Can someone give me a one minute rundown of threadmarks? Got a minute, not more, not less - need to know as much as possible about threadmarks without any of the fluff. I'm a busy man, don't waste my time with threadmark fluff, just threadmark facts.
After meeting Lao Tzu, Confucius remarked that he was indescribable but for a comparison to the dragon as "they ascend into the sky riding the wind and the clouds". Asking for a "rundown" on threadmarks is to demand the impossible. That hour of threadmarks, once radiant with wonder, now stolen by conspiracies contumelious and heinous, lives now no more than the lilies of May. Dull propriety demands sacrifice; the occasional supernal flicker to filter though our mephetic mist is snuffed out with atavistic lust by our upstanding respectable denizens. If you remember your Frazer, you'll recall the glee with which they used to slay the god-king. By their very nature, any worthy comforter finds himself expelled from the temple and hanged outside the city gates.
He who binds to himself a joy/Doth the winged life destroy/But he who kisses the joy as it flies/Lives in Eternity's sun rise.