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i could do that exam half asleep with one hand tied behind my back and have my life on the line all at once.
 
just me or is the situational map outdated?
 
Yeah, things have changed quite a bit since then...
 
Sid, can you host again tonight? My computer is acting up, I don't want to risk it.
 
sure thing babe.
 
Well bloody hell. I crashed and now keep getting some error when I'm trying to reboot, so I have to write this from the other computer. Unfortunately this PC doesn't have CK installed on it and it makes no sense for me to install it now anyway. Sorry guys, will have this bitch fixed by next session.
 
dont worry we ended it right then, im tired and we lost 2 members AND its close to the end time anyways, cya'all next week.
 
I forgot to take my nappy nap that friday so I wasn't playing at my best, so I don't mind.
 
To solve kid problems, use this old recipe that my grandfather swore by :

  • Acquire bottle of whisky.
  • Give kid three shots.
  • If kid is asleep, problem solved; drink some whisky to celebrate.
  • If kid is not asleep, take a shot yourself to calm your nerves.
  • The child is probably teething. Smear its gums with whisky to numb the nerves.
  • Have another shot while you wait to see if this works.
  • Ok, this is just plain crankiness. Find a nice private place and drink the rest of the whisky. By the time you recover, the kid should have gotten it out of its system.
  • Well, really, children should know better than to scream while their parents are having a hangover. Whack it over the head with the empty bottle.
 
rofl
 
King of Men said:
To solve kid problems, use this old recipe that my grandfather swore by :

  • Acquire bottle of whisky.
  • Give kid three shots.
  • If kid is asleep, problem solved; drink some whisky to celebrate.
  • If kid is not asleep, take a shot yourself to calm your nerves.
  • The child is probably teething. Smear its gums with whisky to numb the nerves.
  • Have another shot while you wait to see if this works.
  • Ok, this is just plain crankiness. Find a nice private place and drink the rest of the whisky. By the time you recover, the kid should have gotten it out of its system.
  • Well, really, children should know better than to scream while their parents are having a hangover. Whack it over the head with the empty bottle.
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Please tell me that you are not a father KoM!! :D
 
I'm emailing it to ccbasin at hotmail dot com right now.
 
i just loaded a save from some posts earlier and Byzantium is on drugs. congrats. now whoever created that beast switch to some other country to play. man that is one huge byz. still no roman empire, but then romans bever ever got to bactria proper. grats. makes me want to go play rome total realism
 
tarakan said:
i just loaded a save from some posts earlier and Byzantium is on drugs. congrats. now whoever created that beast switch to some other country to play. man that is one huge byz. still no roman empire, but then romans bever ever got to bactria proper. grats. makes me want to go play rome total realism
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Well, I'm going to break some independent kingdoms off of it...while I love seeing a huge purple blob, it is a bit much. Also, when Cyrus comes back, I intend on handing him a Middle Eastern kingdom carved out of it.
 
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