirade, with the aide sitting with an impressively unmoving discipline and not even bothering to translate. Eventually, as the storm abated and Hitler, seemingly spent, flopped into an armchair, the aide offered a few words. He was talking, the aide explained, about the Austrians, the Czechs and the Pole. About the many millions of Germans who had yet to enjoy the benefits of his leadership. This was the trap, Lloyd George suspected. He was prepared to walk into it with guarantees for him and his country.

“And what, precisely, does he want?”

Like a record being wound up the Fuhrer was back on his feet, ranting again. “He wants to clarify your position on a reassessment of the European settlement,” the aide said equably.

“Yes,” Lloyd George said with restraint, “I can see the logic of that. But to support that I would need to be secure in my position at home.”

“What does that mean?”

“It means that no British Prime Minister of a minority Government can possibly make dramatic concessions. He would be replaced by a tougher administration, probably Chamberlain or Eden, and they would not be as accommodating. “Give me some time to steer my country through its troubles at home.”

There was a nod, and discussions continued.

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GAME NOTES

Well me hearties, welcome back with my profound apologies. The reason for a month and a half of inactivity? I’m afraid that the palsy, the great plague, made its way to my part of the world and I was struck down for two weeks of misery in early December, and then a horrific period of both domestic and work ‘catch up’ leading into Christmas. Now for the obligatory health advice…

Be careful, please. I am a reasonably able-bodied 37 year-old who exercises and eats carefully, with no pre-existing health conditions, and I came within an ace of going into an ICU. I can only describe the experience as akin to being punched in the chest. The stunning, breath-sapping stop-you-in-your-tracks effect was truly awful. So be careful, please, this is not just a granny-killer. Screw 'dry January', I'm a born again sot.

Back to the AAR, and with a promise to respond to comments tomorrow, I offer this as a gentle reintroduction. Did Lloyd George really visit Hitler in September 1936? He did, as @DensleyBlair covered in his own masterful AAR a few months ago. Very much the brainchild of the mysterious (and oddly sinister) Conwell-Evans, much of the visit (particularly the precise subjects discussed during the one-to-one, a completely misleading term given the presence of aides and translators!) is lost to memory. What is not lost to memory is the rather gushing series of articles published by Lloyd George upon his return. He returned to Britain in a mood of what a sympathetic biographer (the joy of being bed bound is that one does a lot of reading) described as ‘virtual euphoria’. Hitler, he proclaimed to the world was a “remarkable leader, a very great man”. He gave an ecstatic interview with the News Chronicle followed by a truly extraordinary effusion (I can think of no better term) in Beaverbrook's Daily Express. In it he wrote of the a feeling of “gaiety and cheerfulness” among the Germans, downplayed German aggressiveness, and said nothing (well, very little) about the ostensible reason for his visit, economic policy. For Hitler himself as a leader? Don’t worry, the lyrical Welshman had the phrase to hand for the Fuhrer was, Lloyd George wrote in a phrase destined to haunt him in later years, “the George Washington of Germany”. It was an astonishing declaration, surpassing even the fawning of the right wingers.

So what? Well in the OTL ’36 it’s bad enough, a fawning former PM kow-towing with a despot (although the UK has form for this), but here Lloyd George could become a leading figure in what is coming up. There is danger, here, and perhaps the name of Lloyd George will be viewed harshly (more harshly?) compared to OTL.
 
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There was something else, though, relevance. He felt relevant again.

Hmm...is this El Pip's sitcom nemesis David Lloyd-George again?

He was keen, as everyone in the party had been told, to understand how this new German government had tackled unemployment

I wonder...how they did that...

Lying. Er...mostly lying.

one of whom, Sir Charles Henry, he had successfully cuckolded, he remembered with a naughty smile

We return once again to sexual intercourse. A very important part of this work.

Saluting was done crisply, he noticed, but with none of the Ruritanian pomposity that had stood out during his visit to the Kaiser’s Germany. In place of epaulettes

Humour and jollity is banned now.

Lloyd George strode forward, in his determination to meet the diminutive, dark haired figure at the top of the stairs sweeping past the outstretched hand of Ribbentrop

Oops.

Hitler looked bored, to Lloyd George’s horror.

Not sure what he expected really?

“I may very soon, very soon,” he placed the emphasis heavily, hoping that translation would not be essential for the German to understand the weighting attached, “be in a position,” he paused, realising that this was pompous political phrasing, and unlikely to survive translation effectively, “I may very soon be asked by His Majesty King Edward to become the next Prime Minister of my country.”

...

Does this count as treason?

And is the man so deluded that he might argue the insanity plea at his inevitable trial for all this tomfoolery?

Well...that's one way to bring the AAR back! Nice to have you with us again.
 
Glad that you are OK again, Le Jones.
 
First of all, I am very glad to see you back and well, @Le Jones, as well as another chapter here.

Secondly, how delightful(?) to see you mark the return with none other than DLG's most shameful episode. Here made even more shameful thanks to him making vague, at once cowardly and bullying promises about 'being the next premier'. Lord help us all.

and his ‘fixer’, Thomas Conwell-Evans

Yes, I'm sure he does.

Given the chaos at home his daughter, Megan had decided, to her father‘s chagrin, not to attend.

Probably enjoying some nice time alone with Philip Noel Baker.

As they swept in there was a change of atmosphere; the rural idyll was slowly, almost imperceptibly, eased away. There were now some military types, dressed in a variety of grey and black tunics. Saluting was done crisply, he noticed, but with none of the Ruritanian pomposity that had stood out during his visit to the Kaiser’s Germany. In place of epaulettes and silly hats there were clean, crisp, efficient looking acolytes

He and Churchill really are two peas in a pod, aren't they? Between this and Churchill's glowing report of Mussolini's tawdry theatrics, I dare say the next government is going to be far worse than anything we have to worry about from Sir Oswald…
 
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Sobering news re the dreaded virus - hope the recovery is/will soon be a full one. Celebrated perhaps with a little insobriety!

And if the ’rona wasn’t enough to make one severely ill, then following it up with an industrial grade dose of naive, pathetic Lloyd George sycophancy and almost treasonous pandering and big-noting has one considering the internal application of bleach and UV to scour away the symptoms!

It is worse when it spouts from someone of such previously substantial station, experience and international significance during a Great War. Flawed as he was. This tawdry episode will be followed (either directly or indirectly) by tears and disaster, no doubt.
 
Welcome back, my sympathies on your brush with ill health and my congratulations on having emerged out the other side. And clearly still in good writing form, as you bring us this tale of Lloyd George living down to his sewer-level reputation.

he had been fascinated in the raising of standards achieved by the German education system, unsectarian, comprehensive, geared to the inculcation of technical and practical skills
Truly there is no subject on which Lloyd George is not an idiot, because those are definitely not words used by people who have had to deal with real German engineers. The shear breadth of his ineptitude remains staggering.

the dualism between this autocratic bent, and what he had grimly prayed was the 'real Germany'
Though his capacity for self deception is, if anything, even more impressive.

the physician Dawson,
It's Dr Death himself! Maybe he was brought along to compare notes with Hitler's personal about the best way to kill the person you are supposed to be looking after? Despite Dr Morell's best efforts he failed to kill his patient (you would have thought a cocktail of cocaine, strychnine, deadly nightshades, e-coli and extract of testicle would finish anyone off, but apparently not), so he could do with some pointers from Killer Dawson.

perhaps the name of Lloyd George will be viewed harshly (more harshly?) compared to OTL.
We can but hope for this most just and deserved of outcomes.
 
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It's Dr Death himself!

I paused when I read “the physician Dawson” as I was sure I recognised the name from somewhere, but I couldn’t place it. Here’s hoping he’s brought his morphine along for Herr Hitler.
 
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I paused when I read “the physician Dawson” as I was sure I recognised the name from somewhere, but I couldn’t place it. Here’s hoping he’s brought his morphine along for Herr Hitler.
Given @El Pip‘s description of Morrell’s effort, only a .45 cal lead injection seems likely to have worked. In that case, equally fatal to both doctor and patient.
 
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I had my own bout with the stuff in January of 2020 - spent Christmas in San Diego and either picked it up there or on the plane on the way home. My crisis lasted two weeks and the after-effects for two months. It is indeed a serious ailment and I encourage everyone to wear a mask, wash your hands and take reasonable precautions so as not to get it.

An interesting update and well-written if somewhat... well. Rather like making coffee with milk just off the turn, there is something oily and a bit rancid about this meeting, and LG blaming France alone for Versailles is just a bit beyond disingenuous. Lloyd George appears willing to throw concessions out of the sleigh to placate Hitler's wolves while he wrestles for control of the reins. This is not a long-term strategy; the question is, can it last long enough? And if LG gets control, how strong will his government be? The European storm is coming...

Apologies if that seems harsh but that meeting has a slightly-spoilt-pork smell... rather, I suspect, like the sausage being made. Meeting with Hitler at that point won't have the same domestic impact it would later, but I doubt the French and their Eastern European allies will be much pleased at Britain's unilateral (if unofficial) play.

We can always console ourselves with the hope that Hitler won't be smart enough to wait.
 
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I've done it. I've finally caught up, and all it took was you getting knocked out by the virus and me getting a week off from University.

As much as I thought i had learned about the intricacies of British Politics from The Butterfly Effect, this AAR has given me a whole new level of insight into the subject. The implications of Edward VIII gaining the upper hand in European politics, and the course of the war are proving to be neither straightforward nor trifling. I'm eagerly awaiting the next development. I'll be following along from now on, as time permits. All the best to you.
 
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Chapter 48, Transport House, London, 7 September 1936

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By common consent (involving no less than four bouts of negotiation) the meeting, given that it was a Monday, was to take place later than usual, to allow for those delegates travelling from the London suburbs (this cadre including Labour’s leader) to have an extra night at home. For most of the delegates, this was fruitless, as they had already ‘weekended’ in London before this important gathering.

Three other figures ambled towards Smith Square, the two outliers confessing their nerves, at least to themselves, at returning to the inner sanctum of the Labour Party. The central figure, a curious mix of Heathcliff and Haggai with a glowering, gloomy figure, lank hair, stooping walk and an intense stare, merely looked at the Georgian splendour around him and grimaced.

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“I wonder why we’re here,” the figure on the right, Archibald Fenner Brockway, muttered, as much to manage his apprehension as anything else.

“Attlee wants the movement together on this,” the central figure muttered caustically as he ambled towards the entrance. A porter in a suitably utilitarian suit took their hats and coats. The central figure took the man’s hand and offered his thanks.

“Is it Attlee,” the other figure said. “The invitation came from Cripps.” He appeared to have a point, as it was Sir Stafford Cripps, the Member for Bristol South East, who greeted them.

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“My Dear James,” the tall, angular man greeted them, with, as ever, a thin smile. “I am so pleased that you could join us. The Leader of the Opposition,” this was done with the usual reedy, pompous embellishment tone, and was doubtless deliberately done to overawe the guests (if that was the intent, it was not working) “will shortly…”

“I’ve known Clement Attlee for bloody decades,” the central figure, James Maxton MP, said sourly. He shook Cripps’ hand with the lightest, most fleeting of touches and followed the other man in. His colleagues trailed behind their leader.

As they walked Cripps turned to them and awkwardly attempted conversation. “James, it is vital that you, the Socialist League and the Communist Party join with us; we must,” he spoke with a zealous passion, “ally with one another.”

“Almost like a speech,” Maxton said dourly. He followed Cripps into a room and was waved to a seat. Opposite him he saw the rosy-cheeked, confused looking Arthur Greenwood, the flame red Ellen Wilkinson, and the zealous looking Rajani Palme Dutt, all glumly nodded their greeting.

Another figure came in, short, almost elfin, and, ignoring the greetings, sat down. Peering, as he usually did, above his spectacles, he looked pointedly at Cripps.

“So then,” Cripps said, not unlike a reformist priest, “you know that I have often tried to be the interlocutor between us all, forming, shall we say, an alliance of the left, involving the Socialist League, the Independent Labour Party and the Communist Party of Great Britain, designed to forge electoral unity against the right.”

Attlee rolled his eyes while Wilkinson nodded; Maxton stared dolefully ahead. Cripps paused with a raised eyebrow. “Shall I continue?” He looked to Attlee.

Attlee wasn’t embarrassed by Cripps’ act of bringing the thinly veiled irritation out into the open. “Is there much more?” He asked this curtly. Maxton looked exasperated, Wilkinson was visibly amused.

“Only this. It is clear that the Prime Minister will be forced to capitulate, to His Majesty or…”

“The establishment,” Dutt said heavily. Wilkinson looked, shrewdly, from the Communist to the more mainstream Attlee.

But it was Maxton that took up the point. “The man’s running out of moves,” he said sharply. “He’s played out. The dammed Tories will form a makeshift minority Government that’ll be out by the end of the month. It’ll be a bloody shambles.”

“Just so, James,” Cripps said with a thin smile, “just so. But the point is that the aftermath of that ‘bloody shambles’,” he said this awkwardly, as if he was unused to colourful language like that muttered caustically by Maxton, “will almost certainly result in a dissolution of Parliament and a new General Election.” Despite the pomposity some, Wilkinson and Greenwood among them, nodded their agreement. “The only way in which we, those of us with a ‘like’ countenance, can hope to prevail is through a united approach. A common front, if you will,” Cripps said, perched on his chair and placing his hands carefully on his desk like a schoolboy delivering a prize-winning essay. Attlee maintained a fixed expression, almost a grimace, while Maxton shook his head with rueful restraint.

Wilkinson looked distracted. “But there’s more,” she said with passion, her coloured cheeks matching her hair. “What about our plans for the Autumn?”

Greenwood looked at her like a kindly uncle. “Come come, Ellen,” he said with levity, “part of this profession is the ability to react to changes in the political wind.”

Attlee seemed utterly unimpressed with his lieutenant’s interjection. “Did you have anything in particular in mind?”

“She means the march,” Maxton said dourly from his corner.

“Still going on?” Attlee fired the words like bullets.

“Yes, Clem, I am,” Wilkinson said defiantly.

“Perhaps,” Greenwood said slowly, warily, clearly about to deliver bad news, “we should see whether in light of the likely collapse of the Government…”

“…precisely why it should go ahead,” Dutt snapped. Maxton nodded. Wilkinson flashed a smile at both for their support.

Attlee looked to Cripps for management of the meeting. Cripps saw the prompt and coughed. “Perhaps, before we look at specifics, we an agree on the need to meet the challenges of the next few months with unanimity.”

Dutt shook his head. “No, Sir Stafford,” he placed contempt on Cripps’ knighthood, “we cannot. There is so much on which the left cannot agree. Spain, Europe, rearmament,” he began, throwing up an exasperated hand, “the future of the King himself.”

Maxton looked from Cripps to Dutt. “Yes, you’ve a point,” he said dolefully. “We cannot agree on what we would do with him and that poisonous consort of his.”

There was a ripple of discussion, voices calling for everything from the abolition of the Lords and most of the Monarch’s powers to a genial, softer accommodation. Maxton, who knew the game being played, looked Attlee in the eye. “You’re very quiet,” he said with a wry smile.

Attlee wasn’t ready to commit, though. “What is the Liberals’ position,” he asked without much evident interest.

“They’re all in,” Wilkinson interjected, “all lined up to support the King,” she said in amazement.

“Good,” Greenwood said gently, “it differentiates us from them.” Cripps was scribbling scratchily on some loose leaf sheets of paper.

“But only,” Attlee said, now committing himself to the conversation, “if the left can defeat the Conservatives.”

“But we disagree on so much,” Maxton countered, with an authority; all were aware that no one really led the left, so precarious was Attlee’s position. “Papering over the cracks is one thing, but ditching deeply held principles is another.”

Wilkinson hadn’t quite given up on her broader view of the discussion. “This is where,” she began, “the other activities could help us.”

“Jarrow?” That was Cripps, like all southerners pronouncing it ‘Jar-roh’. Wilkinson, taking her new constituency to heart, had recently taken to pronouncing it like they did, ‘jarra’.

“We all agree that’s it’s a good cause,” Wilkinson said, a pleading note to her voice.

“Do we?” That was Greenwood, beating Cripps and Attlee to it. “Not everyone does. What did Ramsay call it?”

“He said ‘Ellen, why don’t you go and preach socialism, which is the only remedy for this,’ that’s what he said,” she snapped angrily.

“The words of Judas,” Maxton muttered.

“Actually,” Attlee said with a very faint hint of cheekiness, “that raises a point. What do we do if National Labour members want to rejoin?”

“Return to the fold?” Greenwood was clearly intrigued by the concept.

“That’s a matter for you,” Dutt said, dismissively to Attlee and Greenwood.

“Not if Cripps here gets his way,” Maxton jutted a finger in Cripps’ direction. “If I’m to align with you, I want a say.”

Attlee nodded, glad that he and Maxton had forced the issue out. “Fair,” he replied briskly. “But a say, not a vote.”

Maxton thought about it, and nodded.

“Does that mean,” Cripps said slowly, “that we might be able, perhaps, to cooperate?”

Attlee sat back, removing himself from the conversation.

“Not yet,” Dutt said quickly, “we are divided as we are united.”

“Agreed,” Maxton said heavily, “but we can stop the civil war for a while,” he said with a smile.

“And that,” Greenwood said, “might be enough.”

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GAME NOTES

The apologies, first, for the hiccups in bringing the production back to the forum; if January saw recovery from illness, February saw a rebuilding of the life. Nothing too dramatic, but COVID necessitated a rethink on career (essentially from a terribly vulnerable private practice with diddly squat to protect the clan should I be laid low to employed work – the benefits package alone made it irresistible!) which was partnered to the wife reviewing her career, the result of which has been a real ‘flip board moment’. We’re hopefully moving from ‘the smoke’ to the countryside to allow my daughters a more enjoyable lifestyle. It has a guest room and is close to a mahoosive forest. I’m getting a new study. To misquote Ron Burgundy, this is kinda a big deal.

Anyhoo, and so we’re back, and I have reintroduced my ‘always have the next update already on the slipway’ approach which means I will be back at the end of the week with a view from the establishment. This update was frankly an ordeal to write as it was started during the first day of my illness, was in ‘development hell’ for a month, and stemmed from a half-forgotten offer for cameos made in that heady ‘we’ll be ok’ rush of last summer. Right. So blame @DensleyBlair – for the good and ill of this update.

The characters are all, for their pastichey elements, real; I like writing Cripps, Greenwood and (of course) Attlee as I can ‘get a handle’ on them, using a trait, or something about their appearance, as a means to get into their nature. Cripps is, I’m afraid, an utterly loathsome character and I am surprised, in preparing this update and this AAR, how much I have come to despise him. The establishment figure who becomes indispensable to the left despite, as far I can see, being wrong on just about everything. Carried along on his own self-importance (his old news clips are hilariously bad!) the mealy mouthed attitudes, the patronising air, all I’m afraid, rather revolting. But he makes for fun writing. Greenwood is the avuncular half-drunk (sadly true) uncle figure, easily flustered but not above a good scheme. And then we have Attlee…

The chapter is, really, the tale of the big lefties, Maxton and Attlee. I tried, where possible, to convey the sense that it is they making the decisions in this meeting. Maxton is fiendishly difficult to get right; at once an almost prophet-like figure while also being a dry wit and a grumpy Scot. I hate writing about him, but I like him as a man, so far.

Attlee really is an odd one, and hear my hatred of The Crowns portrayal of British Prime Ministers provides a fun (!) interlude…

So Attlee barely features in Netflix's lavish production, hell, why should he, he was only a major element of postwar Britain and was the PM when QEII married dodgy Phil the Greek (this sentence may get a major rewrite depending upon his latest stay in hospital). He gets a small role in the episode about the Great Smog, as a podgy, doddery whiney character (it doesn’t help that the actor playing him usually plays, lazily, outraged civil servant / Colonel types) and they miss the point on him. He was very, deeply, English, (unlike the very British Imperial Churchill), rather suburban, modest in his tastes and into cricket and crosswords and tea rather than champagne. He was physically diminutive (although not the midget as he is often portrayed) and was elfin. Where Churchill never forgot that his ever waking moment was a moment in history, with the speeches and drama associated with it, Attlee was short with his words. He was flawed, holding some bizarrely naïve views (invite El Pip to talk about Rolls Royce here) and was in a very precarious position in 1936 after the calamitous 1935 election. All of this colours his response to any royal crisis, trying to corral the left (or rather letting the dreamer Cripps try) in a unified response to the crisis.

If the Conservatives are publicly convulsed by the Royal antics then the left is no less at risk from the effects; it is perhaps spared slightly by being in opposition and not having, at least officially, to be seen to be acting. And so, as happened in reality (although in hugely different circumstances) there is talk of unity in the face of wider political threats. I’ve hopefully not overdone optimism and pessimism, although I think that some form of ‘gentleman’s agreement’ not to openly trade blows is the best that can be done as the left was in chaos in 1936. But first, the Government has to fold. And soon it will.
 

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How depressingly realistic. A spectacular and increasingly public Royal crisis that puts the establishment to the wall and gives it a damn good thrashing, and the left are still bitching amongst themselves over ideology.

I suppose for the good of the realm's stability overall, this is a good thing. An organised leftist response to the crisis might make such a mess the Royal Prerogative backs down even further or even stops existing. At the very least, a clever Labour leader could obliterate the Tories on the issue and have them spend the next few decades recovering from this.
 
Congratulations on being able to move to the countryside. It sounds pleasant. Hopefully it's the kind of thing you like.
 
Great to have you back and it seems successfully running the viral gauntlet. And then doing a ‘tree change’ of career and home!

The story very much has the feel to me of being in the “it’s going to get worse before it gets better” phase. Methinks the words ‘United’ and ‘left’ are mutually exclusive, but I suppose that’s all to come.

Interested to see what the Lords Appellant of the Establishment have in store for the King. I wonder if it will end up as bad as it did for Richard II. Is there a Bolingbroke waiting in the wings? A Harry Hotspur? I wonder who will end up getting their head shoved on a pike or nailed up on Traitors’ Gate, or whatever the modern equivalent would be? This kind of situation is hardly new in English history, after all ...
 
I've never quite liked Cripps...
 
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Welcome back, @Le Jones! I could hardly have asked for a better update to greet your return. Wonderful stuff. Your Maxton portrayal is delightful, and I'm rather enjoying seeing him throw his weight around a bit. One just hopes he remains canny enough to realise the scale of the opportunity at hand – and, more importantly, to get it across to the others. Granted, I'm not exactly one to favour party action over what Ellen calls 'other activities', but surely there won't be a better chance to do some proper damage to the Conservative political establishment.

Methinks the words ‘United’ and ‘left’ are mutually exclusive, but I suppose that’s all to come.
And this is well before we get onto the fact that, strictly speaking, a United Front and a Popular Front are two wholly different things! Cripps, famously, leans one way rather than the other – and I suspect this may well prove the sticking point going forward.
 
You have returned! Welcome back and congratulations on your life news, it all sounds positive and wonderful.

But now onto less joyous things, starting with a meeting where Attlee is the most pleasant and reasonable one at the table, which is a damning indictment on the rest of them. Naive is certainly a good word to describe most of them, though not the tragic figure of Maxton (as in it was a tragedy he was born, then a tragedy he died too young to see the catastrophic damage he had inflicted on a community he claimed to support). The crimes of Cripps are too numerous to list of course, but probably his treason stands out as the most baffling. You would have thought actively wanting Germany to win the war would see him locked up or at least kicked out of parliament, but strangely he got away with it. If nothing else it was a warning of his later treason when dealing with the Soviets.

By common consent (involving no less than four bouts of negotiation) the meeting,
Of all the little (and large) details that gave that update it's verisimilitude, this one stood out. It is absolutely the sort of thing a group of hard left factions who hate each other more than the opposition would do, the laser like focus on irrelevant organisational detail while paying bugger all attention to the bigger issues is very much their trademark.

Cripps, famously, leans one way rather than the other
My impression is that Cripps enthusiastically followed the line from Moscow without question at all times, even when he was in government. So if Stalin changes his mind doubtless Cripps will instantly change his mind too, though quite what Moscow thinks about all this is another question entirely.
 
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