EU IV: How it should be

[Me_]

Giant Death Robots.

That is all.

No it's not. That may bee good enough for Civilization but not for EU4. What EU4 needs is Giant Death Zombie Pirate Steampunk Robots.

 

[Bertouch]

No it's not. That may bee good enough for Civilization but not for EU4. What EU4 needs is Giant Death Zombie Pirate Steampunk Robots.

Ninja attachments sold separately. Batteries not included.

 

[Pyriel]

These are all fine suggestions specially the FB achievement one

But I think we're forgetting the most important part here.. since this will be sold on the american market too we can't have nudity sadly.. Howver we can have lots and lots gratuitous violence. In this line of thought I was thinking.. Kinect! Yes hook it up the pc and experience what it's like be shot by a musket ball!

Now with full body sensor!

 

[Don_Quigleone]

Know what EUIV needs?

Space Marines.

 

[Pete0714]

We need some more cowbell!

 

[Garak]

Know what EUIV needs?

Space Marines.

If I become Holy Roman Emperor, I should have the ability to recruit special unique units with elite training and equipment. Actually, more than that, I should be able to carefully pick these soldiers from a specially selected pool of individuals who are the product of selective breeding and so on, to maximise strength, endurance, intelligence, and loyalty. And if I'm in good with the Pope, they should be equipped with holy weapons to fight my enemies (who would be, obviously, heretics and demons). I'm thinking we could call them "marines", though that seems to be lacking something, I admit. They could be organized into companies with names like "Children of the Emperor" and "Templars" and "Fists of the Empire" or something like that. And they could get bonuses to go on crusade. Oh, and unlimited morale, because duh, they're super soldiers fighting for the Emperor.

Quit stealing my ideas, heretic!

 

[orimazd]

This game could really use unit quotes. I think it would be much more immersive if your units gave an acknowledgement every time you move or select them. Imagine how awesome would it be if your armies shouted something like "For France!" when you moved them into enemy territory! This should be pretty easy as there is no need to have a wide variety, just a few good ones that players won't mind hearing over and over through the centuries.

Stop poking me!

 

[Coldhands]

We should be able to send an ultimatom.

a)We should be able to demand that the country we send an ultimatom to sign a truce with the one of the countries that they have been at war.

 

[Colombo]

I will have my own EU4 with blackjack and hookers!