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It has been 23 days since announcement without the game being released and I am agitated

I will endeavor to post this message daily until I get my prawn-cocktail-crisp-covered-fingers on it
It has been 24 days since announcement without the game being released and I am nonplussed

I will endeavor to post this message daily until I get my graspy prehensile tail on it
 
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So it happened to me too. I had a dream about playing EU5. In my dream I also got a release date; 7th of August.

I absolutely disagree with my dream and still think a November release is more realistic. But like... idk, thought I'd report on my declining mental health.
Well, now it couldn't come on that day even if it would have, because everyone would think that you just leaked the release date.
 
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I think it should be Empire of the Romans unless you play as them. If you play as them the country name becomes “Greek Pretender State” and there should be no way to mod this out.


This should please everyone and lead to no outrage at all
Just name it to "Romanian Greece" to please more people. These angry commenters need to get off their high horses and realize that Greece was ruled by both Romaboos and the GLORIOUS Romanian Empire during the game's timespan!
 
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I can't help but share because it immediately came to my mind when I saw this news.

Johan said that some mod developers seem to have access to testing(I don't remember exactly). Then the news came out that the Annbenar team will be streaming on June 6th together with Quarbit (he reviewed EU5). And this is the last, music diary. I just have to say that it seems more and more likely that the release will be announced on June 6th.

Move away from the source of hopium, I also want to...
I'd be surprised if the Anbennar devs start the stream with EU5 booted up. And even better, an EU5 version of the Anbennar map! (ofc this is pure hopium)
 
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Reposting here for upboats:

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Even though this is a joke, I'd actually believe this being a real thing in EU5. After all, in EU4 many of the events and comments during the game are made up by the lenses of a noble aristocrat devoid from actual reality, so I'd really like the satirical comments to get a return.
 
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I am Prophet Tomo of Europa Universalis 5, Johan came to me in my dreams and said 'You and your disciples shall await my arrival on the 15th of August'

Clearly this is a credible source as we know Johan is a divine figure.
 
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So it happened to me too. I had a dream about playing EU5. In my dream I also got a release date; 7th of August.

I absolutely disagree with my dream and still think a November release is more realistic. But like... idk, thought I'd report on my declining mental health.
Okay so hear me out, 7 August for the release date announcement, and mid November for release date!
Unironically this lines up with my baseless estimates.
 
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It has been 24 days since announcement without the game being released and I am nonplussed

I will endeavor to post this message daily until I get my graspy prehensile tail on it
It has been 25 days since announcement without the game being released and I am flummoxed

I will endeavor to post this message daily until I get my well-lubricated mechadendrites on it
 
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