Storytime - A Beginning
Welcome. Welcome welcome. Please, please be comfortable. That’s it, come this way. Oh, I do realise that you do not know why you are here, and that is perfectly understandable. No, no, it really does not matter. I know why you are here, and that fact should be of great comfort to you. Do not concern yourself, you are perfectly safe in my care. Please, please relax. All I ask you to do is to sit down, just here, in this nice chair. I chose it, especially for you. Settle yourself down, ease yourself into its comforting embrace. Is it not delightful to let go at the end of a busy, busy day?
Look, my other guests are here also, and all of you are now exactly where you need to be. You see, my friends, one needs an audience to tell a story. Not my story. Oh no, nothing so gauche. A story crafted especially for you. Is that not nice? You, my friends, are worth it. Now be still and listen.
I want you to think of a house. Not a grand house, yet neither a hovel. A middling house, unremarkable from the outside, presentable yet dull from within. You can see it, can you not? Yes, you can see it - I can tell. It is there, in your head, where it is and where it has always been. Watch the people arrive, and gather around a table. Let us listen.
“It is decided then?” One asks, “The Austrian must go?”
The others take a moment before responding. It is clear One does not expect an immediate reply.
“There will be consequences,” Two states, her voice flat and neutral. “They must be planned for.”
“Agreed,” says Three, its voice more a simple exhalation of breath than even a whisper.
“It is a dangerous path,” says Four, his voice precise, each word an exact and separate sound.
“Well, yes,” says Five, her voice bright and false, rising at the end of each phrase. “If you want to be safe this is not the right table. Besides, things were getting dull.”
“Even so,” One says, “there is no need to be needlessly risky. But with the actions we will need to take … it will not be subtle. And likely cannot be hidden.”
“What sound you cannot silence,” Three exhales, “you obscure in noise.” There is an echoing of a memory of a cough. “Wars ... are noisy.”
“They can be exceedingly noisy,” Four agrees in his precise tones. “Given our constraints shall we not make virtue of necessity? In most places a nudge or two would suffice.”
“Oh my dear,” Five exclaims, “It is unlike you to be so … forward. It does so remind me of you in your youth.”
Four smiles, and perhaps the twitching of his lips seems genuine.
“Between us here, and those we can direct, it should not be too difficult to create favourable circumstances, but it will be harder to guarantee conflict.” Two says.
“Oh, get the ball rolling, and the sparks will fly!” Five giggles. “Just you watch and see!”
“Even conflict suppressed can serve our goal,” says Three in an asphyxiating gasp.
“There is one realm where it is going to prove more difficult, where we will need to act circumspectly and indirectly,” One reminds his fellows.
“No,” Six says brusquely, and stands. “I will take care of matters there.” Six leaves, and you do not see where Six goes.
In the silence of Six’s departure the others glance at each other, and the image dissolves.
And there, the start of our story. Sorry, my mistake, A start of our story. Just the one. Enough for now. But I see that you are tired. No, no - there is no need to get up. You are tired, weary from a long day. Are you not? Yes you are. Why do you not rest? The chair is a good place. Rest awhile. Sit back. Relax. Sleep in a dreamless slumber.
Welcome. Welcome welcome. Please, please be comfortable. That’s it, come this way. Oh, I do realise that you do not know why you are here, and that is perfectly understandable. No, no, it really does not matter. I know why you are here, and that fact should be of great comfort to you. Do not concern yourself, you are perfectly safe in my care. Please, please relax. All I ask you to do is to sit down, just here, in this nice chair. I chose it, especially for you. Settle yourself down, ease yourself into its comforting embrace. Is it not delightful to let go at the end of a busy, busy day?
Look, my other guests are here also, and all of you are now exactly where you need to be. You see, my friends, one needs an audience to tell a story. Not my story. Oh no, nothing so gauche. A story crafted especially for you. Is that not nice? You, my friends, are worth it. Now be still and listen.
I want you to think of a house. Not a grand house, yet neither a hovel. A middling house, unremarkable from the outside, presentable yet dull from within. You can see it, can you not? Yes, you can see it - I can tell. It is there, in your head, where it is and where it has always been. Watch the people arrive, and gather around a table. Let us listen.
“It is decided then?” One asks, “The Austrian must go?”
The others take a moment before responding. It is clear One does not expect an immediate reply.
“There will be consequences,” Two states, her voice flat and neutral. “They must be planned for.”
“Agreed,” says Three, its voice more a simple exhalation of breath than even a whisper.
“It is a dangerous path,” says Four, his voice precise, each word an exact and separate sound.
“Well, yes,” says Five, her voice bright and false, rising at the end of each phrase. “If you want to be safe this is not the right table. Besides, things were getting dull.”
“Even so,” One says, “there is no need to be needlessly risky. But with the actions we will need to take … it will not be subtle. And likely cannot be hidden.”
“What sound you cannot silence,” Three exhales, “you obscure in noise.” There is an echoing of a memory of a cough. “Wars ... are noisy.”
“They can be exceedingly noisy,” Four agrees in his precise tones. “Given our constraints shall we not make virtue of necessity? In most places a nudge or two would suffice.”
“Oh my dear,” Five exclaims, “It is unlike you to be so … forward. It does so remind me of you in your youth.”
Four smiles, and perhaps the twitching of his lips seems genuine.
“Between us here, and those we can direct, it should not be too difficult to create favourable circumstances, but it will be harder to guarantee conflict.” Two says.
“Oh, get the ball rolling, and the sparks will fly!” Five giggles. “Just you watch and see!”
“Even conflict suppressed can serve our goal,” says Three in an asphyxiating gasp.
“There is one realm where it is going to prove more difficult, where we will need to act circumspectly and indirectly,” One reminds his fellows.
“No,” Six says brusquely, and stands. “I will take care of matters there.” Six leaves, and you do not see where Six goes.
In the silence of Six’s departure the others glance at each other, and the image dissolves.
And there, the start of our story. Sorry, my mistake, A start of our story. Just the one. Enough for now. But I see that you are tired. No, no - there is no need to get up. You are tired, weary from a long day. Are you not? Yes you are. Why do you not rest? The chair is a good place. Rest awhile. Sit back. Relax. Sleep in a dreamless slumber.
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