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@Phargle: When told from the viewpoint of a character (Gulsum playing dead, the Captain disappearing and therefore presumably drowned to death), people are often not dead. When told from the viewpoint of the narrator (Reinel, Ellijnore, etc) dead people stay dead. :D

@Snugglie: Often times, the most obvious answer is the correct one. :D But it will be spelled out in the next installment. :D

@Slinky Bears: Hehe. I accidently called you Slinky bears. That is so much more awesome than what my reply WAS going to be. :rofl:

@Enewald: That's racist. :D
 
Actinguy said:
@Phargle: When told from the viewpoint of a character (Gulsum playing dead, the Captain disappearing and therefore presumably drowned to death), people are often not dead. When told from the viewpoint of the narrator (Reinel, Ellijnore, etc) dead people stay dead. :D

You've said that before. I can't shake the feeling that it's so you can break your own rule and have it be a surprise.

*peer*

I do imagine your characters living in some bizarro world:

Pietro had been at the market for awhile...and was at least two minutes late.

Andros assumed the worst.

Then Pietro came around the corner...with groceries.

:)
 
Okay. I'm officially as tired of the "lost at sea" storyline as you are. :D

But...it's not time to head back to Guines and check in on Osbern and Matilda and such yet...and it's certainly not time to head back to Dr. Braun-Kennedy's timeline...so I'm skipping ahead in Robert's story.



Incidentally, once we hit the first major climax of the "She'll Kill Them All" storyline, I'm planning a crap-load of flashbacks (split up between probably three posts) from just about every character's angle, filling in as many blanks as possible (What did Annelies' note say? Why did Matilda try to kill Osbern? Why is he seemingly covering for her? How did baby Ambroos die? Who IS Juvenal Quentis? How exactly did Robert's "lost at sea" storyline end? And, yes, just how in the world did Gulsum learn Latin? :D
 
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(And thus begins a series of updates written by our very own Slinky (Bear)! :D As you may recall, I asked a while back for help with my action scenes, and Slinky took me up on it. He has never written an AAR before, but as you'll see, he certainly should. He also continues the proud Actinguy tradition of ending in cliff-hangers. :D Incidentally, I am considering making this the beginning of a tradition of the occasional guest-authaar, if the interest is there. )

Early Winter, 1086 - Jerusalem

Robert was wondering what he was doing here. He only had half his men left. Yes, his men. It felt strange calling them that. He still diverted to Humphrey for most decisions, but he couldn’t keep doing that. He had to show his men he could lead. If only there were more of them. A lot of good men had died on the sunken ship, and the real fighting hadn’t even begun. That was not all. He had lost half of the horses. Not such a big loss, he thought wryly, because there were no knights left to ride them anyway.

They passed another burned out farm. They had seen more of them the closer they came to Jerusalem, but this one was still smoking, a sign that another army had passed this road not long before them. This did nothing to calm Robert. He had no idea whose army was in front of him. He doubted his chances against the army of Jerusalem, let alone two enemy armies. He was beginning to wonder if it would not be better to turn back, but no, he … a scream stopped Roberts thoughts cold. A rider came galloping down the road towards them. It was one of the scouts he had send out.

Robert rode ahead to meet him, followed by Humphrey. “It’s the duke! He is under attack!”

Robert saw Humphrey opening his mouth, ready to shout orders. Instead he turned to Robert. “What are your orders marshal?”

Robert only needed a second to think. “Quick march the infantry, the cavalry will go ahead. Let’s ride!”

They had only ridden a short distance, but already they heard the sounds of battle. “It’s just after this small forest.” They slowed to a canter. Nearing the tree line Robert felt his heart beating in his throat. They gazed upon a field of carnage.

Duke Boudewijn van Vlaanderan...Osbern's liege, and therefore Robert's...had not been a fool. He had struck camp on top of a small hill and had fortified his position with long wooden stakes driven in the ground. It was thanks to this, that they had not yet been overrun. Outnumbered five to one and besieged from all sides, it would not take long for the enemy to breach their perimeter. The duke’s men were fighting for their lives, but it was clear to Robert they would not be lasting long. Already they were slowly driven back at a point at the far side of the camp. The enemy had concentrated his attack there. While men were fighting, other soldiers were destroying the stakes, pulling them out of the ground or cutting them down. Robert was wondering why, when he detected movement up ahead.

Next to a small group on horseback a lot more riders were cresting a hill. Immediately Robert understood their plan. They were trying to make a corridor for the cavalry. If they managed to infiltrate the camp, the defenders would be doomed. The men in the makeshift fort had spotted them to and were driving back the attackers with renewed vigor. “Marshal, we have to help them.”

“No, wait.” The man Robert took to be the enemy's leader was waving his arms wildly. He shouted something and as one, the cavalry began to charge. “Apparently their leader is not a patient man, nor is he very careful with his men. We can attack him now when he is vulnerable.”

“Wait, Robert. You must stay behind and wait for the rest of the army.”

“No, I want to fight with you.”

“You can’t just yet. We have lost to many officers already and someone has to lead the men when they get here.”

“You are right," grumbled Robert, "but I don’t have to like it. Attack, and kill them all!”

Humphrey led the men out of the forest, leaving Robert behind. He saw Humphrey swaying in his saddle. With only one good leg, all that held him on his horse was sheer determination. When they were almost upon the group they were spotted. They enemy scrambled to protect their leader and the two groups clashed. Initially the Muslims outnumbered Humphrey’s group, but with the first clash the odds were leveled.

Robert turned around hearing his men approaching. Turning back to the battle Robert saw a group of infantry running to relieve their commander. “Quickly, we must help!” They broke the cover of the forest and ran towards the enemy officers. Robert saw that at least the enemy cavalry hadn’t managed to breach the compound. Some riders had jumped the stakes, but they were quickly mowed down. His eyes were trying to seek out Humphrey. Just when he saw him, Humphreys horse reared, a spear sticking out of his chest.

Unable to stay on with the peg leg, Humphrey went down.

Robert screamed and urged his horse forward. Blinded by rage he rode into the enemy infantry. The legs of his horse were cut and his horse fell forward, throwing him of. Robert rolled to his feet, sword in hand. He looked up into a wall of steel.

Robert was completely surrounded.
 
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I really really really really like this update *nods*

I understand now why you keep editing your writing. After reading it again I felt the urge to hit edit and improve a few things :D

Tired of the lost at sea story line you say, should I write that one as well :rofl:
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@Slinky Bears: Hehe. I accidently called you Slinky bears. That is so much more awesome than what my reply WAS going to be. :rofl:
I guess your reply was pretty lame then :D
I had to look up what a Slinky Bear actually is. Do you own one!!?? :eek:
 
@ Slinky: Ha, I didn't notice it was you in your reply...I'm very sleepy...and I thought, "Wow, that was a really rude response to Slinky's first attempt at AARdom." And then I realized, of course, that you were joking about your own first attempt. :D I actually didn't know a Slinky Bear was a real thing...I was just trying to write "Slinky", while thinking of a witty response to your polar bear comment, and it came out "Slinky Bear". But now I've looked it up too...pretty damned funny.

@Enewald: My friend, we are at the point now that...with the exception of the flashback posts...I can pretty much guarentee you a minimum of one shocking death per day, for the next 200 years of gametime. :D

EDIT: I would like to add that these will be, generally speaking, very unpleasant deaths...only one of the "old age" variety...and, perhaps most importantly, all will be legitimate, non just-out-grocery-shopping deaths.

:rofl:
 
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@Enewald: My friend, we are at the point now that...with the exception of the flashback posts...I can pretty much guarentee you a minimum of one shocking death per day, for the next 200 years of gametime.

EDIT: I would like to add that these will be, generally speaking, very unpleasant deaths...only one of the "old age" variety...and, perhaps most importantly, all will be legitimate, non just-out-grocery-shopping deaths.

Neat! :D Keep them coming!
 
AAAGGHHH!!! I need to know how the sea story ends! I was NOT getting tired of it! :mad:

Hurry up and get to the flash-backs already! :p

TheExecuter
 
LordCowles said:
Ya know, this was probably the best update yet, Actinguy. :D Hmmm? What's that you say? He didn't write it? Don't be silly, of.... Oh. Well, err.... TTFN! :rofl:

Anyway, great job, Slinky! :)
The confusion is understandable. After all I am the author best known as: "I can't believe it's not Actinguy" :D
 
@The Executor: hehe. Sorry about that. But trust me...though it wasn't my intention at the start, NOT telling you up front how the lost at sea bit ends is going to make one of the up-coming cliffhangers all the more shocking.



I'm about to post the next update from Slinky. I'll apologize up front for having deleted one of the scenes he was excited about...but I'm sure he will probably see why. The scene was great...but deleting it will make a similar scene in the following update that much more exciting. :D
 
(Written by Slinky)

Early Winter, 1086 - Jerusalem

Robert reacted purely on instinct. He ducked under the first thrust, blocking another with his sword. His shield was gone, but that didn’t matter now, as he ran back towards his panicking horse.

Enemy soldiers were still getting up after being knocked over by his wild crash. He stabbed one and trod on another. His leg slipped and he fell face forward towards the wildly flaying hooves. The hooves missed him by inches, but an attacker behind him was hit full in the chest, sending the heathen flying.

Rolling away from the horse, Robert brought his sword up just in time to deflect a thrust aimed at his face as another attacker appeared. Still fighting the first, Robert could do nothing but look as the second sword started the sweep that would sever his head from the rest of his body.

In a flash of steel and a spray of blood Robert saw the hand coming down. Detached from the limb, the hand holding the sword was still travelling towards his neck. He was struck by the flat of the sword, the edge cutting in his flesh between his neck and shoulder. Distracted by the pain, his first attacker saw an opening...but before the enemy could press his advantage he went down.

Strong hands picked him up. “Come on sir, this is no time to lie around.” Before he could even thank his rescuer the man had engaged another enemy. Following his example Robert picked up a second sword, throwing away the severed hand that still gripped it, and charged.

Parrying with one sword while thrusting with the other Robert dispatched another foe. Robert seemed possessed, he was hacking and slashing his way to where Humphrey had fallen. An enemy trying to escape the onslaught turned and was rewarded with a sword in his back. The sword stuck in his spine, he fell twisting the sword from Robert’s hand. A Muslim seeing a defenseless infidel rushed forward and was greeted by the second sword.

They were slowly pushing the enemy back. The Muslim officers, seeing that their rescuers were occupied and driven back, tried to flee. Less than a handful managed to escape, others were shot in the back by volley after volley of arrows. The infantry already slowly backing, turned and ran after their officers. Robert’s men pursued, cutting many of them down.

But he was not interested in that, he had to find Humphrey. Where was he?

“Where’s Humphrey?”, he yelled.

“Sir, there is no sign of him or his body.”

“Go and find him then!”

A soldier came running up to him: “The duke’s men are routing the enemy, sir. They are retreating, but the duke. Duke Boudewijn is dead.”

Robert had no time to digest the news, because a wounded knight came up to him. “Marshal, I saw Humphrey.”

“WHERE! Tell me where!”

“Sir, they have taken him with them. They have taken him prisoner.”
 
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Those are a few very nice action-scenes there, well done Slinky!

Now's just the question, what will the heathen use a one-legged, half-dead French commander for? :p
 
Finally caught up again!

The latest updates are great, but I want to know what happened to the Muslim girl! :mad:
 
Though I already told him privately, I just wanted to mention here that I love the little details he adds...how difficult it would be to ride a horse with a peg leg (yes, somewhere between attacking Gulsum and arriving in Jerusalem, Humphrey got himself a peg leg), the fact that an armless hand managed to cut Robert with the sword, etc...I really get a picture of the scene he is describing.


And now...the third (but not last!) Slinky update!
 
(Written by Slinky)

Early Winter, 1086 - Jerusalem

Robert strode towards the fallen Duke's camp, soldiers already removing the dead and seeing to the wounded. The smell of blood hung sickening in the air. Here and there a ragged cheer went up. Glad though they were of being rescued, no one could be truly happy with so many of his comrades dead. To make matters worse, these men had just lost their leader. They needed someone to believe in a goal, anything.

Robert climbed on a cart.

There was no visible reaction from the troops.

“MEN! I am marshal Robert of Guines. I have traveled a long way to get here. I had to fight pirates and sea dogs and today… today … I killed my first heathen. And I am NOT going to stop at ONE!”

This got a few responses. “Kill them all!” “Those heretics will burn!”

“We have defeated them once and we will do it again. Bury the dead. Tend to the wounded. Mend your armor. Clean your weapons. And then rest. You will need your rest, because tonight we will attack!”

A hesitant cheer went up from the crowd.

“We will teach these dogs a lesson they will never forget!”

With those words Robert jumped of the cart.

“Now take me to your ranking officer.”

“Don’t bother, I am here. What was that stunt you pulled there? We are in no shape to attack. They still outnumber us at least four to one.”

“But you forget. The enemy is in no shape to be attacked. They have lost most of their commanding officers. The defeat is still fresh in their minds. If we don’t strike tonight we may never get such a chance again.” And this may be our only chance to rescue Humphrey, he silently added.

He had briefed every squad himself, together with the dukes second in command. His second in command now.

The enemy had chosen their campsite poorly. At some places, the forest came up right to the camp's edge. No defensive measures had been taken other then posting a few guards. Either they were to shaken to think clearly or they thought themselves completely safe. Robert didn’t care what they thought. At this very moment small groups of men were infiltrating the campsite. When they were well in the centre they would start killing the sleeping foe. It stayed quiet and more men trickled into the enemy camp.

A shout...and the guards turned to the source, looking into the camp and the fires, losing their night vision. From all sides, Robert’s men stormed the enemy camp. Robert ran towards the nearest guard, but a small soldier beat him to it, neatly dispatching the enemy with one slash of his sword.

Robert ran ahead towards the half-sleeping soldiers. A bleary eyed man stared at him, wondering what was going on. He didn’t wonder for long. Robert was thrusting left and right, trying to kill as many men as possible. They did not have much time before the enemy would begin to react. With a torch in one hand and a sword in the other, Robert was going berserk. Setting fire to bedding, slashing at anything that moved. He was like a machine, no emotion, just the endless killing. Still the enemy had not organized a defense. They were to slow reacting to the threat. The few that realized what was going on were running for their lives.

Robert started towards the tents, sure that that would be where they were keeping Humphrey. He passed a post, a limp body hanging against the ropes.

It was Humphrey...and he was dead.

His clothes were burnt as was his leg. With a shock Robert realized they had actually set his wooden leg on fire.

Raging like a wild bull, Robert looked for enemies to fight. He set off towards the tents again, but before he got there they were going up in flames. Robert looked around at the devastation. The night's butchering was coming slowly to an end.

He saw the small soldier in front of him...the one who had killed the first guard...darting between two enemies. A man careened into him, sending Robert sprawling. Trying to get to his feet he saw two men coming right for him. Suddenly the small guy was between him and the enemy. He was parrying every thrust, but was pressed to hard to counter. Robert got to his feet and they fought side by side. A man slipped and a quick thrust ended his life. Now it was two against one, but the helpful, short Frenchman tripped over a shield, landing hard on his side, helmet flying off. Robert caught a glimpse of flowing dark hair. The enemy swung at the fallen man, going for the killing stroke. Robert hurled himself forward, knocking the other guy off of his feet. A quick knife ended the struggle.

Looking back to his fallen comrade, Robert saw the soldier smiling back at him.

"I thought I told you to stay with the ships."

"If you thought for one moment that I would obey, then you truly are a fool," replied Gulsum.


And with that, she kissed her husband's dirty face.
 
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@ Enewald: "What will the heathen use a one-legged, half-dead French commander for?" Tinder, apparently. :D

@ Prinz Wilhelm: Wish granted. :D Although how these particular events occurred will not be mentioned again until the flashbacks.