This is not a joke post. I honestly tried to patiently explain people in Reddit that kept insisting it was Rome 2. These are examples of my futile attempts:
1 - This will be our first new major IP released since the original Crusader Kings over 10 years ago.
Well, this was to say to you that it was NOT rome2 or victoria 3.
Romist reply: That doesn't mean anything! It could be that the game starts [X years before or after Rome's start date] and it wouldn't be a sequel!
Me:
sigh
2 - Seven and Three are important numbers.
Well, this was to create discussion, but 7 and 3 are numbers very important in cosmology.
Romist reply: See? The seven hills east of Pompeii and the three temples of Artemisa north of Vesuvius! (or some such nonsense)
Me:
sigh
3- There will be no stabbing of pigs.
To tell you once again.. Its NOT rome2!
Me: Now this is obviously means it's not Rome 2 as stabbing of pigs was a Rome way of getting stability.
Romist reply: No uhh! It just means there will be other ways of increasing stability!
Me:
sigh
4 - Terrain truly matters in this game.
Because it does in all our games, but in some much more.. And in this game its more involved than ever before.
Romist reply: See? This confirms Rome 2 as terrain was really important to move elephants and cavalry!
Me: It's the same for all PDS games. (And of course...
sigh).
5 - Game Director is Henrik Fåhraeus, 15 year industry veteran, lead designer behind the Crusader Kings and Hearts of Iron series.
Me and Henrik are slightly different in our designviews. He's the ck guy, i'm the eu guy.
Romist reply: CK2, HoI4 and since Rome 2 will probably have features of both games, they picked him as the obvious choice!
Me:
sigh
6 - Elections and Technological Development are important parts of the game.
To eliminated ancient games from speculation, and hint that its set in the future.
Me: only Rome had some sort of elections and the Greek City States (which at the time were history already). Technology wasn't really important in that period ('Barbarians' had no technology and kicked Rome's arse).
Romist reply: Elections? This confirms Rome 2 for realz, might as well just announce it today!
Me:
sigh
7 - This is a project we've always dreamt about doing, something all of PI have been involved in, not just the PDS developers.
Every department has been a part of it, and this hint was also posted by Fred who have said he wanted to make a spacegame a lot of times.. (So have I)
Me: This confirms it's a space based game as it's been said in several interviews and streams that they would love to make a space 4x game.
Romist reply: No No No No You want to take My Precious!
Me
: sigh
8 - Picture
Futuristic looks that most of you saw directly.
Me: See? that haircut is modern.
Romist reply: See? a black dude slave from Abyssinia
Me: sigh
9 - Leader characters play an important role in the game.
To indicate the game we wanted to be.
Romist reply: They confirmed Rome 2! Leaders were very important in Rome! *opens champagne*
Me:
sigh
10 - I have seen things you people wouldnt believe..
Quoting Blade Runner to confirm to you guys that the leak was real.
Me: A quote from Blade Runner, please tell me that settles it!
Romist reply: No! this represents how Rome would see new things on their expansions, elephants, zebras, cobras!
Me:
final sigh