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Religious bordergore, anyone?

(no idea how it happened, I'm a Kurdish king of Georgia, started in 769 as the count of Oromieh)

Also...

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A 2-year old is my rival.
 
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TheArrogantOne said:
Also...

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A 2-year old is my rival.
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Did you murder one of her parents perhaps and get caught? Cause that's how I got my twin nieces to end up loathing me once.
 
Allahu'Akbar!!

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The Caliph couldn't trust his useless commander, if he could he would led all the 3 flanks by himself :D
 
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So apparently my Khagan, who is literally the most powerful man in the world, has to resist the urge to lick people. It is official, having wolf blood is the best. :D
 
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Teutonic King said:
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So apparently my Khagan, who is literally the most powerful man in the world, has to resist the urge to lick people. It is official, having wolf blood is the best. :D
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Totally agree with you there man, the only downside of having a wolf blood is sometimes you got Cruel trait, because you know only the strong survives. And that is the cardinal rule in the steppe :D

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But that is a minor setback if you got Strong, Quick and Gregarious simultaneously. And you can hunt with you fellow once in a while :D

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And after you came back, no one dare to mess with you :D

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Totally agree with you there man, the only downside of having a wolf blood is sometimes you got Cruel trait, because you know only the strong survives. And that is the cardinal rule in the steppe :D
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But cruel doesn't mean that?

Cruel means that you're willfully causing paint to others, if you think that only strong should survive you're just ruthless.
 
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"Sympathy for Islam" Curiously, a few years after he called a crusade.
 
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"Sympathy for Islam" Curiously, a few years after he called a crusade.
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We've reached Holy Jerusalem! And it turns out the Saracen actually treat it like a Holy Place as well, and the Church of the Holy Sepulchre is open to all pilgrims. They also have this nice thing called "underwear", very tasty cuisine, and a clever way to calculate your prayers with the use of beads. It was a nice trip.
 
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Still, Deus Vult!
 
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Chlodio said:
But cruel doesn't mean that?

Cruel means that you're willfully causing paint to others, if you think that only strong should survive you're just ruthless.
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Sadly there is no ruthless trait in vanilla so Cruel has to more or less play double duty.
 
Slayen said:
Sadly there is no ruthless trait in vanilla so Cruel has to more or less play double duty.
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Then again ruthless or pragmatic people are usually called cruel in real life as well.
 
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During my previous game, this event popped up.


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Curious about who could be complaining about their treatment, I opened his character profile.


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Apparently I had executed him two days prior to this event. Well, you know what Rasiq? I released you from the cruel bindings of this world. That dark cell you're complaining about? Yea, that's the Eternal Black Abyss of DEATH!

All in all, this probably isn't all that strange, but I got a good laugh out of it.
 
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Ragnarsson said:
During my previous game, this event popped up.


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Curious about who could be complaining about their treatment, I opened his character profile.


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Apparently I had executed him two days prior to this event. Well, you know what Rasiq? I released you from the cruel bindings of this world. That dark cell you're complaining about? Yea, that's the Eternal Black Abyss of DEATH!

All in all, this probably isn't all that strange, but I got a good laugh out of it.
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Always a classic, that one. Pretty common, but it still gives me a laugh.
 
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This isn't so strange but a perfect example of how this game WILL break your spirit. So I finally became a 'Petty Most Serene Republic' which is adorable in my eyes. For two rulers I was on top of the world. Then a badly timed revoking of my campaign fund led tp Gorman Assface being elected. He lived until he was 74 and as you can see nearly ruled for 40 years. My guy Fergal? He was meant to be in that position. So I sat, for 40 years, waiting to be elected. AS YOU CAN SEE I WAS.

And yup, poor Fergal he ruled for less than a year. Thankfully I didn't make the same mistake twice.

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Now THAT will be interesting af. Hope the Maracle guys can do it (I'm their vassal, + I'm tired of seeing the Khazar blob converting everything to Khazar and Sunni.)

Also, Khan Blush the Cruel :D
 
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TheArrogantOne said:
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Now THAT will be interesting af. Hope the Maracle guys can do it (I'm their vassal, + I'm tired of seeing the Khazar blob converting everything to Khazar and Sunni.)

Also, Khan Blush the Cruel :D
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Whoa, keep us updated! I wonder what the record is for largest AI-created empire...
 
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