The Last Tourney
Baby King Arthur of Avalon was packing. Well, not a baby King no more, in August 2247 he celebrated his 16th birthday. According to Norman traditions, he was all grown-up and ready to rule on his own power. No more regency! But first, there was something he wanted to do...
ˇThe things King Arthur was packing were mostly mundane. Clean socks and toothbrush and such. With a few exceptions that would make anyone raise their eyebrows. First,it was this armour. Full plate. Decorated lavishly with ornaments of fauna and flora. Bit alien fauna and flora, nothing like seen in Avalon. Or Earth. But it was the shape that was off. When Arthur donned it, his outward appearance changed considerably. To make it look like that and still give Arthur freedom of movement and total flexibility. It was a work of a true master.
Arthur stretched himself. He was like kings of old. Blond hair, reaching his shoulders, loose. Promises of a beard of same color. Blue eyes. Welcoming smile. Muscular body that has seen more than his share of workout. Next to him, a boy of his age, looking about the same, but with more Mediterranean looks, with a hint of Asian in his heritage.
“How did you ever talk me into this, Arthur?”
King smiled. “But, my dear cousin, think of the adventure!”
“Ehh, but this is so going to get us into trouble!”
“But it’s totally worth it! Come on, Ieyasu, you will never get a chance to attend the tourney, just like our ancestors had!”
“There is one happening tomorrow,” Ieyasu pointed to outside the windows, where in a meadow, jousting field was put up.
“But it’s not real,” Arthur protested. “Jousting there is a game played by boys, young and old”
“By girls as well,” Ieyasu said calmly. “As we saw so beautifully as my sister Aveline sent you flying from the saddle yesterday.”
Arthur winced at the memory. “You just had to come with your whole family to see my coronation, ehh?”
“That, and Farther wanted to show Mother their new home too. Really beautiful”.
“Too secluded for my tastes”
“Well, this is what they want. And what they need as well. Peace and quiet and no galactic affairs.” Ieyasu was smiling. “And i quite like the place”
“But, back to the matter at hand- and you think this your tourney will be any different?” Ieyasu inquired.
“Oh come on, you know it is! Here, in Avalon, it’s a popular game. There, it is a matter of life and death!” eyes of Arthur lit up. “There, they will fight with all what they got. It will be a true tourney.”
“Still sounds like a game to me,” said Ieyasu.
“Mmmm, ok... “ Arthur was at a loss of words. Then, he continued. “See, here in Avalon, we have strong jousting traditions. Mostly because of the name of the planet and all this Camelot things. It is something that just happened and it made sense.. Kinda. But after we are done jousting, we pat each other at the back, rush to our hovercars and fly home. It’s a hobby. Some collect butterflies. Some joust. There... they joust. Really joust. Not because they have this hobby. No, because they don’t know any better. To them, it’s a life, not a hobby.”
“Yes, yes, like you have explained to me a hundred times or more” Ieyasu said. “Where did you get the armor anyway?”
“This? Heh, just went to top armourer in Avalon. Told him, your finest ceramo-metal armor, but with some special demands. He thought about it, then said a price. A pretty steep one, mind you, but still, nothing i can’ afford”
“Hmm, and this?” Ieyasu held a strange device on his hands. “Latest model as well, i see, with automatic translator built in... where did you get your hands on this one?”
“Being a King has it’s... privileges” Arthur shrugged.
“Still, appearance changers are quite rare”
Arthur made no further comments on it. Ieyasu dropped the subject. The rest of the packaging continued in silence.
The Tourney
King Goff II looked down from his podium. The field was filled to the brim. Podiums of the nobles, demonstrating their shields and power. The area for common folk was brimming with life. There must be at least 10 000 spectators today, each trying to get a better spot. There were peddlers, there were thieves, there were robbers. And also a lot of folk just trying to have some fun.
Here are the folk, trying to have some fun
And, there were the knights. 50 of them, in their tents. What a wonderful sight it was- their flags fluttering in the wind, their armor gleaming under the orange hue of the sun. First of them, the champion of Goff himself, Hordar of Yhertube. The King had bet a bag of gold that Hordar would win, and he was sure it was a pretty safe bet, for Hordar was known to be the first knight in all Buthoc. As for the last tent, the knight there sent off some wrong vibes. His shield, a hand reaching from the lake and holding a sword, was weird at the best. And they way the knight moved and talked so freely to his squire and his servants... and well, everything else.
“Who is he?” king asked his advisor
“Sir Arthur of Camelot,” was reply.
“Ar-arthur?” the King was having trouble pronouncing the name. “Weird name- and i’ve never heard of this Camelot?”
“He claims it’s in a land far off, but the tourney of King Goff was so famous he could not come and prove himself with the greatest knights in the world, so he travelled for three month to get here...”
“Oh well, let’s see how he fares. His armor though- this looks spectacular...”
“Three month and four wormhole jumps,” said Ieyasu to Arthur. “Hope it was worth the trouble.”
Indeed, three month and four wormhole jumps...
“Come on, squire! Look at all this! This is well worth the trouble!” the King was beaming. “Plus, i’m pretty sure you enjoyed yourself yesterday when you bagged the archery contest”
“My composite bow got a bit too much attention though. Should have used a local one,” though there was smug satisfaction in his voice.
“Hush, it is beginning,” one of the servants (read: crewmembers of King’s yacht) told them.
Indeed it was. Two knights, riding creatures strangely resembling the horses of Earth, were in positions. King Goff gave signal and both of them started riding towards each other, with breakneck speed, lances pointed at each other. It was clear victory, as one of the contestants hit the other’s shield spot-on, splintering his lance and making the other fall off. The other, poor sod, missed overall.
So, it continued. Knights were winning, knights were losing, the crowd was cheering. Until it was time for Arthur to come as well. His beast, brought two days ago, was still getting used to his master, but knew well enough to charge and not to change course. His own heavy breathing echoing in the helmet, the very limited sight from the visor, his trembling hands. And his opponent, in the other side of the field, waiting for signal. He forced himself to calm down. He raised his lance to greeting and then, aimed it straight to his opponent’s shield. As they galloped, he changed his aim a bit, but now, all he could do is to trust on his training, on his strength and on the quality of Avalon armorsmiths.
The force of the impact, as the enemy hit his shield, was almost too much. Almost. But he managed to stay in the saddle. At the same time, his aim was true and his lance hit the enemy shield with full impact. The lance, brought from local weaponsmiths, turned into splinters. As the horses were passing each other at full speed, he saw from the corner of his eye that the enemy lost his balance. Second later, despite the thundering hooves and deafening cheering of the crowd, he heard a small thump, indicating that his opponent had hit the ground.
Arthur stopped his horse, rode back and helped the poor fellow up. This was met with disbelief at first, but then, the crowds really started cheering.
First real battle of Arthur
Arthur fought five more jousts that day, and was successful on each and every one of them. The sun was already about the set when the final match of the day started. Hordar, the champion of King Goff and Arthur of Camelot. The armor of Hordar had taken some hits, some dents and his shield was scratched. Well, the armorsmiths of Avalon sure knew their work, for the suit of Arthur was as gleaming as it was in the beginning of the day.
Again, the thundering hooves, the power of the horses, the trembling ground. Only, this time, Arthur did not aim for the shield. No, he aimed for the helmet. Much harder to hit target, but more or less guaranteed to throw the opponent off the saddle. And... so did the enemy. Arthur’s head smashed on the padding of his armour and he did a quick thank-you to Ieyasu, who had forced him to wear protective goggles. Then, he fell off. The meeting with the ground was not a pleasant one, though all of his bones were still intact. He rose to his feet, ready to accept defeat. Only to find Hordar in the dust next to him. As surprised as Arthur was. Hordar tried to rise to his feet and hit grab his sword, but he fell off again. Apparently, the man had broken his leg while falling. Hordar tried two more times, before giving up. Then, Arthur came and helped him up, carrying him to his tent and leaving him under care of one of his servants (the ship’s medic).
In the end, it was victory for Arthur by default. The crowds were cheering as Arthur kneeled before King Goff and received his trophy. Truly, Arthur was a champion of Othari this day. And the celebration this evening... priceless. Arthur and his servants were the heroes of the day. There was lot of cheering and drinking and feasting.
The next day, King Arthur and his retinue rode off. To about half a day’s journey, where they hid their ship, Then, they took off and started their journey back home.
In Palermo
“So, perhaps this was not the best idea,” said Ieyasu, after coming from chat with her mother and father, or rather Empress Emma and Emperor Bohemond.
“Can you even give the King detention?” Arthur complained
“Only when you’re an Empress, apparently”, replied Ieyasu, appalled. “Half a year!”
“And they have the Imperial Order to reinforce it...” signed Arthur.
“Still, it was worth it,” sad Ieyasu
Indeed it was. One of the crewmembers filmed the entire event and holovids of King Arthur fighting in the real tourney became very popular, only to be seconded by Prince Ieyasu bagging the archery contest.
As for Emma, she put a total travel restriction to the Cothium system, barring any other aspiring Norman to take part of the real tourney. That’s why it’s called The Last Tourney.